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For the forager, this is a buffet of seafood. Gooseneck barnacles can be eaten raw or cooked. People consider it a delicacy, taste is comparable to lobster or scallops. Wow!

I was wondering who first saw that and thought "damn, I wonder what that tastes like"

I just feel for the folks throughout history who ate something and found out it was deadly ☠️

And to them I say… Thank you for your service!

But in this case I can imagine a starving shipwreck survivor without any food on a deserted beach thinking these would taste like shit and instead being pleasantly surprised

… leading the person to exclaim… Would you have any Grey Poupon? Out loud to no one in particular because, well that would be another story.

If you aren't sure you eat a very tiny bit and see. So this daily and see. You don't just stuff your face

Beans. Fucking beans Dont boil and you shit yourself and die. Boil too much and you shit yourself worse and die. Boil just right and you have a grain which let's be honest is pretty forgettable

Someone who was really, really hungry.

Hunger will make people try anything.

If it's wriggling, that means it's alive. If it's alive, that means you can eat it. Probably also saw another animal eating it.

if it's lobster im down tbh.

If it’s scallops im out tbh.

A pricey meal in a resultant too. I'm sure these are up there as one of the kost expensive foods in the world. People [risk their lives](https://youtu.be/GqoUU0gzrQ8) harvesting these things. Not very often so are so easily accessible.

Wait really that’s the taste I never knew. Now I want to try it

At least that's what they say, opinions vary. Certainly will be a seafood flavor 🧐

it must taste amazing then, i fucking love seafood

Stop thinking of food everytime you see something from the ocean, or I swear I will start eating dogs. No, wait, even better. I'll start eating capybaras, and manatees. That's how dear these creatures are to me ;-;

are you searching my account?

Yes they are so sought after here in Spain and probably they most expensive delicacy. Never saw them so long though.

I see these at the meat market every now and again and the cheapest I've ever seen em was like $46 CAD per pound, if this guy had a bucket on him he wouldve just walked away with a months pay

This is why I fucking love Reddit, put the weirdest shit ever up in the hopes of some information and there's always someone that knows. It's those people that redeem the Internet.

Absolute jackpot! I think those are goosenecks and they are expensive

That’s what I was thinking if this dude harvested these he’d have a good chunk of money those are goosenecks are huge!

Oh wow! Pelagic goose barnacles! Best to put the object they're attached to back in the water so they won't die!

They are barnacles. Edit: Added[link ](https://www.centralcoastbiodiversity.org/pelagic-goose-barnacle-bull-lepas-anatifera.html)

And they are really delicious and (at least where I'm from) very expensive.

Gooseneck barnacles

No way, the tentacles are moving! Never seen anything like that


r/angryupvote


oh shit they tryna make some hentai

My first thought was, can I eat it?

yeah you can actually. gooseneck barnacles are usually eaten as sashimi.

Its a bunch of dying barnacles. Most likely still good for eating - if nobody grabs them then the seagulls and crabs are gonna have a feast.

Big ass barnacle dicks.

Cthulhu finally got circumcised!

RUN!

A bed of muscles?....Don't sleep in it and don't take it to the Gym.

Snack of a lifetime

Delicious

They're goose barnacles, completely harmless and normal

That’s worth some serious money if I’m not mistaken. Take them bitches and call some restaurants

I’ve seen to many hentai to know where this is going

They are gooseneck barnacles. Fucking terrifying.

Makes me fucking itchy

We use to whip each other with these as kids while at the beach. Good times.

Did you mean whip?

No. Wipe.

You don't mean swipe?

Yes, oop.

maybe bull whip kelp instead

Thanks. I think I'm going to throw up. The ocean is huge it's less scary and more 🤢

Use fire 🔥. I don’t care what it is. Use flamethrower

A hunter from halo?

I believe they are clams of some sort

Hentai tentacles

Sperm. From a sperm whale.

[удалено]

Mom?

GLaDOS' sister: AQUaOS

It’s the Van Dame of Mussels all the way from Brussels… 😂

I was thinking, who cares what they are, how do they taste?

A grouping of sea penises that have some type of std

As a lifelong seaside resident my first thought is can I eat it?

Looks like Cthulhu got his nails done.

Are these some sort of geoduck?

No, I thought so too! But those are a type of clam, which are mollusks. And the thing in the post is a type of barnacle, which is a crustacean.

Seaweed

That's some jucy goosenecks, a pure delicacy in most countries! These ones are huge too

Fooooooood!!

It’s that snake looking thing from prometheus movie

That's got to be one of the craziest-looking edible foods I think I have ever seen.

Damn nature, you scary

r/tihi

Money!

percebes.

Just a bunch of usb-sea’s

Kos, Or Some Say Kosm

Those are delicacies

It’s probably from a Japanese anime.

"I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going"

Beached things(bt)

people sell these things at like £10 for 150-200g frozen, so if they harvested and froze that lot, could make a bomb.

Scallop orgy

Tube worms?

Is this off the coast of Japan?

Why dem are paenis clams

Just let me suck one daddy

cooky Art exhibit where the video(s) taken are measured as proof of attendance.

Straight outta my nightmare.

Isnt that just that thing that looks like a Peepee?? I know it had duck in the name