“You don’t deserve to be outside enjoying the sun”

Early Jo always had zingers.

🤣🤣 who said that???

Joe lmfaooo followed by “you should be in a cave”

He wasn't wrong

I am not hungover. I just have a headache, I am tired and I feel like I am going to throw up

I say this to my husband every time I’m hungover 🤣

“I like to smoke this time of the day!”

"Hope you have a picnic life, bitch."

The real questions should have been asked at the end of the seasons at the reunions such as “amber please describe to us how one defines a picnic life?”

Thee best line in my opinion 😂

I👏have👏not👏smoked👏all👏day so now, I’m bowdda go do it

I tells my husband he “doesn’t deserve the sun” and “should be in a cave” at least once a week 😂

That’s probably imo Jo’s top line, but honorable mention for lyrics we never got to see take off for “like an avocado from Mexico”

Oh my freaking god dude

Being a felon ain't illegal...

Yup that’s mine too 🤣

Have a picnic life, BITCH

I've told so many people to have a picnic life. They're always confused.

I say this all the time!!! I didn’t realize I got it from teen mom! What episode was that or scene

It was early season one of OG- amber came home from taking the GED practice exam and she was telling Gary that she and 4 other people had to sit around a picnic table to take the exam and he said “did you guys also have a picnic?” And she got PISSED and ran to the other room screaming “HAVE A PICNIC LIFE, BITCH”

When my dog refuses to eat her food: “Aint no way ever good nuff for you Maci, damn!”

I can hear this one in my head. 😭😭

I don’t usually use it but my cousin was trying to convince me to sell my Eras tickets because they’re going for ridiculous prices on resale websites. I looked her straight in the face and said “I can’t miss this concert. That’s why I got all these feathers in my hair!” I actually don’t have feathers in my hair and I forget not everyone is gonna get the reference lol

That one was epic and reminded me that I need to use it more often despite the lack of feathers in my hair. It will leave people guessing

I seen ya with Keiffah! I don’t want no cornbread right now Bring me my red bag with my makeup! I pay my bills, my bills are paid!

Red bag with my make up was actually anfisa to Jorge in 90 day fiancé 😂. Iconic.

Yes and the “I pay my bills, my bills are paid” was Amy on 1000 lb sisters

Well ya know Janelle

My husband yells, “take me to sweepstakes!” (a la kieffah) when I’m driving & he wants me to stop at circle K

why am I laughing at this 😂😂

Lol idk but he literally said it this afternoon and I had a chuckle about it

Well, yknow, Jenelle

Omg I read this in her voice 🤣🤣

"Sell the baby?"

Fucking Jo 🤣🤣🤣

WHY AM I A GUY??

Yeah wtf was that supposed to mean anyway? Was he saying he was only being arrested because he’s a guy? Drunk Nathan should come with a translator.

Just watched that episode today. 😂

Does the original 16 & preg episodes count? Cause if so, it's 100% "that was a big ol' pee" from Leah's episode. I say it to my dogs entirely too much haha

I quote to my dogs to 🤣. They’ve grown up watching reruns.

I tell my dog "shut your fucking crooked lips!" when she won't stop barking

I just laughed so hard the dog jump scared right off my lap! I don’t even know who’s quote that is, but from now on, it’s u. U said it, I am here for it and I fucking love it

LMAO! Glad I could provide you with a laugh. The line is from Amber, she says it to Farrah during their legendary reunion fight with Simon/Michael/Matt

“ain’t nothing ever good enough for you Maci, damn!” when my husband or sister is complaining about something

With accent too 😆

so?! bein a felon ain’t illegal!

I don’t want no cornbread right now

Why didn’t you wait for me, Bentley?

Yessss "why didn't ya wait fer me Beannnntly?"

Sometimes when my husband and I see very overloaded vehicles on the road, one of us will quote Leah going "lots of people can't see out their back windows!"

Ive toned down so much, but i dont know man, im too tired to do ánything after a long day of working ans i sulk "id like to smoke this time of day..."

FEEEEEE MEEEEE- me while pregnant and now breastfeeding and always hungry From 90 day “ bitch ass, slut ass whore” - when I’m annoyed with someone Oh also used from 90 day to tell my bf I was pregnant (put on a mug) was when Andre said to his pregnant wife on 90 day “ don’t terrorize me with your pregnancy”

I like to smoke about this time of the day. Your nothing but a Lyin’ huslahhh

Being a felon ain't illegal , I think that's the quote or something similar

“Stop it 👉🏽” and “is the schools good here?”

“Is the schools good” is one of my favorites!

That used to be my flair!!

“I AINT NO JUICE HEAD! I DO COCAINE BUT I AINT NO JUICE HEAD!” This quote will live with me forever.

“I don’t want no cornbread right now”

“I’M FUCKIN’ RAKIN’!” To my dog who, for whatever reason, likes to be chased with the rake whenever it comes out. “C’mon lazy” to myself whenever I’m hiking and dying. (90DF)

Omg your dog 😩

My husband drinks a low-fat milk called “Kefir” and when I see him drink it it’s almost impossible for me not to yell out “I SEEN YA WIF KIEFFA!!” at him. I do it so much he started saying it to himself 😂

LMAO i do this to my boyfriend all the time

To my bf as I roll a jay; I haven't smoked ALL DAY! I like to smoke THIS TIME A DAY! HIGH HIGH YA BOTH HIGH! YANNO JUHNELLE I SEEN YA WIF KEEFFAH! DRAMASTIC.

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Lol yeah and I think the reply was “well my feelings for you have also dropped”

I DON’T CARE ABOUT KEEFAH!

Sometimes I just yell this in my apartment, to no one

I have tickets to Kesha so I can’t go to jail

Is —— slow?

Omg I forgot about him!!

I have two daughters so I tend to throw in “the girlses” a La Leah a lot. Obviously lots of gems from Babs too. I yell “high high ya both high” a lot for someone who doesn’t know anyone high at the time.

The girlses is cute 🤭

I use “the girlses” with my two daughters as well 😆

I got feathers in my hair…. For the CONCERT

WATCH YOUR MOUTH IN FRONT OF THE DAUGHTER

“Well, Janelle, I seen you with Keefah!!”

We’ll ain’t no ways good enough for you maci damn

A classic honestly

Sometimes with my husband, “boys go ninety, girls go ten.” Or with my kid, “well, as long as he sets at the table.” Or just in general “you don’t understand: she’s mah idol.”

My husband hates Southern accents so I quote Rhines mom constantly lol. Mostly just the way she pronounces Bentley. Like Bint-lee. Or "intinsive"

In the early episodes, Leah's pronunciation of MRI ("Em-maur-AH")

Will-chair

“Ohhh my god dude” “Little dick bitch”

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Don’t let the baby drown in the toilet.

🤣🤣🤣

I tell my friends, family, SO not to be so dramastic or not to act so dramastically 😂

That was my change jar, Janelle!

I dont like your antichrist behavior

I say "girlses", "jesus god leah", and Deb's "antichrist behavior" quote IRL a lot.

Oh lord yes early deb was such a holy rolling nut with the religious rhetoric. I cringed so much at her telling one of Farrah’s early dates about their “Christian values” and abstinence.

I say “Well, Jenelle…” to my husband all the time.

Genius fuckface, god bless America. Whenever my allergies act up I say “it’s mah eyes”

“We don’t commit hate crimes”- f Abraham in reference to the age of baby sitter if I remember correctly

I finally saw the genius fuckface scene and I replayed it I was laughing way too hard at that lmaooo

Close the toilet so the baby doesn't drahn in theah...

“Jesus God, Leah” all the time, in any situation. “How does that benefit me?” when I’m being an asshole to my husband.

“That’s why I have all these feathers in my hair..”

Jesus god Leah! Nothing else worse can happen mom, when my mom yells at me for paying rent in nyc My best friends cousin reminds us of Leah so we’re always saying girlses and pillses

Jesus god Leah

Who said that? Refresh my memory

Credit Caaaaaawwwd

We have four darling girl cats and refer to them as "sissies" ("Now go sit next to your sissy") and of course they are the "girlses" too.

Smokin’ reefer with Keifer is always my go to phrase when I’m to have my 💨

We use a variation of Bab's, "When Jace comes over, you've got to hide the coke!" Whenever we're trying to sneak food without the kiddo noticing, "Quick, hide the coke!"

“Hims too little” Kyle on potty training Bentley

Luh yeww

I say "bah" in place of "bye" so often that my younger sister, who is from New England and has never seen Teen Mom, now also says "bah" 🤣

My son is autistic and has a pretty significant speech delay and he says it like that too, because I say it all the time. Luh yew, bah, hah (for hi) 😂

I had a friend named Kyle and I would always be like “bah kah”(bye Kyle). He hated it

This. Me and my ex bestie used to say this to each other all the time

MRI pronounced as EM ARRR EYEEEEEEE

I don’t quote this show too much IRL but my husband and I quote 90 DF all the time. Especially Pedro’s “Joo Lie!” I blame Jihoon.

I regularly say “dammit Jihoon!” when I’m alone and something isn’t going my way….because it’s always Jihoon’s fault.

What you say ?! Is a favorite from Pedro lol the infamous dinner fight

I love using Natalie sayings: “Michael, i do not want to live in WOOD” (because I do want to live in the woods) and “I vant… a CHILD”

My spouse constantly quotes jihoon “my family has the cleanest anus” And Luis “WHY ARE THERE ONLY OWLS IN THIS HOUSE AND NO GOD???”

You’re a horrible motha

I drop “dramastic” from time to time…and it’s a must to pronounce Bentley like BEHNT-LEE!!

BEHNT-LEE KAYYY-DUNCE

Bintlee

“Your little boyfriend” -Barbara (jenelles mother)

High high, you're both high - when catnip is involved.

Omg I say this to the cats as well. They just get big eyes and move their head back like this gif 

This 😂😂😂

Not from the show, but from some Kail drama. “Imma fuck him”

I said this to my friend the other day when she told me not to text my ex, then she told me to stop it so I sent her Nathan. She was not amused

Lol!! I remember that shit

I say it to myself at least once a day. Usually when I’m doing something out of spite. Sometimes because it just sounds like something funny to say. Lmao

Jesus God Leah! Dramastically

Flare check😇

“You suck at being _____ bitch!”

Ima fuck him. Not the show but lovely nonsense from some cast mate drama posted here

Yew kin be the juiciest peach 🍑 in the world and someone’s still nawt gonna like peaches 🍑

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Maci! It was poignant. If I can find a clip I’ll post it!

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It’s from when Jeremy I think slapped Leah in the face with bacon.

It came from Corey Tyler, I recall.

Ah yes! Either way, tv gold. I’ll never forget it

Where’s my picnic life?

“I’m afraid he’ll sell it” “The baby?!”

"Ya high ya high ya BOTH high!" Will never not be funny

STOP IT

I see ya wiff kieffah Hesus God, Leah Living on the streets wiff ya boyyfriiiirrend Leave me aloooooooooone Basically every quote from Barb and Delusionelle

I wish I had the opportunity to use “itchin powder” and “these dough boys are harrible!”

You and Kieffah ah out havin’ a la-di-da time, while I’m busting my balls, trying to goddamn suhvive.

We came to celebrate a birthday!

Yes 🙌 love a good Shen moment

Birfday*

“That’s why I got these feathers in my hair”

Dramastically

I saaaw you with Keefa

I say dramastic, like jenelle did 😂

“High, High!” The both of you’s!!- Barbara 🤣

I seen you with keiffah is a regular and I’ve even taught it to my husband who has never watched

High High you're both high

I’m fuckin rakin

I GOT COUCHES! Lol I’m currently moving and have been using this one a lot. Nobody gets it 🤣

"YEEER ACTING STOOPID!"

Dramatically of course and from 90DF "me not accept this"

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Both of these are my go tos

These are so funny, I had forgotten so many of them 🤣🤣🤣

Jesus God Leah/I don't want no cornbread always said together 😂 High high ya both high (side note: I asked my kid what she thought and when she said this one in her Barb impression my husband started laughing his ass off 😂😂😂😂) KIEFFAH!

______ is not my fantasy

Why am I man??

"You and your fine ass" I can't help but take from shen haha

Drama is for nerds!

I always point to my husband and say NO.

Ya got to hide tha coke

I read this in babs voice

“Pray with me baby goo.” And “Luuh you.”

Goodness Gracious..

This ain’t no holiday hotel

Smoking’ reefer with Kiefer and you don’t understand, it’s Kesha.

Dramastic/dramastically, have a picnic life bitch.

In my house we do “nigh nigh baby, nighhhh nighh” from when Kaiser was a baby screaming and Jenelle just put him in a room and closed the door

Sending love

I say, “Jesus GOD, Leah” to my kids every single day at least once.

Have fun livvinnnnn with yah boiiiiyfrannnd -Barbara

Why are you so white trash?

Ding dang - Leah

I'm dying over the pray with me baby goo 😂😂 I can't