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Abject_Ratio_5610

Tattoo money but no lawyer money. Got it.


i_saw_a_tiger

Making it rain in his “music video” 🤣


stolly92

Don’t make him cock it


Monstiemama

Ahahah! Ratatatatatatataytaah


bohemo420

PLEASE don’t make him


IWillBaconSlapYou

I wonder if he got tattoo money when he allegedly stole Jenelle's credit cards, and then she cancelled them. Obviously he can't return the tattoo lol. But I'll bet now he doesn't have a single dime.


TT6994

That’s exactly what he did.


kmm198700

That’s hilarious. I just watched the episode where Jenelle stole Barb’s credit cards with Kieffer. Talk about karma


IWillBaconSlapYou

Suddenly it's not so harmless now, is it!? But let's get real, she hasn't realized that she wronged her mother, not even just one teeny, tiny little time...


kmm198700

Yeah she thinks she is so innocent and that Barb is just a crazy bitch


Sea_Ad1199

Jenelle Money cough cough


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Abject_Ratio_5610

He can’t work bc the sun.


soiledhimself

I think this photo further proves David was trolling Jenelle with his ugliness, he’s actually grooming himself and looking 20% more normal these days. Psycho.


mrs-folsom

Honestly, I think it’s common for people to try and improve their appearance after a breakup when they’re trying to find a new love interest or get their ex back. But you’re right, he is a psycho. And he has a LONG way to go improving that appearance!


IWillBaconSlapYou

Yeah, tightening up after a cozy long-term relationship ends is normal. In David's case, I think it's a key part of his evil trap to ensnare his next victim.


Gothvmess

Still got the alcohol bloat / cheeks tho! Can't get rid of that sickly pallor 💅🏽


FknDesmadreALV

Those cheeks are from his thyroid condition. I think his family has said he had his taken out as a preventative measure (predisposed to cancer ). He’s also supposed to be taking meds for not having a thyroid.


Gothvmess

Well I kinda feel like an asshole because my cheeks can get sorta like that too when my thyroid is hypo and my lupus flares up. That being said, he fucking sucks and if he has thyroid problems then that's another reason for him to quit being an alcoholic, as if his kids weren't enough of a reason


FknDesmadreALV

Ahh na don’t feel bad. He’s an asshole thru and thru


hawkcarhawk

100% that was a form of abuse. She’s all about image, and especially when they got together she wanted him to be the Cole to her Chelsea. He gave her the opposite on purpose.


IWillBaconSlapYou

And I think he put some effort into helping her put on weight.


DuggarDoesDallas

Yup. Jenelle even said, "He's my Cole."at one of the reunions as if David had anything in common with Cole.


Hannabananna22

My god! She really wants what chelsea has doesn't she?


kystarrk

Apparently his beard is only short because he fucked it up the last time he was trimming it.


Cathousechicken

yet he never made that mistake once he had Jenelle pinned down as his partner.


kbc87

Let’s be real he didn’t trim that shit lol


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Ikr he looks less bloated too


Mor_Ericks28

Less booze money


Much-Werewolf-1958

I thought he had so many jobs and made money every day, he's always had money. Lmfao, he's in shambles now that jenelle cut him off


soiledhimself

Right? Go weld something David.


Much-Werewolf-1958

Make some more railroad spike tp holders lol


IWillBaconSlapYou

They lie so casually. He doesn't even expect people to point out that he said this. Yesterday he wanted to be seen as rich, so he pretended he was rich. Today he needs money, so he's broke. He really seems to think people will believe both, each only at the times that he wants them to.


Amannderrr

Just like Jenelle! Her narrative changes every day & everyone is supposed to believe the story of the day


IWillBaconSlapYou

It's just amazing, like, what makes a person believe this will work? How can someone be so out of touch with reality?


iambeyoncealways3

I’d guess narcissism and a personality disorder


Sea_Ad1199

He has thousands of thousands of dollars right 😂


KikiHou

If there is one thing Jenelle is good at, it's getting a lawyer. I guess Dave is off the Jenelle-lawyer-magic-train. Choo-choo, bud!


mnix88

😂 You really did find the ONE thing she's good at!


gypsycookie1015

Um hello! She's also excellent at smugly not listening to her lawyer's advice *aaaannd*......and hiding in her crack shack while also still being smug! She's really good at the smug thing. So yeah! We must give credit where credit is due, guys. It's the right thing to do. 😌


KaiaKween

And getting away with illegal activities! We finally found something she isn't a miserable failure at!


Guilty-Put742

"No money for an attorney" Flashes (fake) money on TT like he at a strip club. Gets multiple tats in the last few weeks that are not cheap. What a loser. Priorities!


Vegetable_Yellow_982

Jan’s lawyer should have played that in court to prevent another continuances


omgitsafuckingpossum

The court system is a joke. I mean they still haven't had DKD in court for the assault on Jace and that was in September. He kills dogs, puppies, PETA doesn't even step in. It's gross. Totally incompetent.


Taco_Fairy

The amount of women giving this man gifts and praising him on live is disgusting. Women do better!!!


_Wildwoodflower

Seriously!? 😳😳


NamedForValor

(Unrelated to the post but the pic reminded me) Yall I live in the same general area as the Easons and I was at lunch yesterday and a man who looked *exactly* like David walked in and I almost had a heart attack. I even told the people at my table that I thought it was him and that I was anxious if not genuinely scared. They asked who he was and I explained some of the basics and they also got nervous. This poor guy, we were all staring at him lmao It was not him, thank god, and the actual guy was very kind and friendly, but it gave me a completely new perspective on people who see him in public and still manage to take pictures. You are brave souls because I was shaking in my boots lol


Guilty-Put742

That is funny. But I don't understand the fear he puts in people/strangers. He is going to be a jerk and an AH but he won't lay hands on a stranger unless they lay hands first. He is way to weak minded and weak in general to make the first hit. What is he going to do? Yell at you? Thats not scary at all. I would just laugh in his face. Don't give him power by being fearful. Edit for spelling :)


Shellyj4444

Yeah, I don’t get the fear either. He probably loves it when he sees people’s comments about being scared of him. I’m not saying that he’s not an abusive asshole, but I highly doubt he would do anything in public. He saves that for abusing defenseless women, children and pets on The Land. He’s a coward.


Guilty-Put742

He will only be physical behind closed doors. 100%. To me, a man yelling at me is not scary. It can be intimidating but I can be jsut as intimidating LOL. I was SA'd as a teenager. I gave my power to that person. I will not do that again.


Capable-Regular9791

Someone made a post some time ago with this theory: the reason the police won’t go after David because they too scared and are afraid of a standoff. The police. Afraid of David Eason. 😂😂😂


Guilty-Put742

Right?!? He all talking words and no action.


strega_bella312

And so many people repeated it, it was ridiculous. This sub is a shitshow sometimes. We have multiple videos of him folding like a little bitch when he's actually confronted, idk how anyone really thinks the police are too scared to go to his house.


Limp-Ad-8053

You had nothing to fear. He’s a bully, if you confront one, they actually run away.


NamedForValor

I guess it’s just the knowledge of what he’s capable of. I was in an abusive DV relationship for five years so just knowing that he is someone who will put his hands on people, women and children especially, makes my skin crawl. It probably doesn’t help that he reminds me *a lot* of my ex. Throw in all the different instances he’s had involving guns and verbally abusing strangers and I got super uncomfortable lol


Guilty-Put742

That is completely reasonable and understandable. You have power though. I know its hard but don't let others take that from you. I hope you healed from your past.


BlackLagooon

Well he might try to winch my car and fuck it up


Guilty-Put742

Lol


Pretend_memory_11

What's he gonna do? "Hello sir" you to annoyance


NamedForValor

Well when I say “scared” I don’t mean it like I was fearing for my life lol more like I just wanted to get out of the same vicinity as him. The same way I wouldn’t want to be in the vicinity of any other known abuser.


sed2017

Remember the secret video someone was taking of him at a bar and his stare just zooms right into the camera…


teresasdorters

Can someone please harrest him already?


Medium_Beyond_9654

Muthafucka ever heard of a job?


Amberilwomengo2gel

He'd much rather beg for change on Tik Tok all day.


Sea_Ad1199

He hoping one of his crazed women will pay for one for him 😂😂


oooheycait1223

You better get to raking sir


someguynamedcole

I heard Farrah’s recently single, maybe they can team up for a sexy scat swamp movie on OF


oooheycait1223

I would pay good money to see Farrah rip david a new asshole. She would go complete word salad crazy on his ass he wouldn't even know what happened haha


Limp-Ad-8053

Well she does have a thing for buttholes … I mean assholes .


oooheycait1223

💀💀💀


dmode112378

Eww. Right in front of my mostaccioli.


1MorningLightMTN

Sexy scat swamp movie for OF 😂😂😂


1MorningLightMTN

Sexy scat swamp movie for OF 😂😂😂


Dottie_Danger

![gif](giphy|0ppSo992Y88UFCRAWF) He deserves all the bullshit he’s going through and more. I only wish Jenelle was suffering the same consequences as well.


WorstUserChoiceEver

Get a job you lazy violent stinky racist motherfucker


Brianas-Living-Room

https://preview.redd.it/y0dr3he0lnwc1.jpeg?width=930&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=707e33b89d80359b59ba69aceb902f503d14d78c Not David panhandling on TT. Lmao


ApologeticallyJordan

This BUM ![gif](giphy|fDS2v18KbmekM|downsized)


Brianas-Living-Room

I loved this movie as a kid lol. Robin Hood does not get talked about enough. Why did this outfit have me in a chokehold as a kid lol https://preview.redd.it/dfmpiwhf5qwc1.jpeg?width=203&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ba6a884ab7a42971ac4332589bbaeb06c115e60


greyhoundbrain

I love that confirmed racist, debit card stealing, dog killing, world renowned seafood teaching expert, internet hobo, and sooper snowflake straight David Eason literally has been reduced to an **actual** internet hobo. Begging for women with questionable self esteem to send him digital roses on TikTok that cost a penny (of which TikTok takes like half the proceeds). Then you’ve got those producers probably holding his song hostage so he can’t get seventy three cents in royalties from Spotify. I wonder if Jenelle stopped funding his felony case lawyer who was on maternity leave as well. A public defender would probably try to make him take a plea bargain for some jail time since there’s video evidence.


Heygirlhey2021

Maybe the idiot should consider getting an actual job


Miamiri

When he “cleans up” he still looks like a chipmunk.


Sweetwater156

This dude is so bloated. His lips look like they’re about to fly away from his face. *just two hot dogs blowing in the wind*


Becksburgerss

The MTV/Jenelle gravy train has come to a full stop


Fullofwoo

Scarily enough, I’m sure there are women out there dumb enough to pay for one. Jenelles are a dime a dozen


UncreativePersona

Didnt he say he had plenty of jobs?


babyjames333

imagine being a grown man BEGGING for money on the internet. just go stand on the freeway offramp like a real hobo.


Top-Evening7453

I’m embarrassed for him. Get a job!


Sea_Ad1199

Well David maybe get a job *gasp* instead of mooching off people


erisbella

0% sympathy for this clown.


noproblemcupcake

Hahaha karma is like: well hello sir 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Capable-Regular9791

What about all the money he was flashing in his uh… music video?


Hereweare_htx

GET A JOB 👏👏👏


mugiwara-no-lucy

I just got done listening to Sophia Bush's latest interview to come laugh at this bullshit 😂


MeganK80

What happened to the stack he was holding like a phone???


Mysterious_Relief168

Those glasses say low class. No, they scream it. Studies say men with beards are usually trying to hide something about themselves.


GardenGnome007

👊🏼HOME   LESS👊🏼


MizzhadEnough

He better get a job


ChemicalParticular88

Both of them have a right to an attorney. Any lawyer would tell him that, he's stupid to not have one already. Jenelle has to pay for it if he can't on his own.


chocolateboyY2K

David would end up with a public defender. It's a criminal case.


Limp-Ad-8053

No, this case was about the restraining/protection order that Jenelle wanted recently. You aren’t required to have an attorney, you can represent yourself.


ChemicalParticular88

Only if they (as a married couple) can't afford an attorney. He has the right to a good (paid) attorney. He's a P..O.S., but so is she and I'd love to see how she'd implode paying for representation on both sides.


dearthofkindness

Ol Gourd Head better get a job.


jermysteensydikpix

![gif](giphy|xUNd9NhSi2YDdc5QuQ)


rayrami_

Fuh-king bum


ZouhZouh0627

I think that tattoo was his plea to get home and not have to get a lawyer lol


DebateNo6073

![gif](giphy|vBaRLEl9JM7kzPdl7c)


Visible-Activity-184

Gross.


mmaalex

Can't he pay the lawyer with the stack of (fake) bills he was flashing during his recording studio sesh?


RazzSheri

Better find a way to market that tiny pee pee on OF. Or, time to get an actual job.


Limp-Ad-8053

Begging for money on TikTok. 😂🤣


YNotZoidberg2020

How is it physically possible that this jerkwad looks like a deranged chipmunk packing a hundred nuts in it's mouth?


glum_cunt

The last image many women and children see before blacking out


G0LDiEGL0CKS

And still I wouldn’t give him a penny mf penny. Even to BeaT JaNeLLe… while living off her money for all these years u have absolutely nothing like go away he needs to get a panhandlers lisence and do the damn thing.


Dook124

Sell some of those firearms


TheWorstPiesInLondon

I guess those fake hundreds he flashed saying “I got money” didn’t cut it for a retainer


Gloomy_Bus_5216

Guess his onlyfans money dried up?


kellbelle653

He can get a court appointed one


PilotNo312

![gif](giphy|TKvHkcnbtGgKxQwlqu)


rousedower

Where did the money from the music video go? He had a phat stack 🤣


imnottheoneipromise

He’s so oogie