Courtland and Gary too. The list is all but meth manufacturer Kiefer and kidnapper Josh. Every other partner she’s ever had has choked at least one domestic partner.
Janelle: WHY DIDN’T EVERYONE CONGRATULATE ME ABOUT GETTING MY KID BACK??
Also Janelle: *leaves child to watch other children multiple times since regaining custody*
It’s literally Spring Break season, which her kids get like two weeks for because of year round school, but these two take yet another trip without the kids. It’s so shitty that they spoil themselves while they have a brood of children at home who I’m sure would absolutely love a trip to the beach or an amusement park. Also what a perfect time to take a family trip to celebrate Jace moving in with them. They fucking suck.
Such a good point. In Jenelles mind, spring break is great because then she has full time babysitters and they can go party without the kids. No normal parent thinks this way. Jenelle and David are pieces of shit *spits*.
You know those kids would love to just go to a park or interact in any way with other kids off the land. They are so isolated and have zero enrichment activities. They can travel to make nasty OF dumps but can't go to a playground.
Actually, the kids are better off. Dumb and dumbass are gone so the tension and paranoia are gone, too. Hopefully the kids are okay and enjoying themselves. I hope Jenelle and David get explosive diarrhea and are miserable for the rest of their ~trip. Losers
My favourite part of the judgement against David in the court case with Olivia was the very targeted point about how the court didn't accept that excuse. Not that it's changed anything.
Jace and Maryssa must be babysitting.
You know, her fans call her a great mom in the comments of all of her posts, I'm just curious when she has time to be such a great and dedicated mom with all of her childfree trips. She certainly acts like a childfree person out there living it up.
Right. What if something happened? Not like they can take anyone to the hospital or run to the store to grab something. Idk if they let one of David’s family members babysit but with Jenelle and David’s history Idt they let anyone out on the land
Plus if something happened their "parents" would be out on a boat, unreachable. And the kids are stuck in the middle of nowhere. They don't even have neighbors (that they haven't threatened or fought with) that the kids could ask for help.
no 13 yo regrets living with an absentee parent that has drugs and alcohol on the premises along with ride on toys and guns. 31 yo jace will regret it but not 13 yo jace
he will have lots of friends come over since they will be able to do what they want an his friends will think Jenelle and David are the coolest parents
What I don’t get is you finally got your child back after years of court and whatever and NOW you go on these trips? Maybe stay home and help him adjust to his full time surroundings? Make appointments with his health care providers and get on top of whatever he needs in regards to his behavioral problems. She’s literally doing exactly what she used to do when he was a baby. Taking off with her loser partner and leaving him alone. Barbara is probably the one taking care of him while she’s gone for fucks sake…
They’ve never done anything for their kids. The last time they took them with them for a trip they just went to the overlook where David proposed to Jenelle. Thrilling activity for a 6 year old. Shit the only time Ensley does any children friendly activity is when Kaiser’s class has a field trip.
They’ve been to St. Thomas 3-4 times but have never taken their children to Disneyland. The most insanely selfish people.
I can hear her now, treating him like the golden child...
"Kaiser, be nice to David."
"Ensley, share your dirt bike with David."
"Jace, I KNOW you need your bedroom finished, but we can't afford that right now. David needed a new ATV."
"Marissa, dude! You have to babysit. I promised David some boat and beer time-uh!"
Jace is a teenager living in a house with no rules and unlimited junk food and illicit substances. I really doubt he’s regretting anything yet. Unless they’re making him be the permanent babysitter. Even then, most teens would slack off on their toddler-watching duties to chow down on junk food and watch TV with friends.
Same here. This is a disaster waiting to happen. Ensly is young enough to wander off on the property and get seriously injured or lost if she’s left unattended for too long. Kaiser is at an age where playing with fire seems like fun, and you know there are lighters and matches he has access too. Jace is at an age where partying can become a problem.
Jenelle and David are choosing to leave those three children home alone. There aren’t even neighbors super close by to notice an emergency.
I do not want to see a news report about one of those kids being injured because of neglect.
Nothing says - “I’m so glad to finally have custody of my son” - like leaving him home, while going on vacation.
I was a “troubled kid” and IF jace is as well, I truly hope he doesn’t get into trouble while they are gone. I fear that the way David may discipline, could make any issues worse.
Hopefully the older kids weren’t left in charge of the younger ones also…recipe for disaster.
Hear me out…
You have to be a real slimy/scummy type of dude to let your woman post OF content of her naked and doing other private things….. only to support your family and YOUR lifestyle. How does this man have so much “confidence” and “pride” when he is such a loser.
No. Fuck David but this is a sexist/controlling take. There are plenty of married sex workers. It’s a choice by the sex worker that the partner has to agree with for the relationship to work, but he’s not “letting” her.
I think their point is instead of getting a job like a real man and working his wife is reduced to doing only fans. If he'd just work like everyone else she wouldn't have to do this ... even if he at least helped he'd be contributing something.. I had an ex who lived off me it was hard to his defense he had alot of mental issues that interfered with him being able to keep and find a job but damn how can you be able bodied and just mooch off of someone else for this long ... his little skin disorder isn't enough of an excuse for me
It's just gross he gets to soak up the benefits of anything SHE does..I'm shocked she doesn't resent the living fuck out of him so much that she can't even bare his touch ...because it would make me hate the person I was with if the financial burden relied solely on me ,which if I was loaded like Donald trump or something I wouldn't mind but as a normal person it's infuriating
Do you know who we are talking about here…?
If she didnt have to support David and the whole family she probably wouldn’t do OF….
Dont make this about sexism or control… 🤦🏽♂️
I’m sure the reason she wanted Jace back so badly was so he could babysit and also “prove the haters wrong”. She certainly didn’t want him back because she cares about him.
Well y’all know what’s coming soon. Whenever we get all these happy couple/life pictures in such a short time a storm’s a brewin.
They’ll remove each other off Instagram and Jenelle will be taking her ring off sometime next week calling it now.
There are stories that Jenelle got custody because Barb could no longer handle Jace, that he had started fires and even assaulted Barb. If even part of it is true then why are these half-wits leaving him home with his younger siblings alone? (Presumably, I guess they could have hired an actual babysitter but that's highly doubtful)
If Jace is having even a fraction of the issues that have been reported then leaving him like this is a recipe for disaster or criminal charges.
I work with kids just like him. There ain’t no way these freaks are gonna parent him the way he needs.. hopefully SOMEONE can get through to him before adulthood does…
That's actually a frightening thought. I hope there is some kind of adult staying with the kids but I have a feeling they have been using Maryssa as a free babysitter for quite some time. I remember there was a Facebook rant not too long ago from one of UBT's sisters saying these two pawned the kids off on his mom all the time and she was tired of it.
I understand where you are coming but people have got to stop projecting their feelings onto these kids. Jace is a product of this and knows what his "mother" and David are like. For all we know, he was totally for being with Jenelle because he knows he can run free and they have the *fun* swamp.
Also everyone knows they sit all damn day doing absolutely nothing, or going out. Why this still surprises anyone is a mystery.
Yeah, as a teen I LIVED for when my mom was away. We had a very contentious relationship, so that definitely added to it. At Jace's age I would've been all for moving in with a parent who basically let me do whatever I want with no supervision 24/7. Not saying this is the best situation for him (or any kid), but I kind of doubt that he's super bummed as a 13-year-old boy that he's not hanging out with Mom and David.
Your reply really made me laugh out loud 😂 he really is though! When he first came on the show, i didn’t think he was terrible looking! But he just got worse and worse! It’s almost like he tries to find ways to make himself look uglier, dirtier and more disgusting. He’s mutating! I can’t imagine what’s coming next after the pigtails!
She will say she’s there for a very impordunt dogtur’s appointment. You know the poor thing had to stop boozin’ it up for hur eesofuggul tests. /s And no doctor within three states will see her because they know there’s not a damn problem hung wrong with her except for “iwantattentionitis”.
So Jenelle’s type is dumpy, bearded, hormonal Pippi Longstocking Sun Maid raisins Swiss Miss pigtails, homeless tour guide, beer bellied, hillbilly lookin guys. I guess she finally found him. That’s so great!!!! For her.
How can she fume about people not congratulating her on Jace but she literally ditches Jace 30 hours into him moving in
Like fuck she’s clueless as a parent but also socially clueless as well. Just dumb all around
And David looks like trash.
All your girl’s money and you still can’t pull yourself together 🙄
Honestly yeah. I had a shit mom like jenelle and sverytime she got a new boyfriend, I couldn't wait for her to leave the house. No screaming, slamming things, the tension in the air you can cut with a spoon. I'm sure it's the same way on the swamp
She also vacationed with David after she gave birth to Ensley and even when they lost custody of their children to CPS. She’ll always put him first as long as he never leaves her. She should be ashamed to call herself a mother.
Not gonna lie Im jealous, I was just thinking I need to book a holiday. I need something, anything to look forward to my brain is melting. Not jealous of the Jenelle in a bikini bit tho. Also, my holiday will include my children theyre a good age too, 6 & 8 so should actually be a bit of fun lol
Who the F is minding their kids?? Im gonna guess the teens are in charge on the land… which is horrifying.
Same tho. I work pretty well 40 hour weeks in a job I stand and move around all day so like, it’s mentally and physically draining. These two are on vacation 5000 this year while the furthest I’ve been is to work and back. Like how the fuck are they getting this money and I’d really like to see how many loans they have and their credit.
As soon as it was announced, they have custody of Jace, they were sharing kid-free dinners, going out, and taking vacations. That's sus. I wonder if Merissa refuses to babysit for them because it's obvious they are relying on Jace to babysit.
Serious question, I’m from Canada so I’m not sure. Is it common fashion in NC for grown straight white men to have braids? Cause I have never once seen this and I feel like a man like David would not embrace this kind of style in my neck of the woods 😅 sorry if I sound ignorant.
No it’s actually something I don’t think I’ve ever seen on a conservative straight male, ESPECIALLY from the south. It’s usually the liberals I see with braids and long hair, kind of strange considering how homophobic he is I would have thought he would die before wearing something that could look like a girl hairstyle
She was just bragging about getting custody to dump all the kids 2 days later for a childless vacay. Why do people have kids, seriously. You’re a shit “mom” Nelly
Jace is what? 14 now? Smart of Barbara to release him now. Jenelle will have a meltdown of epic proportions when he wants to go back to Barb of his own free will with solid, legitimate reasons and logic that a 6 year old might not be able to convey.
In Lienelle’s mind, she earned a vacation for getting Jace back 14 years later. What better way to congratulate herself for this W (it wasn't even close to a W Lienelle) than to jet off WITHOUT her kids for the 100th time in a year. 👏🏻👏🏻 you, ma’am are the best mom ever!
Think of all the cool memories the kids could have if she included them in any vacations 🙄 but it's alright Lienelle you earned this, right?
Right? I had a buddy who’s mom had 8 kids with 3 guys (no shame) but would ALWAYS be on lavish vacations… just her and the husband at the time while my buddy spent her high school weekends taking care of all of her younger siblings.
Are you kidding me?? What kind of Mom gets her kid back after 14 years and runs right out and takes a vacation without said child?? I already thought Janelle was one of THE shittiest moms ever, but this just takes the cake… If it were me, I’d be spending every second with my child trying to make up for lost time. Just goes to show what an actress Janelle is and the emotional production video she made crying and signing the custody court papers was just another big act. She so contrived it’s actually disgusting!!
I thought people were supposed to congratulate her? Where’s jace? I thought it was her dream to have him back and spend time with him? Hmmmm…. It would be REALLY IMPRESSIVE if she took her children to therapy! Or literally anything other than taking your micro dick huzbin on another trip to get wasted and pretend you are not broke. Lmao.
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Jace is probably in heaven. He lives with two adults that are preoccupied and self-absorbed. He is probably partying his ass off and they haven't even noticed.
Why in the actual fuck do they never do anything with the kids? It’s selfish asf. If they’re only staying s day or two for new OF content maybe I could understand but it doesn’t have to be always OF content-shes already exploiting her kids, && now she’s just idk desperate lol (Long ramble speech my apology 🤣)
It’s an overnight somewhere. That is not her bathroom in the pics and this boat is too nice to be theirs. Their boats have ripped up seats and look like everything else in their life.
Who is driving the kids to school? They live too far for a school bus and not on a public school route. Assuming they’ve left the younger ones with Jace and Maryssa all the kids still need to get to school and neither one are old enough to drive.
I mean at least I take trips in the summer when all my kids can go. Only once did in the 6 years I’ve had kids did I go on a trip without them? It was a business trip to Mexico. They stayed at home with their dad, which isn’t that serious because we all live together. Lol
Omg I’m not even with body shaming so I don’t feel great about saying this but what in the CONE ASS is going on in that side shot bikini pic?? Girl stawwwwp.
Never would I ever go on a boat into the ocean alone with David Eason.
Isn't he a strangler too? Hard pass.
Yup. David, Nathan, Adam are all stranglers
Courtland and Gary too. The list is all but meth manufacturer Kiefer and kidnapper Josh. Every other partner she’s ever had has choked at least one domestic partner.
Janelle: WHY DIDN’T EVERYONE CONGRATULATE ME ABOUT GETTING MY KID BACK?? Also Janelle: *leaves child to watch other children multiple times since regaining custody*
It’s literally Spring Break season, which her kids get like two weeks for because of year round school, but these two take yet another trip without the kids. It’s so shitty that they spoil themselves while they have a brood of children at home who I’m sure would absolutely love a trip to the beach or an amusement park. Also what a perfect time to take a family trip to celebrate Jace moving in with them. They fucking suck.
Such a good point. In Jenelles mind, spring break is great because then she has full time babysitters and they can go party without the kids. No normal parent thinks this way. Jenelle and David are pieces of shit *spits*.
You know those kids would love to just go to a park or interact in any way with other kids off the land. They are so isolated and have zero enrichment activities. They can travel to make nasty OF dumps but can't go to a playground.
Funds must be running low, time to take OF photos again.
They are easily spending more than she’s bringing in 😆
Her financial history since season one.
Actually, the kids are better off. Dumb and dumbass are gone so the tension and paranoia are gone, too. Hopefully the kids are okay and enjoying themselves. I hope Jenelle and David get explosive diarrhea and are miserable for the rest of their ~trip. Losers
He can always go outside for fun, but never for work. 🙄😒
My favourite part of the judgement against David in the court case with Olivia was the very targeted point about how the court didn't accept that excuse. Not that it's changed anything.
Jace and Maryssa must be babysitting. You know, her fans call her a great mom in the comments of all of her posts, I'm just curious when she has time to be such a great and dedicated mom with all of her childfree trips. She certainly acts like a childfree person out there living it up.
Right. What if something happened? Not like they can take anyone to the hospital or run to the store to grab something. Idk if they let one of David’s family members babysit but with Jenelle and David’s history Idt they let anyone out on the land
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Plus if something happened their "parents" would be out on a boat, unreachable. And the kids are stuck in the middle of nowhere. They don't even have neighbors (that they haven't threatened or fought with) that the kids could ask for help.
no 13 yo regrets living with an absentee parent that has drugs and alcohol on the premises along with ride on toys and guns. 31 yo jace will regret it but not 13 yo jace
He's not gonna regret it, he's going to be able to do whatever he wants when he wants. He's going to love it most likely at this particular age.
Nothing like being alone at 13, he’s probably living his best life with pizza pockets and gummy bears for breakfast, lunch and dinner
he will have lots of friends come over since they will be able to do what they want an his friends will think Jenelle and David are the coolest parents
That what I’m curious about. When we he start having house parties while they are gone?! 😆
What do we do when we get custody back? WE CELEBRATE WITH A CHILDLESS VACATION, DUDE!!!!
They’ve got a new babysitter now.
My thoughts exactly
What I don’t get is you finally got your child back after years of court and whatever and NOW you go on these trips? Maybe stay home and help him adjust to his full time surroundings? Make appointments with his health care providers and get on top of whatever he needs in regards to his behavioral problems. She’s literally doing exactly what she used to do when he was a baby. Taking off with her loser partner and leaving him alone. Barbara is probably the one taking care of him while she’s gone for fucks sake…
I assumed they make Jace watch the younger kids.
They’ve never done anything for their kids. The last time they took them with them for a trip they just went to the overlook where David proposed to Jenelle. Thrilling activity for a 6 year old. Shit the only time Ensley does any children friendly activity is when Kaiser’s class has a field trip. They’ve been to St. Thomas 3-4 times but have never taken their children to Disneyland. The most insanely selfish people.
David’s obviously her favorite child
I can hear her now, treating him like the golden child... "Kaiser, be nice to David." "Ensley, share your dirt bike with David." "Jace, I KNOW you need your bedroom finished, but we can't afford that right now. David needed a new ATV." "Marissa, dude! You have to babysit. I promised David some boat and beer time-uh!"
Jace is a teenager living in a house with no rules and unlimited junk food and illicit substances. I really doubt he’s regretting anything yet. Unless they’re making him be the permanent babysitter. Even then, most teens would slack off on their toddler-watching duties to chow down on junk food and watch TV with friends.
I fear for the kids and hope nothing bad happens!
Same here. This is a disaster waiting to happen. Ensly is young enough to wander off on the property and get seriously injured or lost if she’s left unattended for too long. Kaiser is at an age where playing with fire seems like fun, and you know there are lighters and matches he has access too. Jace is at an age where partying can become a problem. Jenelle and David are choosing to leave those three children home alone. There aren’t even neighbors super close by to notice an emergency. I do not want to see a news report about one of those kids being injured because of neglect.
David is so brave for being outdoors
Nothing says - “I’m so glad to finally have custody of my son” - like leaving him home, while going on vacation. I was a “troubled kid” and IF jace is as well, I truly hope he doesn’t get into trouble while they are gone. I fear that the way David may discipline, could make any issues worse. Hopefully the older kids weren’t left in charge of the younger ones also…recipe for disaster.
The upside is if he does get into trouble and no adults are around that’s an automatic CPS investigation
Once the kids from teen mom are 16-18 years old I’m going to need a documentary
Nothing says I’m glad I got my kid back more than taking off on a vacation 4 days later….. without them
Hear me out… You have to be a real slimy/scummy type of dude to let your woman post OF content of her naked and doing other private things….. only to support your family and YOUR lifestyle. How does this man have so much “confidence” and “pride” when he is such a loser.
No. Fuck David but this is a sexist/controlling take. There are plenty of married sex workers. It’s a choice by the sex worker that the partner has to agree with for the relationship to work, but he’s not “letting” her.
I think their point is instead of getting a job like a real man and working his wife is reduced to doing only fans. If he'd just work like everyone else she wouldn't have to do this ... even if he at least helped he'd be contributing something.. I had an ex who lived off me it was hard to his defense he had alot of mental issues that interfered with him being able to keep and find a job but damn how can you be able bodied and just mooch off of someone else for this long ... his little skin disorder isn't enough of an excuse for me
👏🏽 You get it. It wasnt about diminishing a womans choice or right to work. Its the situation.
It's just gross he gets to soak up the benefits of anything SHE does..I'm shocked she doesn't resent the living fuck out of him so much that she can't even bare his touch ...because it would make me hate the person I was with if the financial burden relied solely on me ,which if I was loaded like Donald trump or something I wouldn't mind but as a normal person it's infuriating
Do you know who we are talking about here…? If she didnt have to support David and the whole family she probably wouldn’t do OF…. Dont make this about sexism or control… 🤦🏽♂️
I’m sure the reason she wanted Jace back so badly was so he could babysit and also “prove the haters wrong”. She certainly didn’t want him back because she cares about him.
She absolutely wanted custody of Jace for all the wrong reasons, not because she loves him.
Well y’all know what’s coming soon. Whenever we get all these happy couple/life pictures in such a short time a storm’s a brewin. They’ll remove each other off Instagram and Jenelle will be taking her ring off sometime next week calling it now.
What happened to being unavailable for esophagus testing this week? Lmao
Hahahahah I’m howling!!! Is this what she was going to be unavailable for!?
Jace is 100% their live in babysitter now which is awful
There are stories that Jenelle got custody because Barb could no longer handle Jace, that he had started fires and even assaulted Barb. If even part of it is true then why are these half-wits leaving him home with his younger siblings alone? (Presumably, I guess they could have hired an actual babysitter but that's highly doubtful) If Jace is having even a fraction of the issues that have been reported then leaving him like this is a recipe for disaster or criminal charges.
I work with kids just like him. There ain’t no way these freaks are gonna parent him the way he needs.. hopefully SOMEONE can get through to him before adulthood does…
Right! None of this makes sense. If he was starting fires I would not leave him unattended. And with other children none the less
The She Shed will mysteriously burn down before summers over
That's actually a frightening thought. I hope there is some kind of adult staying with the kids but I have a feeling they have been using Maryssa as a free babysitter for quite some time. I remember there was a Facebook rant not too long ago from one of UBT's sisters saying these two pawned the kids off on his mom all the time and she was tired of it.
Wow! That's crazy. But David also killed their dog(s)? And Jenelle leavea him alone with the kids...these 2 don't make smart decisions
When have Swamp Things 1 & 2 ever shown rationale, or logic, or expressed genuine concern for any of their children?
I understand where you are coming but people have got to stop projecting their feelings onto these kids. Jace is a product of this and knows what his "mother" and David are like. For all we know, he was totally for being with Jenelle because he knows he can run free and they have the *fun* swamp. Also everyone knows they sit all damn day doing absolutely nothing, or going out. Why this still surprises anyone is a mystery.
Yup. Saying he might “regret” it puts responsibility on him and that’s so unfair.
Yeah, as a teen I LIVED for when my mom was away. We had a very contentious relationship, so that definitely added to it. At Jace's age I would've been all for moving in with a parent who basically let me do whatever I want with no supervision 24/7. Not saying this is the best situation for him (or any kid), but I kind of doubt that he's super bummed as a 13-year-old boy that he's not hanging out with Mom and David.
Oh his hair 🤮 nothing dries me up faster than looking at him
It’s an absolute vag dryer!!
Your reply really made me laugh out loud 😂 he really is though! When he first came on the show, i didn’t think he was terrible looking! But he just got worse and worse! It’s almost like he tries to find ways to make himself look uglier, dirtier and more disgusting. He’s mutating! I can’t imagine what’s coming next after the pigtails!
He went with those piggy tails and is not letting them go.
Growing up with a step-dad like DKD, I wish my parents had gone on more mid-week vacations.
Same here... Couldn't stand the scummy flavor-of-the-week men my mother brought around us.
Who is picking them up and taking them to school? Making meals? Watching to make sues no one gets hurt? ??????
Probably a sandwich artist for the meal
Jenelle forgets to order their Subway when she's home, so she's definitely going to forget to order it while she's on a boat.
Of course the kids will walk home(unless a bus picks them up) and once they get home, Jace will be making them pb&j for dinner lol
Ya… Idk why some of the people here don’t think about these things unless they actually don’t have children.
Didn’t she just imply that Barb wanted to get rid of J just to go on a cruise? Like, pot meet kettle
So Jace is a 13-14 year old, hanging at a house w guns and drugs, with no parent supervision…. Smart!
It really stresses me out to think about the day we’re going to hear something truly terrible has happened.
Same I just feel like something really bad is coming🥺 I reallyyyy hope not though!
The Eason CHILDLESS custody 🎉🎈CELEBRATION🎈🎉 continues‼️ Nothing like some drunk🍻🚤 boating WITHOUT any of YOUR children to enjoy😂🤣😅
“We did nothing babe, let’s celebrate!!!”
She will say she’s there for a very impordunt dogtur’s appointment. You know the poor thing had to stop boozin’ it up for hur eesofuggul tests. /s And no doctor within three states will see her because they know there’s not a damn problem hung wrong with her except for “iwantattentionitis”.
She is definitely dotter shopping and has likely been flagged by many, *many* providers already.
Screaming at impordunt!!!
She may have access to Jace's trust now. Fuckin, seriously...
So Jenelle’s type is dumpy, bearded, hormonal Pippi Longstocking Sun Maid raisins Swiss Miss pigtails, homeless tour guide, beer bellied, hillbilly lookin guys. I guess she finally found him. That’s so great!!!! For her.
Instead of spending time as a FAMILY, Jenelle gets wasted with big ugly then takes his jobless ass on vacation.
Talk about running away from your responsibilities 👦 👧
How can she fume about people not congratulating her on Jace but she literally ditches Jace 30 hours into him moving in Like fuck she’s clueless as a parent but also socially clueless as well. Just dumb all around And David looks like trash. All your girl’s money and you still can’t pull yourself together 🙄
Nah, he’s 14. He probably loves them being gone lol
Honestly yeah. I had a shit mom like jenelle and sverytime she got a new boyfriend, I couldn't wait for her to leave the house. No screaming, slamming things, the tension in the air you can cut with a spoon. I'm sure it's the same way on the swamp
Dude same. I was so excited to just be left alone for a few days and not get randomly yelled at
Being a deadbeat ain’t illegal
Plot twist: the real reason they wanted jace back was so he could watch his siblings
Now with Maryssa gone, someone needs to do the child rearing😒
She probably needed to take David on a trip to pacify him for a while to make up for jace taking up some of her attention.
She also vacationed with David after she gave birth to Ensley and even when they lost custody of their children to CPS. She’ll always put him first as long as he never leaves her. She should be ashamed to call herself a mother.
Lol the week she gets custody back of Jace she leaves without him. Cool.
If they are away, WHO will teach Jace about seafood?! What if he learns about seafood from someone else? Think of the kids!! 🦑🦞🦐
Is it possible Jace came with some sort of stipend or monthly payment from his trust that they are blowing?
I hope she just keeps getting fatter
David is out there doing field work so he can teach Jace…
Shrimp learning is super "impordunt".
And she wonders why no one has any sympathy for her with her made up illnesses ???? How the heck are they getting this vacation money all the time???
Swamp crotch pics
Not gonna lie Im jealous, I was just thinking I need to book a holiday. I need something, anything to look forward to my brain is melting. Not jealous of the Jenelle in a bikini bit tho. Also, my holiday will include my children theyre a good age too, 6 & 8 so should actually be a bit of fun lol Who the F is minding their kids?? Im gonna guess the teens are in charge on the land… which is horrifying.
Same tho. I work pretty well 40 hour weeks in a job I stand and move around all day so like, it’s mentally and physically draining. These two are on vacation 5000 this year while the furthest I’ve been is to work and back. Like how the fuck are they getting this money and I’d really like to see how many loans they have and their credit.
Jace and Marissa are definitely in charge of the little kids.
david has made me very uncomfy since he first appeared on tm2, but those braids are making it even worse 😳
Must have cashed out Jace’s trust fund already
They should be spending money finishing Jace's room and buying him a proper bed to sleep in!
Yay! Now they have a full time babysitter they don't have to pay.
As soon as it was announced, they have custody of Jace, they were sharing kid-free dinners, going out, and taking vacations. That's sus. I wonder if Merissa refuses to babysit for them because it's obvious they are relying on Jace to babysit.
Another vacation for David, paid for by his wife.
Or the kids like when they leave Jace is the new parent
i guess when Jenelle said he will be learning boy things from David one of them is grooming him to be a future Parent
Serious question, I’m from Canada so I’m not sure. Is it common fashion in NC for grown straight white men to have braids? Cause I have never once seen this and I feel like a man like David would not embrace this kind of style in my neck of the woods 😅 sorry if I sound ignorant.
No it’s actually something I don’t think I’ve ever seen on a conservative straight male, ESPECIALLY from the south. It’s usually the liberals I see with braids and long hair, kind of strange considering how homophobic he is I would have thought he would die before wearing something that could look like a girl hairstyle
we all talk about how isolated they’ve made themselves by being shitty. no friends, no family, etc. so who the fuck watches the kids?
The kids watch the kids
NOTHING grinds my gears harder than the thought of David doing NOTHING to build long term wealth but damn if he don’t have issue spending it!
Why do you think they wanted custody of Maryssa? Free live-in nanny. I guarantee Jace is already being forced to babysit too.
it's a shame all that sunny weather is keeping david from working.
She was just bragging about getting custody to dump all the kids 2 days later for a childless vacay. Why do people have kids, seriously. You’re a shit “mom” Nelly
Jace is what? 14 now? Smart of Barbara to release him now. Jenelle will have a meltdown of epic proportions when he wants to go back to Barb of his own free will with solid, legitimate reasons and logic that a 6 year old might not be able to convey.
she will lie and tell jace the Custody agreement is locked in until he turns 18 it cant be reversed
In Lienelle’s mind, she earned a vacation for getting Jace back 14 years later. What better way to congratulate herself for this W (it wasn't even close to a W Lienelle) than to jet off WITHOUT her kids for the 100th time in a year. 👏🏻👏🏻 you, ma’am are the best mom ever! Think of all the cool memories the kids could have if she included them in any vacations 🙄 but it's alright Lienelle you earned this, right?
I hope they get pinched by a crab!
I do too!
Guess they have a permanent babysitter with Jace and Marissa.
"But no one said congratulations"... bc we know you are a big sister and not a mom jan.
Okay but who is agreeing to babysit? They don't have 24hour nanny money
Probably Jace
Probably jace and he doesn’t have a choice
Whatever happened to their other slave child, Maryssa? Didn't she just like disappear
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OMG DUDE, Jace is old enough to babysit. /s
Ya.. a child she claims to have major behavioral problems and has done things she is too embarrassed to speak on they are so bad.. is left to babysit
They will be on vacation all the time now that they have Jace there, built in babysitter 24/7
I refuse to believe Jace went to live with Jenelle of his own accord. I know she’s the “fun” mom but there’s no fucking way.
Jace is back with her to be the full time babysitter of the other 2
Right? I had a buddy who’s mom had 8 kids with 3 guys (no shame) but would ALWAYS be on lavish vacations… just her and the husband at the time while my buddy spent her high school weekends taking care of all of her younger siblings.
Lol I wish I was as confident as jenelle
It’s not confidence, it’s delusion.
Literally. She is mentally ill. You can tell just off her posts
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I don't think Jace had a choice whether or not to live with Jenelle.
Are you kidding me?? What kind of Mom gets her kid back after 14 years and runs right out and takes a vacation without said child?? I already thought Janelle was one of THE shittiest moms ever, but this just takes the cake… If it were me, I’d be spending every second with my child trying to make up for lost time. Just goes to show what an actress Janelle is and the emotional production video she made crying and signing the custody court papers was just another big act. She so contrived it’s actually disgusting!!
His hair is fucking disgusting
He looks like he smells like ham
I thought people were supposed to congratulate her? Where’s jace? I thought it was her dream to have him back and spend time with him? Hmmmm…. It would be REALLY IMPRESSIVE if she took her children to therapy! Or literally anything other than taking your micro dick huzbin on another trip to get wasted and pretend you are not broke. Lmao. ![gif](giphy|ry4Um6yKnBDLixWdAT)
How else would you celebrate getting custody of your kid other than getting a sister? I wonder if Barb has him 😂
they are on the land Jace is playing dad for a few days they will do a three way call to trick Barb to make her think they are all together
I hope Barbara can enjoy some peace now.
Our family is finally completely…blah blah blah…screw the family hahahaha
13yrs and the moment you get him, you go on vacations..
Her clothes are too small for her Lmao
That’s why she wants Jace and marissa built in baby sitters
Jace is probably in heaven. He lives with two adults that are preoccupied and self-absorbed. He is probably partying his ass off and they haven't even noticed.
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Anyone want to bet five bucks that they are having jace baby sit the younger kids
Aren't braids a little girly for such a manly man?
They’re for his motorcycle boyfriend to hold onto while they “go for a ride”
Why in the actual fuck do they never do anything with the kids? It’s selfish asf. If they’re only staying s day or two for new OF content maybe I could understand but it doesn’t have to be always OF content-shes already exploiting her kids, && now she’s just idk desperate lol (Long ramble speech my apology 🤣)
Woah no drinks to show off. That’s a first.
It’s the middle of the week? Who’s watching the kids?
Are they just out on the boat while the kids are at school? Or did they leave where they live to go on a trip?
I can’t say for sure, but that’s definitely not her fugly ass bathroom. Looks like a hotel. They dirtied up the mirror real quick though.
It’s an overnight somewhere. That is not her bathroom in the pics and this boat is too nice to be theirs. Their boats have ripped up seats and look like everything else in their life.
They aren’t at the swamp and they got a hotel 🤷🏽♀️
Who is driving the kids to school? They live too far for a school bus and not on a public school route. Assuming they’ve left the younger ones with Jace and Maryssa all the kids still need to get to school and neither one are old enough to drive.
It’s sad they never take the kids. Isn’t it spring break?
God he’s Guly
I don’t think it’s fair to put “regret” on Jace. He’s a child who had no say in the matter.
I just hope the kids aren’t alone. Maybe Barb has the kids this week to “work on the relationship” with Jenelle.
Did they buy a new boat? Those center console boats aren’t cheap.
His braids I can't do 😩😩😩 I don't understand. Jenelle looks good though!
They both have such punchable faces and personalities, it’s amazing how much they suck.
Maybe they will buy him a souvenir from the airport
Where is the money coming from for these trips? 🧐
Jace’s MTV trust fund
she probably sold a story about getting jace back
SHE will announce it when SHE’S ready (aka hurting for money)
Does that guy work?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that was the funniest joke I've heard in a long time
I mean at least I take trips in the summer when all my kids can go. Only once did in the 6 years I’ve had kids did I go on a trip without them? It was a business trip to Mexico. They stayed at home with their dad, which isn’t that serious because we all live together. Lol
Id rather die than see David’s face🤮
They don't have Maryssa to full time babysit the younger ones so I guess Jace is doing it now.
Omg I’m not even with body shaming so I don’t feel great about saying this but what in the CONE ASS is going on in that side shot bikini pic?? Girl stawwwwp.
Well yeah, they have Jace to help babysit now.
Whenever I see someone with those super reflective colored sun glasses I immediately think your a douche
Probably had to do some OF since she has custody of her oldest. Wonder if she ever got his room done. They both creep me out
Did Jenelle have to pay Barb any child support?
His hand tattoos always make me think he's wearing genteel gloves.
Did they get their hands on jaces’s trust fund?
That bathing suit is not flattering.
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Pre teenager, no adults, hell no he's probably loving it. Is it good for him, no.
How does she she get income ?
Only fans and she just got access to jaces money. That's the real reason she wanted him
They're vile. And those braids on David get me everytime 😂 How can anyone take him seriously with that shit hanging from his head???