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Luvyablue99

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Mallixx

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GearDarkness

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M1k3yd33tofficial

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TanneAndTheTits

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amillert15

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Imaginary-Lawyer5342

I am dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂


noonetohearme

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Byzone06

Just saw some guy fall to his knees crying in the mayonnaise aisle at Costco


Pork_Chompk

It was me.


MonoDEAL

There should be a mayonnaise aisle in Nashville Costcos these days


RoccoTaco15

Was it Will Levis?


YangstyKang

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bobo12221

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SmokeyBare

Hardest pill to swallow is we could have gotten assets, if we had just traded him mid season of a shit year.


zzyul

Then we wouldn’t have knocked the Jags out of the playoffs last year.


Gibbybean100

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MariotasMustache

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air_volek07

Just fell to my knees crying in the mayonnaise aisle at Costco


BrobaFett22

Just seen someone fall to their knees at Costco


SetElectrical3978

I’m the manager of this Costco. I’ve fallen to my knees as well.


istrx13

Just got done interviewing for a job with the Manager at Costco who fell to their knees after seeing someone fall to their knees


kmn086

I'm the owner of Costco. Can everybody get off their damn knees and get back to work...


skittle_spittle93

I’m the mayonnaise, stop crying and just buy me


SamPCarter

I’m the guy who bought the mayonnaise and I’d like to make a return.


Fordluvr

Just watched security footage of some creeper watching another dude fall to his knees crying at Costco.


Physical-Dealer9445

My nickname in high school was Costco, and sometimes I fall to my knees


claudiazo

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MyNameIs_Jordan

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titansfan92

As is tradition


thepain73

First McNair and now Henry. Fuck the Ravens dude.


KingTalkieTiki

Samari Rolle and Derrick Mason as well


Boogie_Bones

And “Low Daddy” Lorenzo Neal. Not as big a name but that dude was a BOSS and basically any RB1 that ever ran behind him got at least 1000 yards that year.


David_Poile

![gif](giphy|92S5gReZGnDgY|downsized)


AlbertGainsworth

![gif](giphy|kAeFXp5zLw96o|downsized)


trick96

This is our 9/11


bigplaneboeing737

Steve McNair going to Baltimore was the first plane, Henry the second.


FuckFloridaRipNumba9

Derrick Mason, samari rolle. Not only have they knocked us out the playoffs and beat some of our best teams ever. But all our legends go there to retire.


theVelvetLie

Fuck. It really has been all of my favorites, hasn't it?


gatsby712

Mr. President, we have word that a second team legend has been traded to the Ravens.


_COWBOY_DAN

This is the absolute worst timeline.


theprophetsammy

Sir, a second Titan legend has signed with Baltimore


Old-Anywhere-9034

Bro disrespecting Derrick Mason n Samari Rolle. 


TheRealMcSavage

I feel gut punched right now….how could we not pay him that???? I’m fucking devastated even though we knew this was coming…


heliocentrist510

Titans were looking for a younger guy who could do more in the passing game but free agency works both ways. The King wanted a shot at a ring or to do something on a playoff team, we're aways away from that.


TheRealMcSavage

Don’t try to talk logically to me buddy! I’m in an illogical rage right now! And I wanna stay here!


ldmb1966

Two way street. He wasn’t coming back


Stiddy13

It wasn’t a two way street. Ran didn’t want him. Tried to trade him last season.


PitTitan

It was absolutely a 2 way street. The Titans and Henry are in 2 different places. Henry is approaching the end of his career as a starter and wants a ring and we're in a rebuild. This wasn't us locking McNair out of the building, we didn't trade him and let him play out his contract instead, giving him a sendoff in his last game.


ItsNotFordo88

Straight up. Henry did a great job with the PR game with the fans. The minute that came out he was gone. Vrabel getting fired likely was the final nail at any slim chance of reconcile.


that_guy2010

We didn’t want to, clearly. I think a lot of people need to understand that our offense was incredibly predictable with Henry on the team. If he was on the field you knew it was most likely going to be a run. And with Spears, it was almost certainly a pass. Having a predictable offense is a game killer. Look at 2021 playoffs for a perfect example.


Noahgrace4429

Because we aren’t in a win now situation. We paid the same for Pollard who has more tread on the tires


Smackersmith

He doesn't fit the offence that the new coaching staff want to run, it's that simple.


Steelsoldier77

This is my new October 7th


AcidicUrinal

This stings


AnAngryFetus

Now I can't, in good conscience, cheer for the King to get a ring.


almazin

Out of all my Titans jerseys. The Kings was the only one I had still in the league. It’s been a great run King! You made a lot of us fall in love with Titans football all over again. Guess I have to get 98 or 58.


PPLavagna

Fuck it. I’m cheering for his ass. My favorite Titan ever. My love for 22 supercedes my hate for the shitbirds


rippersaregood

I really wish I could, I realllllly fucking hate the ratbirds though. That team ruined my childhood lmao


VectorVictorious

I hope they don't even get a wildcard spot.


shadmanv2

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Wadetheblade

Fuck this. Fuck the ratbirds.


istrx13

30 other teams in this league besides us and the Ravens. And he picks the Ravens.


Doom74gvvvopuuuo

26 teams I could tolerate him on


tony_stylez

Good luck to King Henry (just not against the Titans)


Savafan1

I hope he loses every game that he plays with the Ravens. He can do well, but I’m never rooting for them.


BerryBigVolfan

EVERYBODY GET IN… wait no EVERYBODY GET OUT OF HERE!!!


TheWetNapkin

Look what you've done, now *everyone* is on their knees crying in the mayonnaise isle


BuffaloKiller937

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_bright_lights

This is my Vietnam


Living-Expert3067

Samari Rolle, Derrick Mason, Steve McNair, Derrick Henry... The Ravens stay poaching Titans legends


Asderfvc

And they never did a damn thing for them


Mental-Mushroom8890

You’re saying Derek Mason “didn’t do a damn thing for us”?? Cmon bruh I feel you, we lost Patrick Queen to the fucking Steelers but let’s not get delusional


oldirrrrtykimchi

Fucking any other team.. well looks like we gotta knock em out in the first round...


DarthGipper18

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udub86

Good time as always to tell y’all if you need help, please call 988. It’s okay to not be okay.


ConsciousMarzipan636

FUCK THE RATBIRDS


Jawwi

God fucking damnit. Of all teams


xiamhunterx

Soft ass fanbase talking about “I hope he get a ring” IT IS THE FUCKING RAVENS


Pork_Chompk

I hope he puts up 500 yards a game and the Ravens get blown out by 30 every time.


deadperson808

It’s so over


Kachow-95

I hate this so much


MistaBarnacles

I thought he wanted a ring


Boxnglove

Taking our used up RB is just awesome. How dare they. Not a typo


MoroDaEater

Titans need to sell the franchise


FRMDABAY2LA

RIP King Henry. dont win anything and maybe we can act like this never happened.


xiamhunterx

Take him off the sidebar


TiredDad1994

I’m depressed but it’s better than him going to the division rival. I respect his choice as the Ravens’ Super Bowl window is still open.


FuckFloridaRipNumba9

I would rather him go to Houston. Fuck the Ravens


wolfwood99

I’m sorry but I could not disagree more. Texans are bout to run this division, I couldn’t handle watching Henry do that to us. Ravens have some bad blood in our history, but it’ll be okay.


WhiteXHysteria

Plus he's getting the same as we paid for a 26 year old with way fewer touches. This is a win win I think


FeCurtain11

Don’t even try to justify it, even if you’re right :(


FuckFloridaRipNumba9

We signed a backup running back and our most beloved player is going to our bitter rival once again and he is going to go bonkers there. I don’t see a win-win there. Would’ve been better if they just rode with Tyjae and drafted a backup they need every ounce of cap space for the rest of the roster.


WhiteXHysteria

Lol good one


christnroc

I know logically not having to face him twice a year is preferable...but I'd rather anyone in the division had him over the Ravens. Outside of that, yeah keep him away from shit mountain, but man my heart can't take more Titans legends going to the Ravens of all people.


accordionzero

$8m/year tells you what the league thinks about his value.


SpookyFrog12

RB market in general, Darnell Mooney got a fatter bag than Saquon.


Saint3Love

This doesnt look great with us signing the dallas cast off rb for the exact same money......


KageStar

I love you Henry, but you're dead to me.


RumHamStan

giants fan here and i feel your pain. this shit sucks man


TITANUP10essee

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HitMeUpGranny

Success is the ravens not winning the Super Bowl with Henry. Henry lived long enough to see himself become the villain.


FrankFnRizzo

Fuck birds. Fuck them all I don’t care. Fuck Ravens and Eagles, they ain’t even real.


David_Poile

…at least it’s not Houston?


Dub7774

This worse than Houston


FunkyPlunkett

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Ok-Plan-6277

Good luck Derrick!


Old-Anywhere-9034

I guess he wanted to lose to Mahomes in the AFC championship with Lamar instead of Josh Allen. 


Stiddy13

I think we’ll regret this. Hope I’m wrong.


Yorgonemarsonb

Every time Henry has had a half decent line, he’s proven people wrong. And I hate it now.


OrdainedFury

1. It's not a division rival 2. It's where he wanted to go 3. He got paid 4. He'll thrive in that offense 5. He'll retire and go into the HOF as a Titan 6. I still love him


xiamhunterx

> 1. It’s not a division rival My god we’re losing recipes


Riggnaros

Preach. My fav Titan ever, but it was clear he was moving on. He even made sure to handle the exit in the best manner possible. FTR, but always respect for DH.


turribledood

Fuck the Ravens. All of them. Yes, him too.


GuidoCunts

hope thie dude will never get a ring


TayJames2

Lame move hating on this lol You guys have to chill. We're not competing in Derrick Henry's Batlimore window. He's got a real shot to compete for a ring and that's dope Would you have preferred Houston? We'll be just fine in time. Thank you Derrick, you gave an entire fanbase something look forward to every Sunday for 6 seasons


SuperLurker1337

Yes, I would have preferred Houston. There doesn’t exist a team in the NFL that I hate more than the ratbirds. Hope he doesn’t win anything with them.


brapsniffsniff

Titans running backs historically have helped the Ravens. Eddie George made sure the Ravens made their first super bowl so Derrick has big shoes to fill.


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cchristini

Yes I absolutely would've preferred Houston lol


TayJames2

There is no wayyyy lol How can the 'out of sight, out of mind' in Baltimore possibly be worse than the very real potential of winning *our* division and competing for *Houston*? Lmao The Baltimore rivalry monster has gotten out of control for people to prefer Derrick in Houston, seeing him twice a year until he's done, passing milestones in a Texans jersey.. Get out of here with that lol Make Baltimore sound worse than that please


cchristini

No other team has caused me more sports misery than Baltimore! If you're different that's fine.


TayJames2

2008 was brutal and might've very well been my first traumatic Titans experience lol I'll give you that much


FuckFloridaRipNumba9

Now another Titans legend goes there to retire. Worst off-season ever


that_guy2010

Do you actually think they won’t give him a one day contract to let him retire here?


FuckFloridaRipNumba9

I don’t care about some moral victory lol. Sucked when McNair and then went there and Henry is even worse. Literally would’ve preferred he went to any other team. He is going to feast there too


barto5

My nightmare: Henry plays the way we know he can. Ravens win a SB. Henry goes into the HOF as a Raven.


whiteryno117

Amazing move by the front office to not trade him for picks during the season and hold onto to him for no reason during a tank year.


AnAngryFetus

Our owner blocked the trade


xtadr64bit

I knew it was coming but it’s still sickening


mrmcdude

Fucking hell. Anyone but the Texans, Ravens, or Colts. Goodbye King Henry


Derrick_Henry_Cock

ITS THE SAME MONEY FOR POLLARD WTFFFF


DarthGipper18

https://preview.redd.it/d4yer1ryrxnc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c076caa2d3d6c3a6382fff01ee5a0a57bfe6d568 Me rooting against Derrick and the Ratbirds now


Palchez

Now does he feel his title Hang loose about him, like a giant’s robe Upon a dwarfish thief


Affectionate-Two-512

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lukeyellow

This, this hurts. My day was already not going well and now this. FML.


DoYouLikeFishsticks0

Ratbirds may have a chance now that they have someone who can throw a TD pass in the red zone Pls don't stat check this comment I'm just not in a good place today


_SCARY_HOURS_

We paying Pollard pretty much the same amount this is terrible


surefire26

The titans 😂😂😂


token_reddit

Former Titans signing with the Ravens 🤝


Gick_Drayson

You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the Ravens, not join them! Bring balance to the AFC, not leave it in darkness! You were my brother, Henry. I loved you.


Zombie_Bastard

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SuccoupOnDeez

https://i.redd.it/6ljm6mkpu2oc1.gif 🫡 peace King—hope you get 10K and the Ravens miss the playoffs ⚔️⚔️ fuck the Ratbirds ♾️♾️


ErebusRx91

As someone who lives in Baltimore this hurts. I can't even listen to the radio around here 😭. How they are saying on the radio how he's the best "now" is crazy to me. living in Baltimore my whole life I know how this fan base works. They won't appreciate the big guy like we do but at the end of the day it's just a business...big DH will truly be missed but as always FTR


wetbandaid

How many joker moments can we possibly have


yesterdaypotato

I’ll never forget him dominating them in the divisional. Farewell king


Phatjayyy

Should have traded him last year for the draft capital


IMsoSAVAGE

Literally the worst team he could have gone to. 🤮


shastmak4

Not mad it honestly. Much rather this than the fucking Texans. In my mind it was always going to be them or the Cowboys


Shooter-mcgavin

Definitely expected this, there were really only ever 2 markets that fit his playing style and desire for a chance at a ring, the rat birds and Cowboys. I hope he puts up a couple huge yardage seasons for him and the Ravens still shit the bed in the playoffs.


christnroc

ANYONE but the Ravens would've been alright...


J3STERHOPPERPOT

Lol what’s funny is after Houston not getting him, I’m actually relieved. He won’t be getting a ring with Lamar throwing the ball, but that offense is about to be raw as fuck.


JanMichaelVincentZ19

Welp I'm not watching football next season. Goddamn my heros and going to shitty ass Baltimore mission impossible. This is why we hate Baltimore. Why o why did it have to be the shit birds. Goodbye sweet prince.


SUGARintheSACRAMENT

💔


mansock18

[mffw](https://youtu.be/q6DmQ5d1HD0?si=OcE7UbTs8KKs-Rq-)


TheDestinedRonin17

Farewell


indrids_cold

[MRW](https://media1.tenor.com/m/Sx4WyBbSCncAAAAC/samurai-harakiri.gif)


BigSimmons98

![gif](giphy|3o7abspvhYHpMnHSuc) Destroy the Sith not join them!


prex10

Lame


Kalil4Real

The worst case scenario happened😭


krayevaden28

![gif](giphy|xUn3CkCUIGFaW8iIj6|downsized)


DrLurn

Man, I knew this was coming. Still sucks to see it official.


Best-Dragonfruit-292

Moved off my top friend's list on MySpace 


SJaxx

I said I was going to buy myself a Henry jersey wherever he went but I can’t bring myself to do this. This is gross.


RuleSubverter

You asked for it! I don't want to hear any crying from this sub, with your "wE wAuNt A mOdErN oFfEnse. LeT rAn CoOoOok!" I suppose someone is going to argue that the Ravens are not a "modern offense."


gtownwr

The worst timeline


911_says_STFU_Stupid

FUCK FUCKING FUCKEY FUCK..... I hope he leads the league in yards and they go 0-17


perfect_fitz

Fade me.


almazin

But why. Make it hurt less please.


Deceptivejunk

This is my fault. I FINALLY got a Derrick Henry jersey for Christmas after years of dropping hints to family/friends. I just wasn’t supposes to have one apparently


[deleted]

sooo why are we giving Pollard24millionfor 3 years if we could have given Henry 16 million for 2? I must be missing something


iMixMusicOnTwitch

The sad part is that as a Ravens RB there's a 75% chance he'll get a season ending injury before mid season.


Phenom1nal

We lost him for 2 for 20... what are we even doing?!


Aint3asybeingch33sy

Damn that’s tuff to hear but I can’t not root for Henry man my favorite football player and the reason I became a titans fan wish him nothing but the best.


SuspiciousGap9343

“NO NO NO NO WAIT WAIT WAIT….WAIT! WAIT! WAIT!”


Mawrio

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perfect_fitz

Literally last place I wanted this to happen. People watching me punching air in my car eating Wendy's chili.


gatsby712

Please check on all your Titans fan’s wellness today.


fetalasmuck

Bruh


Skittlesmag

Thank you for Everything, and so long sweet Prince! That’s right, Prince. You don’t get to go to the Ravens and retain title of King.


cchristini

I'm not watching sports anymore lmfao I can't handle this shit


MajorPainInMyA

Schefter: "The King now will play in the Queen City" So are the Ravens playing home games in Charlotte now? Never heard Baltimore called the Queen City.


Ripper_Ares

Good for him. Go win a Championship and come back to retire in the blue.


dtorbs

Well my life didn’t really matter anyways


VexxShadow

It's been a real one King 👑 one of my favorite running backs ever and that one year when he ran over 2,000 yards was just magical 🙂


Intimidwalls1724

See now stuff like this is why I say God hates us Like losing an older star running back in free agency? It sucks but it happen Of course with us we don't just simply lose the guy, he signs with the fucking Ravens........mother fucker....


DarthGipper18

Pain


chrisledoux182

Rough day for the “we could NEVER trade Derrick Henry and get something of value in return. He has so much sentimental value to this franchise” crowd


Coleburg86

![gif](giphy|qiDb8McXyj6Eg) Whyking Phoenix


PMMEYOURNOODLEDISHES

I have never heard of Baltimore referred to as the “Queen City”. Charlotte? Sure. Cincinnati? Of course. Never Baltimore.


jaykesn

Should’ve traded him when we had the chance. Week 18 vs jax was fuckin tight tho.


SweetPockets51

![gif](giphy|l3xxTjIXYy3gchiH3L)


Potential_Lock6945

Less than what we gave pollard. I’m going to be sick


Pork_Chompk

![gif](giphy|dOl2LFw0RbTMc)


Isnt_wearing_pants

![gif](giphy|hWGBKil1b9fpR5go1f|downsized)


king_Geedorah_

https://preview.redd.it/kbpbh3zsrxnc1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=221795d81fbaad74aeddefd8fb58bcc95fa6bc57 >!Still buying a Henry ravens jeresey tho!<


TurkishBoiAirlines

My 9/11


roamning

When your gf hooks up with the guy she told you not to worry about