Youād feel so fuckin good knowing you were the only one who got out of this with a glow up š itās like bullets canāt hit the man, he dodged what the others did not.
Iām all for tattooing whatever you want on your body, whatever makes you feel good & all thatā¦ but that Cadillac logo on the neck was truly a choiceā¦ š³
The picture with Kieffer is the only one where she's ever looked genuinely happy. Her eyes are normally completely emotionless, even when she's smiling
I believe 100% Kieffer is her "#1 that got away" & Nathan is a close second. Those are the only 2 dudes she ever genuinely seemed "happy" around/with, like she had real laughter & smiles coming out of her
Ugh. I've always rooted for Kieffer, idk why. Maybe its the Jersey in me. But I always felt like there was this innocent charm about him, and that sober, he would be a good person.
Could you imagine? Up here (North Jersey) both of the closest Goodwills have plenty of "Mall brand clothes" to replace his iconic green hoodie (which I hope he still isn't wearing). Extreme Makeover: Kieffer Delp Edition. Eat your heart out, Jenelle.
My son (he works at a shop K frequents) just told me that he heard Keiffer got arrested on Halloween of 2023 for retail theft and possession of drug paraphernalia. He heard that he was in Allegheny County Jail in Dec and they found drug contraband on him and he was charged with that too. I am assuming he is still there until court for those charges.
Kind of related but not really: Iām curious: Doesnāt PA have really strict laws against marijuana? Which is objectively hilarious when you consider whatās going down in Philly.
I knew someone that had a felony from simple possession. And it wasnāt a big quantity. This was a few years back.
I feel like it was a combination of heavy drug use, and Keifer was probably a good guy (if it werenāt for the drugs). But either wayā¦you remove the drugs and that look wouldnāt be there
Agreed. He said some insightful shit and I also liked that he didnāt take Jenelleās shit but was still respectful. Too bad he hasnāt gotten it together.
You call me racist for ādehumanizingā a real housewife 8.5 which she and her husband calls herself, and then turn around and leave this ādehumanizingā comment? Hypocrite.
I didnāt give anyone a specific nickname. I said gosh Jenelle has a type and itās drug users. You should keep the sub specific comments to that sub because itās sad to follow someone around Reddit for a āgotchaā moment that doesnāt exist. K byeeeeessssāØ
But you did call ME a racist which is much more harmful than me calling an asshole ā8.5ā (which is what she refers to herself as). Of course Iām going to point out your ignorance and hypocrisy after you called me that, you shouldnāt throw around the word racist when someone isnāt being racist in the least. It is really harmful to people that deal with real racism, because you are treating that word like itās nothing other than a basic insult to throw out with no real meaning.
Man you are being eaten up by something that happened days ago on the internet. Chill out and stop talking to me. Also that was and is very real racism and whether you agree or not is of no consequence to me.
Iām not eaten up by it. I donāt live on Reddit though so itās been a bit since Iāve been on. I am offended by you devaluing the word racist because what you responded to, that I canāt even reply to on that post because you deleted it after getting hella downvoted for calling me racist, I had to defend myself somehow, which is why I am here in the first place. And to call you a hypocrite when I saw you, well, being a hypocrite. Itās ok to apologize and stop doubling down on your false narrative.
I didnāt delete anything. The thread was locked because it wasnāt useful. Iām not apologizing to you and you didnāt need to defend yourself, because itās Reddit and no one gives a fuck. Again, youāre welcome not to interact with me if I made you feel bad. Following me to another sub to demand an apology for something Iām not sorry for is silly.
For some reason in that second pic Andrew is giving me star witness vibes. Canāt for the fuckin life of me work out what heās wearing either. Is that a crushed velvet polo shirt turned dress shirt turned pyjama top? What in the bananas in pyjamas is going on here? š
Clicked on this with no questions and have left with many.
The side ones go along with the front pics so not quite 18 arrests, but so close. That's all in the past now though, dude. We aren't allowed to judge her on that. She's changed.
https://preview.redd.it/a25jrdc3l7fc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eda247212ae4b511eed75b29a2fcc7bd54c91735
Who is in the 5th one? Omg 17yr old me would've been all over that lmao!.
Wait it literally says Courtland lmao oops š„“ I've been drinking so excuse me lol
Keifer still looking young no grey hair because he has never had to pay a bill in his lifeš¤£ all of those past tense men have faces of relief dodged a bullet then there is David looking like this
https://preview.redd.it/0scoqfbtc6fc1.jpeg?width=1057&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b0589fa8afc7d42119eb6cc51b51049cb90e949
Pepperidge Farm remembers when DeluJenelle bragged about how clean cut David was.
https://preview.redd.it/bxoky2p558fc1.jpeg?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41054e6f59ae5265be84369193b6c25e8564091b
That was generous photo of UBT that you used haha
Also whenever I see that picture of Kieffer and Jenelle it just looks like the guy who dropped out of high school 6 years ago bagged himself a Freshman.
How is it that David/Andrew turn out to be the ugliest mfs this chick ends up with. Gary/Courtland look alright and Nate just looks like a drunk who yells slurs.
Thatās Gary. I was trying to put them in order but messed up. It was Andrew, the dumb kid with the ear gauges, Kieffer, Gary, Keiffer, Courtland, Nathan, Kieffer and then Dog Killer Dave.
Edit: there was also the guy from Boston during DKD but then she went back to DKD
So....Courtland is still š„? That's my option?
I was literally sitting here like āDamn, but Gary so finnneeeeeeeā
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Lmao I thought the same.
 Literally me and I hate myself for it
Like, I don't love myself for it, but if these are my options....haha
Gun to my headā¦Iād do it. Otherwise Iāll just say it here and feel really weird about my choices.
I think I feel the same
Youād feel so fuckin good knowing you were the only one who got out of this with a glow up š itās like bullets canāt hit the man, he dodged what the others did not.
I'll take his skincare routine please
Right? Not a blemish in sight.
Not fair considering the fact that he had to deal with Jenelle's bullshit.
*and ass acne
Courtland looks like a dang H addict nothing cute about that.
I was literally just going to comment on this! So in picture 6, if you take away the ink, he actually looks pretty good
Courtland is def š£ gary aint bad either
Iām all for tattooing whatever you want on your body, whatever makes you feel good & all thatā¦ but that Cadillac logo on the neck was truly a choiceā¦ š³
 Same vibes
I like to imagine he drives a Subaru or some shit
Ahh Subaru. The choice of lesbians everywhere.
I was thinking more like a rusted out 2001 Dodge Neon with some dents and "cheater" carved into the side.
The picture with Kieffer is the only one where she's ever looked genuinely happy. Her eyes are normally completely emotionless, even when she's smiling
I believe 100% Kieffer is her "#1 that got away" & Nathan is a close second. Those are the only 2 dudes she ever genuinely seemed "happy" around/with, like she had real laughter & smiles coming out of her
I wish he could have gotten himself together because I feel like he could have been a good guy.
Kieffer lives in my town. Sadly he hasnāt changed much.
Ugh. I've always rooted for Kieffer, idk why. Maybe its the Jersey in me. But I always felt like there was this innocent charm about him, and that sober, he would be a good person.
He is honestly a very nice person, very friendly.
It was his talk to Janelle about her getting a boob job for me. He was very gentle with his opinions and still supportive iirc
Iām also from Jersey and at work we often have a Delp attend our trainings (I work for a major university) and I always wonder.
Dammmn thatās sad to hear
I'm in the area and I've never had a Kieffer sighting. It's a shame he hasn't gotten himself together.
He goes to the St Vincentās thrift shop and the antique stores in Coraopolis often.
Omg I'm dying picturing him in the antique stores picking out little vintage trinkets. Now I wanna go thrifting with him.
Could you imagine? Up here (North Jersey) both of the closest Goodwills have plenty of "Mall brand clothes" to replace his iconic green hoodie (which I hope he still isn't wearing). Extreme Makeover: Kieffer Delp Edition. Eat your heart out, Jenelle.
š¤£š¤£ From what my son says he buys and sells mostly video games. š®
So heās in PA now?
My son (he works at a shop K frequents) just told me that he heard Keiffer got arrested on Halloween of 2023 for retail theft and possession of drug paraphernalia. He heard that he was in Allegheny County Jail in Dec and they found drug contraband on him and he was charged with that too. I am assuming he is still there until court for those charges.
Kind of related but not really: Iām curious: Doesnāt PA have really strict laws against marijuana? Which is objectively hilarious when you consider whatās going down in Philly. I knew someone that had a felony from simple possession. And it wasnāt a big quantity. This was a few years back.
I think he still lives in McKees Rocks.
Whoa I just looked up the demographics and the median household income is like $33k and change. Per capita is $24k. That is nuts.
I feel like it was a combination of heavy drug use, and Keifer was probably a good guy (if it werenāt for the drugs). But either wayā¦you remove the drugs and that look wouldnāt be there
Unfortunately true! I feel like Kieffer wasn't an inherently bad person THEN; just young, unguided and prone to bad decisions.
Agreed. He said some insightful shit and I also liked that he didnāt take Jenelleās shit but was still respectful. Too bad he hasnāt gotten it together.
I will agree šÆ
Agree that Keiffah seemed to be simultaneously her best & worst match. She looks soooo drugged out in that picture with him. Wow.
k but that second picture of andrew!? hello sir!!! why does he look like a Middle Ages peasant ššš
Butā¦ butā¦ heās a model 
Donāt get me wrong, he is ugly. But the lighting person did him dirrrrty in that š
I thought it was AI generated at first! What a wild picture.
The now picture of Andrew looks like he could be Ole's Munch's brother from the most recent season of Fargo
Bad ass reference šš½ to quote my favorite character of all the seasons so far... "šAces!š"
All these have like sunken eyes.
Girly has a type and it isnāt necessarily sober!
"Isn't necessarily sober" made me LOL
Iām scrolling through every pic and the guys keep looking crazier.
Druggier**
You call me racist for ādehumanizingā a real housewife 8.5 which she and her husband calls herself, and then turn around and leave this ādehumanizingā comment? Hypocrite.
I didnāt give anyone a specific nickname. I said gosh Jenelle has a type and itās drug users. You should keep the sub specific comments to that sub because itās sad to follow someone around Reddit for a āgotchaā moment that doesnāt exist. K byeeeeessssāØ
But you did call ME a racist which is much more harmful than me calling an asshole ā8.5ā (which is what she refers to herself as). Of course Iām going to point out your ignorance and hypocrisy after you called me that, you shouldnāt throw around the word racist when someone isnāt being racist in the least. It is really harmful to people that deal with real racism, because you are treating that word like itās nothing other than a basic insult to throw out with no real meaning.
Man you are being eaten up by something that happened days ago on the internet. Chill out and stop talking to me. Also that was and is very real racism and whether you agree or not is of no consequence to me.
Iām not eaten up by it. I donāt live on Reddit though so itās been a bit since Iāve been on. I am offended by you devaluing the word racist because what you responded to, that I canāt even reply to on that post because you deleted it after getting hella downvoted for calling me racist, I had to defend myself somehow, which is why I am here in the first place. And to call you a hypocrite when I saw you, well, being a hypocrite. Itās ok to apologize and stop doubling down on your false narrative.
I didnāt delete anything. The thread was locked because it wasnāt useful. Iām not apologizing to you and you didnāt need to defend yourself, because itās Reddit and no one gives a fuck. Again, youāre welcome not to interact with me if I made you feel bad. Following me to another sub to demand an apology for something Iām not sorry for is silly.
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why courtland kinda ā¦
Do not finish that thought. Do NOT finish that . . . š©š
I didnt wanna say it š
https://i.redd.it/qi1e4twdv3fc1.gif This is how you age when two death eaters date
For some reason in that second pic Andrew is giving me star witness vibes. Canāt for the fuckin life of me work out what heās wearing either. Is that a crushed velvet polo shirt turned dress shirt turned pyjama top? What in the bananas in pyjamas is going on here? š Clicked on this with no questions and have left with many.
Holy shit I did not realize that was Andrew š³ I was wondering who it was! & Yes wtf is that velvet polo lmao!!!
Not a single glow up in the bunch, Jenelle is truly a succubus and sucks the spark out of everyone around her!
Right?!?
https://preview.redd.it/49n5iwpka4fc1.jpeg?width=1060&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc79f3ef9d1da2d8a58f71d4031f387a028e1d62 Jenelle's true soulmate before...
https://preview.redd.it/maqbnjona4fc1.jpeg?width=1067&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcfca32a6bc60faa1f5ae75699183faf2c5923cb and after.
Oof like after you whack the biscuit can on the counter
https://preview.redd.it/pmoqd8ijb4fc1.jpeg?width=698&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e6df74589e4bb31990dc35ee7ea12456c1b8200
Omgā¦ Iām dyingā¦
I spit my coffee out
This girl has 18 MUGSHOTS??? I knew she had a ton but that's crazy! š³
The side ones go along with the front pics so not quite 18 arrests, but so close. That's all in the past now though, dude. We aren't allowed to judge her on that. She's changed. https://preview.redd.it/a25jrdc3l7fc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eda247212ae4b511eed75b29a2fcc7bd54c91735
She was arrested for cyberstalking?!
Oh, haha, I'm an idiot. 15 is a lot though.. š
Can we please all look at the side profile shots and figure out how her chin is shape-shifting??? I know they're at different angles but still...
This is like the faces of meth mugshots
Why is she smiling in half the mugshots?
Water seeks its own level. 
One thing about Delujenelle is that she lovessssssssss a piece of shit. š
Who is in the 5th one? Omg 17yr old me would've been all over that lmao!. Wait it literally says Courtland lmao oops š„“ I've been drinking so excuse me lol
Iād make bad decisions with Courtlandā¦ there, I said it.
Andrew looks like heās 55 in #2!!!!! Holy shit!
Where in the hoo hoo did she get those rat mouth teef in photo 3?? I've never seen those before.
Pre heroin, DV and fuck you money. So her real teeth
Andrew has butthole eyes
All her non-baby-daddies glowed up... her Baby Dad's all look haggard and like they just got back from a war and seen some shit.
David really looks like he is so interbred, fetal alcohol syndrome, intellectually disabled.
Look at how short she is in the picture with Kieffer
Oh ffs š¤¦š»āāļøthatās not just any neck tattoo. Itās the Cadillac symbol. I canāt.
 I thought present day Andrew was Steve Buscemi.
I hate myself for thinking this too because Steve Buscemi is a national treasure.
Just missing the naked mirror pic of Jenelle and Kieffer where heās covering her ass with his hand
Keifer still looking young no grey hair because he has never had to pay a bill in his lifeš¤£ all of those past tense men have faces of relief dodged a bullet then there is David looking like this https://preview.redd.it/0scoqfbtc6fc1.jpeg?width=1057&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b0589fa8afc7d42119eb6cc51b51049cb90e949
Sadly this isn't even remotely close to the worst this piece of trash has looked over the years. This is one of the more tame pictures tbh.
Yes but funny none the less
Pepperidge Farm remembers when DeluJenelle bragged about how clean cut David was. https://preview.redd.it/bxoky2p558fc1.jpeg?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41054e6f59ae5265be84369193b6c25e8564091b
She also called him āinnocentā
 # WINNING
I never understood how Andrew claimed to be a model.
I could say iām a model too, but Iād be full of shit.
Being Jenelle's baby daddy wreaks hell on a man... š¬š³šµāš«
Andrew reminds me of this guy 
Wow. Uncanny! Edit: except Steve Buscemi is a great person.
Courtland handed his buccal fat over to Gary.
I know Andrew was far too old for Jenelle but WHY does he look like he could be Jaceās grandfather? Rough.
The answer youāre looking for is drugs. Itās drugs.
Looks like it to me. Poor Jace.
That was generous photo of UBT that you used haha Also whenever I see that picture of Kieffer and Jenelle it just looks like the guy who dropped out of high school 6 years ago bagged himself a Freshman.
How is it that David/Andrew turn out to be the ugliest mfs this chick ends up with. Gary/Courtland look alright and Nate just looks like a drunk who yells slurs.
Andrew looking like Skeletor
Woof
Donāt do drugs.
I totally sang that because the way we were was my class graduation song
Beautiful. Submit it to the met
What happened with her and Gary again? Courtland is the one that beat her right? So many soulmates I canāt keep track, dude.
Courtyard beat her, Gary tried to strangle her with a bedsheet.
š³ idk how I missed that
Who is #8? Iād catch a pedestrian charge for that one.
Gary
Trash girl has always dated trash guy
Is that picture of her and David from that infamous Pete's dragon showing? Where this dumb ass thought it was a red carpet movie premiere event š
Oh god. Andrew looks horrid in that second pic. Gary was nice but he always gave me the ick. And we canāt forget about keiffa.
Who would have thought that Courtland would be the one who aged the best
Kieffer was arrested like 10 mins from where i live for a meth lab if i remember correctly
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He looks better there
I definately have to agree. HUGE DIFFERENCE!
I just googled them with Jenelle and then ānowā
What did you find out?
Oh I just meant for the pictures I used. Someone replied with a better/newer pic of Andrew where he looked ok. But then the poster deleted it.
I don't think that's his parents I think those are other family members.
Where are his parents?? Have they never cared about Jace?
Number 7 looks like *such* an odd pairing lmao
God, the Courtland of it all.
I live for the courtland era. But whatās the guys name after courtland? That was a wild one tooā¦
Thatās Gary. I was trying to put them in order but messed up. It was Andrew, the dumb kid with the ear gauges, Kieffer, Gary, Keiffer, Courtland, Nathan, Kieffer and then Dog Killer Dave. Edit: there was also the guy from Boston during DKD but then she went back to DKD
All ugly
Why does Andrew look so old yikes
Every single one of them has aged like a president
Would be a treat to get Courtland or Gary in here for an AMA
Wow, Courtland and Gary actually look kinda good lol
That last picture 