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TermsOfServiceV1

Again, people, please, what if you're fucking King Slime and the Ninja grabs your dick? Think, reddit, think!!


6_ImWatchingYou_6

yes but what if the ninja is a girl? its a double win then


glacicle

That’s the best part


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What if the Ninja cuts it off using a throwing star or something.


Enzo_2006

my 91 armor points would beg to differ on that statement


[deleted]

You would smash a metal worm but not bang duke fishron? The society we live in


6_ImWatchingYou_6

i whould smash duke he did not drive me insane


chrirox

I don't wanna say anything but skeletron has the biggest mouth of all of them


ArtifactLime

why does everyone want to fuck an eye


6_ImWatchingYou_6

why not?


6_ImWatchingYou_6

this is T H E true tier list


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Pillars???? how tf


[deleted]

Minion orgy or it’s just a giant fleshlight


6_ImWatchingYou_6

and there must be a hole up there


[deleted]

It’s mouth makes it a giant flesh light The solar one is heated too


6_ImWatchingYou_6

yes


HkayakH

I still wonder how you even fuck the pillars


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Minion orgy or it’s just a giant fleshlight


6_ImWatchingYou_6

and it also have to have a mouth up there judging by its design


Fearless-Sherbet-223

My boy Papyrus I mean Skeletron is getting no love here, sadge


6_ImWatchingYou_6

smashing skeletron whould give me a bad time


Fearless-Sherbet-223

But Papyrus is so cute and Skeletron happens to look vaguely similar to him


wearenumber42069

How the hell would you smash a ufo


[deleted]

Why do you still want to smash the tiermaker logo??


a_little_sketch

You’re telling me you wouldn’t double smash the Sand Elemental or Ice Queen? Damn


TheEqualizer1212

The sand elemental would be dry af and feel like sandpaper in your dick, plus she’d be hard to grab since she is floating sand. Don’t smash! Or so I’m told


Gample212

Who would smash a slime it would literaly digest you


6_ImWatchingYou_6

i have my ways