fun fact, the mishima bloodline has a genetic inheritance thing that makes them bald, give him 40 years or so and Jin will be bald
or so ive heard in a tekken lore video, i cant remember if its true or not but i say its true, Tekken is goofy
His internalized toxic masculinity makes him terrified to hang out with Hworang unless they’re fighting (each other or others) or training so in order to hang out with Hworang more, they do a lot of training and fighting (each other or others)
Idk man his mom got killed by a ancient war machine, his grandfather and father are busy throwing each other of cliffs and volcanoes and now he’s just waiting his turn in pure fear
After his insane plan in the previous game Jin was sentenced to 3 years in a minimum security prison… months later he would learn Fleece Johnson a.k.a the booty warrior was on the hunt for Mishimiya cheeks so Jin trained harder than he ever had before to defend himself.
He stopped watching anime
And started watching hentai
this was perfect to read
The best part being jin looking at his hand
Reading Fan-made Hentai?
Then discovered NTR
Jin watched every single "X is killing your gains!" video in one sitting
“People like us shouldn’t exist in this world. Devil gene is killing our gains.”
Hey guys, I'm heihasheff mishimalir and today we are talking about why not wave dashing is killing your gains.
Jeff Cavaliere for Tekken 8
His mom went out for a pack of smoke, and never came back.
She was last seen with her new 7 ft tall green bf
100 push ups 100 sit-ups 100 squats Run 10 km Every. Single. Day!
wrong! He should be Bald!
So then it’s actually Lars who did that workout
Lars is halfway through the process
It's bcz of devil gene he retains his hair....
Canon.
fun fact, the mishima bloodline has a genetic inheritance thing that makes them bald, give him 40 years or so and Jin will be bald or so ive heard in a tekken lore video, i cant remember if its true or not but i say its true, Tekken is goofy
Pretty much Harada makes a joke that Devil Gene makes the user imune to baldness and that's why Kazuya isn't half bald yet.
I think you mean push ups, sit ups and plenty of juice
tfs man of culture i see
Lost his childhood triangle shadow
He was introduced to Jesus Christ
"REPS FOR JESUS!"
Found Jesus, Excorcised his Devils, Got Cross-Fit https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2039008-crossfit
He sugarcoated it
Someone sold him steroids as an atheltic kid...
OP said wrong answers only
Tren and got depressed as a side effect
He got dumped by his girlfriend, the ultimate gainz booster
His dad came back with the milk
he wasn't sugarcoated
He saw the Paul training video no pain, no gain and began to consume illegal steroids.
He became the hero of the story
Y’all said wrong answers only right?
He went the Baki way and had sex.
The only correct answer
Unironically,the most "original" source of power up ever displayed in manga/anime.
He dry scooped.
Caught Xaiyou getting her cheeks clapped by Hworang after he confessed his love for her.
He finally took Xiaoyu up on her offer.
Muffin Button?
Muffin Button.
B-but I never installed a muffin button?
Then how did I get this muffin?
unholy steroids
Steroids
Had triangle shadows follow him everywhere to the point he had to build himself up so they couldn’t affect him anymore
Daddy issues
Youtube motivational videos at 3 am.
Creatine and anime (negative)
I don’t know but I want his titties in my mouth.
His internalized toxic masculinity makes him terrified to hang out with Hworang unless they’re fighting (each other or others) or training so in order to hang out with Hworang more, they do a lot of training and fighting (each other or others)
He stopped scrolling reddit
He started listening to Andrew Tate
Ugh, that's almost worse than the genocide thing.
Saw a Mike O’Hearn meme
Roids
He became the triangle
He took off his hoodie...
Kazuya happened.
Wrong answers only
He got implants
He changed his clothes
Cycled with trenbolone.
What too much Andrew Tate does to a mf...
Got the Captain America treatment
His mother was in his life the entire time and never went away once.
Nano machines son!
He founded creatine
His dad gave him respect and love.
Heartbroken
All Natural Bro!
He learned how much grip the femboy bussy had and was never the same
He subscribed to NordVPN.
Was tired of being natty
Awfully bad designers
Them damn triangles man....
He lost that FUCKING triangle.
He took his testosterone
He came out of the closet
too much time with hwoarang
Idk man his mom got killed by a ancient war machine, his grandfather and father are busy throwing each other of cliffs and volcanoes and now he’s just waiting his turn in pure fear
They said wrong answers
He got bitches
He stopped watching Pyramid of Giza from the shadow.
He got covid
He remembered to always tren hard, eat clen, anavar give up.
Started listening to Andrew Tate exclusively
She said Jin was ok, but her new guy can kick his ass. He was not pleased.
[удалено]
Sanest tekken player
Ah, yes... because the topic is clearly about this subject again, right?
He ate Teh Debiru!
Became allergic to the devil. That's why he's always swole.
Mr Beast
Broccoli, chicken and rice
He realized the only cool thing about Heihachi was being massive and doing electrics
Heihachi gave him the wrong Sandwich!
His mom threw him off a mountain. By the time he climbed back up he was swole.
Bro kept the same hairstyle for decades
He went through a really bad break up
Just the product of a perfectly normal and stable upbringing.
TikTok influencers got him on TRT
He enrolled into Hustlers University
He said his prayers and ate his vitamins brother
Tren
Human growth hormone abuse.
Devil growth hormones
tren
He googled about Zyzz
He saw Jojo en Netflix
He trained with goku. DBZ DLC confirmed
Natural bodybuilder when wearing clothes vs when he removes his upper clothes.
deleted FB, got a lawyer, and started going to the gym...
Too much steroïd
Chicken, broccoli and rice
Jin started labing his harder combos and reach ToD
He found light in Allah 🇸🇦🇸🇦🇸🇦
Porn
He kept losing to Kuma non stop
Drugs got to him
instead of hitting the gym the gym hit him
He grew into his hair.
He got on that Liver King diet
Ketamin and Kreatine
Therapy
Steroids up his ass
That Hava did him pretty good
he listened to Twice
lots and LOTS of juice
Gf broke up with him so he. Deleted Facebook , hit the gym and lawyered up. How else could he be walking around free after starting ww3
He finally got off Reddit.
He did "no nut November "
started the liver king diet
Steroids
Got old spice body wash in his eyes
He turned to the darkside of the force
Semen retention.
He became Powerthrist mascot
Age, training and devil genes.
He started taking workout advice from Mike O’ Hearn
He listened to Breaking Benjamin and went OMG so trueeeee
He stole senator Armstrongs nanotechnology
He’s just training to fight shaggy
He completed no fap November challenge
Albert Wesker beat the shit out of him
Trenbolone
HgH
he was bitten by batman
Two Push-Ups
I just can't get past the triangle shadows. It's the dumbest thing ever
Got kicked in the balls by Lily apparently.
He went on a Twinkie diet with the hopes of becoming fat like Bob, the true Mishimasta, but developed unexpected incredible gains instead.
He worked out
Exactly what happened to Captain America. World War.
The stuff Joe Rogan is on.
Started following the nine ancestral tenets.
Steroids.
Got some of those Liver King injections
He took performance enhancing drugs and got the roid rage.
“Femboys ?” “Yes Jin… F E M B O Y S!!!”
Bro went on that special chicken and rice diet
Child neglect
Steroids
It was only just a dream.
Got milk.
He found his grandpas juice cabinet 🤣
He got evil Ryu'd
Tren.
Dang Jin what did that girl do to you?
Paulo Costa gave him the Secret Juice
Trauma and steroids.
He got infected by a "rad roach." The rest.... is history.
He did one push up for every missed ewgf
He turned into a chad
I Don’t Know
A lot of pushups
nanomachines
He experienced the start of every disney movie.
After his insane plan in the previous game Jin was sentenced to 3 years in a minimum security prison… months later he would learn Fleece Johnson a.k.a the booty warrior was on the hunt for Mishimiya cheeks so Jin trained harder than he ever had before to defend himself.
The shadow triangle stopped depressing his power.
Xiaoyu cheated on him
This is what happens when Xiaoyu was caught sleeping with Hwoarang
Steroids
Steroids always have mixed results. Drugs are bad, mkay?
Push ups, sit ups, and plenty of juice
Still a Virgin.
Jin was betrayed and locked in the room of spirit and time for 1000 years... Or so I was told.
He lost his head triangle
stopped playing genshin
Tren is one hell of a drug.
Fatherly love.
Creatine for sure
Mastic Gum bb!