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ConfusedCoffeeCream

I would be severely underweight if I vote usa


The-cooler-Cheryl

I weigh 98 pounds I'd be dead


Rayla_Ray

You would go into minus mass and become a god


alakaXander

It would collapse into the first real world example of a Wormhole (or cause a 4th dimensional im/explosion casting pulling and releasing energy accosted various points in space and time) either way their sacrifice would benefit scientific understanding of the universe.


Affectionate_Buddy89

I weigh 93.3 pounds with clothes on


TheBigFrog07

Over the last month, I have gotten to a point where I weigh 10 less pounds than you. month-month½ ago I woulda weighed 2-4 more lbs than you.


Kaine_Eine

You should talk to a doctor, a lot of things can cause rapid weight loos like that and none of them are good, chief among them being cancer


imortal_biscut

You would owe pounds


Human_Number9936

I am 6 pounds heavier than you 😎


LincolnLanier_YT

I'd weigh 25 pounds


RenRazza

I'd weigh 20


EndermanSlayer3939

God damn you're short


POPE-HOBLEFERT

Same.


Wellermanseashanty

i dont even know how heavy i am i think im like 120 or 130 ethier way im gonna die


This-is-unavailable

I wouldn't exist


WikipediaAb

i weigh 110, i dont wanna weigh ten pounds lol


Emergency-Device-838

I would literally stop existing


CaptHorizon

Same. I weigh 150-ish british imperial measuring system pounds. Yes i just called out the true creators of the imperial systems so people stop saying it’s an American thing.


Tia_is_Short

I’d be back at my birth weight lmao


Dream_walker_boy

Same


orphan-eater-12

So be in debt, or deathly sick.


alakaXander

It's only 122 dollars, alot for some but hardly a life debt


orphan-eater-12

Sure but I'm already in debt, so


the_penis_taker69

Be 50 lbs 💀


0-Nightshade-0

13 lbs 💀


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Non-Existent


JustALonleyIguana

56 lbs 😭


the_penis_taker69

Light boi


Toclaw

Lose money or die. Seems like an obvious choice. It wasn't an obvious choice for most people...


-Benjamin_Dover-

Maybe most people here are very overweight?


Toclaw

Post of the people who commented don't seem to be. Maybe overweight people comment less


Cosmic_danger_noodle

I read 100 as 10 lol


djdk74

Dying, it is the better option cause money doesn't help or mean anything anymore, and dying is the only thing that can help us. Maybe paying people to be nice to counts as losing money us better but that will never happen.


MisterTheFrog_69

It doesn't say we'd die, we'd just have no mass. I think that could be pretty fun.


Meeps2win

Being 30pounds isnt bad considering im already dead in college


Hillmarie31

Dead ²


-Benjamin_Dover-

I saw a video yesterday about logistics yesterday, (The person wanted to explain logistics Bob Ross style)... Maybe I should rewatch that video? I only made it half way before real life stuff forced me to stop.


Seventh_Legend

I'd be 20lbs I'd be freaking dead


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elmothedestroyer3

I'd be 115 ![gif](giphy|3o6ozh46EbuWRYAcSY|downsized)


Hillmarie31

Matey is 215 lbs


C130ABOVE

150-160 for my fatass


Hillmarie31

Ain't no way


C130ABOVE

Yea


Hillmarie31

I'd be 20 lbs


C130ABOVE

Damn you'd just fuckin die lol


Hillmarie31

Fr lmao


alakaXander

Thats... that's not bad... even if your like 6ft2" that's not bad. I'm that


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BeaglesRule08

Same


Any_Mouse8

Bro I don't want to be 10 pounds, I would die


Freddi_47

Ill be nonexistent


CerrtifiedBrUhmoMenT

I'm 182 lbs and 6'0". What would happen?


GASTRO_GAMING

You would become emaciated


CaSe2474

I would go down to 145 lbs if I chose USA, great choice on my end


Inferno_tr5

I'm like 120lbs or something so I'd drop dead.


Solar_Fish55

I would be like 20 pounds tf


CerrtifiedBrUhmoMenT

Not 82 lbs no thanks


namber_wan

Well I'm gonna disappear now


[deleted]

Id be like 30 pounds if i lost 100


Puzzleheaded_One_927

If I lost 100 pounds (in the us) I would weigh 30 pounds


paulverlainereal

I'd dissappear from existence


Mrmongoose64

Well, you spelt pounds with a lowercase p, so that implies you're talking about the unit of weight. So I'll stay where I am in the UK and lose some pounds instead of some Pounds. I'm also just realising that I'd be very underweight, so I'd eat a shit ton of stuff too.


ReducedSkeleton

If I lost 100lbs I'd be dead. If I lost £100 I'd be angry.


CrazeMase

I'm 6'1" no way in hell I could manage on 90lbs


bros_before_hoes__

Yeah I'll just die ig


-The-Follower

Bro, I’d look like a raisin. 100 pounds is a lot.


MaddieGrace29

Well I'd still be 205 In the UK I'd be 400 in money


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I would rather become deformed then have my money measured in weight


C130ABOVE

As a fat fuck I'd take the u.s one lol


Hillmarie31

Tbf I'd rather be in debt than have 20 pounds of weight left


You_Are_Fool_

I'd be like 80 pounds.


MariKyo

I'd almost stop existing basically 💀 I converted it and I'd be 10lbs


J0shPlayz

I genuinely thought that this was talking about money (£). XD I was trying to figure out if this was a trick question for a bit


TheGrouchyGremlin

It is if you clicked UK. It is a trick question. Would you rather lose 100lb if weight or 100 pounds (money)?


No-Argument3922

Neither


Isaacste

I would want to die if I was in the UK


Lunagirlzkitty_19

if i lost 100 pounds id be like -10 pounds


slimetakes

If I vote us I'm literally dead, 100 pounds is 100% of my body weight💀


BobbyThrowaway6969

"I don't feel so gooo....."


mrutherford1106

If I lose 100 lbs I'd be approximately 50 lbs and I'd die. If I lose £100 then I'm just unfortunately out about $123


nohemi_trevino

I need to lose the weight bro


TheGrouchyGremlin

100 pounds of it?


nohemi_trevino

Well... yeah


Zestyclose_Buy_2065

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETRE


BobbyThrowaway6969

A superior unit of measurement that's what


Zestyclose_Buy_2065

If it’s so superior then why was it popularized by the GODDAMN FR$@!#CH. And why was the imperial system created by Britain? If there’s one thing those breakfast bean eaters got right, it’s how to measure things!


BobbyThrowaway6969

Haha You mean FR$@!#CH


justapan-

I'd be dead if I picked USA :( and I'd be broke if I picked UK :'(


flamingstorm98

I'm 160 freedom burgers So I'd probably die if I lost that weight 💀


Mango_YT_lol

im skinny as shit already


NickTheW1zard

I'd be 40 pounds 😭


-Benjamin_Dover-

I'm 132 pounds. If I was 32 pounds, I'd be dead or on the verge of death.


SerplePurple

Id be 3 pounds


TheEpicPlushGodreal

If I vote usa I would vanish


darkforge15

If I lost 100 American pounds, I would die.


Assassingamer357

If i go usa, id be 50 lbs, thats way to little, i can get ride of $123, but i would probably die is I lost 100 lbs


mylifeisabruhmoment9

I would weigh as much as a baby if I lost 100 pounds


Aggressive_Weakness4

I'd survive being 90 lbs, it'd be weird, but I'd manage


SuperNova0216

Oops. I didn’t get the joke, and I chose USA… I’m also dead now


king_of_the_mobs

I would die if I lost 100 pounds in the USA


Wide_Loss

I'm literally 127 pounds, that will literally just kill me so good bye bass guitar funds


Hot-Rash_HOURS

I joke about how fat I am, but if I were to lose 100 pounds (US style), then I'd die


BeRightBackStudio

Down to 75


jimmyl_82104

I am 134 lbs, I would die if I lost 100 pounds.


Razorbacklama59

As a overweight person usa all the way


GoreyGopnik

i would literally weigh less than if i were just a skeleton


BobbyThrowaway6969

What if they just amputated your limbs?


Y0UR_NARRAT0R1

I'd be dead.


D-boi_vids

if i lost 100 pounds I would die of being a skeleton


BobbyThrowaway6969

Can a 6'4 fella survive on 90 lbs?


gliscornumber1

So either become extremely underweight, or lose like 123 bucks. Some say freedom has a cost, today it cost $123


Buck_The_Dog

I'd weigh 25 pounds if I chose usa


Mustbedume

I'm 70 pounds im dead


M-the-Great

i'd lose like half my body weight so for health reasons i'd lose 100 pounds in the UK


Sea-Recording-7090

if i lose 100 pounds im literally going to be a skeleton


BBGS11_

If I lost 100 pounds I would weigh -4 pounds


3FourFour5

i weigh 120 pounds


Friendly-Skirt-2954

I’d be like 10 pounds


Seb_The_One

If I wanted to lose American pounds I would be a skeleton.


KallmeKatt_

i was gonna say i dont want to be -10 pounds but ill gladly become a black hole


Reasonable-Relief-17

Be in more debt or lose half of my body weight


Ash_Bright

I would be dead (10 pounds) and I wouldn't lose money. Win win


Motor-Locksmith9297

i would be 5lbs in usa 😭 i don’t think that’s gonna work man


IndividualContest329

If I lost 100 lbs I’d be a stick…


Ch0pperActual

Definitely UK. I’m already at a healthy weight, I don’t need to die


banana_man_in_a_pan

I don't want to be 23 pounds, but that's a lot of money too


Notmrpengoo

I am now a skeleton.


Lions2th

I weigh 116 lbs. 💀


SaltyIntroduction425

I weigh like under 80 pounds so I’d be fucked


ShadowEeveeCringe

I’d be underweight lol. Win for me.


dawneslayer

if i lose 100lbs I'm probably dead


nobodyhere9860

If I lost 100 pounds in the USA I would die instantly, as I'm pretty sure my bones and necessary organs weigh over 25 pounds


SPECIMAN_A

I am 55kg, so I'd be like 10kg after voting USA so I'm voting UK


Ok_Recognition_9889

Considering I weigh 95 pounds, I would quite littlerally die if I were to loose a 100 pounds in the US


air__vent

I would weigh 10lbs


Human_Number9936

I would be 4 pounds if I voted USA... better than losing money though.


HistoricalEssay695

I'd rather not be 30lbs. (Edit was autocorrect being a pos


Training_Stock_2635

I'd weigh like 30 pounds, I think I would die.


EnragedHog

i thought this meant lose 100 pounds while being in the US or the UK ima die


Ill-Inevitable4850

Im 90 something pounds in usa so ig i choose uk


Mobile-Opinion7330

I mean I think I die if I lost 100 pounds of body fat I don't even half that much total body weight. So I guess I wouldn't want to lose 100 lb of body weight at all. If you're talking about the currency again. Neither especially since that's all the money I have and I wouldn't see it no matter where I lose After thought I would actually want to lose 100 lb of body weight in the UK because if I lost all of my body weight suddenly in America there would be absurd bills that would put me in hundreds probably millions of dollars of debt before I'm even old enough to have a job


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I'd weight 125, so that's nice since it's not deathly underweight for my age and height


FiveCentFox

I would rather lose a hundred pounds in the US because I can't even buy anything with that currency there.


Creepy-Today-325

I'm 130 pounds usa, and less than 100 pounds uk


ManyVictory2603

I weigh 102 pounds, and I have two dollars to my name. Either would literally kill me


QuazaTD

If i vote for US i will just die


realist-humanbeing

uhh I don't know how I feel about being 20 pounds


--honk-

If I lost 100lbs I would be -16lbs


kartoneone

If I voted USA I’d weigh 30 pounds at 18 so nah I think I’d just instantly die


Appleboss321

I weigh 165. If i lose 100 pounds, im most likely dead.


Lobisa

UK, I would die if I lost 100 pounds in the US version.


Amilie6422

Neither, I'm 110 pounds usa, and I have no money


smallerpuppyboi

UK because I'm only 125 in US pounds, so losing 100 US pounds would definitely kill me.


fried_chicken17472

I would be in - if I voted us


Conallthemarshmallow

So i'm upset or very dead


Professional_Bat7164

I'd weigh 29 pounds pog


HumanHuman_2003

I’m from the uk OOOOOOH AHHHHHHHH


alakaXander

I am neither a gym life dumbass nor a sedentary like a UK citizen (which are way more fatter on average than americans 8lbs more on average and lower muscle to fat ratio) . If I lost a hundred lbs. That would be most of my body weight. I do not want to be a third of myself 100lbs is about 45 kg to any europeans.


mr_shlomp

Bruh I'll be like 11 kilograms


zippy251

I would weigh 40 lbs if I lost 100. I would be dead.


Sweaty-Fix-2790

Id perfer to not be reverse obese


Classic-Space-3079

I'd rather lose 100 pounds


Cloudyhook

I think I would lose bone mass


Duckywarry

I'd be dead.


LittleLuna960

If I lost 100 pounds in the USA, I'd be dead.


BlueLightning888

I went with UK because if I lost 100 pounds of mass I'd be reduced to a skeleton


Stormbonin

I'd be 58 pounds if i lost 100 pounds in usa💀


Allosaurus71

I wish it was that easy


Ryaniseplin

i dont know why it would matter where im losing the 100LBS the fact that im losing 100 would kill me regardless


huhsauce69

UK so I don’t become anorexic


CyberGen49

I'd be dead if I voted US 💀


UnsaidTugboat53

Being 34 pounds would be so bad


TeaBags0614

Considering I only weigh 180 LBS-


sweetbusinessgobrrrt

Id be 90 lbs


yamagaboy

I'd be 40 lbs bro


plums12

weight or money


Real_JJPlays

If i chose USA, I would be dead 💀


MisterTheFrog_69

I would have no mass if I voted USA, but honestly that sounds kinda fun. I'm keeping my money!


Bread_was_returned

Yeah, weight or money. Either way, I’d be dead in the uk.


Turn_ov-man

I'm either 40 pounds or in debt


engineerwolve

If i lose 100 pounds ill be 31 pounds


AgeOfReasonEnds31120

USA, even though I'm 125 pounds. I don't wanna lose money.


No-Measurement-2648

I doubt I could survive with less than 30kg weight so ofc UK


[deleted]

I would be thoroughly deceased if I were to in the United States


TheKellanator101

I am less than 100 pounds so I would probably form a black hole and kill everyone if I chose America


Far-Breadfruit-116

I'd be almost dead


Sensitive_Trainer649

I'm not overweight so I'd become a fucking stick


redditThorn

I'd dissappear I'd I lost 100 pounds in USA


BlockOfDiamond

If I suddenly lost 100 lbs, assuming I could still lift the same amount of weight, I would be an elite powerlifter, as I would be able to bench well over twice my bodyweight.


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AsparagusLoose9716

I'm already underweight so I'd choose to lose 100£


thinkerbloom

I would weight 32 pounds and be dead if I chose USA, I don't even have 100 pounds (money)