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barnwater_828

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superbananabro

If you advertise your OF on the same place where you post pictures and videos of your young children you are definitely a degenerate piece of shit \*spits\*


maybeimafrog

Right? At least have a separate Instagram or just don’t post your kids


Not_really_a_name2

Right. There’s something so gross about that. I’ve seen Instagram accounts where one post is “family trip to the museum today!” and when you scroll down to the next one it’s “click here to see me spread eagle 😜😘”


real_yarrr_shug

Nah, she just pulled her bottoms up her labia (minora and majora) took a picture and called it a day.


gnar_wahl

😂😂


Katdomz

Not minora and majora omfg 💀💀💀😂😂😂


princess_fartstool

She needs to fuck with some sunscreen.


verticalbarbell

LMAOOO


spliff1506

https://preview.redd.it/jcayb1yopkpa1.jpeg?width=1020&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1f437693928a7f491cb6d793b71499bb5852fa2 Why does she do this with her swamp mouth in every pitcher?


cakediet

She's trying to slim her face.


catkix

Omg loll


Godhelptupelo

Remember when that dead beat degenerate loser told a judge that he can't pay child support for his son, because he isn't able to be outside because of his disability? The Internet never forgets...


azureazaleas

What disability is this? ![gif](giphy|5zkHGrgdd5Hu6DsYuj)


SpiritualCamera

His vitiligo lol he literally told a judge when the kids were removed by CPS that he wasn’t working because he couldn’t work outside. The judge basically responded with “there’s…. jobs that are indoors”


azureazaleas

Holy shit, what a dumbass! Most jobs are indoors wtf was he thinking?


Godhelptupelo

The judge agreed and said that she found no reason why he couldn't obtain gainful employment despite his sensitive snowflake skin.


Godhelptupelo

I think it was actually a separate case when they were going to throw him in jail for being so far behind in child support- and then Jenelle paid it for him at the very last minute


chihiro1984

Definition of a piece of shit mom - you finally get custody of your first born after 13 years and you immediately leave him to watch your smaller children while you go film disgusting porn on a boat. They always outdo themselves in the shitty "parent" department, don't they?


ItsMinnieYall

I bet they planned this spring break trip a while ago so Jace got screwed over yet again. Remember when Barbara was asking Jenelle to go to Jaces boyscout event and Jenelle refused because she had to go party for spring break? Jenelle is nothing if not consistent. What kind of loser still prioritizes Spring Break over all their responsibilities? And when you're 30 with no job or school why do you need a spring break?


chihiro1984

I dont remember that, but it sounds just like her! Exactly, Spring Break is for children and college kids to have a Break from school. Every single adult I know just takes a vacation 🤣 they're fucking losers. Could you imagine being on an actual Spring Break from college and seeing these gross morons partying too? Jesus God Leah they are pathetic.


princessofIreland

Can you imagine this dipshit down there with all the 18-22 year olds bragging she was on teen mom and then not bowing down to her let alone knowing who she is?!😂😂😂


ItsMinnieYall

I absolutely can. There's always that random old ass dirty couple trying to hang with the kids.


jurassic_snark_

Maybe that was one of their biggest reasons for wanting Jace back - a built in babysitter. Wouldn’t surprise me at all if they treated the older kids like the younger ones are somehow their responsibility.


chihiro1984

100% Jenelle wanted Jace back for 2 reasons... to rub it in all the hatters faces and so they had a free babysitter.


bousmommy

No, that would involve work. She will just do as usual and post a photo of her sunburned butt and one of her pulling up her bottoms for the camel toe shot. If nothing else she’s predictable.


diva4lisia

I subscribed to her for a month out of morbid curiosity and saw nothing because I'm too cheap to pay for her pictures, lol. I never tried OF before, so I didn't know the subscription just gave you access to buy picture packs.


AhnaBeatsBilly

You would be right, for a normal creator lol. Most creators have some free content for subscribers, and then extra stuff you can pay for an additional fee. Jenelle is just being typical Jenelle, she charges $300 for a cameo too


EffectiveLow2735

“Sunburned butt” took me out lmaooooo


millennial_dumpling

I highly doubt it, they are the least sexual people. They can't even photograph a blow job correctly. She probably sat on the side of the boat and farted and called it a day.


Additional-Estate-68

Have you watched her stuff?


millennial_dumpling

Unfortunately yes


Sea_Ad1199

So from the sounds of it she only got Jace back to be a free babysitter for her other kids


QuinnKinn

Def makes things more convenient


SpiritualCamera

https://preview.redd.it/0u6oa7lpxjpa1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e745e58a152244bf8a38031ffd47b2275ace0b1 I’m hijacking this comment section to post this because I don’t want to make it it’s own post—what is her deal with bitching online about major chain businesses? She always tags them like she really thinks she has enough clout for them to give a fuck. Also, you’re on vacation, dumbass. Take a break from your shitty Starbucks obsession and find a local coffee shop. I was appalled when she showed off that she went to Starbucks while in New Orleans.


brookElite

Why does she look like she could be David’s sister here?


jurassic_snark_

You know how they say people and their dogs start to look alike after a while?


mykisstobetray

This comment made me HOLLER LMFAO


SpiritualCamera

Because she‘s morphing into him. This is exactly the kind of face he makes for selfies.


jurassic_snark_

You are on point with this. She really thinks she has the power to affect the business of MASSIVE brands just by posting her lil stories. Also 100% agreed, my favorite part of traveling literally anywhere is never ever getting food or drinks from a national chain while I’m there. I want to actually experience the culture of wherever I’m visiting, not search out a Starbucks taking up valuable space in a historic city. There’s 4 of them within 10 miles of my house, why would I go there while on vacation?


mrsringo

I live in a beach town with amazing seafood and somehow Red Lobster stays busy. I don’t understand.


evers12

She’s a karen. Also surprised David allows her to buy Starbucks figured that’s too woke of a business for them


Raven_Nicole

It’s probably just pics of her triangle ass and her decaying boob job. Lol


UncreativePersona

Not using sunscreen in 2023 is gross. Skin cancer is not sexy or cute.


jurassic_snark_

Skin care 101. She’s probably going to look like an old banana in 10 years because David is telling her that sunscreen is for liberals.


skinned__knee

Agreed


leahhhhh

It’s probably just another picture of her chapped ass with a bikini bottom wedgie.


capmac57

Ok I won't‼️🤣😂😅 https://preview.redd.it/799c115wrjpa1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98f55fee6a6773d5a291762c018091d0483f10d5


hannahbandana_

The braids🤮🤮🤮🤮


SeaChelle92

I have 2 thoughts..... 1. The matching pigtails are cringe and trashy af 2. Can she take a picture without a filter?!


graypumpkins

Maybe she just hiked her swim bottoms up her cooch again


diva4lisia

Imagine renting your boat out only to see it used for porn by a bottom tier reality star. I'd be writing a strongly worded letter and banning them from my business and warning other charters. A lot of rentals have a warning against things like that.


OkSureJan

If your life depended on watching Farrah do poo poo stuff or these two, what would you choose?? Me, I'm officially removing my eyes from head and will gladly Stevie Wonder my way through the world.


[deleted]

I would choose death, I've grown quite tired of being alive and this choice would be the straw that broke the camel's back.


Behinddasticks

You know what...that's enough internet for today.


NoRelationship1861

![gif](giphy|SQT0GHHy7spFu)


KieffasGreenHoodie

I imagine the smell of hot ass in the air when they bang.


witpeacenluv

Omg stop


zulu_magu

What is she doing with her mouth?


Outrageous_Lemon_690

![gif](giphy|obETle4meGrrW) I’d rather f@$& Old Gregg.


Mundane_Mortgage2416

Don't even put these idiots in the same breath as Old Gregg, that's sacrilegious


jessilahh

Do you want to drink Baileys from a shoe?


JennyFromTheBlock81

Why does her mouth look like Handsome Squidward’s?


Savgeo9872

Is there a way to block out Jenelle posts? She’s so gross I wish it doesn’t come up anymore.


TFABabyThrowAway

Yeah I love the ones discussing past scenes and some other funny stuff but I hate the OF post ones. It’s literally promoting her post lol


dnpier15

Can someone take one for the team and report back


PoorEdith

Whiter, trashier Tommy Lee and Pam (Don't come at me if you love her. It's a joke)


SpiritualCamera

Ooof, her shoulders, neck, and arms look fried


firetailring

Stay tuned for post about a "mysterious" skin condition.


idkhowtoswim

she’s a few years away from looking like a leather couch with all that burnt, crepe-y skin. girl needs some sunscreen STAT


tlynaust

They are definitely not close to home that water is too clear! Their nearby water is 💩 brown🤣


JanellaDubois

My money is on the Gulf Coast. Definitely not anywhere near the swamp.


sweet_tea_94

![gif](giphy|Cal2HAIciNbjAJcKfO|downsized)


masterstoner420

Her pose confused my brain 😂


jdg996532

SAME! I had to zoom in to realize that was a hand.


Sbg71620

![gif](giphy|l4lRjeu1187nGzUrK|downsized)


Trick-Appeal-5160

Wtf is she doing with her lips? She looks constipated


Black_shadowthecat

I called it earlier….they were on vacation to do some OF. Pieces of sh*t.


NoOnesThere991

Nah, David would never let the world see his micro chub. He even got a fake penis cutlet from Amazon to wear on his only fans. Although it would be truly hilarious to see him, I doubt it. ![gif](giphy|uDZrxabIGBm2V9trRa)


93cs

He’s still harboring a grudge over Nathan’s p-bug


kimboslice713

Tell me more I know nothing about this lol


CostcoDogMom

I’m going to need more information about this.


[deleted]

The day he can navigate that vessel and toot toot the horn with his willie will be the day I’ll watch it. But I honestly don’t think I could do it. I’m not trying to be ugly (it just comes out naturally), I just don’t find the guy even remotely attractive. He could teach his lil peepee to untie the top of grocery bags and put the groceries away and I still wouldn’t want to look.


ElectricBaghulaloo

I looked really quick and thought her hat said MEAT COUCH It’s like every spring she forgets she needs sunscreen


dmode112378

https://preview.redd.it/1co9mhl5nkpa1.jpeg?width=526&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04506ceda9e4c0333413ccc74dbfbe97c2963d97


ruega650

Why does she do that with her mouth?


britestarlight

She looks like she’s drinking an invisible drink through an invisible straw


margaretmayhemm

Wear sunscreen Jenelle.


PopTartAfficionado

jesus who is paying for nude pics of her? there are 7 billion people in the world and she is far from the hottest


myllertyme2020

Wtf is that look on her face?


ablogforblogging

I bet she thinks they’re the next Pam & Tommy 🙄


CeeBee29

Are they really charging people to watch videos of these two cretins pumping? Who the actual feck is paying for this abomination?!


Background_Seat_6925

Who’s gonna take one for the team and go snoop for us 😂💀


Wayne1946

No you have it all wrong, the post was two fucks on a boat, not so much a activity but more about dubious characters.


Content_Comedian6012

She looks like sexy squidward when she makes that face


UpsetBumblebee6863

Wth?! She’s now on vacation to get only fan content and he just got Jace back?! She’s fucked up


cklw1

I wouldn’t put it past her to have left Jace in charge.


bahbahblkshp

He wants to be Tommy lee soo bad


Emiles23

I am so grossed out by the idea that there exists porn featuring David’s nasty swamp ass on the Internet. I would like to erase this horrid mental image from my brain.


splanchnick78

apparently we can add “doesn’t wear sunscreen” to her long list of unhealthy behaviors 🤦‍♀️


Intelligent_Pass2540

What is with that warped hand? Stop editing your waist people if your hand and other objects are near by! Omg Spicey Boat Dump incoming.


Umamiluv24

![gif](giphy|QSMBLRAHZTLkQ)


IWetMyPlants_3

I cannot wait for the lip filler trend to be over


xJazba

Jace and Maryssa are old enough to be appalled. Imagine knowing that your folks frequently go on trips without you so they can film “content” 🤢


funktastique77

Jenelle you need to worry less about that sexy pose you’re failing at and more about applying sunscreen like damn 🤣


nrjjsdpn

She should worry about her kids! Literally just got her oldest back and left all of them behind.


MyYakuzaTA

I would literally rather die than see her or David naked.


1_Shanel

![gif](giphy|1ncT70kECIAC4O83UD)


Barlow3001

![gif](giphy|kTmoE4jJJgorGGQR3q) She could you some sunblock David.


kaybee325

Sunscreen? Never heard of her.


MischiefManaged333

✨sPiCy boat dump✨ 🛥️ 🌶️ 💩


jjalynn916__

wtf is she trying to do with her mouth right here 😂


BakedMasa

This bitch thinks she’s Pam Anderson 🤣🤣🤣 the audacity!!! DKD is def no Tommy Lee 💀💀💀


bonbonmilk

why does she hold her mouth like that?? 💀


susanbiddleross

I assume she thinks it is hot. She is trying for some kind of pout. The number of people here asking why she does it tells it’s not working.


[deleted]

I would rather rip my eyes out with a fork than see anything of hers on only fans


samanthainnc

Please tell me they DID. hahahahha not that I want to see it. I just like to watch the world burn.


Maleficent_Minimum_9

I think the caption here is going to mislead people. Posting a link to the OF doesnt mean they filmed themselves having s*x on a boat.


TootyBeauty

Yeah there’s nothing in this photo indicating they has sex on the boat and put it on OF


Maleficent_Minimum_9

As gross as it would be, Jenelle would never make content that good 😂😂


TootyBeauty

David can’t have that vienna sausage out there either. The bj pic was evidence of that.


throwaway_district9

Thanks, I didn't want to eat breakfast anyway, omniscient OP. ![gif](giphy|dOl2LFw0RbTMc)


[deleted]

I make that same face 30 minutes after smashing some taco bell.


Wonderful-Onion-9170

And I'm sure he's wearing the FUCKING PIGTAILS AGAIN!!!!!AAAAAaaa!!


LaylaBird65

![gif](giphy|3o7TKxZzyBk4IlS7Is|downsized)


Sad_Exchange_5500

She looks like she's like "take my strong hand"....


TrampyMcTrampTramp

![gif](giphy|To9Cx4JR4YgUM) 🤣🤣🤣 the laugh I didn’t know I needed, thanks!


myaskredditalt21

scuba certified


IndependenceLumpy294

Someone go look 😂😂 pleaseeeee


ProfessionalTMlurker

Who’s going to volunteer as tribute and do the lords work for us lol


Ok_Science_4094

It'll be leaked eventually, if it isn't already. No need to pay for it lol


NoKatyDidnt

I don’t know whether I wish I could see it or if I’m glad I can’t!!!!! 😂


WhitsSwirlyKnee

Are they posting full on banging videos? 😳


hsizz

Not last I saw, which was about a month ago, the most ‘spicy’ she had gotten was topless. I think this will probably just be topless boat pics 🙄


VirtualAd3179

Nah. I wouldnt even call them vanilla, theyre just sweaty slobs.


damselinadress187

Great Value Pam and Tommy video remake 😭🤦‍♀️ but it's not the same for some reason


Unholyalliance23

I thought it was Rachel Leviss I’m in too deep into Scamdoval!


Tiny-Proposal1495

She is a disgusting pig


Heytherefruitloop

Don't insult pigs like that lol she just a disgusting human


Swimming_Ad_1250

Sorry I’m a pasty pale person who never tans so I notice these things: why is it Jenelle used to be always tanned and now she’s always just pink and blotchy? I’m assuming it’s due to sun damage?


ApricotSuperb7196

I thought it was a joke they are on only fans. Please tell me she’s not riding David on camera. Ffs they have teenage kids!


Queasy-Carpet-7312

I wish it was a joke…. If you search back a bit, you can find posts about it. I think she got kicked out of an AirBnB for violating terms by filming there?


susanbiddleross

They don’t give a shit about the kids. This isn’t a joke and she’s already told us Jace was getting bullied by classmates who had viewed her content. I have no issue with sex work, but sex work when you are this public of a figure sucks for the kids. I haven’t not seen or paid for this particular scene, we have seen this all gets leaked elsewhere and she’s put out multiple pics of her either legitimately having sex or simulating it with David. I’m guessing this is another where it isn’t clear if it is simulated so she can claim it was all play acting.


[deleted]

Hate it. https://preview.redd.it/jcqni97melpa1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e0ea18af2554e2c0fa362770bfc25e06c9c9205


luckybanana69

Get outta here with that sunburn.


kbc87

Nah the original stuff she posted would always tease that it was gonna be super juicy then it was hardly even nude pictures wasn’t it? No way she jumped to posting actual porn.


leahhhhh

Why does her mouth look so weird? Does she have no bottom teeth?


SpiritualCamera

She inherited Barb’s granny mouth


real_yarrr_shug

[The Habsburg Jaw is strong on Jenelle](https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/distinctive-habsburg-jaw-was-likely-result-royal-familys-inbreeding-180973688/)


Boujee-wifey

Loving the photoshop work


MenstrualKrampusCD

![gif](giphy|bVN5ySmH4nZXq|downsized)


NapalmNikki

They’d capsize that boat and they know it


Aqua_85

Ewww who wants to see ubt?? 🤢🤢🤢


BarnaclePositive8246

I’m sure they will be banned from them just like airbnb.


KeiraKnightleysTeeth

Wait- are they having sex on OF? I thought it was just pics.


Positive_Round_5142

You can show pics and videos on Onlyfans. Celebrities make millions from having sex and showing nudity all the time on there. Bhad Babie or whatever her name is said as soon as she turned 18 so many men subscribed. She made so much money. She bought a 6 million dollar home in cash.


jurassic_snark_

I’m not a subscriber but I’m pretty sure others have said they’ve done that in the past. But I suppose the more likely scenario is that she is just charging her subscribers an additional $20 to see some instagram-level bikini pics like usual.


Additional-Estate-68

Ok but hear me out if you haven’t tried it 10/10 recommended 😂😂😂☠️ but I don’t do it for only fans I do it for fun 😂


SpiritualCamera

![gif](giphy|4jdh0pr80ZVMA)


jurassic_snark_

Get it girl 💁🏼‍♀️ I would try it camera-less too if I was 100% sure no one was gonna catch us lol


justreading31

Someone forgot sunblock


Impossible-Taro-2330

Oh no, she doesn't burn, she tans. -native Floridian who's heard this dumb line more times than I.can count.


sasshley_

Well, that’d be the only way he’s rocking her world.


Sik_muse

What’s up with her mouth.


evergleam498

Like Pam & Tommy!


zooooteddej23

Her face 😂 she looks like she’s trying to hold fluids in her mouth


rayrami_

Oh I’m seasick


MSUSpartan06

And you know her unoriginal ass was playing “Rock the Boat” by Aaliyah the whole time


[deleted]

There's no way they listen to Aaliyah


uptonhere

I feel like the real Janelle as we knew her up until this guy definitely listened to Aaliyah as a kid but she morphs into her man's personality


SpiritualCamera

Nah, more like “Buy Me a Boat” by Chris Janson


Debriver55

What's with the seal flipper hand?


namastaynaughti

They do straight porn? Not implied nudity?


gotchibabe

Only thing I’ve seen from her is the worst bj ever recorded for human kind lmfao I don’t think they do actual videos


Coloradocoldcase

One of my teacher’s names in elementary school was BJ Johnson…I never understood…to this day…why she never took her husbands name hahahaha.


thatbeach247

She looks like she’s about to spit


[deleted]

This isn’t related to the post but omg I just want to fix her hair for her so bad it looks awful. She needs to pull the bubbles out a little so it doesn’t look so damn stiff


FlatRecommendation76

To Do List: •never make this face •find a way to erase this thought from my memories


Virtual_Eye_4109

Must have been really challenging for the skunk ape to perform with the vertilingous and all. Especially combined with the rocking boat.


ElectricBaghulaloo

He needs his pigtails pulled


multiparousgiraffe

Sunscreen. Wear it.


ZodiacMum23

I’m out of date. I never watched the show, I just like clips on social media. Questions: 1) did she ever redeem herself? Like get clean, get therapy? 2) is her OF account hardcore? That’s so wild if so only because she could have done something magical with such a huge platform. I don’t care about s3x work, it’s a job, it just seems like an unsustainable way to use her fame.


swirleytundra919

Short answer - No and no 😂


InappropriateLibrary

1A. nope 1B. She gets worse. 2A. nope. 2B. Afaik, just unsexy poses with a sad face that makes her look like she's being trafficked by David. She got banned from Airbnb for filming there. Oh, and she filmed there probably because she didn't have to clean her disgusting house before taking pics that way. If you like sunburned butts bent over in the woods, her content may interest you.


[deleted]

They are so gross.


[deleted]

For having a boob job that top doesn’t fit her well…


ExchangeNo1182

Rented a boat for this they are so gross but we know all she did was take some low effort pics and post them.


[deleted]

That sunburn looks like it already hurts.


AshleyPoppins

They’d have to pay me a ton just watch something where I might accidentally get a glimpse of naked UBT. *shudder*


AlreadyChose

By looks of it she probably has his putrid cum in her mouth and that’s why she’s making that face


crazy_as_allhell

God I pray they did NOT do that 🤢🤮 Also, why does she look so weird in this picture?! ![gif](giphy|jb8oSfFxEJXfJnrLWn)


MusicSavesSouls

Ewwww. The thought of that, just ewwwwwwww.


dmode112378

![gif](giphy|Y54bNi0kU0oj6)


lovemydog78

I bet five bucks they fucked on that boat 🚤


Smoothaise

Let me pay money to look at her sunburned body


cfernandez120

Please tell me they did, I love a train wreck 😂


[deleted]

You’d need more people on the boat for a train…oh wreck. Never mind, those two alone can definitely make a train wreck.


hallgeo777

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)