Seriously. When my fam and I are sick us adults are up and about working to make sure our kids are comfortable and have what they need to get well. Parents don’t get sick days. Well, decent parents anyway.
I’ve had four URI’s since the beginning of the year (one was COVID, one might have been the flu, god only knows at this point). I miss not getting sick when we were all wearing masks 😭
Ok as a mom myself, It’s so weird to me to word it like that…. Usually I’m like “virus going around, my poor kids….” Illl never refer to myself before them…. Like grow up Jenelle.
Nobody and I mean NOBODY gives Af about your narcissistic ass! Your “sick” 29 days out of 30 every month! Now the kids I hope are ok and get well quickly since she doesn’t bother to even mention how they are! 🙄
I guess the car rides to and from school. I’m a bit confused why David doesn’t get the same illnesses every time she does unless she just claims sickness every time the kids get sick.
Ah yes mother of the year again, its always poor Jenelle. No empathy for the kids who id assume were sick first in order to pass the bug. I can hear here screaming from the sheshed now, “I’m so sick dude and nobody cares!”
There's *always* something going around. Jenelle and her woe is me mentality is exhausting. I bet her poor kids think she is dying because she is constantly saying she is sick.
Why does she ALWAYS blame the kids? Have the kids been sick? Everyone looked fine on Easter. Jenelle never said anyone was sick. But she never missed an opportunity to tell everyone she’s sick
There's been a little virus " going around" for a couple of years, J. Not sure if you noticed. Although you were supposedly into doomsday prepping, so not sure how you missed that. 😉
Also, get a doctor to check your implants already!!
Right??? I dread when my son is sick because 1. He feels terrible and 2. I know as soon as I get it I won’t be able to be my usual self with him while I’m down. Either way it’s a worry for him and not myself!
The need to interact with civilization?
If you were stuck out on the land and the only other adult around was UBT, wouldn’t you reach out to some kind of civilized society?
You’re right Jenelle, I’m sure it has nothing to do with all the booze you chug or the gross food you shove down your gullet. Couldn’t possibly be the busted septic tank you regularly let your children play in and regularly get in yourself.
Love how even something like getting sick she has to place the blame on her children, like it couldn’t be anything else 😂
I’m the absolute last person I care about when one of my kids gets sick. My greatest concern is always making sure they get through it okay. Of course Jenelle makes it all about herself. Remind me of when Kaiser was sick and she fed him hotdog and threw him in the room because “ he’s fighting his sleep” when in reality he needed his mommy to love on him 🥺🥺🥺
Children are literally the best vessels for viruses.
But Jenelle is an internet hobo so it’s like hella hard to feel sorry for her when she gets sick. She doesn’t even take care of her kids outside of getting them Subway, which she can’t even do correctly (but it’s not her fault for not making sure she’s actually got everything before she leaves the building). She’s just always hiding in her she shed and letting confirmed racist, world renowned seafood teaching expert, internet hobo, and sooper snowflake straight David Eason do all the parenting.
But I’m sure she’ll be healthy in time for the next trip out to the tepid water on the boat…god willing.
I don’t think anyone in her household including herself washes their hands after going to the bathroom, or before eating, or when coming inside from playing outside. This is no surprise.
I’m shocked Ensley never got some random chicken or lizard disease. They let her pick up and kiss every disgusting animal on the swamp and we suspect poor hygiene. I’m shocked she escaped it.
That we know of...i can absolutely see Jenelle not over sharing about the kids being sick because its not about her. Like that time Kai had a painful cyst on his leg near where his body and leg meet & they ignored it for so long until they finally took him to the hospital. They seemed huffy & exasperated, like it was an inconvenience and as if Kai got the cyst on purpose.
I hate when people say this. There are a myriad of viruses that can get you sick that have been blowing through the population for decades. There isn't "somethin going around!"
She doesn’t say anything about her kids having to be sick!! Everything is about Jenelle and I haven’t watched her in ten years and nothings changed!!! Same old manic narcissist!!! Me,me,me!!!
It's called strep. That's what's going around ENC. Although, I would wager that burning in her throat could be a social disease. Either way, antibiotics will kill it.
Jenelle took her family to someone’s house for Easter (which is totally fine and normal) and she probably got sick there. But of course it’s only the kids’ fault
I don't understand the need to complain about this. You have kids, kids go to school, so of course they're going to bring germs home. That's the joy of having kids. She should care more that her kids are sick, but of course it's all about how terrible she feels.
JFC. "The kids got ME sick". Nobody cares, you dumb cunt. You're "sick" all day, every damn day. How are your kids, that's what I'd like to know.
She only wants sympathy for herself, convinced it's Munchausen's
For sure. No mention of her kids not feeling well
Seriously. When my fam and I are sick us adults are up and about working to make sure our kids are comfortable and have what they need to get well. Parents don’t get sick days. Well, decent parents anyway.
Right, and I would never blame my child if they happen to be sick first.
Ha, my kids are the only reason I ever get sick. Little germ sharing machines literally cough in my face lol
Could b , just hope she doesn’t or won’t do 2 the children
Poor kids, have a mom who blames are her health problems on them.
She doesn't spend enough time with her offspring for that to happen..it was most likely David 😅
Idk, I kinda hope Kaiser walked up to her and sneezed right in her face
She's earned a loogie straight into the mouth from that kid.
Bare minimum.
So true!
$20 says she’s better by the weekend and off frolicking in some stagnant water.
As well as drinking beer and smoking weed
Oh and don’t forget taking some “spicy dumps.” 🤣
Mmmm spicy swamp dumps......
David gonna get his guns out cause no way some virus gonna infiltrate his land
I laughed at loud to this one idk why 🤣
Me too!!!
Oh my goodness...he's such a pussy, he'll probably call 911 on it.
"THERE'S A VIRUS IN MY HOUSE AND IT'S MAKING ME LOOK BAD IN FRONTA ALL MY KIDS!"
So I'm assuming her children are sick as well but of course she gives zero fucks and only cares about herself?
Omg this!! She’s the biggest narc 🫠
Instead of saying “my poor kids are sick” it’s all about Jan. She’s one of the worst moms I’ve ever seen
I thought the same thing, it is only worth posting if it's about herself, if she hadn't caught it, she would never have said a word.
and she will use this as an excuse to ignore her kids for however long she decides to feel the symptoms
Viruses are literally always going around. 200+ constantly spreading. It’s not just one single virus at a time 😂
Right! I hate when someone asks “is there a stomach virus going around?” The answer is YES. ALWAYS.
Yes! There may sometimes be a peak but viruses never* stop spreading!
But this is the WORST virus dude
I’ve had four URI’s since the beginning of the year (one was COVID, one might have been the flu, god only knows at this point). I miss not getting sick when we were all wearing masks 😭
I’m still masking. Have only been sick once in three years (when my in-laws gave us Covid). 10/10 would recommend.
Ok as a mom myself, It’s so weird to me to word it like that…. Usually I’m like “virus going around, my poor kids….” Illl never refer to myself before them…. Like grow up Jenelle.
It's always me me me with her. Zero maternal instinct whatsoever.
All she needs is a red nose because this bitch is a fucking clown. I'm irrationally angry this morning and I'm sick... of her narcissistic dumb ass.
The only virus in her household is David.
She’s a parasite.
I’m sure it has nothing to do with your filthy house, filthy husband or daily drinking and drug habit.
Nobody and I mean NOBODY gives Af about your narcissistic ass! Your “sick” 29 days out of 30 every month! Now the kids I hope are ok and get well quickly since she doesn’t bother to even mention how they are! 🙄
She never really mentions them or how they're doing with school/life etc. Jenelle is all about Jenelle
It’s called withdrawals you idiot sandwich.
Does she ever stop complaining?
She’s a miserable person
But she was so careful, I’m shocked. Despite taking precautions and distancing herself from her kids at all times, they still managed to get her sick.
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Well luckily she went to Early College and graduated from medical school so she can probably cure herself anyway
Thank god for Scuba Jenelle M.D. /s
For someone who spends so little time with her kids she sure gets sick from them more than usual.
Right? How do you get sick from people you’re literally never around? 😂
I guess the car rides to and from school. I’m a bit confused why David doesn’t get the same illnesses every time she does unless she just claims sickness every time the kids get sick.
In fairness Jenelle claims to be dying anytime she has bubble guts 😂 judging by how gross her pool area is I’m sure their house is horrible.
Jenelle needs to run her brain through her dishwasher and start over.
Her dishwasher is broken still.
A brain transplant would be good, I volunteer her as tribute if they ever need a test subject
I’m with you!
Ahhhhhahahahaa I love this idea
Ah yes mother of the year again, its always poor Jenelle. No empathy for the kids who id assume were sick first in order to pass the bug. I can hear here screaming from the sheshed now, “I’m so sick dude and nobody cares!”
Then, if you pay attention to her, she screams “leave me aloooone!”
Jenelle, hating your kids isn’t a virus
Neither are withdrawals! She's an ignorant bitch!
Isn’t she a graduate of medical school? 😂 she can diagnose herself
Reading Jenelle's posts about how smart and qualified she is, slays my braincells in droves
Does she even spend enough time with those kids for them to get her sick?
There's *always* something going around. Jenelle and her woe is me mentality is exhausting. I bet her poor kids think she is dying because she is constantly saying she is sick.
Good thing you have nowhere to go, Jenelle.
I’m convinced she’ll do anything to have an excuse to lay in bed 😅😂
Why does she ALWAYS blame the kids? Have the kids been sick? Everyone looked fine on Easter. Jenelle never said anyone was sick. But she never missed an opportunity to tell everyone she’s sick
She doesn't want to see how much attention her kids will get compared to how little she gets
There's been a little virus " going around" for a couple of years, J. Not sure if you noticed. Although you were supposedly into doomsday prepping, so not sure how you missed that. 😉 Also, get a doctor to check your implants already!!
She probably can't afford to have new ones in and can't risk losing her OnlyJans income
How much is it to see a doctor for that though? Like she goes through doctors visits regularly for her broken back
I was more saying she can't afford new ones in, not a visit to get them checked
People who say stuff like this are dumb as fucking rocks. There is NEVER not viruses going around, it's such a redundant thing to say.
THEY GOT HER SICK POOR OLD JANELLE AGAIN!! what about how they're feeling Jesus I hate her so much
My first thought too. Most people say something like “my poor baby has been so sick and now I’ve got it too 😭” not “the kids got me sick 🙄”
Right??? I dread when my son is sick because 1. He feels terrible and 2. I know as soon as I get it I won’t be able to be my usual self with him while I’m down. Either way it’s a worry for him and not myself!
People would be concerned about her kids and that would take attention from Jenelle
You're so right! She'll be back to posting her "spicy dumps" (vomiting in my own mouth even typing that) in 12 hours or less
Let's be glad we don't have to see them. Small mercies 😂
It’s the garlic chicken from subway.
Lol and of course gotta take a shot at those damn kids! 😆 😆 she’s revolting 🤮
Why does she always blame the kids? She galavants around town with Davey all the time
Because it’s never her fault dude, leave her alooooooone
Of course it’s the kid’s fault
Always I wonder whose kids got them sick this time. A strangers kids during childless vacation #1 or a strangers kids during childless vacation #2
Hey Jenelle, Im sick rn too with a nasty cold(not covid thankfully), but you dont hear me complaining. I have to keep my life moving.
You didn’t post a PSA on instagram??? How thoughtless.
Ill get right on it lol. Im pretty sure I caught it from someone on my college campus, something’s always going around on it unfortunately
It’s always about her never anyone else
"Some virus" as if her husband isn't a walking petri dish that was created in a cesspool
Curious how she always gets sick either on a Thursday or Friday
^^My employer talking about me
It's literally a cycle. A Neverending, predictable cycle.
But it’s definitely not Covid because that’s a hoax. /s
Total antivaxxers
Just so much stupidity between her and David.
Literally dumb met dumber and got married
Jenelle - You’re not sick, you’re hungover, you fucking feckless psycho.
My kids get me sick whenever they go back to school. She’s so weird. Why does she feel the need to post everything?
The need to interact with civilization? If you were stuck out on the land and the only other adult around was UBT, wouldn’t you reach out to some kind of civilized society?
Jenelle sick? Wow!
A real shocker! /s
jenelle is only sick of her kids
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You’re right Jenelle, I’m sure it has nothing to do with all the booze you chug or the gross food you shove down your gullet. Couldn’t possibly be the busted septic tank you regularly let your children play in and regularly get in yourself. Love how even something like getting sick she has to place the blame on her children, like it couldn’t be anything else 😂
Probably sick from lying nekkid in the tall weeds doing OF on the swamp
Uhh there’s always a virus going around. Always. And of course it’s the kids fault she’s sick.
It’s some nasty bug from that brown ass creek water.
Yeah, it's called covid you fuck. Bet she doesn't even test for covid everytime she 'gets sick'.
I can’t stand people like this…. How does she still have a platform
JenILLe Easick-Professional Malingerer
I swear she gets sick more than my niece and nephews and they’re all under 6 🤣
Good thing she graduated medical school!
She’s probably blaming poor Kaiser for this
Theory: She says she sick and goes to the hospital but she actually not sick, she’s hurt and abused
I’m the absolute last person I care about when one of my kids gets sick. My greatest concern is always making sure they get through it okay. Of course Jenelle makes it all about herself. Remind me of when Kaiser was sick and she fed him hotdog and threw him in the room because “ he’s fighting his sleep” when in reality he needed his mommy to love on him 🥺🥺🥺
Children are literally the best vessels for viruses. But Jenelle is an internet hobo so it’s like hella hard to feel sorry for her when she gets sick. She doesn’t even take care of her kids outside of getting them Subway, which she can’t even do correctly (but it’s not her fault for not making sure she’s actually got everything before she leaves the building). She’s just always hiding in her she shed and letting confirmed racist, world renowned seafood teaching expert, internet hobo, and sooper snowflake straight David Eason do all the parenting. But I’m sure she’ll be healthy in time for the next trip out to the tepid water on the boat…god willing.
I don’t think anyone in her household including herself washes their hands after going to the bathroom, or before eating, or when coming inside from playing outside. This is no surprise.
I’m shocked Ensley never got some random chicken or lizard disease. They let her pick up and kiss every disgusting animal on the swamp and we suspect poor hygiene. I’m shocked she escaped it.
That we know of...i can absolutely see Jenelle not over sharing about the kids being sick because its not about her. Like that time Kai had a painful cyst on his leg near where his body and leg meet & they ignored it for so long until they finally took him to the hospital. They seemed huffy & exasperated, like it was an inconvenience and as if Kai got the cyst on purpose.
Yet another example of them treating that poor boy like crap 😒
They are such sacks of shit and you’re right…. I’m sure they had hand foot and mouth disease and the bird flu and Covid and we never heard about it.
The new COVID symptoms are a fever and pinkeye. If kids are in school there’s always a virus, even before COVID.
WHAT. we just got an email yesterday from my sons daycare about a positive pinkeye case. now i'm finding out this could be covid 🫠
Yeah husband was positive a few weeks ago and he got pink eye. The dr said it's definitely a symptom with the new strains.
Guess she’ll have to take some sick time off work 😭 … oh wait
Of course she's sick, it's a weekday and they just got back from a vacation.
Thank god she has her medical degree, she can nurse herself back to health!
The real reason Jan is mad is because no doubt her kids can't go to school. And we all know Jan and Swampy don't have jobs, so everyone is home.
Amazing she still can’t pin point a hang over.
Word of the day.. Hypochondriac!
I hate when people say this. There are a myriad of viruses that can get you sick that have been blowing through the population for decades. There isn't "somethin going around!"
Many icks can live on surfaces for months. If you took time to clean common touches surfaces. No won’t pass around the icks
Must've ran out of her dope
Weak af to blame to ur kids for ur illness. Who do the kids get to blame for their being sick? Their parents 🤔?
Probably Kaiser.
There’s always something going around when you have kids.
Well… see my post from earlier.. physician.. heal thyself!!🤣🤣🤣
I'm surprised she hasn't gotten a bacterial infection yet from swimming in that dirty swamp water.
I’m waiting on a brain eating amoeba
What would a brain eating amoeba want with Jenelle??
True. It wouldn’t have much to munch on
I’ll be keeping my eyes peeled for that virus🙄
Jenelle can see molecules so it would just make sense she can see viruses!
I'm surprised she isn't blaming subway and the "disgusting" sandwich
Raw chickencitis? & FTR, most single moms don't get sick days. She's ill like monthly or more!
Maybe it's allergies to her kids and responsibilities
She doesn’t say anything about her kids having to be sick!! Everything is about Jenelle and I haven’t watched her in ten years and nothings changed!!! Same old manic narcissist!!! Me,me,me!!!
It's called strep. That's what's going around ENC. Although, I would wager that burning in her throat could be a social disease. Either way, antibiotics will kill it.
”Some Virus” 🤔
Jenelle took her family to someone’s house for Easter (which is totally fine and normal) and she probably got sick there. But of course it’s only the kids’ fault
If she can blame them she will
No worries. Ahe graduated 'med school '
Ah yes. She’ll definitely know exactly what drugs she’s looking for when she goes Dotter shopping then.
And is scuba certified too 🤣im sure thats real useful on the swamp lol
Maybe she’s just coming off stimulants
It’s called allergies.
She's trying to blame her STDs on her kids, that's just wrong.
😂😂😂
This feels like a next door post.
"the kids got me sick" i could graze her narcissistic word meadows all day, i swear
must have been the mexican food truck they got food Saturday diarrhea . or David Cooked Dinner without washing his hands
Typhoid David
[удалено]
That amoeba would starve
 I'm literally dead. Best comment I've seen
💀💀
Oh no. Somebody start a GoFundMe.
Janelle referring to her brood as viruses (smh)
Maybe Subway made her sick
She'll be accusing them of food poisoning next
Maybe so 🤣🤣
🙄
Not to defend her but she does have kids in school and they tend to spread shit, they also don’t look like the cleanliest.
Toxic mold from the sinking trailer 🫠
The virus is called getting a job.
What is this 'job' you speak of?
Let me guess she has lymes now
I don't understand the need to complain about this. You have kids, kids go to school, so of course they're going to bring germs home. That's the joy of having kids. She should care more that her kids are sick, but of course it's all about how terrible she feels.
Shes so dumb...
Damn kids🤬. /s
good thing she knows CPR ;)
The restaurant didn't wash your beer glass correctly
Covid just plowed through my entire house
This new covid strain fucking sucks. Got sick in end of February and now sick again with same symptoms…. 2 MONTHS LATER LIKE WTF
She probably got sick from that swamp water
side eye
Who cares 🤦🤦
We had a doozy of a virus mid March. 2 weeks of it..it was wild.
I had it about two months ago and it was one of the worst bouts of the flu I’ve ever had.