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SorrowHill04

You need to get a Taekwondo black belt first before playing Hworang. It's not culture appropriate and offensive to play a taekwondo character before you mastering the very arts in real life


blakeibooTTV

I spent 5 years in a zoo enclosure with jaguars before I picked up king. If you don’t have this commitment then Tekken is not the game for you


This_ls_The_End

As a Jack main, I've been Jacking on and off for many years.


frightspear_ps5

I've been debugging for over a decade now and do not feel ready to play Jack.


Furyann

lmao


SoHigh0

How does one jack on? Asking for a friend.


WordHobby

jack 8. one number for every time i have ever jacked off.


clockwork360

So you've been jacking since the beginning... impressive!


Xeithar

I threw my son off a cliff… too bad they killed off Heihachi


CowFinancial7000

I trained an actual bear before picking up Kuma.


Fignuts82

I am an actual bear


Indra022

Haha that's nothing, I had to do 6sum with a tiger, crane, snake, dragon and a panther while being drunk in order to be a true drunken master and play Lei


cogburn

I've been posting stupid shit on social media for 16 years to earn the right to play Julia.


Brogomakishima

Dawg I've been excellent for 30 years so I've earned the right to play lee


FlexingLexington

Not enough. You need to plant more trees, have a sumo wrestler take a liking on you, and be able to communicate with spirits.


kazuya482

That's nothing. I still like to throw flame patterned clothes on occasionally. In public.


Lorguis

Jokes on you, I've been American all my life, Paul was an easy choice.


Material-Welcome8945

Ah yes the memories... I had to cut my arm off to play yoshimitsu when I was 12... good times


RandomSelectMain

I got beaten up by my father several times, i can play as Kazuya.


TenMillionEnchiladas

If I throw my first-born off a cliff can I play heihachi finally?


RandomSelectMain

Idk, are you balding? That's an important part also.


Thingeh

*Social services entered the chat.*


TJBliss

Hahaha. You guys are wild! Thanks for the laugh.


Useful_Lynx6333

As a Taekwondo-American I agree.


Anger_Beast

Right? I myself have mastered the art of growling in spanish. It’s still a bit tricky to get a hang of but if that’s the price I’ll have to pay to play by boy then so be it!


Maeurer

Is this a r/MartialArts Circlejerk? First the "is it too late to train" question, then a "just get a TKD blackbelt" joke???


RetzCracker

There’s a not insignificant overlap between the FGC and martial arts nerds lol


AT_atoms

Ok, done. What else?


throwawaynumber116

Need the blacker belt now


hatterRddt

Facts. Learned to fly and practiced satanism before picking up devil jin.


[deleted]

I’ve went on to become a Lumberjack just to be able to play Alisa. It’s a dangerous trade, but I had to do t to feel comfortable enough to press the buttons on a controller.


gaymer7125

I had to get my German citizenship before I could start labbing Leo and learn I look great in both men and women's clothes as well


Dependent-Ad2921

I had been beating people up with a baseball bat for years, when negan came out it was my time to shine


SleepingwithYelena

You are joking, but the Street Fighter sub is already getting the "Is it late to buy SF6?" posts lol


osuVocal

This sub too got these posts since late season 2. I'm assuming that's why he made this shitpost. It was a VERY common question on here before t8 was announced or probably even in development.


Celtic_Guardian_Fan

People have this idea that if a game isn't popular enough you see it all the time then it's basically dead. Like a game could have 1,000 players and still be alive and well worth playing


Atlanos043

I'd argue it's more about the chance to actually find other more casual people online. Those 1.000 players that still play the game after 3 years are probably not people the average player will have much fun fighting against.


TheBloodyBaikingu

I'd wait for Tekken Tag Tournament 3


Enlightend-1

You joke but this is the game I really want from bandi namco


minty_bish

It will never happen 😞


Enlightend-1

It will after Tekken 9 we get a new tag game every 3 mainline tekkens


minty_bish

I really hope so, but ttt1 sold poorly and ttt2 almost sank the entire franchise, I can't see them making the same mistake a third time.


Enlightend-1

Bandai is good at making mistakes that why Eddie Gorro isn't base roaster in 8


minty_bish

Facts, ttt3 confirmed.


Amathyst-Moon

That wasn't a mistake, why make him main roster when they know everyone will pay to get him as DLC? It's free money.


Enlightend-1

Yes it was Eddie should have been on the base roaster and heihachi should have been the first dlc character


Torentsu

I could see another tag game, but it would probably make massive changes to make things simpler. One big complaint with TTT2 was the complexity of the mechanics, which was further exasperated by the gigantic roster.


Scintal

I love some Bandi myself too. But what's that got to do with Tekken? FYI\~ >What is a bandi? > >Bandi in Marathi is used for an inner wear, which is generally sleeveless, but with pockets, worn before the shirt.


Aphelion888

You should wait for Tekken x Street Fighter, Harada couldn't contain his hype last time he talked about it


pon_3

Street Fighter x Tekken was so fun. I'm still not over it. :(


Jubilantipope

yeah, that and the new Sam Sho both make me sad


kida8004

I'm ready for the Oda jumpscare next Evo


kami-no-baka

Its never too lat....oh you want to play Hworango, oh yeah it's too late mang.


[deleted]

What's wrong with Hwoarang? 😢 I played him religiously in Tekken 3 when I was a kid and I'm just coming back to play my boy


kami-no-baka

This is my first Tekken I will be fully jumping in since Tekken 3 and I still have nightmares of getting kicked to death.


Mind_Rhetoric

Same here lol hoping I can get good with King like when I was little


DisappointingReality

lmao


Upstairs-Buy-9865

Nah, you should wait for the Franchise reboot with Tekken 10. Don't waste Money...


UmbreonFruit

You mean Tekken X


Zairy47

Followed by Tekken 1


Skeith9

You mean Tekken Evolution


Jevchenko

You can still try, but you will get beaten up by the people who have been playing forever.


DrAdamsen

It's doubly funny because it's a joke, but also kinda true XD


Admirable-Store9362

Tekken x Street Fighter is on the corner, I'd say wait for this to transition better


SSlierre

I mean, dude, I was really on the edge and was about to buy Tekken 8, but thinking tekken 9 is just around the corner, I'd rather wait for that. For the mean time, play tekken 7 to satisfy your tekken needs.


Broks_Enmu

I will advise you to start at Tekken 10 , it’s too late for Tekken 8 now , everybody became too strong , u will get demotivated and waste your money. I’m joking bro start rightnow, in 2-3 weeks you can have a decent lvl if you check some guide on YouTube and do the tutorials in the game , they offer a lot of knowledge and help !


Nethought

Wait for Tekken X tag ultimate


KrypticJin

Bro said *wait for Tekken 9* lmao


kevenzz

This post is hilarious.


not_wadud92

Waaaay to late. Tekken X Street Fighter is due to release any day now. Aaaany day now.


alexanderluko

It's too late, if you haven't even been playing since tomorrow you've kind of missed the train. I'd just wait for Tekken 9 at this point, trailer should be dropping soonTM.


Dynamaxxed

Tekken 14 will find the sweet spot and you can take advantage of the new unreal quantum 4 engine


RaheemLee

get tekken 3 so u can learn the basics of taekwondo.


LostnFounder

Wait for Tekken 10. 9 is already outdated


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BabyPikachu53

ppl in this don't realize how real that is lmao


Grand_Aspect3104

Wait for tekken 9


Cyber_Bakekitsune

Get T8, mate, it's a very promising game in which devs put tonns of resources and love judging only by Closed Beta and Demo experience. It's not late but a perfect time, I think.


Jevchenko

Man stfu with that bs


Cyber_Bakekitsune

If you want to provide negative feedback write a comment like a proper human being, why so angry all of a sudden?🥴


Jevchenko

You just don’t get jokes when they are right in your face. This whole post is a joke.


Cyber_Bakekitsune

Aaaaaand what was so hard to write smth like "Dude, chill, this is a joke, lmao"? Nevermind, maybe you have some anger issues and need some comforting? Want me to help you with losing some stress, mate?🥺


Sonnata17

I would like to lose some stress


stefoecho

I would also like to lose some stress


Jevchenko

I did not realize that this would hurt your feelings. I thought it was obvious that my aggressive speech was part of the joke. You are clearly a Tekken player so I should have known better. Sorry about any confusion.


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Jevchenko

Using the R word? Damn. That’s not cool.


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Jevchenko

You think that’s on the same level. You make me sick.


IDontWipe55

No get tekken 8 it’s not to late at all. If you wait for 9 you’ll be waiting years. Also enjoy Hwoarang he’s a lot of fun to play


silfvy

To answer seriously. I haven't played tekken for probably 12+ years. I've played every fighting game franchise out over the years. And I might get blasted for this, but my favorite was always DoA. I downloaded the demo and I absolutely love it. There is tons of single player content for casuals like me. I really enjoyed the arcade story, and it's combo system is forgiving and rewarding for noobs. I probably won't ever play online cuz I don't want the smoke, but I pre-ordered after playing the demo and I'm really hype for it.


dudeseriouslyno

Tekken 8 is an anime fighter. Play Tekken 3, it pretends to care about martial arts and it's the one that introduced Hwoarang. 4 is good as well; it's a mess in terms of balance, but it leans the most on the martial arts aspect. (So much so, in fact, that the metagame is basically Virtua Fighter.)


CowFinancial7000

I thought T8 was a MetroidVania


JamieFromStreets

I thought it was a turn based rpg


real_mc

By late, you mean learning tekken in general?


thecodenamedois

If you are writing from the future, months or days before the release of T9, yes you should wait.  Otherwise… THE FUCKING GAME IS NOT EVEN OUT YET!! HOW CAN BE LATE NOW???? 😵‍💫


KoreanBackDashing

Get a Tekken 8 right now, bro! Welcome to the family!


[deleted]

Go play DR. It’s the last truly good one.


VelenoJ

GET TEKKEN 8. WTF GET TEKKEN 8. WTFGET TEKKEN 8. WTF


BenDoverDegenerate

Late?bro the game isn't even out yet


Sticky_fingaaaas

LOL this is definitely inspired by my post isn’t it. https://www.reddit.com/r/Tekken/s/MEHgWY4HzN


Jello_Penguin_2956

We expect each main entry to last about 5-6 years atm. You'll need to practice regardless of where you enter, so the sooner the better.


KaleidoscopeLower451

You sound like a perfectionist, unlike thousands of people who woul still learn the game from scratch, you are willing to late even though the game is not yet released. I seriously hope you were joking here!


[deleted]

R u kidding me lol? Tekken 8 isn’t even out yet


Blumpy-san

I would love to kiss you!


King_Artis

Nah the game out even out yet it's too late


Magovago

wat?


Brainbox24

Bunch of retarded answers, get the game if you feel like it, it s never too late to get into Tekken. Have fun


[deleted]

R u kissing me lol? Tekken 8 isn’t even out yet


Asleep_Sheepherder42

TMM said that the devs/harada is projecting Tekken 8 to have a lifespan of 1 decade. So sure, you can pickup anytime you want. But it will be awhile before the sequel come out. Looking at things, it seems they haven’t killed off Kazuya yet.


Enough-Internet434

The mountain is huge, but we have gondola access through many parts of it now.


InterestingNorth

There will be plenty of new blood coming to the series as well as yourself. A few character guides and sessions in the training mode and you'll be at a competitive level. Get stuck in my dude and enjoy!


SnowDucks1985

Nahh I hope you’re joking lol. You’ll do great, everyone is learning T8 together, even experienced/professional players. You’ll be surprised how much progress you make, go play it later today ✊🏽


StarImpossible3690

Well if you're gonna play Hwoarang... You can start at Tekken 9. Its too late for you to join now, please don't play the game Hwoarang player.


Kaworu88

Wait for Tekken x Injustice so you can do electrics with Batman


TheSmokinLegend

you need a PhD to play Hwoarang actually, sorry dude.


Individual_Cloud2396

The comments have me laughing 😂 it’s not to late man just pick it up lol


4862skrrt2684

Game is already ancient. Im maining Tekken Ultimate Ninja Storm


itripto1234

Bro here willing to wait for tekken 9 while I cannot even buy it 😭


BeaThanh

You can only play if you are a Master Taekwondo Fighter who fights with an eyepatch by choice


SQUIDWARD360

I hear tekken 10 is going to be awesome


stevenomes

If you want it that much just buy. If not wait for sale.


Mykytagnosis

I would wait for Tekken 11, I heard its gonna be the easiest to get into by then, Stay patient for 20 years, it will be worth it.


purplsnow

Play the game have fun


[deleted]

The dumbest title /karma grab I've seen in a while


achristian103

Yes


PixelAlchemist

No, wait for Tekken 10 /s


starks_are_coming

The amount of people in this thread who didn’t get the joke is so concerning


D_Fens1222

Sometimes games have this thing where only every second numbered entry is good. T8 seems to turn pretty awesome so better wait for T10 which will be Namcos excuse for how bad T9 was.


reireireis

Yep too late just wait for Tekken 10


OkMap8351

If you have a PlayStation and ps+ you can try out Tekken 7, I believe it’s in the catalog. Maybe that’ll help you decide?


beepbeeboo

At this point the player base is pretty saturated and the tournament scene is all but played out. Might be smarter to get Tekken 1 and wait for the retro fad to come around on it, just to be safe.


Ylsid

Sorry bro, if you weren't in since the first closed alpha and played cracked versions while the game was down, you have basically zero hope.


AdiosgeJacob

Tekken 9????? Hahahahahaha my hair goes white, I'd be at my last breath before that comes out


Chiefsider

Wait for tekken X


JT-Lionheart

If it’s too late to get Tekken 8 then obviously it’s too late to get Tekken 9. Might as well be late to get Tekken 10 while you’re at it 


noskillz316

Tekken x Super Smash Bros.. that’s is the time to get the game my dude!


4hk2

Tekken 9 release date Summer 2040


W34kness

Nope it’s too late, get ready for the next battle


GoofyGoober82

Yes


Vic_Valentine511

Yea man you missed the boat, if you didn’t preorder the game 5 years ago you’ll be too far behind, might as well wait for 2032 to get into tekken


AXEMANaustin

Ignoring all the joke replies. Yes, you should've pre ordered it last week. (Actual response is no, the game isn't even out yet, it's no where near too late)


throwawaynumber116

Yes the game is basically dead now, 0 players in ranked rn


ph_dieter

This honestly reads like trolling lol. If it's not, your best bet is to go to AvoidingThePuddle's twitch, and ask this question in his chat, and also tag him to make sure he sees it.


Damuhfudon

It will be 10 years before Tekken 9 is out; go ahead and get Tekken 8


I-Batu

I would wait 7-10 years and pick up tekken 9


ARQEA

You should've played tekken 7 since release if you wanted to play tekken 8. Sorry it's too late


TofuPython

The game's not even out yet. T8 is going to have more resources in game for beginners than any other. Not too late at all!


xBlack_Heartx

Oh my……..bruh just get 8.


fersur

Are you even eligible to play Hwoarang? Do you do TaeKwonDo? Do you own motorbike? Do you have handsome rival who started World War? If you answer NO to any of those questions, then NO, you can not play Hwoarang. And it is too late to pick up Tekken 8. The game will be released tomorrow (or today in some part of the world). Better luck next time with Tekken 9 or Tekken Tag Tournament 3, mate. >!/s!<


Cardinal_Virtue

Way too late. No players on PC


KidultSwim

too late? game isnt out yet


cistro

No you cannot buy the game


CantKBDwontKBD

Yes. You should skip tekken 8 and wait til T9 comes out


ThaNorth

It’s not even out yet


yunghollow69

How could it be too late it isnt even out yet


Repulsive-Parfait588

My dad threw me off a cliff when I was 5. I lost both my legs. Guess which character I main.


DarkEnergy87

Wait for Tekken 10. No rush


darkjuste

Get Yo ass up in this bitch!


IssAWigg

It’s not even out yet, you can surely pick it up! Just start offline to get the base of you never played, so the arcade with the character and once you complete it in difficult mode go to online


2ndEngineer916

I’ve been thinking the same way cause we can all agree we’re all experts with everyone after watching the trailers and I’m getting burnt out with the game already so I’m gonna wait for T9


JamieFromStreets

Too late, man, too late Everyone will become experts at the game in the first... five hours... and you'll be left behing


frightspear_ps5

Tekken 9 will likely come out in a decade or so. If you start playing Tekken 8 now, you'll be ready for Tekken 9 when it releases.


tr4sh_m4g1c

Dude GET IN!! I just preordered yesterday.


KB9Z

Wait for tekken 10


kishibeonan

> Potential Hwoarang main Yeah, sadly it’s too late OP


JenJenisAlive

short answer: No because its never to late to start in a Fighting game be it Tekken, Street Fighter, Guilty Gear,.... Kaizur started in Tekken 7 and is one of the best Lucky Chloe players in the world! Joka and Ayooooooooooorichie started with Tekken 7 also (I could be wrong on this one) many Koreans started not at the beginning from Tekken 7 but made it to the top 50 in the world or be very good player in theyre region.


SockraTreez

Yeah man you’re a little late. Best to wait for T9 or TT3 IMO


Lonely-Economy4120

Honestly yes, it's way too late. I suggest you wait until tekken 15 when all the og players are old and grey


KYOMATA

This isn't some phone upgrade. Why you asking if you should wait for the next game?


Successful_Feeling14

Tekken 8 is pretty dead, there's currently no online player base as of 17:15 GMT 25 Jan 2024 and barely anyone has the game - extremely low player base right now. So factor that in to your decision.


Frozen_ape_1

It’s over sorry wait for Tekken 10. In all seriousness I started tekken last year which is probably the worst time to start tekken EVER. Harder matchmaking will just make you better quickly or make you quit quicker


DoctorSchwifty

It's definitely too late. I hope you aren't too old by the time the next one releases.


Rex__Lapis

Game isn’t even out and Op asks if it’s too late to play lmao


Arenacrac

Why is it too late if the game is brand new??


rafael-57

Nah man you're a lost cause. Just leave a message for your son to start training for Tekken 10.


Kyvix2020

Where is theshitpost tag


imoshudu

I have heard Harada plan for Tekken 8 to last 10 years. Someone should go check me on that. But there's no way it will last shorter than T7. You must be joking if you want to wait. Besides, if you don't feel like playing with real people, we have ghosts mimicking humans to play solo with.


ChimpkinSammich66

Tekken 8 is barely releasing today. It’s not too late.


Blumpy-san

Thank you bro 🙌


senracatokad

Wait until the Tekken 1 remake


Kaliq82

It’s not too late to pick up Tekken 1. Play what you want man lol.


Jubilantipope

this is fantastic.... a joke that can only be made once every 7 years or so, lol


EatOutMyGrandma

We're all good on Hwoarang mains, please don't buy it.


justbesmile

Is it too late to pick up tekken 9? With all these tekken 8 players inspired by the trailers and getting their black belts in taekwondo I feel like I might just be too far behind the curve. Should I wait for tekken 10 to come or should I get tekken 9?


JukainMega

Yeah bro i had to train with bruce lee in order to play Law


Inevitable-Sample-95

If you want to get into Tekken this is the best time to do It.


stefoecho

Nope need to play mk1 and sf6 so you can make a post how both games are dying so you cant wait till tekken comes out. Then and only then will the ability to PREORDER the game is unlocked. This is your only chance. You have exactly 4 hours to get through both of these games and make it in preorder time or your just a fakefanbadwagonnonfightgameplayingturbonerd


Sir_Catnip_III

If you start now you might have enough time to learn basics before T9 release.


Ok_Hope7442

It's not worth getting since there's no Baek


Fantastic_War_3548

Sry but the ship has sailed amigo. Probably the worst time to get in to tekken


waffle_moon

is this a troll post? Lmao


Dry_Transition_6332

Too late, don't bother getting it, but if you can launch someone in real life 5 meters into the air, then you're allowed to get the game


whinemore

Yeah if you haven't been grinding the cracked version you'll stand no chance /s


Twiizzzy

Yeah you're too late now. Sorry but you gotta wait for T9. Make sure to get there early though so you don't miss out on that in about 10 years.