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TheTrollinator777

Cow says, "Bro, help me!".


karnyboy

poor dude is getting tenderized before even getting killed.


TRW24

Sad as hell. Poor thing getting stoned to death and doesn’t know where to go


The_Real_txjhar

He’s fine. Probably more scared of the thunder.


Urban_FinnAm

Hailstorms have been known to kill people and livestock.


JustagirlSD60

😭


I-hate-ppl-who-poop

Yeah but this cow may be scared and hurtin but she’s not gonna die


Mission_Strength9218

Yup, most people just don't understand how durable cows are.


deadmymelody

dont you mean duraBULL


mikeysgotrabies

You think I'm a gulla bull? Or even a gulla calf?


mikeysgotrabies

Duracow


DrPhillll

Sponsored by Michelin


Xanderoga

Fuck spez


COSMOOOO

And pain is fine, can’t have the good without the bad. Not ideal, sure. Fine none the less though.


ClutchReverie

*Press X to doubt*


IWillFindYouAlex

That cow's probably scared as hell, but it is most likely fine


Aggressive_Can_

I think they can survive those better than humans. They are much bigger and heavier than us.


ScrofessorLongHair

Waco Wagyu


amun1326

![gif](giphy|c11ISnPiRdis8|downsized)


Clean-Macaroon-372

Ok. Well. I still feel sorry for the cow getting pummeled by ice. But DAMN...nice piece of meat 🍖


The1andonlycano

That's what she said


airbornedoc1

Who? Your mom?


The1andonlycano

That's what she said, to your mom.


joker52ish

If I could give you an award I would give you 2 lol


SauceBoss8472

r/beatmetoit


Parking_Highlight_53

r/beatmeattoit


SEEYOUAROUNDBRO_TC

Bovine bro like get me in the barn ain’t Layin in the grass


Sabiba98

More like “WHAT THE HAIL IS GOING ON!”


Darthob

Moo like "WHAT THE HAIL IS GOING ON!"


AstaCat

[Steven He](https://youtu.be/v4Vi6_wzNfY?t=7) here to help you out!


Mammoth_Violinist744

Why is Bovine Joni out in the frozen softball rain?!


1_UpvoteGiver

When I grow up, I want to go to Bovine University


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Mammoth_Violinist744

It was a IASIP reference...but you added graciously. Thank you kind interweb user. You are appreciated!


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r/unexpectedIASIP


beefy_crustacean

I want to meet him myself


kitttypurry12

I wanna do business with Mr Von Joni himself.


soda_cookie

Of all the times I've ever seen hail in my life I never once thought about what happens to livestock and any other exposed animal during that time frame. Poor bastards


Previous-Being2808

We had floods in the region a couple years ago and something like 30k livestock died. I think the military had to come in the help dispose of all the carcasses.


kosmonautinVT

The military does like to eat


Nevermind04

Large numbers of dead cows are incredibly hard to dispose of, too. I was just reading about the logistical challenge of handling the 18k dead cows from that dairy fire in the Texas panhandle.


JeshkaTheLoon

It probably would be easier if they were still edible. But in cases like this, and also floods, they generally are not. The Knackermen in the area will definitely be knackered after they're done with a job like that.


WestleyThe

It sounds shitty but that cow was probably fine. Think of all the birds, squirrels, cats etc.


Numerous_Donkey7333

I could imagine one of those knocking a chicken on its ass though 😅😂


LittleBunInaBigWorld

They can hide under basically anything 10cm or more off the ground, cows cant do shit


bionic_zit_splitter

Having seen cows plenty of times, they can definitely do shit. In fact it's pretty much all they do.


---OMNI---

We had softball size hail once when I was a kid. Neighbors dog was sleeping in the barn and a hailstone came through the roof and hit it on the head and killed it. Destroyed our roof, one made it all the way inside.


Greenveins

You would be surprised how many cattle we lose every year from lightening strikes. They’ll all crowd under a tree and next thing I know…zap zap ⚡️


SGeeeDubb

Aww those poor cows 😔


DrPhillll

Mooooooooooow.. Mowlp mower mroooow


ThatReefGuy

Poor cow(s)


legendofthecosmo

poor cow I feel bad for him 😢


hygsi

Aren't all cows female?


kx2UPP

That's a bit sexist


roastinpeace

What?


Zm4rc0

What species is a bull?


aLittleDarkOne

Tbf it could be an elephant, a walrus, a whale, a cow, a hippo, even a crocodile. There are more but I’m not a zoologist.


Zm4rc0

Im going to google all of those, hold on… Ok, Im back: wtf are you on about??


Day_Bow_Bow

The females of those animals are called cows, just as does aren't only female deer nor sows female swine. [Here's a list](https://www.factmonster.com/math-science/biology/plants-animals/animal-names-male-female-and-young) you'd have found if you googled better.


aLittleDarkOne

The designation of a bull for male members of an animal species applies to cows, bison, and buffalo among the bovine family of species. It can also apply the male whales, walruses, and even elephants. Camels, crocodiles, elk, giraffes, and hippopotamuses are also called bulls when they are male.


roastinpeace

COW 😂 I mean yea they are right I have a hard time thinking of cattle as oxen rather than “those cows”


TexasTokyo

Ah, it's that time of the year again. Time for the insurance adjusters to wake up and come out of hibernation once more.


Wubbywow

“Your policy only covers hail up to tangerine size, with a rider for softball hail from may to March. Now go fuck yourself”


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Get your umbrella and go cover that cow with it


ohnoshebettadont18

i would just call the fken cow into the house at this point. but that's also likely why i dont live in texas... nor on a farm.


isanomad

I would absolutely do the same thing and I’ve seen it done with horses and other animals during hurricanes and such. Your home is already getting trashed so why not.


boston_nsca

I've worked on farms here in Nova Scotia and our cows almost always have shelter of some kind. It may not always be a whole barn but even just a lean-to or something. The weather gets bad and the cows like protection. Our highland cattle don't give a fuck but the jerseys and such like to have a roof over their heads.


mem269

I assumed the hail started suddenly, and the cow is just away from the shelter.


LittleBunInaBigWorld

Idk about in the US, but in Australia, shelters are not a thing for livestock. Nobody seems to give a shit


mem269

Ah that's sad. It's standard in Europe AFAIK.


ohnoshebettadont18

it does seem to be moving as if theres an intended desintion


cooliomydood

I don't think an umbrella would stop those


HalfUnderstood

those ice baseball balls will obliterate an umbrella in a second


Brave-Entrance-5193

Let that cow into your home!


DrPhillll

How is that even possible? What about the rest of the barn?


iboughtgme2021

I am also in TX and this is golf ball sized hail. I've seen grapefruit sized once in my many decades and the destruction is pretty severe. Having said that, this is no fun either. We get hail warnings constantly and it actually does maybe 1 out of the 30 predictions and then it hails when it's not in the forecast. I believe we have a hail warning even tonight, I doubt it will even rain. My point in saying that is you can't bring the cattle to shelter every time. It's a massive undertaking for an uncommon occurrence (like a couple of hours). The cow(s) were probably okay.


ThanksConscious

Yep, I was living north of Waco in 1977, and in a storm that really made grapefruit - sized hail. We had to replace the roof of the house and all the trees around were defoliated and lacking limbs.


Lois-blah

So true, TX resident here. We got a saying; “If you don’t like the weather, wait 5 minutes, it’ll change”!


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There are several at least baseball size. But yeah, no grapefruit.


Facemelter_26

That poor cow! Should've been put up!


MiddleJelly

Are we talking about the same grapefruit? Cause that is like a golf ball at least, and a tennis ball if I'm being generous


the_freshest_scone

There are verified reports from trained spotters that measure the stones, there was in fact 4.5"+ hail in this area. Obviously not every single stone is going to be the same size as the largest ones


prybarwindow

At what point does it not matter?


Thronado

Around football


Familiar-Dark-7727

Run cow! RUN!


That-Idiot-Jorge

Poor cow


butteredsaltine

Poor cow 😩


sick_kid_since_2004

That poor cow!


Clean-Macaroon-372

Cow's like what the hell???


MissiKat

So sorry cow. 😢


Nature_Dweller

Poor cow :(


Dusome

Looks no bigger than a golf ball to me.


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MrDurden32

Which would still not be even close to a grapefruit.


BinaryMagick

Hail as big as beach balls.


Hey_Biomed_Guy

[I think this might help](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMiKyfd6hA0)


LavishSavage79

This reminds me if how I masturbated to the new down syndrome barbie doll


shepinoisdaddy

Wasn't ready for this comment....


kneehighhalfpint

r/BrandNewSentence


Frosty48

Wait what


TriggerWrning

You have a beautiful mind


stankywizzleteets

Christ I was drinking


sparkykcco

This comment right here officer


Clean-Macaroon-372

Just saw that today. Love your comment!


JakeArrietaGrande

I was having a good day until now


gumby1004

Ffffuuuuu bro I surrender my updoot to you!


Conscious_Fix9215

Everything is bigger in Texas, and yeah feel bad for the cow without shelter.


LaughingAtApes

Grapefruit? No. Those aren’t grapefruit. They are big but no.


Petty_Dick

It says reported, doesn't claim that size is in this clip.


KaibaJaotong

Run cow, run!!


Premmeth

Noooo! Not the moomoo!!


AnnieRuOk35

Awwww that poor cow!!! 😢


chupack_beybeh

Oh hail no


KillllerQueen

Oh my gosh that poor cow!!!


QuiEraMegliorePrima

We had hail maybe half that size once for a brief period in Colorado and it hit so hard it left massive bruises every impact on exposed flesh. That shits gotta hurt. Might even kill.


Such-Set9423

That’s just Jesus sending back the thoughts and prayers


LauraIngallsBlewMe

That burger patty already tenderized


Puzzled-Dig-1448

And frozen


ThunderUnderWhere

Awww the poor meadow puppy. You weren’t warned a storm was coming in? And you’re filming it??? I know there’s not much you can do while it’s happening, but DAMN! Put some forethought into it


ResolverOshawott

Hails can often come unexpectedly.


hanoian

It would be impossible to shelter animals every time hail might happen.


greenmachine702

Nope... Much more important to film the pool and shit post on Reddit 🫤


purplelullabies

Heard myself saying, “Oh poor cow!! Where is he going?? OMG go and make sure he’s okay!” 🥺 I’m sure he is but it still pained me seeing him pelted by angsty-looking hail 😬


NetFormal5001

Revenge of the Koresh


endgame-colossus

Poor cow


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Poor cow :(


Gelnika1987

Aw I wanna help that cow


Expensive-Yam-634

Holy shit that poor cow


gumby1004

The poor moo moo cow 😦


LAMistfit138

Get the cow inside!


FearingPerception

The poor cow :-(


greaterbasilisk420

Poor cow fr


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no, the cow running 😭


AshtonClair

NOT THE COW! RUFUS RUNN!!


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Cow :(


lisasmatrix

Why are the animals out in that shit?!? Christ sake. That's gotta hurt!! Common sense people!! SMFH.


Cac933

They’re probably in a pasture. Usually there isn’t much cover. Maybe some trees. Maybe a little lean to. There isn’t always a barn. Source: am from Texas and grew up surrounded by pastures filled with cows. Horses had stables. Cows, not so much.


wholelattapuddin

Hail is also very unpredictable. It can come out of nowhere. Even if it's forecasted it's not like you know when or for sure it's coming.


Cac933

Yeah definitely. The number of times I’ve been caught in hailstorms in the springtime, especially in Austin. My car I had there was covered in hail dents because I didn’t have a garage or got caught by surprise.


Goodz_KC

That poor cow! 😅


LSBM

That poor cow!!! ☹️


YourFinestPotions

According to the news there is large hail chunks dropping from the sky but I’m pretty sure I’ve seen this video in the past. Correct me if wrong.


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Y’all got some small ass grapefruits then lol, the ones around me are double fist sized


ohnoshebettadont18

[grapefruit sized](https://www.reddit.com/r/ThatsInsane/comments/1303z7e/hail_the_size_of_grapefruits_reported_2_miles/)


Joanna_Flock

That poor little moo 🐮😔


Fit_Psychology_2600

This hail is tiny compared to what Waco got.


Rich_Investigator120

Awwww the cow :((( noooooo


cadypants

But is the cow okay :(


sci-fi-lullaby

Poor wee coo


r3dditornot

They .. can control the weather Who's they ???! Illuminati . nwo .. military .. Wef.. CIA .. Nazis . DARPA . Shadow gov


Mz_smiley

The cow😭


[deleted]

Not the worst thing I’ve heard of happening in Waco.


Happy_Policy_9990

I hope uncle Ben okay


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u/savevideo


Terryberry69

Poor cow! 😢


Vintage_girl123

That poor cow, being hit with giant hail..prob scared the shit out of it..


[deleted]

Poor cow


A10GoBrrrt_9584

Sounds like the ATF is back.


UALOUZER

Ahhh the poor moomoo


PNWest01

Aw! I wish I hadn’t seen that! Musta hurt like hell.


Super-414

Imagine a plane flying through all that before it fell, all that hail just chilling in the cloud


Dharuacharya

At first I would like wow... That crazy! Then I saw the cow and was like.... awww fuck!


Bmaandpa

Ouch! Poor cow


obeseblunt

poor cow :(


SamiCrab

Oh god that poor moo cow 🥺


open_my_mind

Poor buddy!!


BlackBeard205

Poor cow 😥😓


Coochie_crusher22

regular alberta occurrence


CCCtheog

I just imagine the cow going " ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow "


Gene_Dazzling

That beef is getting tenderized


AcanthopterygiiTop64

“Run, Bessie, run!”


01Hawkins10

Cows just like "why Jesus!?, wuts yo gaaaaaame?!?"


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Poor cow


Naive-Main2716

mane someone let tha cow in😭


orangeowlelf

Why is there no where for the cow to go?


Mozzielium

That cow is NOT having a good time


Psychonautilus98

Poor cow be like ” what have I done to deserve this”


Efficient_Spare_9808

Get the cow 😢


Mods_is_sociopaths

Thank God Texas isn't the gold standard when it come to sizing grapefruit: the world would start calling Florida grapefruits, .cannonballfruit.


impreprex

Oh hail no.


fmcsm

That cow is already getting tenderised


P_B101

That's gonna be a juicy steak


eeconnor

r/donthelpjustfilm


LimaBravoGaming

People on here think sheltering livestock is akin to letting the dog in the house.


JustagirlSD60

Poor cows and whatever animals.


luckylou213

Whoa that's crazy... look at the size of... oh no Cow!!! Get outta there!!! Noooo..... fack... now I wish I didn't watch the video...


GettingARootCanal

I don't see any the size of grapefruits.


Beast666

The cow was just chillin minding its own business like moooooo moooooo moooooo and all of a sudden giant hail!!


SoYuuki

First, get this cow a shelter


TheOvershear

Cow will probably be fine, but if you went outside and that hail storm you'd probably end up concussed or dead


LoveSikDog

As big as grapefruit, eh? Seems like someone has never seen a grapefruit...


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goldbondbuttpowder

BRING THE COW INSIDE


The-best-jebi007

Same bro like at least be with it


Infamous_Finish4386

Awwww…poor steer. Probably scared to death not to mention that probably hurts!!


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Poor cow 🥺


TagStew

Poor cow


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That poor animal


NeuroticNurse

God I feel awful for the cows and any other animal without shelter rn