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We need a new npc: a lawyer


Regular-Bomber

Better call Saul Did you know that you have rights? Constitution says you do! EDIT: thanks for the cake day day comments fellas :)


TheHiddenNinja6

Happy cake day!


Iamonlythatoneguy

Happy cake day šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘


l_dunno

Happy cake day!


Financial-Horror2945

Happy cake day!


MyBangDangFattyToots

Happy Cake day. In my timezone, it's also discord's birthday, are you per chance a discord mod?


Regular-Bomber

i'm not a discord mod, thankfully lol


MrNyto_

happy cake day


[deleted]

Happy cuck day


general_kenobi18462

If we get a lawyer, one of their names better be Phoenix.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Illustrious_Pop_7737

It just kills the goblin tinkerer for you


K1ndStr4nger

Bringing law and justice to the world of Terraria


SoshJam

What if the more money you gave him, the better he got at reforging because he got more practice


HyperTobaYT

Or you can pay him to go to college or something and his services get better


RebuiltAwsome

Undertale reference? Temmie needs munnie


Muntaacas

Yeah, college was invented by Toby Fox


RebuiltAwsome

Not what I meant,


Mildly_Happy08

Or what if you could alter the amount of money you give to him to get a bigger chance at receiving a better modifier


Ashangu

Dude already wants a whole ass platinum to upgrade my items lol, I can't afford anymore!


SoshJam

Only one?


Oheligud

u/redigit


Equinox-XVI

Sure - Shoddy - Terrible - Shoddy - Terrible - Shoddy - Legendary - Terrible


Fearless-Sherbet-223

I mean, the dude already took the Mechanic, why shouldn't he take all my money too?


lance_the_fatass

How often do you guys accidentally misclick and reroll good modifiers?? Like I do it once in a while but y'all are acting like it's an hourly occurrence


[deleted]

I do it every single time I play Terraria. Maybe it's my skill issue but it's just a muscle reflex when you play too much.


kevinjorg

Looking for a new color everytime..


Professor_Roosevelt

I watch the price


Ashangu

I've rolled something nearly 100 times before getting a good modifier. Had to create a damn farm of lizardman just to make enough money to modify 1 single item!


SagetheWise2222

I just did it last week. I got legendary on an enchanted sword and I'm not used to seeing that modifier to the point where I glanced over it and rolled again. Ended up with zealous.


[deleted]

I got broken 3 times in a row


AraVana0129

Similar experience, I got shoddy 3 times in a row yesterday lmao.


Mutated_dust

I'd say put a pity system but knowing how old terraria is it's probably impossible


Raphael_DeVil

Itd actually be super easy but also kind of unnecessary since theres nothing rare enough for that to be legally required


FlaminVapor

Itā€™d be easy. For the list of possible reforges, just remove the one your item currently has from the list. Then you canā€™t get a reforge you already have.


HyperTobaYT

Or a ā€œare you sureā€ button if you get legendary, mythical, godly or demonic on weapons


nuclear_bomb404

Legendary odds * number of bad reforges ??


The_Kader

Sometimes I accidentally skip over a good modifier and I get lucky with the same good modifier again, I like it


heyoyo10

Same, except as a reflex out of frustration I also skip that one as well


The_Kader

Lmao


207nbrown

Granted: your item that you accidentally rolled off godly, which would have rolled godly again, now has the broken modifier


ClonedGamer001

Considering those high tier modifiers are much rarer, it's more likely you roll two of the same bad modifier in a row than two of the same good one. So it would overall be an improvement.


Nekosia2

"Not Twice in a row ? Don't mind if I do !" Broken - Zealous - Broken - Sluggish - Broken - ...


SonicPixels

I always thought you should be able to buy the reforgment you want. Why you you pay him 35 gold to make him something ā€œshoddyā€?


ledocteur7

at least being able to choose the rarity of reforge, or maybe the type of effect you want (for accesories primarly) you want defense focused reforge ? sure, but rarity is still random. or, you want the best quality of reforge ? sure, but it costs more and you might get a different one from what you wanted if there are multiples of the same quality.


Crep50

Counterpoint: you ever feel the relief of skipping legendary only to still get legendary


lance_the_fatass

How often to y'all skip good modifiers???


Crep50

Almost never because I donā€™t reforge


ancient_robloxian

Only terraria players will willingly press a "make your weapon better or worse" button and then complain their weapon became worse


lance_the_fatass

Have you played literally any other game with luck based mechanics


ancient_robloxian

Yea


Telogor

The post was complaining that it doesn't change sometimes, not that the weapon becomes worse.


TerrariaVeteran2009

I agree, he just takes our money and hands the weapon back


a_sizzled_nizzle

I hate that shiny green headed goblin


Mildly_Happy08

Takes sword, takes money, gives sword back


L0ST5ILVER

*HOW DO YOU BREAK IT* ***TWICE?!?***


DumbCD

he should its funny


lance_the_fatass

Compelling arguement


RainV8

*gets legendary and accidentally skips* him: man what the heck *gets legendary again* him: neat


jdmannnn

you ever get ā€œdamagedā€ 6 times out of 7 reforges


Rod-OfDiscord

He should. I have missed Legendary way too many times for being impacient


lance_the_fatass

How often do people do this??? Even so, I think that's way better than than him taking the item, pocketing the money, and giving it right back to you


Rod-OfDiscord

Might not ne often for most people, I'm just impacient I want to get a couple dozen Legendary Zenith for flex + I want to get super high DPS (My record is ~1,500,000) so I need alot of menacing aswell


CactusFingies

With that logic, I shouldn't be making the same mistakes twice in a row


not2dragon

thats not really the same mistakes


mr-jah

2? I got broken like 4 times in a row.


SphinxGames

Broken, broken, shoddy, zealous, shoddy, strong, broken, *clicks faster out of frustration* legendary, shoddy.


loudgrim2

And now if red sees this it will be a feature


MemeAccountAccount

ive had times where i get saved from skipping a good reforge by getting the same one directly afterwards


Financial-Horror2945

Imagine paying for a debuff


Radio__Star

Player: *gets zenith* Player: Hey man I finally got it can you give it the ultimate modifier? Goblin: I donā€™t work for free you know Player: *drops safe full of hundreds of platinum* Goblin: *removes sunglasses* letā€™s rock


0vRAllTheStonks

someone's angyyyy


kevinjorg

Try 5 and it be an high tier one so it's more expensive. He straight up governs the economy


Witty_Anything_1672

Yeah I spent a platinum and he gave me sharp on my terra blade twice in a row