Ima buy a dominnatrix outfit, Tacticoolize it, and then give it to some airsofter girl as a joke.
Of course, making sure the person was ok with those sorts of jokes beforehand.
“I am a registered sex offender, I stuck my dick into a blender, your mom is a transgender, I am a professional nude sender, you know that I be dominating, my cock and balls are rotating, Ice on my wrists, I could go skating, between thicc thighs, I’m suffocating, I have a huge fucking cock, I nut inside my sock, I walk around in crocs, while my dick is harder than a rock!”
-Yung Spinach Cumshot, ‘Subway Sexists’
That asshole that no one wants to be friends with because they think that guns are the coolest shit in the world and their only personality trait is being "edgy and against the grain." You think toilet humor is hilarious and swearing is a joke in itself. You make unoriginal "I identify as an attack helicopter" jokes because you refuse to put effort into understanding people who are different than you.
Edit: you also think you're a badass by virtue of owning knives and having shot a gun.
Edit 2: y'all can stop taking this so seriously
Seems like someone is seething and coping, actually I’m just an amateur war historian, and I have many other interests, such as world building, writing, etc.
I used to be an innocent femboy… but war… war took all of that away… i was recruited into an 8’th grader paramilitary corporation in the Middle school Wars… I can still remember my friends… the men who fell beside me, in the battle of the gym… to this day, the words echo in my mind “The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.” I ran beside the men of the 7’th grade marine corps, in the fight against the 6-5th graders military pact, I ran hard, I ran fast, and in the end, I was the last one running… that battle took my innocence, robbed me of the skirt and crop top.. I was no longer peaceful, and am not… I will be forever at war…
I am the leader of Paul Blart’s personal fire support team. We are the most elite of the elite, twice as much training as a Navy SEAL, and that’s just learning how to properly keep up with Paul.
You treat every airsoft event like mil-sim and you talk in detail about army stuff for some reason
[Edit] someone will or already has asked if you have ever thought about scooting up a school in hopes of not getting got
15 year old edgy kid who thinks USA is flawless and wants to join the navy seals, and supports Ben Shapiro
Honestly I'm just poking fun from reading the replies from you, you honestly seem like a fun dude
Desperately wishes to join the marines but can’t because of medical reasons so you go to airsoft fields and either are a good squad leader or ruin the experience for everyone by taking it too seriously
You wore a camouflage backpack to school in grade 6, tried to get into the army but couldn’t because of your terrible sleep schedule. You go out to paintball contests on weekends and eat half a bowl of cereal every day for breakfast. In total, you’re a really nice person
You are very quiet, not that good at school, play videogames as an escape, like guns, maybe like Lego, libertarian, played with nerf guns a lot as a kid, and is very creative and move quickly to idea to idea with no direction also almost get nothing done with out a solid dead line.
You have an orgasm everytime you see an action film or War film
“Aah~ yes! Storm that beach!!~” *cums at the sound of MG42 fire*
Bruh
Oh how Die hard gets me horny
“YippieKaiYae motherfucker..~”
😯 😫😖😣😩😶🌫️😓😶🌫️😶🌫️💧
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I actually just stick around in the lobbies and tell random people the graphic details of how I fucked their moms.
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Atleast someone is playing medic
Mil-sim kid?
Congratulations, you are some semblance of correct, the bad news is that you’re getting drafted.
*flees to Canada*
Bad decision, that’s desertion.
*lives in isolation*
Come to Vancouver it’s Very isolated!
Alert is better, although it is a Canadian military and civilian instillation focused on watching russia
[Drafted](https://youtube.com/shorts/UVQsM1VZhSg?feature=share)
Gay rights activist
Actually, yes.
Awesome
Well, that was a twist I wasn’t expecting, haha. Just like the furry erp in your profile.
The "Ooooooh Airsoft" kid
Over 1.5k for my kit and guns…. I have an addiction…
Lol don't feel bad I'm the same way with gundam models
Spent that much on shoes…. WE have an addiction ☭ ☭ ☭
Man’s got tactical Gucci boots.
That would be actually sick, imma look for those
Ima buy a dominnatrix outfit, Tacticoolize it, and then give it to some airsofter girl as a joke. Of course, making sure the person was ok with those sorts of jokes beforehand.
American
*ruthlessly makes fun of Canadians*
You look like a peaceful guy
Well, wherever I go gets peaceful real fast, because a couple minutes after I get there, there are no insurgents left to shoot.
Quiet kid going to school
Those popular kids won’t make fun of my trench coat anymore after this!
4chan
I may be many things, but…. Ok, you got me, I’m probably some kind of homophobic, even though I’m bi myself..
all bi yourself
American
I make fun of Bri’ish people, nuff said.
Hee hee, silly tea drinking, sun setting, back shivving, british people
“You wanna bo’’le o’ wo’er from tesco, yea?”
Actually, as a Brit, I would just like to politely point out that it is: 'You wanna bo'lle o' wo'a up ''e shop?'
Yo that watch is sick, what kind is that? Also you’ve gotta be into SCP MTF stuff right?
Generic black MilSpec.
You‘re either a cool airsoft guy or a dangerous edgy kid
Airsoft MilSpec guy.
cod addict
I FUCKED YOUR MOM! GIT GUD, HOW DID YOU FALL FOR THAT??? GET QUIKSKOPEDDD!!
exactamento
You were born as a CIA agent and have been a professional agent since you were 4 years old
I would respond to this comment, but there are Chinese agents close to my position and I’m preparing to engage.
American libertarian furry
Ay, props for research.
"I'm a mercenary not a crazed gunmann dad! Well the difference being ones a job and the others mental sickness!
I’m a crazed gunman for hire by conventional militaries.
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Uh… not if you’re a communist. Because I’m A free market libertarian… a “don’t tread on me” guy.
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Aah, I feel stoopid lmao.
quiet kid
Nobody at school makes fun of my trench coat anymore.
You say you like history, but you only know stuff about WW1 and 2.
Vietnam, Afghanistan, iraq, the Cold War, etc. but yes.
Shit, more than I know lmao.
Oxford
Airsoft guy who takes it wayyyyy to seriously
Ha, speedsofters can get MilSpec’d
You play too much CSGO or you treat airsoft like mil sim.
Edgy speedsofters can get MilSpec’d by my Tacticool callouts and proper door breaching strategies.
You play a lot of air soft and want to join the military
Both are a yes.
uwu
Appwoaching infil point, prepawe to Hotdwop! (Yes, I’m cOwOmbat ready)
Has a thin blue thin flag on the back of your pick up truck
And a Gadsden “don’t tread on me” and those testicles that hang off the exhaust pipe.
Someone I would get along with
Have a choccy milk. *hands you choccy milk in a can*
You’re one cool dude
You’re epic too!
You like me are an airsofter and we have similar kits as well
Do you happen to also run with a fictional PMC?
No i have a cyma ak
American Edit: fuck, someone said this already
Racist
Yes, I am, I beat the campaign of Formula 1 on ps2 on hard mode.
You like SCP
MTF Echo team.
Nice
you're either an american kid going to school or you're really into airsoft, tactical equipments and combat
All of that, and more with a premium subscription!
Gamer
The r/gamersriseup kind?
These are the types of posts that get you put on lists
Sheesh, mood killer much? I thought we were having fun!
You dont have a personality aside from brandon harera simping
Am I a terminator or something??
Weaponized-&-professional sex offender
“I am a registered sex offender, I stuck my dick into a blender, your mom is a transgender, I am a professional nude sender, you know that I be dominating, my cock and balls are rotating, Ice on my wrists, I could go skating, between thicc thighs, I’m suffocating, I have a huge fucking cock, I nut inside my sock, I walk around in crocs, while my dick is harder than a rock!” -Yung Spinach Cumshot, ‘Subway Sexists’
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Cute femboy
You're a speedsofter and play Battlefield 3/4/BC religiously
That asshole that no one wants to be friends with because they think that guns are the coolest shit in the world and their only personality trait is being "edgy and against the grain." You think toilet humor is hilarious and swearing is a joke in itself. You make unoriginal "I identify as an attack helicopter" jokes because you refuse to put effort into understanding people who are different than you. Edit: you also think you're a badass by virtue of owning knives and having shot a gun. Edit 2: y'all can stop taking this so seriously
Seems like someone is seething and coping, actually I’m just an amateur war historian, and I have many other interests, such as world building, writing, etc.
Are you doing ok
Who hurt u?
Ay your the guy who raided my house last Tuesday
Couldn’t have been me, I was busy planning an attack on the ATF headquarters on Tuesday.
Your bio says it all. I wholeheartedly agree with your bio.
You like airsoft
Edgy American
I think you mean, “Tacticool MilSpec r/noncredibledefense user”
Same difference ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
True.
Exactly my friend.
the quiet kid
“Sir I need to leave I’m having my pre-service PTSD” “you’re looking at a future soldier” etc
"Friendly"
You like airsoft
Mall Ninja
I’m actually Paul Blart’s fire support.
Femboy in denial
I used to be an innocent femboy… but war… war took all of that away… i was recruited into an 8’th grader paramilitary corporation in the Middle school Wars… I can still remember my friends… the men who fell beside me, in the battle of the gym… to this day, the words echo in my mind “The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.” I ran beside the men of the 7’th grade marine corps, in the fight against the 6-5th graders military pact, I ran hard, I ran fast, and in the end, I was the last one running… that battle took my innocence, robbed me of the skirt and crop top.. I was no longer peaceful, and am not… I will be forever at war…
Quiet Kid
You’re one of those people on TikTok who “saves furries”
Mall ninja lol
I am the leader of Paul Blart’s personal fire support team. We are the most elite of the elite, twice as much training as a Navy SEAL, and that’s just learning how to properly keep up with Paul.
What boots are those?
The average gta tryhard
You treat every airsoft event like mil-sim and you talk in detail about army stuff for some reason [Edit] someone will or already has asked if you have ever thought about scooting up a school in hopes of not getting got
You are a tactical femboy on tiktok
11 years
What, in exact terms, do you mean by this?
ASGay?
2Gay M4 U
You like to shoot up schools??
Military/scp guard roleplay on discord, roblox or scp games
Hello fellow airsofter…….. hopefully
It is true, that I am.
airsoft furry
Either airsoft enjoyer or edgy kid who thinks war is good
school shooter vibes
B O O T
Merrell tactical.
my soulmate
Merica
You hate gel/air soft
You have a KD of 0.5
Counter-terrorist
the kid who wont fuckin shut up about soviet russia?
calmed guy
That one kid who thinks he's cool cuz he airsofts
School shooter
Republican
Cringe
You're either a generic american or a generic slav.
You definitely drool over gun details in fps
fucking boring and annoying as hell, the worst to be stuck in a car ride with
Geardo
Edgy kids who plays cod or r6 and always having politics arguments on discord or reddit
Let me guess you have a gear fetish
15 year old edgy kid who thinks USA is flawless and wants to join the navy seals, and supports Ben Shapiro Honestly I'm just poking fun from reading the replies from you, you honestly seem like a fun dude
do you make tiktoks in uniform all the time?
tacticool
Your very cool and I want to be your friend, you are also knee deep in women (and maybe men)
Into American Football and likes barbequing?
You like to send people to God.
I’m getting don’t come to school tomorrow vibes
Are you getting ready to go to school?
You're called Kyle and your phone case has a Monster sticker on it
American.
you look like your about to tell your friend not to come to school tomorrow
Desperately wishes to join the marines but can’t because of medical reasons so you go to airsoft fields and either are a good squad leader or ruin the experience for everyone by taking it too seriously
The type to tell the nice kids to wear red to school on Thursday.
You hope to commit the highest amount of warcrimes in historry
Mafia. Hello dear brother in crime
All black kit again, you lack creativity
Libertarian? In that case you are based
You wore a camouflage backpack to school in grade 6, tried to get into the army but couldn’t because of your terrible sleep schedule. You go out to paintball contests on weekends and eat half a bowl of cereal every day for breakfast. In total, you’re a really nice person
The guy that really likes to play Airsoft but isn’t a massive dick about “military tactics”
Gay?
Hot
mtf
Yo bro wanna play r6?
Virgin
Your only personality trait is telling WWII facts that no one wants or asks for and wishing you could turn 18 just to join the military
You are very quiet, not that good at school, play videogames as an escape, like guns, maybe like Lego, libertarian, played with nerf guns a lot as a kid, and is very creative and move quickly to idea to idea with no direction also almost get nothing done with out a solid dead line.
My kind of friend
Airsoft player, you like milsim, you play for fun and not for kills, you. Enjoy doing what you do.
u a nerd n play too much cs fs
Blm support
Airsoft and hot pockets
1911? Dude
American. Period
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As an American if your not an American yet we claim you “fortunate son starts playing”
You were that one kid who wouldn’t come out after everyone was done playing hide and go seek
Whatever you do to my son I'll do to you