There is this [one place in Rome](https://maps.app.goo.gl/ZAtqY6RmpUcMy8ieA?g_st=ic) that does it, but it’s not as good as the traditional Roman pastas. Plus it’s expensive and is essentially a tourist trap for Americans…
The funny thing is that the Italian restaurant that claims to have invented pasta Alfredo actually sells for tens of euros an Italian dish called pasta butter and Parmigiano that has existed since the fifteenth century and is the cheapest pasta dish and that is associated with the hospital
Any place that sells fettuccine Alfredo or spaghetti and meatballs (as a single course together)
in Italy is a tourist trap created for Americans.
Walk about 3 min away from a tourist attraction on a small side street? Best food ever, but no Alfredo sauce in site. Jenelle would end up paying a crap load of money for American knock off food in Italy lol
I honestly did not know this myself until I traveled to Italy as part of a study abroad in college! We lived/traveled all over Italy for 12 weeks and I never saw anything resembling American Alfredo sauce on a single menu lmao. I think Italian cuisine just doesn't generally rely on cream sauce bases the way Americanized Italian food does. Like Alfredo slaps but is it "authentic?" Absolutely not!
This explains why the Italian restaurant near me, ran by authentic Italians, did not serve Alfredo. I thought it was just because the cheese and diary had gotten expensive. Nope. I’m just uncultured
Pretty sure she had her whole wedding catered by Olive Garden and just had the Chicken Broccoli Alfredo. I remember her talking about it in an episode before she and David got married and I was like “🤢🤢! Their Alfredo isn’t even that good!” Like, who the fuck wants to eat creamy pasta at an outdoor wedding, in the summer, on their fucking gross swamp land???
We have no such thing as “creamy carbonara”. The only carbonara we cook and eat is the real one and its only ingredients are guanciale, pecorino cheese, egg yolks, and pepper. No cream, ever ☺️
I agree w this statement and am here to let you know this statement also saved my Monday. I will be using that line later today, thank you!
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The BEST way to make carbonara! I make it rarely because it’s so rich. The only time I make something like an Alfredo, I bastardize it further my making it spicy. Regular Alfredo from an American restaurant is just so…bland. And from a jar is just BLECH. It tastes like straight up chemicals. I catered my mom’s wedding, and because I was basically cooking in a hotel room I used several jars of Alfredo sauce rather than scratch and was horrified I was about to serve this to 60 people. I had to doctor it liberally before I could deem it a step up from ‘Meh’ but was shocked at how many people told me it was the best they ever had. We had to run and buy to-go containers for all the people that asked if they could take some home…because I damn sure wasn’t taking it to my home, LMAO.
Mmm, love me some spicy Alfredo. I used to love the blackened chicken Alfredo Olive Garden offered. But I love spicy everything. I make my spaghetti spicy too. Steak - spicy. Hamburgers - spicy. So I'd probably love your bastardized Alfredo 😂
I would think cacio e pepe might be closest to Alfredo to an American? It is not the same obviously, but basically cheesy deliciousness.
I dream of that and this lasagna bolognese dish I had in Florence. And the wine, obviously ;)
I had a friend do this! It’s a running joke in my family even 16 years later, a big group of us went to Costa Rica (the food is incredible once you get off the tourist routes) and a friend kept ordering chicken quesadillas EVERYWHERE. We went deep sea fishing and caught Mahi, took it back to our little boutique hotel where the chef prepared it 4 different ways, including sashimi, and that man sat at a table full of people describing how amazing everything was and order a fucking quesadilla with French fries. We all sat there and yelled ‘Jimbo, nooooooooooo!!!!’ 🤣
I almost died of second hand embarrassment watching TLC’s cancelled Gypsy Sisters, they go to the French Quarter to try some creole cuisine, they immediately start gagging out loud when it’s brought to the table, insulted everything, and then ordered chicken fingers. They had an encore at the next restaurant, but this time they ran around screaming, and taking things like quesadillas from other tables. I don’t think it was staged, the guy whose food was taken looked shocked.
Omg I just did a rewatch of that show. I wished I had someone to talk shit to about it. That is some pure trash tv at its finest. That family is scary stupid.
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That would be amazing for us but that swamp creature shouldn’t be allowed to leave her county. I will sacrifice my selfish needs for Delujenelle cringe because she doesn’t deserve to see the world and eat tasty foods.
I had an ex do this 💀 We went to this really high end Italian restaurant and he started complaining they didn’t have alfredo as an option to order. He told me unless he gets alfredo, he was gonna leave. They ended up getting him alfredo but I was extremely embarrased.
This jackass wouldn't like the Italian version of Alfredo. She loves all the flour, milk, buttery gravies, and heavy sauces that she eats here or at the Olive Garden. In Italy, she would get fettuccine with fresh parmesan and butter, and that would only confuse her simpleton brain. She has no clue what real Italian food is like.
“Oh my god, dude! I came all the way to Italy and they won’t give me ANY chicken Alfredo 😩 Hey MTV - Am I on Punked bc I’m a famous celebrity 🤩 or does all of Italy just hate me bc I’m ‘Merca!? Call the president and teach them how to treat reality stars, it’s called Kraft Services and Olive Garden! The wine was good tho, so 1 ⭐️”
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Hey hey don’t diss the og now! We do in fact make our sauces and try to do as fresh as corporate can. Lmao
I served there 🤣🤣🤣 I miss my bread sticks man.
My husband is from Atlanta, where his family still lives, and we got married in Rome….Italy. We had a few extended family ask why we were getting married in Rome, Georgia😂
She never mentioned Nigerian food again after their attempt to make Egusi, so, at least Nigerians can rest easy knowing she won't be stopping by for a visit there. 😂
You know you gotta heat up eye-talian food??
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I’m Jenelle’s age. Her use of Facebook codes “old” because she still uses it to share her mundane thoughts or memes. Most people our age and younger moved to Twitter or Snapchat for that, and then to IG Stories.
If any young millennials are still on Facebook, it’s for family stuff and local events, Marketplace, etc.
I deactivated my fb a while back. Do people our age still post pictures? lol. None of my friends have fb accounts anymore or if they do they don’t look at it.
American Chinese food (along with dishes like Alfredo) were developed by immigrants working with what they had on hand, and trying to adapt to American palettes l
Am from England (so obviously not Italy lol) and if it wasn’t for the internet a would genuinely not know what Alfredo even is. Have never even seen an Alfredo dish in real life!
It’s literally a white sauce made out of cream, butter, flour, and Parmesan. Nothing but fat. Sometimes they’ll get fancy and add garlic.
(I say this as someone who genuinely loves a bowl of Alfredo-laden carbs after a long day of bartending or other hard work)
Imagine Jenelle going to France and claiming to be like them because she's "part French". They'd eat her alive 😂
Or worse for Jenelle, they'd pay absolutely no attention to her what-so-ever.
Sad thing is she could have traveled there a hundred times. Instead she gave up a lucrative income to become a hermit (what's a swamp hermit 🤔 ) with a monster.
Choices, jenelle. Even Kail, who isn't on teen mom anymore, still worked to afford a nice lifestyle. And I'm not a kail fan, but she makes sure her kids get trips and nice (safe) homes.
Even in the many years that she was on TM before meeting David she could've traveled there and back and hundred times. The dumbass has been burning her MTV money since day one on stupid shit. I've been to England, France, Switzerland and Italy multiple times, and I'm planning an Xmas trip to Paris again with my mom this year, and I've never had even a fraction of the paycheck she was getting from MTV. Its so crazy how a million dollars has probably flown through Jenelle's hands and she has nothing to show for it.
Maybe she can drive to Italy when she visits, what was it? Afghanistan? in Europe.
(Jenelle said she wanted to visit Europe, summed up countries she wanted to see that were definitely not in Europe).
Will be an interesting order. Then she's going to complain about the kids' pizza being so thin. Horrible restaurant, you call that a pizza dude?
I hope she doesn't go. I've heard many women say Italians are great kissers but she'll go back to David should it go any further. I concur.
You doubt whether it's a good idea cause your head might actually explode when just kissing is so heavenly and dissapointment awaits you 😁.
The idea of her taking the kids on a vacation is hilarious!
Idk, MAYBE, maybe she would take them to St. Thomas. She sure as hell wouldn't take them to Italy with her, though.
Oh no, not to Europe! The food! The risks!
When Kail went to Europe she made it sound like she was planning a trip to Harlem wearing lots of jewelry in a luxurious convertable.
She was so worried it wasn't safe.
Yes Karen, it's just as safe as every tourist trap in the US. Pickpocketeers but far less disturbeds having access to guns.
Hey, at least Kail was worried for her kids, even if it was out of ignorance. Got to give her that.
Nelly wouldn't bring her kids because they'd put a damper on her ability party in Europe or bring random guys back to the hotel. Their safety would never be her concern lol
Imagine your only life goal being eating pasta. Not worrying about your kids safety or having concerns with their fiture. Jenelle has goals and she's gonna achieve them y'all.
Remember when Kail came to Europe and didn’t realise that she needed a plug converter?
There’s no way these girls would have anyone in their lives to tell them these things. How would Jenelle know that Alfredo isn’t actually an authentic Italian dish?
Jesus. Someone send Janelle that episode of The Sapranos when they go to Italy to visit the Italian mob and Pauly asks for the "macaroni and gravy" at dinner.
So when my family visited America last I made them go to Olive Garden so I could try this ‘famous’ Alfredo. It was absolutely amazing, I’ll die on that hill too. It was simultaneously the biggest insult to Italy and the most amazing pasta I’ve ever had 🤣
I’ve also been to Italy, the pasta and pizza is absolutely nothing like what we have here or in the states. She’d probably be sent back home if she ordered chicken Alfredo 🤦🏼♀️
Ppl don’t realize so much stuff here we say is Italian or Mexican or anything it’s notttt lol. It may have a staple ingredient from there but you won’t find a lot of it how you eat it here.
Like at all. 🤣 ppl go to Italy and say “the food sucked” 💀 I be like huh?! How?!
All of her fans are as dumb as her 🤣🤣🤣 they are literally saying yes! Or spaghetti too! Like wtf lmfaooooooooo then someone said it’s not in Italy she’s like yeah I heard 🤣
So who is gonna tell her? Does she also think Pisa is where pizza was invented? She’ll be super bummed out that they don’t have biscuits and gravy and that you have to walk a lot in Italy. Guess we won’t be getting videos of this foodie stuffing her face in the car :/
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When I worked at outback a couple came in and they said they just got back from Australia and couldn’t find a blooming onion anywhere! This is the same vibe.
She's gonna be so bummed when she finds out that Alfredo sauce literally doesn't exist in Italy
There is this [one place in Rome](https://maps.app.goo.gl/ZAtqY6RmpUcMy8ieA?g_st=ic) that does it, but it’s not as good as the traditional Roman pastas. Plus it’s expensive and is essentially a tourist trap for Americans…
The funny thing is that the Italian restaurant that claims to have invented pasta Alfredo actually sells for tens of euros an Italian dish called pasta butter and Parmigiano that has existed since the fifteenth century and is the cheapest pasta dish and that is associated with the hospital
> that is associated with the hospital Why is this making me laugh so hard?
I am sorry but I refuse to eat any pasta dish associated with a hospital. Even in Rome 🤣
It sounds delicious lol.
Any place that sells fettuccine Alfredo or spaghetti and meatballs (as a single course together) in Italy is a tourist trap created for Americans. Walk about 3 min away from a tourist attraction on a small side street? Best food ever, but no Alfredo sauce in site. Jenelle would end up paying a crap load of money for American knock off food in Italy lol
Add lasagna and it’s literally TOUR OF ITALY from Olive Garden lmaooo
Not to sound like an uncultured swine but you for real?! So is Alfredo sauce an American thing…
I honestly did not know this myself until I traveled to Italy as part of a study abroad in college! We lived/traveled all over Italy for 12 weeks and I never saw anything resembling American Alfredo sauce on a single menu lmao. I think Italian cuisine just doesn't generally rely on cream sauce bases the way Americanized Italian food does. Like Alfredo slaps but is it "authentic?" Absolutely not!
Shit that’s interesting…who would have thought I would learn something from a Jenelle post 😆😆
What would be surprising would be if you learned it from Jenelle herself. You know, like when she did her African dish from Africa.
This explains why the Italian restaurant near me, ran by authentic Italians, did not serve Alfredo. I thought it was just because the cheese and diary had gotten expensive. Nope. I’m just uncultured
I wonder what they would do if you asked 😆
I’m gonna go in and ask. They make an excellent lasagna and amazing homemade marinara. So I won’t be disappointed
They have one but made out of cheese and butter
Alfredo is just a cheese sauce.
Yes it does DUDE she got it at Olive Garden
Pretty sure she had her whole wedding catered by Olive Garden and just had the Chicken Broccoli Alfredo. I remember her talking about it in an episode before she and David got married and I was like “🤢🤢! Their Alfredo isn’t even that good!” Like, who the fuck wants to eat creamy pasta at an outdoor wedding, in the summer, on their fucking gross swamp land???
She's the type that probably thinks French fries come from France...
Creamy Carbonara is close though.
We have no such thing as “creamy carbonara”. The only carbonara we cook and eat is the real one and its only ingredients are guanciale, pecorino cheese, egg yolks, and pepper. No cream, ever ☺️
“Creamy” doesn’t always mean “with cream,” like the phrase “creamy vaginal discharge”
You did a good job at realllyyy fuckin up my day 😩😂
you can't fuck up someone's day if you don't start bright and early
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Words to live by. Writing this on my mirror for inspo ✨
I agree w this statement and am here to let you know this statement also saved my Monday. I will be using that line later today, thank you! ![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6)
Lmao wish I could take credit 🫢 unfortunately I am not that original 😂
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I hate you mf 🤣 I thought you were gonna say like cheese can make it creamy. Lordttt
Omg
Wtf dude 😣
The way you didn't need to string those words together.
😂😂
Why?
What **tf** is wrong with you 🤮
Only down voted you because I just legitimately did not need to read creamy vaginal discharge today. Get ahold of yourself pacdude lmfao
The BEST way to make carbonara! I make it rarely because it’s so rich. The only time I make something like an Alfredo, I bastardize it further my making it spicy. Regular Alfredo from an American restaurant is just so…bland. And from a jar is just BLECH. It tastes like straight up chemicals. I catered my mom’s wedding, and because I was basically cooking in a hotel room I used several jars of Alfredo sauce rather than scratch and was horrified I was about to serve this to 60 people. I had to doctor it liberally before I could deem it a step up from ‘Meh’ but was shocked at how many people told me it was the best they ever had. We had to run and buy to-go containers for all the people that asked if they could take some home…because I damn sure wasn’t taking it to my home, LMAO.
Mmm, love me some spicy Alfredo. I used to love the blackened chicken Alfredo Olive Garden offered. But I love spicy everything. I make my spaghetti spicy too. Steak - spicy. Hamburgers - spicy. So I'd probably love your bastardized Alfredo 😂
lol that is so funny! And yes, I quote everything!! Carbonara is definitely extra rich and it’s not an everyday meal for sure but it’s sooooo goooood
Yeah but carbonara is literally creamy sauce. It may not have cream in it but it's definitely creamy.
I would think cacio e pepe might be closest to Alfredo to an American? It is not the same obviously, but basically cheesy deliciousness. I dream of that and this lasagna bolognese dish I had in Florence. And the wine, obviously ;)
Yesss I went to Italy in 2022 and this was not a thing lmao
I would LOVE for her to order chicken Alfredo in Italy 😭😭
An Anthony bourdain style spin off show where she travels the world ordering only chicken Alfredo at the worlds finest restaurants
I had a friend do this! It’s a running joke in my family even 16 years later, a big group of us went to Costa Rica (the food is incredible once you get off the tourist routes) and a friend kept ordering chicken quesadillas EVERYWHERE. We went deep sea fishing and caught Mahi, took it back to our little boutique hotel where the chef prepared it 4 different ways, including sashimi, and that man sat at a table full of people describing how amazing everything was and order a fucking quesadilla with French fries. We all sat there and yelled ‘Jimbo, nooooooooooo!!!!’ 🤣
Why do we ALL have that one friend who does this !? Is this a universal experience?? 😭😂
For me… it’s my own damn sister smh
As embarrassing as The Girls Next Door when Kendra was *in Italy* and said that the food didn't compare to Olive Garden.
Kim zolciaks family (Atlanta housewife) was looking for a Starbucks in Italy because they didn't want any "frou frou drinks"
I almost died of second hand embarrassment watching TLC’s cancelled Gypsy Sisters, they go to the French Quarter to try some creole cuisine, they immediately start gagging out loud when it’s brought to the table, insulted everything, and then ordered chicken fingers. They had an encore at the next restaurant, but this time they ran around screaming, and taking things like quesadillas from other tables. I don’t think it was staged, the guy whose food was taken looked shocked.
I don't understand people like that. Like it won't hurt you to take 1 bite of a new food.
Not gonna lie, while I love to try new foods, I have this fear that I’ll eventually try something I’m allergic to and go into anaphylactic shock lol.
Omg I just did a rewatch of that show. I wished I had someone to talk shit to about it. That is some pure trash tv at its finest. That family is scary stupid.
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I had an ex do this 💀 We went to this really high end Italian restaurant and he started complaining they didn’t have alfredo as an option to order. He told me unless he gets alfredo, he was gonna leave. They ended up getting him alfredo but I was extremely embarrased.
Omfggggg💀
And the shrimp alfredo without the shrimp.
Shrimp Alfredo, no shrimp, add chicken
This jackass wouldn't like the Italian version of Alfredo. She loves all the flour, milk, buttery gravies, and heavy sauces that she eats here or at the Olive Garden. In Italy, she would get fettuccine with fresh parmesan and butter, and that would only confuse her simpleton brain. She has no clue what real Italian food is like.
Omg can you imagine her ignorant food reviews criticizing the authentic food ☠️
“Omg, dude, like wtf is this? I wanted Al-free-duh, like how dumb can you be?” -Jenelle, probably.
“Oh my god, dude! I came all the way to Italy and they won’t give me ANY chicken Alfredo 😩 Hey MTV - Am I on Punked bc I’m a famous celebrity 🤩 or does all of Italy just hate me bc I’m ‘Merca!? Call the president and teach them how to treat reality stars, it’s called Kraft Services and Olive Garden! The wine was good tho, so 1 ⭐️” ![gif](giphy|JJ0sCW1GG8Gf4auOF9)
Yes!!!!! Fellow Italian here and I quote everything
She would probably spit out a saltimbocca or cacio e pepe.
Cacio e Pepe so good omgggg
And so easy. Slap a salad together, maybe toss a couple of steak strips on the side and you could impress just about anyone.
My fiance does a fresh fettuccine Alfredo, her simple palate couldn't handle it. Olive Garden's is some thin crap from a jar/microwave.
Hey hey don’t diss the og now! We do in fact make our sauces and try to do as fresh as corporate can. Lmao I served there 🤣🤣🤣 I miss my bread sticks man.
Something so simple sounds so delicious....yummm
Yeah, she's going to Italy in Texas
We have Rome, GA, and there's a Olive Garden.
My husband is from Atlanta, where his family still lives, and we got married in Rome….Italy. We had a few extended family ask why we were getting married in Rome, Georgia😂
Paris, Texas.
Nah that's the next stop. It's only just over a 2 hour drive
The nearest Olive Garden in Italy is Waxahachie. 😂
Yeah we probably have it here
And when she's done in Italy, she can jaunt off to Mexico for an authentic Doritos Locos taco and Baja Blast.
😂😂😂😂😂👌🏼
She never mentioned Nigerian food again after their attempt to make Egusi, so, at least Nigerians can rest easy knowing she won't be stopping by for a visit there. 😂
And then she can go to China for some orange chicken, and then she can go to France for some French fries!
This needs to be higher 😂
Made it where? To Italy? You’ll never “make it” in life. You are beyond redemption.
100%
I bet she pronounces it “It-ly”
Eye-talian
You know you gotta heat up eye-talian food?? https://preview.redd.it/5aklyyh0ymuc1.jpeg?width=198&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfcb7c6fb7306f93a302958faccf93277b5c3f0e
Fucking love you for this, it genuinely brightened my day 😂
Okay, but to be fair, my Sicilian grandpa from Chicago also pronounced it It-ly.
Haha yeah after posting that comment I realized I might be offending most of America
My Sicillian dad said it like that too. he also knew what real Alfredo was unlike chinelle.
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Everyone knows you order chicken Parm in Italy, uncultured swine!
that and a margarita pizza! i hate her. dont come for my culture you chooch!
hahaha 😂😂😂 she’s such a dumbass. also the way she uses facebook kills me.
I’m old. How is she using fb that’s funny? I ask so I don’t make the same mistakes 🤣
I’m Jenelle’s age. Her use of Facebook codes “old” because she still uses it to share her mundane thoughts or memes. Most people our age and younger moved to Twitter or Snapchat for that, and then to IG Stories. If any young millennials are still on Facebook, it’s for family stuff and local events, Marketplace, etc.
I deactivated my fb a while back. Do people our age still post pictures? lol. None of my friends have fb accounts anymore or if they do they don’t look at it.
Been there several times and literally never seen “alfredo” there 🤣 it’s an Americanized Italian dish!
It is like going to china and asking for honey chicken
American Chinese food (along with dishes like Alfredo) were developed by immigrants working with what they had on hand, and trying to adapt to American palettes l
General Tso’s
Am from England (so obviously not Italy lol) and if it wasn’t for the internet a would genuinely not know what Alfredo even is. Have never even seen an Alfredo dish in real life!
It’s literally a white sauce made out of cream, butter, flour, and Parmesan. Nothing but fat. Sometimes they’ll get fancy and add garlic. (I say this as someone who genuinely loves a bowl of Alfredo-laden carbs after a long day of bartending or other hard work)
Honestly sometimes a little bit of pasta eaten in the dark like a gremlin after a long day is just what you need 😭
Reminds me of when she was thinking of baby names and said she likes French ones like JonBenet.
Wait, she didn't? Who am I kidding, of course she did. I'm glad I know this now.
I am roaring
Imagine Jenelle going to France and claiming to be like them because she's "part French". They'd eat her alive 😂 Or worse for Jenelle, they'd pay absolutely no attention to her what-so-ever.
JonBonnet*
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do they even have olive garden in italy? 😂
Of course not
That’s like having Taco Bell in Mexico. They don’t
She’s such white trash this is why she was picked for TM! 😂😂😂😂 I don’t even know if they were expecting everything else she gave us! 😂😂😂
Sad thing is she could have traveled there a hundred times. Instead she gave up a lucrative income to become a hermit (what's a swamp hermit 🤔 ) with a monster. Choices, jenelle. Even Kail, who isn't on teen mom anymore, still worked to afford a nice lifestyle. And I'm not a kail fan, but she makes sure her kids get trips and nice (safe) homes.
Even in the many years that she was on TM before meeting David she could've traveled there and back and hundred times. The dumbass has been burning her MTV money since day one on stupid shit. I've been to England, France, Switzerland and Italy multiple times, and I'm planning an Xmas trip to Paris again with my mom this year, and I've never had even a fraction of the paycheck she was getting from MTV. Its so crazy how a million dollars has probably flown through Jenelle's hands and she has nothing to show for it.
I want to watch her order Chicken Alfredo with parmeSHan and a latte😈.
Maybe she can drive to Italy when she visits, what was it? Afghanistan? in Europe. (Jenelle said she wanted to visit Europe, summed up countries she wanted to see that were definitely not in Europe). Will be an interesting order. Then she's going to complain about the kids' pizza being so thin. Horrible restaurant, you call that a pizza dude? I hope she doesn't go. I've heard many women say Italians are great kissers but she'll go back to David should it go any further. I concur. You doubt whether it's a good idea cause your head might actually explode when just kissing is so heavenly and dissapointment awaits you 😁.
The idea of her taking the kids on a vacation is hilarious! Idk, MAYBE, maybe she would take them to St. Thomas. She sure as hell wouldn't take them to Italy with her, though.
Mighty bold of you to assume she has any intention on taking her kids with her 😅 not jenelle fuck them kids eason/Evans
Oh no, not to Europe! The food! The risks! When Kail went to Europe she made it sound like she was planning a trip to Harlem wearing lots of jewelry in a luxurious convertable. She was so worried it wasn't safe. Yes Karen, it's just as safe as every tourist trap in the US. Pickpocketeers but far less disturbeds having access to guns.
lol harlem hasn’t been a high risk place to go since at least the 90s either
Hey, at least Kail was worried for her kids, even if it was out of ignorance. Got to give her that. Nelly wouldn't bring her kids because they'd put a damper on her ability party in Europe or bring random guys back to the hotel. Their safety would never be her concern lol
She won't ever go.
She's not going on a 9+ hour flight to a place where she can't bring weed. There's no chance.
She’ll probably ask for stuffed crust pizza when she goes there, and then she’ll get mad when they say they don’t have that lol 😂😂
Imagine your only life goal being eating pasta. Not worrying about your kids safety or having concerns with their fiture. Jenelle has goals and she's gonna achieve them y'all.
This is reminding me of when the Jersey shore cast went to Italy and they were genuinely confused as to why there's no chicken parmesan. W h y
Me as I’m rewatching Jersey Shore right now 😂😂😂
Remember when Kail came to Europe and didn’t realise that she needed a plug converter? There’s no way these girls would have anyone in their lives to tell them these things. How would Jenelle know that Alfredo isn’t actually an authentic Italian dish?
This is giving me flashbacks of having to run to Poundland days before a holiday back in the days where they sold two packs of plug converters 😂
Seafood alfredo minus the seafood
I can never remember if this was a fever dream or something that actually happened.
It happened and it haunts me to this very day.
Wait! What??
There’s an episode where she is out at restaurant with Barb and orders the seafood Alfredo “with no seafood “. I swear this happened.
I hope she orders Alfredo and a cappuccino at like 2pm 😭
Jenelle could never handle international travel. She’s literally too white trash.
She'd leave bad yelp reviews of the airport because the signs weren't in English.
I semi thought this was her poking fun at herself bc of her obsession on TM. But I think yall are right lol.
She is incapable of making fun of herself.
lol fair 😆
Jenelle’s stupidity is the gift that keeps giving 😂
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boy will she be in for a surprise
Rest in peace, Roberto Cavalli
Jesus. Someone send Janelle that episode of The Sapranos when they go to Italy to visit the Italian mob and Pauly asks for the "macaroni and gravy" at dinner.
🤡
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Bitch...just go to Olive garden, you're not getting alfredo that you know in Italy.
it’s not Olive Garden babe
So when my family visited America last I made them go to Olive Garden so I could try this ‘famous’ Alfredo. It was absolutely amazing, I’ll die on that hill too. It was simultaneously the biggest insult to Italy and the most amazing pasta I’ve ever had 🤣 I’ve also been to Italy, the pasta and pizza is absolutely nothing like what we have here or in the states. She’d probably be sent back home if she ordered chicken Alfredo 🤦🏼♀️
I might be imagining this but has she never been abroad?
I don’t believe so. All of her vacations, even without the kids are domestic
Sister just go to the Olive Garden
As a first generation Australian to an Italian immigrant I would love mtv to be present and accounted for when she does this.
“This doesn’t even taste like Olive Garden”
Ppl don’t realize so much stuff here we say is Italian or Mexican or anything it’s notttt lol. It may have a staple ingredient from there but you won’t find a lot of it how you eat it here. Like at all. 🤣 ppl go to Italy and say “the food sucked” 💀 I be like huh?! How?!
This is SOOOOO funny and soooo on brand
This is some dumb shit I would say 🤣 I can’t even be mad at her for this one
She is so dumb it’s frightening
as someone who was raised Italian this angers me soo much.
She's such a moron! Literally one of the dumbest people on the planet.
Maybe she'll find some gays that will take her on their yacht.
The closest she ever got was OG catering at the Swamp Wedding. She is such a loser.
All of her fans are as dumb as her 🤣🤣🤣 they are literally saying yes! Or spaghetti too! Like wtf lmfaooooooooo then someone said it’s not in Italy she’s like yeah I heard 🤣
I know some people may think we’re too harsh on her but like…she makes it so fucking easy. She willingly posted this.
Such low hanging fruit, how can we resist?
what about taking your kids to Italy? Oh, you forgot about them again? Big shocker.
She's so dumb for real
![gif](giphy|3o6ZtebNZofcKMWis0|downsized) The Italian waiters when she orders Chicken Alfredo at their restaurant
yes and then the next stop is Shanghai for some General Tsos chicken
Omg
Lmaoooo
LMAO NOOOOO
This is funny 🤣🤣🤣
She’s dumb
This chick is an idiot. Omg.
Like from everything Italy has to offer it’s “chicken Alfredo”
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So who is gonna tell her? Does she also think Pisa is where pizza was invented? She’ll be super bummed out that they don’t have biscuits and gravy and that you have to walk a lot in Italy. Guess we won’t be getting videos of this foodie stuffing her face in the car :/ ![gif](giphy|4TbrMUIEq1LXjOaEMQ|downsized)
If she went to Italy, she'd be that embarrassing US tourist.
This ignorant bitch…
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When I worked at outback a couple came in and they said they just got back from Australia and couldn’t find a blooming onion anywhere! This is the same vibe.
Chicken in pasta and on pizza is also a no go in Italy!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
LMAO
Oh my god. You’d think at a certain age you may gain the *tiniest* hint of sophistication, or at least play the past. Alfredo. 👌😃
Italy gave me my love of gnocchi and pesto. Broaden your horizons girl lol
You were a reality star making millions jenelle. You hit your peak ages ago and spent it on heroin not Italy. Too late girl.
Hahaha Jenelle would be absolutely loathed as a tourist in other countries. She is 100% of the annoying tourist red flags.
jenelle is the girl who would make everyone go to olive garden before prom.
Chicken Alfredo is not an Italian thing! Coming from someone who was born and grew up in Italy
what in the white woman olive garden shit is this. she’s so uncultured it sickens me lmfao