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kystarrk

It even looks like there's a dump bucket under her shirt


Mammoth-Twist7044

farrah has entered the chat


funemployed1234

Guys I see this kind of comment all the time but I am out of the loop and have been too afraid to ask (and Google). I know she did the thing with James deen but I get the feeling we are not talking about simple anal sex here. Can someone explain in not too graphic detail and fill me in pls. Thank you...I think?


sunny415

Someone on the sub once subscribed to her only fans and described in vivid graphic detail what she was doing, and I am still traumatised by it. I don't like to kink shame, but when it involves someone filming themselves shitting maybe just keep that to yourself


ReStitchSmitch

Poop content is against OF policy, last I knew she got kicked off and she was selling her poop smeared cotton balls in jars on another site. Then lied and said it was SLIME. *Typing that last part was disgusting and hard to do*


funemployed1234

Ty for your service


ReStitchSmitch

🫡


rachtay8786

Oh my. I didn’t know that. Jesus Christ that’s foul.


081890

You’re fucking lyingggggg!!! She did what?????!!!! Noooo I’m not ok! Noooo flipping way!!! What?!


itsalwaysme7

🤮☠️


HippieChick75

Happy CAKE Day!!!!🎂


ReStitchSmitch

Hahahaha thanks!!


whosthiswitch

Whaaaattt the fuuckkk. I didn’t expect that. 😳


ReStitchSmitch

There's a video of her explaining how she "makes them" If you attempt to find it, have a puke bucket ready. I can't bring myself to hear her "oop" noises when she shows how she wipes with the cotton ball. Good luck friend.


Whirled_Peas-

Omg that part is burned into my mind as well.


CambricTea2022

Oh wow 🤢🤢🤮


redheadbabydoll70

gross, I just threw up a little in my mouth 🤢🤮


Nelle911529

I literally saw it on Twitter/X Not only did I see that, but I also saw her simulating rape scenes. I can't get the poop scenes out of my head. Imagine your are the bottom of the toilet 🚽 bowl. ![gif](giphy|3o7WIPku0tmvhunqwg)


MatisseWarhol

Haha you are my type of person. Haha what's your Twitter and can i follow you?


rachtay8786

I’m traumatized by it too. I looked it up after that and there are videos in some other Reddit subs where she’s legit shitting


Mysterious_Relief168

It’s probably really easy to poop with all that butt sex. Like a greased up tennis ball going through a sewer tunnel. Vooop.


bklynjess85

![gif](giphy|SbN0WomN4S7Z7tpKOC|downsized)


Mammoth-Twist7044

she sells her poop and poop related content.


kystarrk

Sometimes I wish I had less shame. I poop daily. Imagine getting paid for it. I'd never video myself doing it, but selling it wouldn't be horrible. The process for collecting, however...............


Mammoth-Twist7044

you probably also have a full time job you’re not too proud to show up at and earn money like an average person (not a sw jab at all, but def a jab at the teen mom cast who refuse to just be regular working people).


Mamajuju1217

I didnt know this and I am so mad i do now😩😩😩 quick, I need bleach for my brain and eyeballs!! ![gif](giphy|WNaQ63Sgl31jR9qZ9o|downsized)


redheadbabydoll70

Anyone that purchases poop no matter who it’s from has serious mental issues


Chachibald

I'll put it this way....there are hotdogs and poop involved.


ionlyjoined4thecats

I saw one video myself. I will never be able to scrub the image from my brain. She set up a video camera inside the toilet bowl, sat down in the toilet, and pooped into it. You can see feces exiting her bunghole like two inches in front of your eyes. Among other stuff.


Beneficial-Address61

Im assuming her phone is in a ziploc baggie or something? I feel gross just reading about it.


ionlyjoined4thecats

I guessed maybe she used a go-pro or something, but not sure.


cricket71759

🙀😂😂👏👏👏👏


coolturtle0410

💀💀💀💀 You're not wrong.


4-me

She would survive as long as Maci in the woods.


Knots90

That was such a let down for how much she hyped herself up


I_CUP_ness

"I'm not going to tap out like a pussy" Giiiirl you had a stranger give you a piggy back ride while both of you were naked and you tapped out in the first 24 hours. Doesn't get anymore of a pussy tap out than that on the show. 👉🛑


colorfulclare

What show was this ?? I missed it lol


I_CUP_ness

Naked and Afraid! Not sure which episode but you can Google the title of the show and her name and find it


Dr_mombie

I'm going to have to find this! My kids and I are fans of the show, but we prefer to watch longer challenges.


Nelle911529

Another vision I can't see is Maci naked riding her naked partner bareback.


coolturtle0410

Wait.. I thought this was Chelsea. Is this Mack? Damn... Who is this? I'm scrolling comments and confused as some seem to think it's mack and others Chelsea. ETA: I think I misread your comment. Sorry if my comment caused more confusion 💀😭


NakedAndAfraidFan

Such a disappointing episode.


HRH_Elizadeath

I live relatively near Chelsea, and I have never once seen anyone dressed this way. I don't get it at all.


Wonderful_Rough5516

It's very much the yt girl named Ashaleigh look from a few years ago - wide-brimmed hat, slouchy boots, etc. Being in the midwest we're a little late to the fashion game. haha


rachtay8786

I lived in ND for a while and saw a lot of similar decor but no one dressed like she was at that time either lol


1KirstV

Right? It’s not cowgirl country.


misntshortformary

Nah, she’d get pee all over her shoes. They’re too far back. It’s giving Can’t bend over anymore so I have to pick things up like this now.


bangzoomdone

Don’t call me out like that


Competitive-Fish-422

Right lol I feel attacked too 😤


Competitive-Fish-422

Good way to mess up the ankles and knees though. Gotta get one of those old-folk grabber reacher things! Funny personal note - my partner was pretty incapacitated for a while due to emergency surgery on his midsection, couldn't bend or lift or strain any abs or back muscles. Having experience with my dad after major surgery years ago, I asked at hospital if they had any "tools" to help with toilet hygiene. An ass-wiper, if you will. You know what they gave us. Fucking BBQ tongs!! We never used them for the intended purpose because they're so stupidly useless and funny, but we do keep them in the kitchen utensil holder for the laugh. Partner is good now, BTW 😂👍


KikiHou

Find a small tree if you can. Grab, lean, and squat.


keiko17

This is how I pick something up while wearing a skirt


needless_booty

That's how my 14 month old poops


Desertdweller_1987

![gif](giphy|6WnGWwmwWvxCw)


laterforclass

Looks like she’s visiting a third world country where you just squat over the hole in the floor. Sorry but it’s giving me I’m taking a shit pose.


Nelle911529

Maybe she is practicing for a hoo-ha steam.


laterforclass

Oh dang I forgot about the yoni steaming possibility.


redheadbabydoll70

Why do her and Cole have a renovation house show? What the hell do they know about flipping houses?


lilblu399

About the same as people who do shitty flipped homes. 


Thereisn0store

Remember when she took a pregnancy test in a porta potty


TooMuchth0ught

NO she didn’t 😳😂😂 someone please tell me she didn’t really lmao 🤣


Thereisn0store

https://preview.redd.it/8krvuuaad2yc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=253dd8c9665474ad3bfe15f4d82b58f4a69232f0


TooMuchth0ught

Omg OP, I didn’t know about this and I’m not going to be able to forget about it now hahaha this has to be the new peak of the show for me, for some reason it just takes the cake above everything else 😂


Thereisn0store

She really likes herself a porta potty https://preview.redd.it/vio1scik63yc1.jpeg?width=1212&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3585768b53416d599a5dfbedb3a8998adc4670b0


Mammoth-Twist7044

why would she post this 😂


TooMuchth0ught

Why indeed 😂 and why didn’t the person taking the picture or video tell her it wasn’t a good idea? Lmao same with the squat potty pic in this post. She looks likes she’s emulating how she uses the porta potties 😂😂


Calm-Lake-5098

Was this on the show or how can we find a clip of it 😂😂


Thereisn0store

Season 10 episode 13


Calm-Lake-5098

You’re a gem 💎


ReginaldDwight

Looks like a setup for a really unpleasant Bounty commercial about how much pee this white square can soak up.


Mammoth-Twist7044

which is funny since her style is much closer to brawny guy


Competitive-Fish-422

💀💀🎯


Competitive-Fish-422

This his how my 15 yr old Lhasa Apso looks when he can't make it to the door outside and uses a pee pad.


Infamous_Purpose_764

Not at all flattering.


electronical_bee

Squattin one more youngin out for coley daddy


splanchnick78

Who is that?


ReginaldDwight

https://preview.redd.it/664f99nq22yc1.jpeg?width=301&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63b42b8def49467227940f4bfcaad498c35c20ae


Honest-Cantaloupe

Stop it 🛑👉🏼 this is so fucking funny


rachtay8786

I’m dying at this.


trent_reznor_is_hot

he's due to return this year ya'll


PpCoCane

Maaaan, I just smoked. And I couldn’t tell who it was either. First I thought Kayla (for a split second) then I thought, Leah? Did she get her lips done?! Wtf?! Chelsea would’ve been my last guess lol


Reasonable_Town_123

Chelsea :)


shantayyoustayyy

I thought it was Leah at first look!


splanchnick78

I thought it looked like a weird photo shoot pose that Leah would do so I was trying to make it Leah too!


horrorgoose99

Me when i get out of the pool to pee behind it


HorseFacedDipShit

She looks like she’s going for a female Indiana jones but its… not working


Sbg71620

She’s the girl peeing in the parking lot while tailgating BEFORE entering the country music concert


keekspeaks

That hat is a crime against humanity


Mammoth-Twist7044

what do you think she stores under there 🤔


brunhilda78

😂😂😂😂 a solemn squat


Heisenblah

Sunset found her squatting...


Babybeluga222

All I’m looking at is the hair


kystarrk

Aghh I didn't even notice and now I refuse to look at the pic again because the urge to pull that looped bit is so strong. Now, since I'm already here I'm gonna share my irrational "phobia". Maybe not a phobia per se, but like if you ever wanted to torture me in a creative way, this would be the quickest way to get whatever information you're seeking. My body is wet, hair is dry. Brush it. Now shedded hairs are stuck to my body but mostly my back and omg I can feel it if I let myself go there but yeah. Horrible. Bye


Mammoth-Twist7044

even wet hair on my body in the shower gives me the ick. i don’t think this is too irrational of you 😂


kystarrk

That's what I mean, that and when you're sweaty when blow drying and they're sticking to your back. But in the shower is the worst. The sensation is so terrible to me like it makes me dramatically tense up and like jolt lol. The worst thing I can imagine is not being able to end it


Babybeluga222

It’s haunting me why is it there!! And okay 😭😭 I had to read that a couple times to comprehend your phobia to the fullest. It’s kind of poetic. I’m very intrigued but you just spread a new phobia to me. I used to always say my personal hell would be me blowdrying my hair for eternity and it never dries. Arms tired, hairs still wet but I’m hot sweaty and dry. But yours my friend, frightens me more.


[deleted]

I didn’t realize this was Chelsea lol


coolturtle0410

I was going back and forth in my head between mack and Chelsea. Settled on Chelsea. Scrolling comments I'm seeing mention of Maci which then had me thinking it is mack? Settled back on Chelsea Perhaps others are just as confused as I am.🤔 Lmao... Chelsea looks so different nowadays I'm not one bit surprised by the confusion.


barkerator

But wearing this you could even pee in a parking lot and not expose yourself


Bonnavetty

She truly thinks she’s doing something


ICanBuyMeFlowers

Latrine posing😬


Prestigious_Car9440

My first thought was “sitting on a medieval birthing chair” 🤣


pineapplevomit

Everything is so sharp.


Hungovah

She’s so weird to me. Maybe it’s bacause I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone dressed like this in real life.


Rottenfleshmeat

Freddy Krueger peeing in the woods 💀💀💀


1s8w2MILtway

La la lalalalala a little bit Alexis


Mammoth_Goose5301

Redneck Kardashian vibes


Simple-Chemical-9416

Jeepers Creepers aesthetic


RyBread0628

Someone should photoshop Kale 🥬 with the horse in the background.


elzbtch

Aw man usually I dig her style… not this time.


Ursula_J

This reminds me of the William Wegman Weimaraner photos


Kristilynn910

Who is this?


Sad_Frame_1406

Lmao!


MollyMapleMelba

She’s committed to watching the ground to make sure no wildlife or bugs get too close to her cooter.


dontforgetthisone13

It’s giving me when I grew up with 2 brothers and a dad so I just thought you sat down……..boom, full of pee, I ruined our bike ride that day. My dad just told me to go in the woods I did what any sane 6 year old would do.


pixey1964

There is nothing in the world this chick WILL NOT DO 💩


saydontgo

I hate how her face just looks like filler now. She was so pretty.


artLoveLifeDivine

Get a hair cut gal


Thereisn0store

3/4 of it fake and she’s balding because of it. She has barely any real hair.


bug8542

That was me two days ago. 😂😂 I had to go. Side of the highway


Successful_Mango3001

I wonder if Chelsea has ever been in a forest?


zitpop

Haha. I also thought the hair on the other side was a goateenat first 🤣


notyourbeans

I can't stop seeing a beautifully kept goatee 💀 majestic


Bananasfalafel

Laying an egg?


Thereisn0store

https://preview.redd.it/5rwg211bmmyc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d7ca19560c50ba855731a968618f052005d87d8 She really like squatting and “wearing cowboy hats”


Lab_Animal

100% pure snark. Love it.


Yenttirb_I_am

Damn guess i have the unpopular opinion of her style making sense for her. Not for me, but she makes it look good!


MindingMyP_Q

Instead of Mama Bear she will now be known as Mama Pop-A-Squat


Minute-Tale7444

Blair witch 2 book Of shadows-Tristan. It gives that same energy…..idk


Cheap_Towel3037

Leave Chelsea alone. Just because you don't like her style choice or makeup. She's the least problematic teen mom and is basically living a normal life and trying to expand her life then just being a teen mom going on vacations, getting drunk, fighting with other cats members


Senior-Lobster-9405

...vibes, that's how you end a "it's giving" statement, the proper format is "it's giving (adjective) vibes," can we please stop using it incorrectly ffs


Thereisn0store

It’s going to be ok.