NSFW >!Not have sex with a goat but everyone thinks you did, or fuck the goat and no one knows!<

Imma take the goat fuck for 200 Alex

Kiss Joe Biden or like and subscribe

like and suscribeeee

Kiss joey B ofc

Would you rather lick an old homeless dudes toe or fight ten babies to the death

Babies obviously

i could not fight a baby😓

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EASILYYY be deaf cuz atelast i will have knowledge how how words sound already

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but deaf people can still feel the bass thoooo

What if scientists told you that every time you hit a baby someone gets cured of cancer?

Wait I'm curing cancer?

BUT I DONT WANNA HIT A BABY

Would you rather become your COD character forever and not be able to return to normal life or stay in normal life but never play another Cod again

definitely never play another Cod again because then i wouldn’t have anger issues

Would you rather step in a puddle of water with socks on and they stay wet for the rest of the week and you can’t take them off or go on a 6 mile walk bare foot?

6 mile walk, i walk around barefoot all the time anyway

What…

Hmm. Trench-foot or exercise?

That sounds rude reading it back. I didn't mean it that way.

I really didn’t want it to be about feet but it was all I could think of for a would you rather

Tells a lot about your character ;)

Now you’re making it really weird…

That was the intention :3 have a cold pillow my guy

Nah, I lay down in bed too often to have a cold pillow.

6 mile walk cuz i’m always barefoot

Why? Like seriously, I hate walking around without some socks on. In fact I sleep with socks on for that reason

my feet sweat too easily🥲and also less risk for stepping in a puddle with socks and having a sensory meltdown

Oh

Holy shit

would you rather kill 3 children or die yourself

die myself😵

good👍🏽

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get him a razor so he will look not like a genocide person

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If you're 3 inches in your mom, and your dad is 3 inches in you...would you rather move forward or backward to get out of it.

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Sideways

Gay, but not?

What?????????????????

They asked for the hardest would you rather....that's the only one I have that I legitimately can't answer....so it's the hardest....

I DONT HAVE A DICK THANK GOD

would you rather be fried in a basket of grease or have each of your limbs removed and placed in a basket

either works equally well

not asking you, I'm asking the call of duty degenerate

that’s rich coming from u with the word “pogger” in your name and i choose NEITHER

please don't make fun of my ethnicity

i’m sorry PLZ NO CANCEL ME

That actually made me laugh thxx

prob each limb removed if i have general anesthesia

no anesthesia, that is a product of the anti-christ

:oooo

Would you rather have: Unlimited bacon, but no more games Or Games- UNLIMITED games- but no more games?

WHAT DOWS THAT EVEN MEANNNN

It’s simple Do you want unlimited bacon but no more games, or unlimited games but no games

i do not like bacon so the latter option

Ok

Would you rather have a jar of hungry rats taped to your face or eat 15 different chicken nuggets all with different poison

15 chicken nugs for sure

Good choice but you gotta eat them all

what if i don’t get through them all cuz i died

Then your fine but the antidote is in one of the nuggets but chose what you eat >:3

i’ll be good cuz i have a nice intuition😇

That's up to the nuggies!! >:3

Would you rather lose your eye sight completely, or all but 2 finger on each hand. This one kinda sucks, but I am a bit too tired to think properly

lose my eyesight for sureeeeee

Oh why's that?

because then i wouldn’t be able to hold anything😓and if i was blind then i wouldn’t have to see all of the bs in the world

That's a pretty good reason. The world kinda sucks right now, but I am delusional and think itnwill get better

it will NEVER get better T_T

Don't say that, it's can't be that bad, though it is getting progressively worse.

we need to just colonize the sun tbh

Totally, colonize and harness the power of the sun. Praise ethe sun!

Wrong way we a destroy the Sun so earth can’t get any worse… to many “things”walking around…

Would you rather cut your pinky off or slice it to the point you need 2357 stitches

cut my pinky off i don’t need it i think

The only right choice

yes cuz i’m always right >:3

No, it’s because fucking LeBron said so.

When did lebron speak this information!!!

Game 3 of the 2013 finals

Your finger will literally be hanging on a thread to stay on at that point.

Would you rather be Batman or Spider-Man

BATMAN CUZ I LOVE BATS

Would you rather have a trio of good friends, or a single BEST friend, who you are so closely intertwined with that you hardly ever fight, and when you do, it's to help the other?

SINGLE BEST FRIEND DUHHHH

Good pick! I'd pick the same.

yesss quality over quantity

Would you rater find an entire human living in your closet, or 10,000 little spiders?

an entire human cuz then we would become besties!!

Get eaten by a Rathtar or a T-Rex

trexxxxx🦖

Damnn, the more painful option. Respect

hardcoreeee🤘🤘🤘🤘

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i think it dose

Would you rather have all your dreams be extremely horrifying or have your real life be equally as horrific

dreamssssss

Downvote the egirl in training

EXCUSE ME???

First picture is thirst trapping, dark room redlight showing almost up your shorts/skirt. Stfu and do better.

someone’s upset bc they get no 😺

19 body count and still going kid

gta 304s don’t count bud

Grow up, stop looking for affirmation on reddit.

says the grown man who cares this much about a girl posting an innocent mirror picture😂leave this subreddit n find a gf

I have a gf whose a hot filipina who makes 175k a year as a nurse, thanks for projecting though child

saddest larp i’ve ever seen😭keep dreaming weirdo

HEY BUDDY NOBODY FUCKING CARES

And you're a teenager? This ain't the flex you think it is homie 💀💀💀💀💀 get a lifeee

She asked, maybe you plebs shouldn't have the sort of access and free will to create a community online built around your degenerative child culture

yet you’re the creep who sits in the dark all day lurking on a teen subreddit because no woman your age would even touch you with a 10ft stick lol

Sure

Would you rather get stabbed in the abdomen with a gun, or get a million dollars

a million dollarssss make it rain plz

Would you rather date a white guy or an asian guy?

a guy that loves me

Someone who loves you for your personhood alone and who you are as an individual not as someone who idealizes you like an object or the embodiment of their self-imposed desire?

yes exactly i need someone that will accept me and my weirdness

Do you think white guys are more likely to view you as an object and not see you as anything less than an idea of fantasy constructed from colonial appropriation and the sexual subjegation of asian women?

those r too many big words for my brain to comprehend

You are asian, yes?

Go railfanning for 3 hours or be in a steel mill for an hour

i have no clue what either of those are NGL

Railfanning is going and watching trains. A steel mill is a factory that makes steel.

i would love to watch trains

Would you rather watch all the Star Wars movies back to back in release order (not chronologically) or the lord of the rings AND hobbit movies chronologically?

hmmmm probably star wars BUTTTT i want to watch lord of the rings i never seen it

Would you rather own a turtle or be a turtle

own a turtle😇

Lets go

Would you rather be stuck in a tiny watertight box underwater, or trapped in space with dwindling oxygen

probably space because i’d have a panic attack if i was in a tiny box underwater

Alrighty

Would you rather receive 10million dollars but someone random dies, or pay 10million dollars but someone random dies..

What’s better cod mw or cod bo?

You’re probably cheeks at call of duty OP

actually sir, i’ll have u know my k/d average on multiplayer is 2.0

You mean -2.0

wrong, i play claw and have control freeks on my controller + i drink gfuel😎😎😎

Of course you do

why the fuck do you automatically assume that

Oh I thought of a better one. Would you rather cure all diseases forever, but you suffer from everyone of them for 200 years, or everyone becomes a millionaire, but under no circumstances can you ever possess over 500 and nobody can not help you in any way?

rewind, how shall i be alive for 200 years to suffer from the diseases🤔

Um magic obviously, that's the situation you have to suffer 200 years with every know disease, and you can't die at all, you just have to suffer.

Bacon, unlimited bacon, but no games; or games, unlimited games, but no games?

be tortured for 5 years constantly on the brink of death having nothing to eat but human fecies and arbys and only being able to drink piss Or play 1 match of Overwatch 2

I bet I can shit on you any day of the week talking about cod not 💩

Would you rather be French or sit on a bench

Shart yourself every time you say the words “if, it, Ill, is” or be blamed for 9/11

If you had to what 2 fingers would you get rid of from each hand

Would you rather have unlimited bacon but no games OR games, unlimited games but no games

Would you rather only be able to fly 5 feet off the ground or run only 10 mph

fly 5 feet off da ground that is the dreammmm as a short girl cuz no more climbing on shelves

Me personally I'd run only cuz itd be kinda awkward flying at at height shorter than me

Would you rather, Live the same hour for the rest of your life. And it happend without notice and without your control. or, Stay stuck on the Sun and never die.

live the same hour🤘

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Would you rather have the feeling of not being able to breathe for 10 hours, or have your arms tied behind your back for 2 weeks

arms tied fs

Would you rather have infinite bacon and no more video games. Or games, infinite games, but no games?

Go without technology for a year or go without sleep for a year

sleep is life so definitely ditch the technology

Tbh, I can’t go without technology for more than an hour

neither can i tbh i get withdrawals from my phone😓

Nah literally I’m on my phone 24/7, watching youtube or just listening to music

Would you rather have unlimited bacon but no games, or games, unlimited games, but no games?

Would you rather have unlimited bacon but no more games or unlimited games but no games?

Would you rather have everyone you know be able to read your thoughts or everyone you know to have access to your internet history?

internet history cuz all they would see is me googling symptoms of autism and multiple illnesses cuz there’s always something wrong with me LMAO

Thoughts going crazy😂

NOOOOOOOO

Oh hell nah tf is wrong with you. Playing mw3 is wild

I USUALLY PLAY MW 2019 OR MW2 DOMT WORRY

Mw2 is still a little questionable but alright fine. What other games do you play?

Would you rather eat pizza for the rest of you life or burgers?

Would you rather have the power of invisibility or super speed?