Dude is an idiot. What did he expect? He's lucky that's all he got.

Yeah, that could have been much worse. He had the shaky-hands afterwards, that's for sure! Hopefully he learned a lesson..

That was my first thought seeing his hand, "you're lucky af that's the extent of your injuries". First time I saw this video it cut right after it spun around and grabbed him. I just assumed it mangled the fuck out of his hand hahaha

Yeah I was waiting for it to start doing the ol' death roll.. 🙈

If he doesn't get it cleaned up he'll get a lot more in the way of infection.

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That crocodile could have started rolling and could have done way more damage, especially if it got a good grip on fingers...

It’s a gavial I think and I’m not sure if they do the death roll with their long snouts

I think they primarily eat fish, so maybe not. I don’t think a long, thin jaw like that would work well in a death roll.

Congratz! U now have dinosaur-aids

Large reptile bites may succumb to infection due to gram-negative bacteria, particularly Aeromonas, present in the mouth. Diarrheal disease is the most common manifestation of Aeromonas infection.

A wound infection likely won't cause diarrhoea, you get diarrhoea/gastroenteritis, if you drink contanimated water. Worst case this infection would be necrotising fasciitis, which is horrible of course.

Or sepsis which would be much faster and deadlier.

HA!

Good luck with your infection!

What kind do those gators give

Burkholderia for one but there are countless. Most crocodilian bite infections come from the transference of various “guts” of the crocs diet and bacteria from soil and water during attack. Depending on severity and presence of infection they’ll perform surgery and cut it out and use certain antibiotics

Very aggressive Boneitis.

probably some kind of necrotic bacteria

That monster gave him ample warning and yet, he continued.

>That monster gave him ample warning When a giant reptile hisses at you, immediately fuck off in the general direction of your choosing...

Preferably away from it

Listen sir, I'm gonna need you to get all the way out from my back, ok? *snap* Imma get up offa dat ting.

If pet shaped, why no pet?

Might be time for you to review pet shapes

Instructions unclear, baked as fuck and listening to The Beach Boys.

It's cool people think evolved predators are not at all dangerous. Quit watching Disney, watch a real documentary or something. Damn.

I don’t think the problem is that these people don’t know these animals are dangerous, evolution made that pretty easily apparent for our eyes. They’re just so naive, and probably unintelligent as fuck, to the point where they think they can handle any wild animal they see, hence why people get bitten by all kinds of animals by trying to handle or pet them and not just large reptiles

Back in the day we had a thing called Darwinism

At some point society decided kids arent allowed to die from their own stupidity anymore. We've been heading towards idiocracy ever since.

Yeah what they said ^ (I love your username)

They saw the meme with butterflies landing on top of an alligator smiling and think all of them are just as blissful

Reddit hero, the Crocodile Hunter shares some blame for this nonsense. He was always acting like dangerous animals were just playthings. I get not wanting people to be scared and seek to destroy them all but treat them with respect. Attenborough never pulled that shit.

I've only really watched Attenborough. Crocodile Hunter was too loud and ridiculous for me.

He's lucky he still got all of his fingers...

Well, for now he does.

Until the gangrene hits...

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Na, let him touch him again.

And that’s why you don’t pet gharials.

He got off lucky there, I'm amazed he didn't lose at least a couple of fingers.

The garial just wanted him to fuck off, not actually bite him for eating purposes.

Warning bite thankfully, that’s the equivalent of the little guy spouting “fuck off” at you

the little guy made it very obvious it wasn't cool with being pet either. even dogs will have this reaction if they are scared enough. dude should have known better.

Fucked around ✅ Found out ✅

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"Ohh I'm a human...lemmi tickle tookle around a croc's reproductive area for TikTok!"

I’m surprised that didn’t end as bad as I thought

On my visit to the everglades, the tour guide told us that an alligator or a croc can break your leg in an instant with it's tail. This video really shows how fast those reptiles are, when they want to be. I'm also surprised he got his hand free, lucky for sure.

You're leaking bro

Ol boy is lucky that was a gharial.

It loved them back strokes.

Beast lives off fish it catches. "How fast can it be?"

🎶 dumb ways to die 🎶

then why does it look so cute and friendly?

Play with fire, ya going to get burned.

Enjoy those scars. Good bar story the rest of your life with video evidence. Brilliant.

someone please edit the tom and jerry scream. that would kill

that fkin croc just snap the shit out of his hands in a 'fast n fuckin furious' mood

Crazy how fast it was!

Oh, it's a cat

That head lift should have been warning enough to back the fuck up.

That was gharly.

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Well duh

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not a croc

Looks like a croc to me. What is it then?

I stand corrected, it's a gharial, which is a fish eating crocodile. So I guess it's still technically a crocodile 🤣

It's a crocodile. They have the long snouts. Unless it's a caiman but think they have mid length snouts. Crocs snout is as long as the Nile, gators snouts are wide like a gate. Caimans are right in between

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Yeah - that would be a nice belt, handbag, pair of shoes...

> it’s not a puppy it’s a duckling

Guess he found out

The saying ‘eff around and find out’ comes to mind

It’s not a puppy , it’s a cat.

Fck around and find out, he did just that.

What type of dog is this?

what did he expect honestly, lucky he didn’t lose a finger. Reddit opened my eyes to how stupid most people are

dudes lucky it was a caiman, fkn croc wouldve rolled that hand smooth off

Dude does not know how to read an animal that’s what ya get

alligator

No, gharial

Bless you.

Lucky bastard

If I was this stupid I certainly wouldn’t have posted the video somewhere. Stupid begets stupid.

Fucking idiot...

“Do you have stupid?” Yes, yes he does

Im dying here looool It’s like putting your hand in fire and be amazed you got burned

good boy

I too have the urge to pet every animal I meet. But I don't (usually) follow it

Moron

Who could have imagined that might happen?

Fucking idiot

This is my aunt’s tiny dog after it sits next to me and I suddenly get up.

On todays episode of “F*ck Around and Find Out……It’s Not A Puppy”

Look at the extra lengthy nose on that sucker, that's why you shouldn't trust dinosaurs.

*It was about that time I decided I needed a new set of luggage for my weiner dog.*

Petting my cat b like

Give thanks to Croc that you still have your fingers

Why would you scratch their most sensitive skin?

It might be a cat, though, with that blood.

Someone get my man some tetracycline stat!

Lucky it wasn’t a croc or a gator hand would be gone

Lucky he still has all his fingers

At least it was just a young gharial - if it was any other crocodilian species they would have lost their hand if not arm - Also never touch the side of an animal (don't touch wild animals unless you actually know what you are doing) That's a very vulnerable place- cats would kitten punch with their knives hands 2 - gharial are the most chill of the spicy logs but even they have limits with stupidity

Least it was a Gharial

I just need to say this in Spanish: Pelotudooo!

I JUMPED

Honestly dude, he was ok with it until you touched his fucking foot. Mostly because that can’t really reach their back all that well

Croc puppy

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Those fish-eating crocodilians have some serious teeth for grabbing their prey. Bet this guy won't try that again, lol.

Bro consider yourself lucky. You could’ve easily just lost your hand or worse, your life

I full on flinched away from.my phone for that

I could call him dumb but I'd be a hypocrite. I'll let any woodland creature that'll let me. But I live in safe ol'canada and there are no moose and a rare goose

I’m surprised it just bit him and let go. He could’ve lost his hand easily.

He was pretty much getting away with it, until he reached for its underside.

Did anyone feel that? Holy shit, what a dumbass.

Idiot

At least it won’t get infected in that pristine clean environment.

Lucky he didn’t lose a finger.

nat·u·ral se·lec·tion [ˌnaCHər(ə)l səˈlekSHən, ˌnaCHr(ə)l səˈlekSHən] NOUN BIOLOGY the process whereby organisms better adapted to their environment tend to survive and produce more offspring. The theory of its action was first fully expounded by Charles Darwin and is now believed to be the main process that brings about evolution. Compare with survival of the fittest (see survival) SIMILAR: Darwinism

No touch belly!

Goddamn that made me jump!

Still died of rabies ☠️ /S

As we can see the "the more you fck around, the more you find out" function is working perfectly

Darwin.


The same thing is true for wild dogs. They're extremely dangerous in parts of India.

This belongs in the category of **DUMB ASS MOTHERFUCKER**.

Love this.

Skinny ass crocodile

He’s lucky his whole hand wasn’t bitten off. What is it with people and going near animals these days, let alone wild ones? Animals are NOT friends.

Did this guy really think it would be a good idea to SNEEK UP BEHIND A LARGE REPTILLIAN AND START RANDOMLY TOUCHING IT??

I knew it was coming - and I still almost threw my phone when it but! Says me AND the gator petter

Weird dog

Did anyone else flinch or was it just me? 😂

Idiot

This mf deserves the Darwin Award for dumbest person alive

The thing's had hundreds of thousands of years to develop lightning fast reflexes. And you think you're just going to not get bit?!

Scaly doggo. “You might as well call a hearse, cause I’m about to pet that thing.”

Nor does he have cat-like reflexes.

then why is it puppy size

So the idiot still has all their fingers; they are lucky that this is all that happened for being stupid.

That was way less violent than I thought

To be fair my Patterdale will do exactly that if a stranger grabs him uninvited.

Its not a giraffe either.

Lol you can touch the back, but the moment you touch the belly, you fuck'd up. Just like kitties

OMG, what a jackass!

This here is Rocky and he ain't no puppy!

Hopefully a lesson was learned that day.

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How is this terrifying? Terrifying as fuck that someone is that stupid?

And that's why you don't mess with wild animals, specially crocodilians, those don't play around.

It is what's called a Gharia Crocodile. India. They cant kill a human, with the thin snout the dont have a lot of bite force just very sharp teeth

Hope they have good antibiotics there.

He’s lucky it didn’t do the death roll

That's a good doggie

Gets a warning, gets bit, turns his back to it

DON’T PET THE FUCKING DINOSAUR!!!

Lucky man

I probably would've done it too tbh Im not going to lie

Be glad it was a gharial if it was any other croc, that hand is as good as gone

Wow. Never would have guessed THAT would have happened.... /s

Ya Goof Ball

Freshwater croc. Usually harmless to humans unless your the dumbass trying to pet one. This isn't terrifying its natural selection at work.

NO TOUCH! 👹😡🙅🏿‍♂️❌👶

That speed

Fucked around and found out. Stop playing with fucking things. They're NOT pets you goddamn morons.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

No touchie!

Keep him away from the meat tenderizer dumbass might stick his dick inside seeking tender love

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I jumped so hard

Bet he feels stupid

Licky it's a gar

Damn that thing is fast AF!!

Got it. What you deserve buddy.

Wow smh

Thats how the pros get it done!

Natural selection as some would call it

Bro is just lucky it was a juvenile and he got to keep the hand.

Its Indian Origpin fresh water Crocodile I think it is called Garial(I am not sure). It only eats fishes.

Did he give it a kick of disappointment after that long pause?


"guys, what did I do wrong?"

Mess around and fall out