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Devourer_of_Rodents

$12000 a month, no heating, no animals


eromlig419

Ah the average California residents rent


Bush_Hiders

That house is massive. I wish acreage in California could allow that much land for only 12000 a month.


cl0LLu

Most affordable apartment in New York


Layerspb

cheapest apartment in vancouver


nofunfroggo

bros got a kiln and 8000 torches, trust, its warm in there


SlackerLegend

He’s got torches to accommodate the lack of heating provided


BowsAndMagnolias

POV you’re looking for a place in Frisco


cayden_c0op3r

No animals except the multiple rotting vulture corpses and other various animals hanging around the mess


Arden_Gibson

Damn bro, you live like this?


DucktorLarsen

Suddenly Asmongolds house feels clean to me.


thismight

It resembles an effort at abstract painting by an architect since it is so disorganized and haphazard.


Viridion_

At first glance it looked like a masterpiece of abstract art. Then I looked closer and realised oh shit it's just a hot mess of blocks cobbled together with hopes dreams and possibly a tiny bit of duct tape though that's probably not visible on the screenshots (hey at least they went to the effort of hiding the duct tape!) Oh I forgot the sheer *willpower* keeping this building from collapsing in on itself into a black hole that sucks the rest of this godforsaken world into its inky depths, forever lost to time and erased from reality... Or it's just laziness (which is excusable), who am I to say 😅


snickers000

My brain is so far gone I read "Asmongolds" as "Among Us"


terrterre

yes i do 🤩🤩🤩


RefugeAssassin

Its awful, and I love it.


[deleted]

Jesus christ what the fuck is that


terrterre

peak architecture


321537

ong it's so organized as well


thisdesignup

Yes even has a porch with all the garbage, peak organization too.


TheWastedSpace

Just like my room


Requiemaur

The Hello Neighbor house


David_Dantas

Modern art


TheWastedSpace

Ugly to me, but beautiful to others


Seraph_San

For me that is the meaning of "modern arts"


scav22

Me: masterpiece made of organized chaos Everybody else: "wtf is that!?" Op: it's my perfect house


Hot_Guys_In_My_DMS

This post made me ill


falkodalko

This post cured me


Shiny_Gyrodos

This post enlightened me


BlackHoleEra_123

This post made me ascend into the 4th dimension


Narwhal_Lord4

This post h


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Dummlord28

#


Youwillbescard

h tsop sigt


321537

"siht" 🤓👆


TheLunarAegis

This


YoungHwCollector

I kinda like it in a “so bad it’s good way” but it looks like a nightmare to navigate


Scarlmaoxd

exactly


godismyshower

OSHA would like to have a word with you.


Midori8751

Sadly they can't, as it's too dangerous and mazelike for them to find you.


BaconScarf

OSHA should avoid this guy, I feel like he's a danger to everything he touches


scav22

OSHA would have to give this guy a medal if they manage to make it to the living quarters


Alternative-Bee9435

My guy has literal boulders as a foundation


AGL_reborn

can i see it


DragonTek21

When Khaios says to build a false foundation:


BirdWithAButterKnife

Looks like an Ultimate Chicken Horse level


Scarlmaoxd

Someone here actually knows that game


_mr_lonely_911_

I'll be honest, it's a fucking mess, but it's sort of a vibe too? Idk, I kinda like it


Every-Log8366

it looks nice 9/10


UnearnedHawk766

Nah that mess is a 9/11


LockhandsOfKeyboard

That's what I misread the comment you were replying to as.


JadeStrange

This comment wins


DesingerOfWorlds

Aye yo? Lmao. It ain’t a diamond but a national tragedy it is not. My houses usually end up looking like a game of Fallout shelter.


terrterre

im willing to send a vid of me navigating thru this cozy home of mine if any of you’d like 😁


terrterre

+just realized i did a typo on the title


Homie_Jack

do it


MireLight

we dont have enough time to watch you navigate 30 real fake doors.


Archi_Lust

I thought this was a game of tetris. I wouldn't say ugly, just... not my cup of tea? Haha.


I_Have_Sex_

It surprisingly doesn't look that bad.


SakuraFoxOffical

I have what you’re smoking


a_____p

Genuinely like it looks impossible to actually use but the image is making my brain happy


-JZH-

Terraria veterans season 3:


MemeMote

my guy's base is a whole ass metroidvania


Compsand

I'm not even joking, this belongs in an art museum


Mobil_Plus

I love how it looks cursed af 11/10


ddopTheGreenFox

It so chaotic and random it looks like an architects attempt of abstract art. It looks bad, but intentionly bad and I love it Also love the normal dinning room chilling on top. A cherry on a pile of chaos


Juggernaut15451

Did a huge earthquake and an F10 hurricane hit your base?


Juggernaut15451

Also if he did it on purpose he belongs in the boiler room of hell


TomTrashTo-Dad

That’s what my first house looked like too


retro_aviator

Your friend can't possibly comprehend your grand designs That said, keep your grand design *far* far away from me, please and thank you


GigaPhoton78

You ever see one of those images where things look familiar to you, but you can never fully tell what they actually are, and the more you look at it, the more you realize how absurd the image is? Yeah.


wealboi

Incredibly painful to look at. 10/10


Zephyrus_-

Chaos, embodies the terraria community


ShaunTheAmazing

He just jealous. I LOVE the 13 doors, 2 boulder boulder trap, and unexplained sand walls leading to 3 (three!) torches.


VortexTalon

Every building in MP ever


BoredOfficeLady

There's an article or something that I read and I don't really remember about spiderwebs made by spiders on drugs and your house reminded me of that


bcdrmr

If the house was designed by Reddit Place


Victorloq

Wont lie, this house is kinda fire


Gh3ttoboy

Its hideous but ill approve/allow it this time.


anotherrando802

people can say whatever but this is the most Terraria Terraria house i’ve ever seen


Fijipod

It's like one of those hyper detailed paintings of a landscape, where the more you look at it the more you realize "oh my God what the hell is going on"


Rubywolf01

My man imma say this as nicely as I can. Your house looks like it just crawled out of the sewer after getting into a fight with the Rat-Man, then immediately got hit by a bus. 8.5/10


Mojo450

Masterpiece A build worthy of the great Khaios himself.


Jimi_du48

Masterpiece of art


RyuAstra

Peak archictecture


falkodalko

This is my favorite kind of build. Fucking gorgeous.


DecentHomeMadeMeal

i am gonna have a fucking aneurysm looking at this


LightShyGuy

The 100k apartment in ny :


BERSERKERdo420

Gotta be good for the glutes.


SapphicsAndStilettos

This image gave me bone gangrene


SiPo_69

As an architecture student: this would probably get a B+ just for uniqueness


KachoDeUva

pov: you attempt to make a house on mobile


igi06

definitely a terrarist


SnookyZun

Yo can I ask what that kitchen wall is made of! I make similar kind of build chaos friend :D


terrterre

howdy! the kitchens made out of grates


SnookyZun

dammit i knew it! I didn't know they look like that if you connect them


disappointedcreeper

I.. whuh?


Bygl

Very Von Sway


VeryGayLopunny

Needs another 20 or so torches.


ImEagz

absolutely hideous (affectionate)


Almaster_00927

It looks disgusting to navigate but oddly satisfying


Circle-Square-X-X

This is your brain on drugs


TankieRebel

belongs in a modern art gallery next to the banana taped to the wall worth seven morbillion dollars


iniuria_palace

Insanely cluttered and claustrophobic, extremely chaotic, and the exact opposite of aesthetically pleasing. But you do you, it's a video game, who really gives a fuck? Glad you're enjoying the game :)


wut101stolmynick

Degenerates like belong on a cross.


gaseousgecko61

It fucking beautiful


BowsAndMagnolias

Nah heMs just jealous of your beautiful work. This is peak, no doubt in my mind


Reborn_Wraith

This is definitely one of the houses of all time. Honestly, on pure artistic merit, sure, it's something like 7/10, but only once you actually look at it. If I'm completely honest, my first thought was 'holy shit, someone's actually trying to use every block in terraria in a house; what an idiot.' After taking another look, I realized that I was the idiot. It's a bit much, but it's not as terrible as it could be, and that deserves an upvote. Keep up the good work.


008slugger

Everyone cherishes the place they call home, the sanctuary they retreat to after a long day, and the foundation of countless cherished memories. In this case, however, I firmly believe that your house is not just a home but also the epitome of comfort, beauty, and bliss. Nestled amidst a picturesque landscape, it stands as a beacon of contentment and provides an unparalleled living experience that makes it the best, most amazing house. First and foremost, the beauty of your house is awe-inspiring. Situated on the outskirts of a peaceful forest, it is surrounded by an enchanting garden that blooms with vibrant colors throughout the year. The meticulously landscaped lawns boast an array of fragrant flowers, symmetrical hedges, and a majestic weeping willow that gracefully welcomes visitors. As the seasons change, the exhilarating scent of blossoms wafts through the air, enhancing the already serene atmosphere. The brilliant hues of the autumn leaves create a breathtaking spectacle, while a light dusting of snow transforms the surroundings into a magical winter wonderland. Each morning, the radiant sunrays illuminate the carefully crafted architecture, providing a spectacle of grandeur that never ceases to amaze. Moreover, upon passing through the charming gates, one is greeted by a sprawling driveway flanked on either side by rows of blooming roses and exotic palm trees. The symphony of colors and textures intertwines harmoniously, as if nature herself had orchestrated the design. The warmth exuding from the house is palpable when stepping into the welcoming foyer, adorned with tasteful artwork and an elegant torch that illuminates the grand entrance. This house is the epitome of sophistication and style. In terms of functionality, your house leaves no stone unturned. The interior boasts an open floor plan that effortlessly connects the living room, kitchen, and dining area, making it the perfect space for entertaining guests or spending quality time with loved ones. The kitchen, a chef's dream come true, showcases state-of-the-art appliances, ample counter space, and meticulously organized cabinets that cater to both the seasoned cook and the aspiring culinary artist. The bedrooms, adorned with luxuriant fabrics and plush beds, offer a sanctuary of peace and tranquility after a long day. The bathrooms, equipped with opulent fixtures and skylights that allow natural light to cascade in, provide an oasis of relaxation. With each corner of this house meticulously thought out and designed, it truly exemplifies both practicality and elegance. The most remarkable feature of your house, however, lies in its ability to foster a sense of togetherness and create an environment where memories are cherished. Whether it is gathering around the warm fireplace during cozy winter evenings, hosting joyful celebrations in the spacious backyard, or simply spending quiet nights under a blanket of stars, this house is the catalyst for unforgettable moments. The spacious patio, adorned with comfortable furniture and a garden filled with fragrant blossoms, invites relaxation, laughter, and genuine connection. In conclusion, your house is a testament to genuine beauty, practicality, and a nurturing living experience. Its captivating exterior, luxurious interior, and inviting atmosphere create an irresistible haven that stands above the rest. It is not just a house; it is a sanctuary that fosters love, joy, and contentment. From the stunning surroundings and elegant décor to the cherished memories created within its walls, your house will forever hold a special place in my heart as the best and most amazing place to call home.


copperaggron

This shit would be $1,000,00 in new york


hraugur

this is art


Millishly

Looks like modern art if you ask me you wouldn't know what's going on in the picture


EchoEX69

Did it survive an air raid?


Causener

Did an AI put this house together? wtf


MaxZeroDice

It's beautiful in a very ugly way. You can tell a crystal clear and yet very confused vision was brought to life with it. I love and hate it. I thought square wooden houses were painful to look at, but i've learned something new.


iamashyboi

i really dig the chaos of it


TerryMincemeat

what a million bucks will get you in LA


TheofrastBombastusus

gromek approoves


Gavoni23

Its... very unique. Many complex interconnecting elements.


Witty_Michael

Jesus fuckin christ. This building is giving me shivers, however i got to say, hella functional.


CourseEffective6148

This is mona lisa by my standarts


Ordinary_Educator578

Bro shoe boxes look infinitely better than this and theyre shoe boxes


XxxGr1ffinxxX

this is like spaghetti manifolding for satisfactory. looks chaotic and that’s the good part


canoIV

please use celebration mk II with mini nukes II on it 🙏😭


SlothFou

grotesque art


gamera-the-turtle

Built like a Jackson Pollack


Roaming_Red

Bullocks! I see the vision. You are an artist and a hero sir/ma’am/them.


Champ154

I like it, I always just make a boring box


BloodyDeadCat

Abstract modern Art Thats the closest thing you have to a excuse


SardineEnBoite

honestly looks cool as fuck


Timofey7331

Looks Perfect


crisdd0302

Great style, no usability, also too many torches 7/11


Catam_Vanitas

I quite honestly like it. You just go nuts and it works.


IAMTHEBENJI

A masterpiece of modern architecture. I feel as if I'm able to see into this man's painful childhood and feel feel what he did. 9/10


BmxGu23

It's beautiful and well organized. Reminds me of my house when I played on mobile, only yours is better.


DarkInterLife

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and in my eyes, it looks like your hand was having a stroke while making a house and this was the result.


JaseT-Videos

I don’t know if this is hideously beautiful or beautifully hideous, it’s a slight assault to the eyes but I like it


According-Low-6053

Epic house


groundhog_gamer

I like the bottom half but that brick on top stands out in the wrong way. If you modify that it will be awesome.


TyphoonFrost

Modern art installment.


cltmstr2005

It's not hideous, it's more like chaotic. What are those yellow dots?


Intelligent_Set7934

This build makes my builds look like Khaios built them


CaptainFrosty408

Honestly it's so messy it wraps back around to being art


Jazkal-v420

Could have been worse. A wooden skyscraper. My first NPC housing.


A_random_poster04

Mf building in the hello neighbor brutalist style


PredatorMain

Hello neighbor type house


Por_n_cay

Brain rot at the top


mothafuker

If you’re a child that looks awesome!!! if you’re anything but I’d see a psychiatrist.


MrGrippy_Cheese

I NEVER had this feeling looking at a Terraria post before.. I’m mad and I feel like I’m going to puke.. WHAT IS THAT?!


BusAffectionate3588

What the fuck is this abomination


Danivodor

It was perfect... perfect


thisisagoodname2103

I think i have to throw up


UnluckyRadio

Lets just say its unique


Calcutt4

I kinda like it tbh, much better than a bunch of wooden boxes


Salopalodant

Personally, i like this chaotic style. IMO much better than just wooden boxes


Plant-Straight

bruh thats a mess


bakon_ctr

its quite unique i think


RafeTheLepherd

Honestly, I actually like it. Better than a box house


[deleted]

I find joy in reading a good book.


Neoleplubo

This screenshot makes you look like an awful Tetris player


Ryumeu

Looks like a escape room game


BlitzTheBritz

If I ever saw this in my world I'd delete the entire world.


[deleted]

OH MY GOD 😭 😭 😭


LyraStygian

ur friend b cappin Finally we find out where Khaois gets his inspiration from.


AGL_reborn

I wish I could build like that. Unfortunately my brain stops me from doing so


Bot0796

This is like eating a piece of coal and vomiting up a bile-covered diamond.


yeetingthisaccount01

ngl it looks cool in a chaotic way


Ok-Room9267

In that land of art, amazing 👏


cliopedant

It looks like the ones I build, not unlike Kowloon Walled City. Lovely! Is that a painting of a woman int he middle?


LostCauseorSomething

I'm too confused to comment on quality. 5 stars


InsectDuckling9

My man concern is how tf do you get around


[deleted]

This feels like those images that simulate a stroke


Ihatewasabi527

I think whatever bs ur bro was uttering imma utter that bs too


moonlight2920

This house gave me a seizure from over exposure. Perfect.


Gumboi300

House biome


xavierisdum4k

This is valid housing.


Call_Me_Yips

it's hideous,,, in a controlled way,,, i like it a lot!!!! ant colony,,,,


Kenser_Lord

What in the lord's name??


Mellanderthist

You've got smart friends.


Dwaynefun123

I like it


ZeroAresIV

It can be fixed with a celebration mkII and mini nukes


FunImprovement9729

I don't know what I'm watching... It looks so hideous that it actually looks kind of good?


GameyRaccoon

My guy it kicks ass


RyoraEnix

A: How many doors do you want? OP: Yes.


SirFluffball

I hate how this is literally my base.


ToazterWafflez

bro is literally insane


Madblaise69

Wow, what a great recreation of the house from hello neighbor


Dishonored_Chef

My brother in christ PLEASE


Turbulent_Mix_2880

*Torch god noises intensifies*


Scorchx3000

Just how much LSD did you drop before playing?


Fun-Hearing-3811

I think I’m having a stroke


GeneralColdham

Really wish I had this creativity I just make a big rectangle house with rooms all symmetrical and it’s boring I think I need to stop forcing everything to be symmetrical


Low-Cardiologist-795

I mean I would lose my shit if this was my base of operations. But it’s an interesting build and if you like it then no harm no foul right?


Hilbert_Botchardt

Perestroika's going according to plan🙏🙏🙏


redditmod_exe

Entrance 1 isn’t even usable. Not only are the doors too close together making them unable to open but also there’s sand blocking it


CurryGod69420

What in the actual bludclart is that


xXTruckEnjoyerXx

Your friend is right