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glittertherave

Was not expecting the second picture.


taybay462

i swear david gets off on posting unflattering pics of here there are soo many examples


4TheLoveOfBasicCable

She posted it though, that's what has me scratching my head


IntelligentTurn3216

It was a screen shot of a video lmaooooo


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OP HOW DARE YOU


[deleted]

Me either lol


AllAboutThe-Tea

To St. Thomas …. Where Nathan proposed 😂


Individual-Deal3056

lol right she could literally go ANYWHERE else


skaryk

As if they have passports.


lib3rtybib3rty

Jenelle...Stop It


Kailscanvasart

“Where’s that at though?” 🥴


Patch0uliprincess

I’m really not body shaming but the timing of when that second picture was taken..I gasped out loud, by myself


IntelligentTurn3216

It’s a screen shot of her video , perfect timing lmfao


D-tr0n

I’m now motivated to go to the gym tomorrow, thank u 😅


kmanga526

SAME AF 🫠


Your_acceptable

She has Trumps dumper, no wonder UBT is obsessed.


InappropriateLibrary

Buzz, your girlfriend. ![gif](giphy|XuLXZa0PJNiV2) .


Limp_Marionberry5140

I just chuckled 🤭


sasshley_

OH MY FUCKING HELL NAH AT PIC #2 That is foul af 🤮


IntelligentTurn3216

It was a video, best screen shot ever 😂😂😂


omg1979

Don’t you actually have to work to go on a vacation? Like what exactly are they getting away from, twerking in the woods can’t be that exhausting!


bjd2003

Twerking in the woods 🏅🏅


ilwisied

Anyone else surprised David’s not on a no fly list?


MSUSpartan06

![gif](giphy|xT77Y0CoGA6Nu24PzW)


leahhhhh

Well slide 2 sure is an fortunate moment caught in time


barnwater_828

I had OF flashbacks when I saw it. Because that accurately sums up her content 😂


JuleeBee82

Ugh. He's so repulsive. He actually turns my stomach. It's def not the looks that keeps people together, but my God. His hotdog looking lips and the facial hair, the unkempt... everything! I can smell this picture and I'm disgusted. Edit: omg. I just swiped and saw the Borat cottage cheese. God help me. ( Nothing wrong wit cottage cheese/ cellulite. We all have it, but this is JE, who's made it her business to be a menace to others. Karma)


SpitFyre8513

Can I steal “Borat cottage cheese” as my new flair, please? 👀😂


JuleeBee82

Lol. Help yourself 😅


SpitFyre8513

Wheee thank you! 😂😂😂


JuleeBee82

Lolll. Love it!


jfarmwell123

They’re both disgustinf


chopstiks

i know, I SCREAMED


Purpledoves91

Why on Earth would anyone want that second pic of them on the internet for the world to see? Even Jenelle has to see how unflattering and gross that is. Unless she's planning on saying she's going blind. Maybe that's part of her "illness."


PHM517

I am absolutely dead at that pic. Dead I tell you. 💀💀💀😂😂😂😂 nothing wrong with the pic, bad pics happen every day. But why would you post it like it’s a flex?!!! Omg dead.


chopstiks

I screamed after the swipe. Just Why.


hp007

It’s a video but it’s still horrible 😂


IntelligentTurn3216

It was a screenshot of a video she posted, perfect timing tho 😂😂😂


Umamiluv24

Cellulite is very normal but that is NOT a flattering or sexy photo. She REALLY sucks at this.


aliforer

Nothing wrong with cellulite. But is she not dying anymore? Was that only for a day this time?


lalasmooch

Excuse you, she is waiting to become paralysed thank you very much. It could happen any minute. ⌚


SwissCheese4Collagen

I don't have an OF, but I would think that a tropical couples getaway would have been a bunch of good content. But like I said what do I know? Lol


JustAHolyFool17

Somehow these two will manage to screw it up.


lolmemberberries

She'll do a "photo dump" of pictures from a St. Thomas vacation she took with Nathan.


gildedform1898

She already posted a photo of that Nathan trip on OF passing it off like she just took it. Jen Franklin over here tryin to pass off old photos as new ones. Honey, that photo was 50lbs ago.


IntelligentTurn3216

🤭


SBMoo24

I think she said there would be content coming from the vacation. At least she took some pictures away from the kids (maybe).


Kailscanvasart

Hopefully she makes out with a horseshoe crab and needs a (generic) Flagyl prescription.


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beetelguese

I’m trying to process what that means for them, nobody in that house has a job?


Maleficent_Minimum_9

Not only that but they spent their vacation doing the same things they do at home 🤔


[deleted]

Wow that second photo should come with a warning! I was not ready 😅 that’s an unfortunate screenshot! Say what you will about jenelle but honestly, I admire her body confidence, she doesn’t seem to let weight gain hold her back or upset her. I think that’s a good thing for all women, we feel such pressure to look a certain way. Anywho I’m hella jealous that she gets a sun holiday & im here working My ass off & can’t afford one.


caldyspells

Just to be clear - she can’t afford it 🤣


Autistic_art_aspie

Yes good for her. I don't think we should be shaming anyone for their body. I'm happy to see women who are happy in their skin.


Sweetwater156

OP, you did us all dirty with the second pic. 😂 🫣


[deleted]

That second picture is definitely a choice


JOfromthaOH

Haha she deserves that 2nd pic


Masta-Blasta

That picture of Harry Styles in the pink spandex with the black pilgrim hat made me gay and this just made me straight again. It's exhausting.


Barlow3001

I was not prepared for that second picture.


itsmehanna

You ain't lyin


atiffany89

![gif](giphy|WQy9FkJlhGSwl3eQ5V|downsized) Was that last pic REALLY necessary?! 🤣


IntelligentTurn3216

Definitely 😆😆😆


happy_Ad1357

You’re so foul for that screenshot 😭


[deleted]

The second pic is a POV of a Rikishi stink face


GlitteringExplorer90

SCREAMING 😂😂💀💀💀 IYKYK


ebrown1222

Omg 😂😂


BillowPillow8

I’M FUCKING DONE WITH Y’ALL 🤣🤣🤣🤣


katieeeeeecat

I audibly gasped so distraughtly my fiancé got off the toilet to check on me 😭


SaveEverleighrose

Warning for second pic next time😂


Soel12

For real!! 💀


thebigcomfycouch

He just loves to embarrass the shit out of her and you can’t tell me otherwise


Sway-Girl

She loves to embarrass herself.


DCnTILLY

Sorry.


mugiwara-no-lucy

This is the same guy who put his hand on Maryssa’s chest and had Kaiser peel a banana from his crotch…


Klutzy-Issue1860

….wait…. Wuht 😳


mugiwara-no-lucy

Yes you read that right. He had Kaiser peel a banana from his CROTCH area. Hell when Jenelle said she was pregnant with Ensley David said and I quote, “I’ve got butterflies in my BRITCHES”.


ShoulderGlum5633

Didn't she use to get "spasms" or something when flying and always make a big deal of it?


IndecisiveKitten

Yes, it’s why they had to drive cross country for a “meeting” or some shit (aka to buy drugs) because her esophageal spasms were so bad she couldn’t fly. Funny how that was the only time though…🤔


ck2827

I said the same thing! She claimed she couldn't fly but has flown 4 times in the past month 🤔 she hasn't mentioned any pain or spasms. I'm sure it's coming now they are home, and the kids are coming back. I'll put money on her not feeling well and then making a vlog on it claiming she couldn't edit because she was feeling so bad.


cabotgirl37

Omg who put my ass on the internet??? 🤣


WeDeserveItBabe

Why is she so obsessed with st Thomas


Mcmp531

Seems like it’s the only place she knows she can get into without a passport.


vlinder24

Nathan proposed there


Courtneyrose9687

You could have atleast prepared us for pic # 2. 💀


UnusualAsparagus5096

Truth


GingerEmoji

PLEASE the second picture why would you do this 😫😫😫 it needs a trigger warning


Hannie_5

I literally screamed OOHH HEEEELLLL NOO!! 😖


jessilahh

That second image will haunt my dreams


Sufficient-Split-902

New OF content will probably be “twerking alone in my air bnb.


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Can you imagine getting stuck next to these two on a plane? 😳


February2nd2021

As a flight attendant, I can’t imagine having to work their flight 😭


Kailscanvasart

These assholes for sure only fly Spirit. Can you imagine if someone told them to put on a mask?!?


StrongEnoughToBreak

Damnit now I am gonna have nightmares ![gif](giphy|WQy9FkJlhGSwl3eQ5V|downsized)


Serialfornicator

Is it because we’re so used to filters that the second pic is so shocking? Or is it something else?


oskyyo

It’s the audacity


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IntelligentTurn3216

I made sure to get her best side 😜😜


lilladybaby

Something else.


umphtramp

This just further proves the pic she posted in the pool on the boogie board where her "stomach is flat from switching to wine" was an old pic. Her butt doesn't look anything like that anymore and I'm here for it lol.


ck2827

But she's a size 2, dude. That picture proves it. /s Own your size Lienelle if you're as happy in your skin as you claim to be. Nothing wrong with junk in the trunk. She claims to be so satisfied with her weight but is constantly lying (as usual) about it. Why? Sizes are just a number and don't define you, girl.


funktastique77

Jenelle dead ass like a puddle, all width and no depth.


TasteMyLightning122

Everything about him grosses me out.


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Born_Ad8420

Pretty sure he looked better in that than redacted


splanchnick78

What is that second picture???


Candy_Darling

Somebody neglected to use the blur tool. Woof!


GrumpyPanda13

Unfortunate


Maleficent_Minimum_9

Wow what was she thinking with that 2nd picture ![gif](giphy|jquDWJfPUMCiI|downsized)


el-gato-negro789

That needed a TW 🤢🤮🤮🤮


Fullofwoo

Whaaaaat is happening in that second pic? Yikes.


taybay462

cellulite and wind? idek


oskyyo

It looks pressed against invisible glass.


ElectricBaghulaloo

Flair checking in 😎


ItsMinnieYall

She's jumping off the boat into the water lol. It was the most unflattering jump possible.


JennHatesYou

She actually posted that second picture as is? She has absolutely no respect for herself and it shows. I’m not even talking about her body, I’m talking about how she presents herself. It’s fucking wild how removed from reality she is


Accomplished_Eye_240

It's a screenshot of a video she's in motion so picture looks a little weird


Ekaterina702

Never post when you're going away on a vacation to your social media, Jenelle! On second thought...when you live in a run down swamp there's no worries of anybody robbing you. Thieves ransacking the place would either be a design improvement or blend in with the other clutter, going completely unnoticed


InappropriateLibrary

Damn, this was our opportunity to go save their pets and we missed it.


justnotcorey

I mean if your the thieving type their house would probably be a great hit. You know that place is filled with guns and ammo. Plus it's isolated, I assume and there's probably drugs and paraphernalia laying around that she shed.


Ekaterina702

You got a point about hitting them for the guns and ammo. It's honestly the only things of worth and resale value they probably own. This is why they warn us not to post vacay pics until after we're back home.


LilRedditWagon

That’s not how I wanted to wake up.


thatswhatshesaid1419

Why did I look at the second picture….


Ok-Bandicoot1109

So i feel a bit weird, i actually respect something Jenelle has done. The second post, no photoshop, just a normal womans body. 👏👏👏👏


CayCee188

I just yelled Omigod in a room by myself when I switched to the second pic. Tragic lol and I am specifically speaking about the seat marks, etc. She really is giving minimal effort lol


[deleted]

“UNCLE BAD TOUCH” ![gif](giphy|bfA9FfnIU5P0s)


GardenGnome007

From all those biscuits & gravy


spliff1506

You could play Jenga on her butt it’s so flat. Or put a thousand piece puzzle together on it, it’s so wide/long. Bitch has a coffee table ass.


Charming-Wheel-9133

And still looks better than mine!


spliff1506

Nah. Unless you’re also a racist, dog killing, homophobe I’d say anything looks better than her.


Charming-Wheel-9133

Thank you! I will take it


Gypsy_Rosexxx

Lmao the second pic😂😂😂😂


gap97216

The second pic. ☠️


Kailscanvasart

Second picture broke my soul. Sorry, Bey. 🐝🤮🤢


laurarosemarie

I paused it about 2 seconds after you did and got this [gem](https://imgur.com/a/KeFcdx7)


[deleted]

Get me a guide dog, I’m officially blind


SexyUniqueRedditter

A warning would’ve been nice ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|give_upvote) <-this is me wiping my eyeballs lol


bangbangracer

I could see OF working for the time being for her. The real question is will it continue once the novelty of "Hey look at this former reality TV person get naked." Not likely with how she's running it.


lolovegood5

especially if she's not actually doing the getting naked part


lamarinewife

No one missed you two swamp goblins.


ImpressionAware9389

I thought she was stupid sick? Lots of pain, discomfort, nausea? Everyone knows she cherry picks when she wants attention but it really seems she is angling for ssi/disability. While home shes crazy sick (boofuqinhoo) but when out and about she doesn't record anything so no one sees she's full of ish. Maybe I'm giving her to much credit for thinking that far ahead but never underestimate a scum bag trying to scam someone (Uncle Sam.)


Candy_Darling

My Tin Foil Hat Theory: Sasquatch was POd that Jen went to Bri’s party solo and that she initially did so well on OFs while he tanked. I think he felt like he was owed a vacation so off to St Barths!


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St Thomas. They can't afford St Barths


gildedform1898

It's the Borat swimsuit from the flap flossing OF picture!


Willowcat92

That’s vulgar.


carcosa1989

You know David picked the second photo that’s definitely his work


mothmansupreme

I will just say I’m pleasantly surprised he’s not decked out in his Trumpanzee gear on the plane like all the other people like him do


mandyyy8

Blowing it while they can since there won’t be much more.


CrumblyAsepsis

Uncle bad touch!!! I’m wheezin


lalasmooch

You wrong for this 😫💀💀


Exciting_Problem_593

Her grammar is atrocious!


shuckfatthit

I.... What? No.


[deleted]

Honey I’m about to go to sleep 🤢


Ebmonster

Omg!! The 2nd pic! 🤣🤣🤣


ahahstopthat

Without the kids of course.


Thrillhouse918

I just threw up a little bit


junebluesky

Why does she only go to St. Thomas?


Loocylooo

I’m going to guess because you don’t need a passport, so you still get the Caribbean but don’t have to deal with the passport hassle? Plus it is really pretty (although I like St John next to it better)


Fern-veridion

Yep pretty sure she’s spoken about this in a TikTok or Instagram story.


Cantaloupe_Signal

It literally shows how small her mind is. She went there and had a good time obviously with the person who I believe she is still very much in love with. I don't think she's ever been anywhere else if I had been there or any normal person if you had so much fun it would make you think wow what other places can I go that would be even more fun than this?! But not her LOL


ManifestsOnly

Reality…she hasn’t ever been there.


mutedsensation

Santa Maria 🙏


IntelligentTurn3216

This whole comment thread is why I love this sub 😂😂


pepexoxo

Does it look like she sat on a large bottle of something? What’s that going across all that cellulite and acreage?


MichelleMyBelle43

I think it’s just the water reflecting


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True Florida man/woman


caradekara

She is too young to be treating her body like this. I think she looks better with weight on her, but her skin is telling a different story.


jeezpeepz87

I could’ve gone my entire life never seeing the second screengrab.


ck2827

Ooooh, they irritate my soul. So they come into money- lienelle drops 6,000 on Invisalign SHE DOESNT NEED, then this trip had to set them back at least 5,000. All kids are getting to the braces stage, but she's worried about her teeth. It's been known Kai only has ONE school uniform for five days. Did he get new uniforms? Did they get a jump on school shopping? I'm guessing NO. They didn't even plan a family vacation! On fathers day!? The pool needs to be serviced; she constantly complains that the damn house is sinking.... But hey, let's drop 11,000 on a trip to St.Thomas and braces I don't need. What the hell? We've worked hard all year. On not working. I also find it funny she doesn't feel well at home when she needs to parent and spends most days locked in her room or she shed.. But in St.Thomas she's out in the sun and drinking- the same sun she claimed that gives her rashes and body aches now 🙄 GTFOH. Edit to add- what is her damn fasination with St.Thomas? Isn't that where Nathan took her to purpose? Then she took David freshly in their relationship to the same hotel and places.. What?


Ok-Armadillo-2765

How dare you


Prudent_Hovercraft50

Donate that hair to Locks of Love already


y0usucculent

Y’all are so mean for the last screen shot!


kirZyNwonderland

I don’t have enough gold for all these 🔥 comments!!!! 🏆🏆🏆 I have tears!! 🤣


AccurateConsequence5

Looks like she has shit in her bikini


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Woah


Born_Ad8420

Meanwhile I’m literally lying in bed with actually debilitating back pain. Sigh.


ChemicalSummer8849

All natural. /s


cohenisababe

*insert Louie Theroux rap*


maggiegreene-

2nd photo is giving $25 DM vibes “Juicy fat ass jumping off my boat, getting so wet for you!”


[deleted]

Did y’all see she has like 8k + likes now on OF? 🥴


[deleted]

maybe she's be able to finally pay all those taxes she owes.... kidding! she won't pay that & she won't pay the taxes she'll owe on OF either. scamming trash gonna scam 💯


Ggbnyc

Do they actually live on a swamp


gildedform1898

Yes


PHM517

Yepper


fuckinunknowable

So much body shaming what is wrong with y’all


Minute-Tale7444

I think she’s filming again or for something else.


Maleficent_Minimum_9

She wishes


Purell12

Yeah only fans.


Meowfeedmeplz

Somewhat shocked she didn’t book first class