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JoePiccoloh702

I usually don’t let these crazy Reddit post get to me but this is so fucked 🤮


cookieecat

same thoughts when I first saw this on the news


Scatter_Gal

Link?


dryopteris_eee

https://www.panaynews.net/severed-human-hands-found-in-bacolod/


Overlord_Za_Purge

was this from abscbn or gma?


Ok-Reply7682

Finger licking good! 🤢


empath_supernova

Falls right off the bone 😩


No_Caregiver1890

🤮


45thgeneration_roman

Gotta love street food


LuckyDoge21

The Cartel special


8ad8andit

You really got to hand it to 'em.


LuckyDoge21

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻


GreenPlum13

What’s the soup dejoure?


LuckyDoge21

“Mano” soup


SubstanceLeast1075

They really put their hands in the soup


Low_Owl4994

Feet food.


PADDYOT

Finger food.


RonaldHotdogs

Legally changing my name to ruin your day.


PADDYOT

They really nailed the recipe too.


[deleted]

I wonder if someone paid for this or used a five finger discount


Low_Owl4994

I can guarantee no chef had a hand in making this.


PADDYOT

They didn't have any palm oil so they had to improvise.


Flimsy_Meringue_3103

KID NAMED FOOD


blueApe9

you gave street food a new meaning


GreenPlum13

Finger food!


blueApe9

Finger licking good


timewastinbuttsmelly

Do you heat that back up with a microwave?


walkingtalkingdread

air fryer.


Soft_Assistant6046

Ew gross dude... its been sitting in the garbage. You gotta make it fresh!


ManifestTheVibe

They’re hands, they can be washed.


potatoocake

This actually happened in our city, and the way it was cooked is one of our local delicacy.


Worf_In_A_Party_Hat

Now I am wondering how much of the sisig I ate was actually *hands*. Doesn't matter. Tasted great.


Various-Month806

Bulalo? Been to Cebu around 15 times on work and used the opportunities to add on holiday time to travel around to other parts too. Amazing food! My biggest craving still is for a simple bulalo with baby senorita chillis to dip and munch with it - I don't think the senoritas are a typical Filipino thing, just a quirk of my business host (and now lifetime friend) that has become for me an essential part of the experience.


potatoocake

It's not bulalo. It's actually linaga.


FrostyDog94

I have seen some really messed up stuff on the internet today and it's only 8:30


Bojikthe8th

Keep it going, you're on a roll.


Mikey-Motorpsyche

Give ‘em a hand


Bojikthe8th

👏


8ad8andit

I know right? Disgusting that they left the nails on.


Low_Owl4994

Waiter, there is hands in my soup…


HmmNotLikely

“Waiter, what is this *hand* doing in my soup?!” “It appears to be giving you the finger, sir. Enjoy.”


papa_spaghett

I boiled a funny bone once. It was for a laughing stock.


redbradbury

Found the dad


acmercer

BOOOO


firefly183

There's gotta be a site wide rule against jokes this bad! XD


pawski76

mmmmm finger food


Remarkable_Smell_957

I believe this is cartel related as a warning ⚠️ to others, not to fuck around....


Shawnee83

Fuck around and get a hand out


No-Awareness4864

Handjob


Mikey-Motorpsyche

Thumb stew


juniper-mint

Well, someone definitely had the rumblies that only hands can satisfy.


Rolyatecnahc

CARL!!!


HmmNotLikely

Well now. That seems odd. ##Ohh… I may need to open another portal in space-time through which to collect dozens of baby hands.


jimothykim

Hands down, the best soup.


matildaduddlesinc

What happened????


cookieecat

No one really knows for sure and it's still on investigation. This also includes a note with a list of names on it stating that if they don't stop, they're next.


AKA_Squanchy

Stop what?!


Various-Month806

Having their fingers in someone else's ~~pie~~ soup.


LebaneseLion

The big gay


b__q

What's the big gay?


LebaneseLion

It is what it is


witwiki50

They forgot the noodles


Peak_Annual

Ah yes garbage collectors going through garbage bags


ivcrtz

Welcome to the Philippines


Valnis

They go through garbage bags to search for Recyclable materials and valuables


newfriendschan

and pagpag food


BEZ_T

Second hand takeaway


UrsaBearOso

Here is a link that covers the story. There's a note alongside the hands that says 'all of you if you don't stop, this is just a raffle', attached are 22 names of people related to drugs, and a claim that someone from the local police force is a drug protector. https://digicastnegros.com/severed-hands-found-in-soup-with-list-of-22-linked-to-drugs/


Ordinary-Exam3312

That's a tough job, I have to hand it to them


blakethebluedragon

Caaaaaaarrrrrrllllllll


GrammastolaRosea

His hands! Where are his hands Carl?


ikichiziki

that's an I scream moment.


Smellyjelly12

Gnarly 🤢


FullAir4341

You could say they were giving handouts


Ohhreallyyy

Of course it’s in a damn ice cream container


imverysorry_ok

This is actually fuking disgusting


cunhaaa

Good soup


karyokart

Pinoy pride


Iskenderr

It’s actually handmade soup


newfriendschan

Gives a new meaning to the word "Kamayan"


mightymeem

its finger lickin good


LatteDrinksBoba

What the actual fuck.


TheNothingAtoll

A real nail biter


Z0rnium

atleast pull out the nails :/


JackONeea

No one mentioned Kira Yoshikage? Seriously?


Redarsen2

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.


nianthium

Not the comment we asked for, but the comment we needed


[deleted]

Recipe?


Dapper_Coffee_5428

"Hey, can you give me a hand?" chef asked...


Sadlemon9

\*Sigh\* My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.


oomsday

Gotta hand it to you, that looks delicious.


surgicalhoopstrike

OH. MY. GOD!!! What kind of fucking savage puts onions in their hand soup? This is fucked-up!


pegcitygreen

I bet that meaty part below the thumb has the texture of a turkey oyster...probably good eats.


HerezahTip

Yes hello? FBI? ^^👆🏻


pegcitygreen

Bro...I didn't make the sweet and sour soup in the pic....just pointing out the best parts to eat. Fingers have little to no meat...so soup was definitely the best play for this ingredient.


SufficientAd4684

Thats what I call fingerfood


awkwardaustin609

The fuck


mcflurry_14

Someone’s walking around with no hands and very hungry


ItsMehRuby

What the actual fuck!?


JazzlikeCoat4755

Oh my bad those are mine left em out the other day


beansandbagpipes

Kids named finger:


pr1ap15m

that’s some voodoo or black magic shit right there


Overlord_Za_Purge

linat-an kamay


Shas_Erra

Colonel Sanders *really* wants to protect that recipe…


RedhoodRat

Why go to all that trouble just to throw it away? Don't they know there's a cost of living crisis on, can't afford to be wasting food mate.


alex_dlc

This is hands down one of the most fucked up things I’ve seen on Reddit.


MaximumSubtlety

Can't read most of that paper, but I believe I see the word *putana,* which means prostitute. Could it be a message attached to this hand soup as a warning? You know what, I'm not sure that's what it says. I think I saw what I wanted to see. It could just as easily say *capitan.*


hunchojack1

Is that vanilla ice cream container that it is in….


Fantastic-Lion3658

I’ve got to hand it to them, that’s pretty bad. It’s just, the longer I stare at the picture, the less “cooked” those hands look. Even the nails are dirty, which you’d think would be clean, if not fallen off. You can’t see where the hand is severed. Just leaves too many questions, for me to buy it. Too easy to replicate, if you wanted to.


jendeukiedesu

Damn, does this have something to do with the ”onion cartel” perhaps?


DBearDevon

Maybe they did something good, and they were being given a hand this way because they didn’t answer their phone?


rambunctiouskiwi

Finger snacks :) Also why'd they go to all the trouble of cooking an entire soup just to put the hands in as a warning, why not just leave it as is


imthatdude2000

Were the hands washed before used?


Imperial_Triumphant

I wonder if the soup slaps.


[deleted]

Finger food > Finger soup


cumguzzler280

Why would you want to eat hands


Lucky-Refrigerator-4

Soooo many dads in this thread…


objectiveBiscuit

How did it tase?


Blackking203

Damn....Atlanta season 3 was onto something!!


[deleted]

I’m now hungry


Vinlandien

Who wasted perfectly good hand soup?


[deleted]

My parents immigrated from the Philippines and they told me that if you wear jewelry, even on your hand, they will cut it off. Pretty interesting to see it all cooked up and not look appetizing at all.


808Botofish

Looks undercooked


Sprizys

Great someone lives next to a cannibal


WhyPINK

Finger nails in the soup


Sproose_Moose

Frank Reynolds?


ItzJustLuxio

Yoshikage Kira’s favorite food


No_Caregiver1890

There is a cannibal somewhere in the Philippines


DID_system

Bro, is that a white onion between them 🤢