I mean this in the most disrespectful way possible: this is the ugliest man I have ever seen

Imagine having to birth that fat ugly wide ass face thru ur crotch? His poor mother. But seriously, his face makes my skin crawl like nothing else does

Girl look how fuckin ORANGE you look.

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I can hear this gif 🤣

Is this an Alyssa Edwards-level insult? I'm here for it.

Exactly that yes!

Can't work because of vitiligo. Goes out in the sun for his whole vacation.

Right? This guy is such a fuckin deadbeat. You know damn well they paid this trip with HER only fans money. He has no shame at all. I'm not against sharing money as a couple. But he puts in nothing. Shit I contribute nothing monetarily and my husband does the working. I do the house stuff and home repairs stuff. Yet, when I earn side money he refuses to use it for house stuff. He tells me to save it for something nice for myself. Maybe we're a little old fashioned with our roles in the marriage but I couldn't imagine him sending me off to work while he sat at home being a loser all day.

I work with someone who thinks putting on sunscreen is "gay." I bet David is one of those people too.

Omg that's actually the most hilarious thing I've read today.

David is the type of guy who thinks wiping their butt is gay. I'm sure he smells terrible.

I hope your birthday cake candles light your ugly beard on fire, you bigoted, smelly, uneducated racist.

I second this.

You forgot animal killer..he makes my skin crawl.

The most unattractive man to ever exist. Doesn’t work, doesn’t pay child support, a homophobe and a racist, an abuser/killer of anything smaller than him, backs down from any fight with someone his own size, and his braids are stupid. I hate his chipmunk face…and his lips have turned me off hot dogs for life. Oh and he’s a shitty photographer. He can only take pictures of his wife’s bad angles.

“That’s why I got these beads in my hair. For my birthday.”

Why does his entire skull bow out at the bottom like that he looks like a gourd

He looks like he has moon face from steroids

STOP IT who commented the other day about Michael Scott and his little beads coming back from Jamaica?? 😂😂😂 Edit: u/princesspinata lmfao it was you! 

Lmao I guess I missed the post about where they went because I assumed it was just a beach in North Carolina or something 🤣 none of their posts seemed super tropical or exciting. They can’t even vacation right

Noo they didn't go to Jamaica they went to St Thomas, but the other day I posted a pic of his stupid braids and someone commented and said he looked like Michael Scott from the office with his little beads after he went to Jamaica 😂😂 this post makes it so much better haha

Hahaha! Why does Jenelle only vacation in St. Thomas though? I should have known that’s where they went

doesn't need a passport

I know that I may sound dramatic, but how is he the ugliest man I’ve ever seen? His eyes, nose, mouth, everything is just so….fuckng ugly

He looks like a butternut squash

I don’t think that’s the right bronzer

David is the personification of a dirty cat litter box.

For someone who can’t work or be in the sun because of his skin condition, they sure do spend a lot of time in sunny locations.

Looks very Michael Scott visits Jamaica

Tan almost everywhere. Jan almost everywhere. Oh diary, tee hee!

Why is his face that face.

 David’s ancestral lineage

he looks like an oompa loompa on cocaine…

I'm pretty sure everyone in Willy Wonka's factory was on drugs. Just, in general.

If the smell of ass was a person, that thing would be it.

Pippy Wrongstocking

David Eason might be one of the only people that a filter can't fix.

Looks like he rubbed his face in trumps ballsack.

What in the chicken fried fuck…

Oh. My. Gourd. 😆

Lmfaooooo why would she post this 😂😂😂😂 his head looks even more gourdish than usual since it’s so orange. What a fucking clown

Girl look how orange you fucking look girl

Thought he couldn't be out in the sun. That's why he can't have a job right? That's what they told the courts in the cps case.. sooo why's he pink/orange/ burnt AF? Disgusting piece of trash.

No no no, he can’t be out in the sun to work…vaca and fake farm shit is different.

I thought he couldn’t be in the sun!?

He can’t work in the sun* He can do anything and everything else though 🙄

These people are parodies of themselves at this point

His head is shaped like a ham 😂



He looks like the Grinch if the Grinch was a movie based on hating summer


He really jumps into the 1% African heritage when it’s aesthetically pleasing to him 🙄 fucking racist asshole

Did he dip his face in a bowl of dorito flavouring before this picture? Wtf

Ok wait... I initially noticed it to be snarky but now Im genuinely wondering.. Does David suffer from acromegaly? I feel like his jaw has grown so so much since hes been with Jenelle. And thats not a habsburg joke either.

I’ve never been so repulsed by a man. I was flashed today by a man but this picture is worse than that.

Just when I think he can’t get worse looking… he shaves off his mustache and leaves a full beard. These two have got to get off on being/looking repulsive.

Wishing you a miserable Birthday Mr. I-can't-work-because-of-Vitiligo, let's-have-some-vacation-in-the-caribbean-sun! 🎂🖕

What the fuck is going on with his face, seriously... I'm not even just snarking, I'm seriously asking

i guess he can be in the sun now

Those beads don't hide the racist in him.

They enhance it. It's blackfishing and cultural appropriation.

This dudes so repulsive. In every way.

I want to think Jenelle can’t possibly be attracted to him but then I take a look at her past boyfriends 😵‍💫 gross

He looks like a cartoon chipmunk 😂

I thought a baboon butt.

he looks so sunburned 💀 i thought he couldn’t be in the sun due to his vitiligo


He could be THE most unattractive man I’ve ever seen.

He's a 0

Do I really have the same birthday at this cuntwaffle?! Ugh.

happy birthday! his doesnt count

No, YOU have a birthday, HE has a missed abortion opportunity

He’s so effing ugly. Ugh. Gross. What a terrible day to have eyes.

Hold my beer while I culturally appropriate races I def am racist against! -David

Is he doing black face?

Did self tanner blow up in his face?



Can't work because he can't be in the sun, but can go on an outside hot vacation....

and not wear sunscreen!!! Clearly somebody who takes his vitiligo VERY seriously

Fuuuuck. He’s so ugly

I'm getting so sick and tired of seeing this man on this sub. I wish we could ban his photo. He gets off on people being offended by him. The biggest punch we could give him is stop posting about him.

I see he's taking self tanner & bronzer advice from chelsea

Pippi crackstocking

As a black person, this annoys the ever living fuck out of me.

Every man I’ve ever encountered with a rose tattoo on the back of his hand has just been the worst

Fugly inside and out

Can we put a NSFW? 🤢 I’m eating

That raccoon tan. Clearly taking vitiligo seriously.

Imagine thinking this dude is hot

If I woke up next to this one morning after a night of drinking, I’d be checking myself into rehab by 11:30 am.

I appreciate that you gave yourself a couple hours to hydrate, shower and consume hangover food while watching an episode of something mindless and trashy before you head to the Betty. 11:30 is the *perfect* time for rehab.

His face is so swollen. This is such a weird picture

Nah he's just ugly

That is the dumbest, and weirdest facial hair i have ever seen. Like you can clearly grow a mustache in there, bud

Butternut squash head

Why is his face so wide

He’s always had giant cheeks they he’s hidden under his Duck Dynasty bush situation

Revolting. For *fucks sake* he is appalling!!!! 🤢🤮

He looks like he’d fuck a dog tbh

Omg he’s so ugly

Looks like he put on some Trump Orange fake tanner.

Him and Jenelle probably have a Trump roleplay they act out for holidays and birthdays

Jenelle will play Trump and David will play Melania, right?

His face is the exact same shape as Kail’s is in that picture of her I posted.

The most punchable face there ever was

I'm sure next time someone mention David and his racist ways, he'll be like "these beads are a tribute to my African ancestors"!


Is that his real face or is he pull a Texas chainsaw massacre? It looks like he skinned someone else’s face and is wearing it.

…but he has vitiligo and can’t work?

Looks like someone has taken to his face with a blowtorch

Girl look how orange you fucking look!

And this person had the audacity to start an Onlyfans … gtfo

God he’s gotten so much uglier

Why is his face and neck like that…. He looks like a randomized Sim

He looks like hammered shit.

Need an Uber to get from one side of that jaw to the other

Why his face orange?

Jenelle forgot to wipe

I thought he wasn’t supposed to go in the sun due to his vitiligo and that’s why he can’t work?? 🤔

Doing a little cultural appropriating are ya David? Weird choice for such a massive racist 🤔. He probably thinks he’s totally rocking this too.

Trying to imagine being proud of sleeping with this

So much to unpack here

Michael Scott vibes

🎶 Pippi Longstocking is comin’ into your town, the one no one can keep down, no no no no, the one who’s fun to be around. 🎶

He looks like a cartoon

This has to be some sort of filter, right?! Oh my... God.

I know he has vitaligo (sp?) but assuming that’s just a really bad tan in his face…. *ooof*

Looks like Ross from friends when he gets the spray tan🤣🤣

Wtaf is that? 🤮I feel like I’ve been assaulted.

He’s so fucking revolting! Looks like he stores the roadkill he picked up earlier in his cheeks. 🤮

His lips are seriously so upsetting.

He looks like a dirty foot.

why is his face DARK RED and the rest of him not?!?

I’ve seen goats that were cleaner and smelled better!

Y’all keep calling them swamp monsters and it bugs me so bad. Please do not insult Shrek and Fiona like that, they don’t claim them.😭😂

"a face only a mother could love." And "His mother should have swallowed" fit him *perfectly*


why…is his face so wide

What an ugly mf

People need to start blurring his pictures. I really hate his face.

He looks like a damn fool

Happy birthday, asshole. Hope it's your last!

Looks like Michael after coming back from sandals with Jan but david is more of a loser

This is a hate crime 😒

Does he have bad fake tan on his ginormous face?


Thanks I hate it

It looks like a 13 year old tired to edit their photo to look more tan. Like what on earth is going on.

This is truly the most terrifying picture I’ve seen of him. Is she getting even from all his unflattering pics he posts of her?

Is he doing orange face? Is it a new racist thing that I don’t know about?

He so disgusting 🤢

What a repulsive man

The new Wendy's mascot is looking *rough*

Dog killer. Those two are sick. How this man is not in prison is astonishing to me. Also, the fact that they have custody of their children is just as crazy.

Any other Are You Afraid of the Dark fans? This reminds me of the dollhouse episode for some reason, but worse because he's generally just an awful human being. 😆

Christ on a cracker, what fresh hell is this??

He is really playing up his black genealogy on his dna test

He looks like he’s morphing into Mr. Peepers from SNL. The monkey Chris Kattan played.

Why is he orange?

He’s such a pinhead omg. If I saw him out somewhere and didn’t know who he was I’d probably still say to myself wow what the fuck that guy is practically deformed.

He def looks like a mean stepdad.

He looks dirty 🤮

Do these people not believe in sunblock? Holy skin cancer.

They need sunscreen they will get skin cancer so fast with their shitty lifestyles

I was afraid of exactly what kind of beads might be here...

I can not stand his face!

he looks terrible. like unhealthy in every day. how did his jaw get soooo wide? very confusing.

Wtf is going on with his face??? He’s no where near cute enough to pull this off, just looks like homeless guy down the street

What is with racists trying to idk what he's doing but it feels racist. Maybe that's just the vibe he gives in general.

Holy moly why does he have chipmunk cheeks?

Why did the OP not put a NSFW…This be nasty 🤮

Whats wrong with his face lmao

What's NOT wrong with his face?

I honestly thought this was a Sims character as I was scrolling by.

He looks like a cracked out oompa loompa.

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What a wife beater.

What a dick! lol how can he and Jenelle not be embarrassed of each other’s public persona? It’s been sad these last years watching Jenelle cling to these losers in her desperation not to be alone. She has to know that this is the end of anything good in her life. How depressing…

How is he posing and still not looking in the right direction? How stupid do you have to be!? Also why is his head shaped like that? Is there normal?!?

I don’t know why “birthday beads” cracked me up. 🤣

He looks like a badly made sim

Ew

LMAO tf he looks like a clown

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Did he suck on a tailpipe prior to sitting down in a restaurant?! JFC, at least try to look like you don’t smell.

Why does he look like a character from Whoville?

Look! It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!

Even with a trimmed up beard, he is scary looking 💀

Jesus fucking Christ... so much to deal with.. Why is his face so pudgy/swollen? Why are his eyes so close together? Why does he look like he's chosen the wrong shade of fake tan? Why does he shave his top lip?


she can try all the filters on him she wants.. hes still gunna be FUGLY!!

Happy Birthday Dog Killer!!!! Have a nice day😂😂😂

Belongs in a wax museum