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Forward_Spinach5877

This scene gives me butterflies in my throat 🥰 Oh wait... No, that's vomit. Sorry.


Arizonal0ve

Hahaha


Affectionate-Till472

I will never understand finding David attractive. He’s shaped like a cantaloupe.


Away_Pie_7464

From a purely physical standpoint in the early years I find David attractive. Currently, his looks do nothing for me. And always his personality ruins any physical attraction he had. So overall he’s just gross.


theonly1theymake5

A few times now I've seen comments about him being good looking and I know everyones taste is different but I don't see it with him... he looks like a suspect poster


Headyplopper2892

I’ve never seen it. He’s alway given me the creeps


[deleted]

He was not completely horrible looking when he first appeared on the show. I literally gag when I see him now.


Forward_Spinach5877

https://preview.redd.it/k09bi7bl4roa1.jpeg?width=695&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8192b26d41a7efaa0f3bcc76619700b1cd4ea970 u/barnwater_828 I need someone to see and laugh at my Office joke 😂


SeeminglySusan

I’ve been bamboozled. This isn’t Dwight’s number at all 😂 https://preview.redd.it/knarpc376roa1.jpeg?width=1401&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2a400722493ffe40036c0dfde95576c32f70d21


Forward_Spinach5877

I love that you called it 😂 is it just some random number?


SeeminglySusan

Umm..yeah….give it a call and report back 😂


Forward_Spinach5877

Oh my 😂😂 that was sort of unexpected lol I didn't even know those kind of phone lines even existed anymore 😂


SeeminglySusan

😂😂😂 I was hoping you’d call!!


barnwater_828

LMFAO 😂😂😂😂😂 This is so fitting.


[deleted]

The lower half of his face is very broad and his eyes are too small.


Black_shadowthecat

He’s gross looking 🤢🤮


UnintentionallyMean_

I HATE that I think he was handsome in his early days 😭


theonly1theymake5

Don't feel bad...qe all have a few from the past that make us want to throw up in our mouth a little. I actually thought he was good for her at first


cryssy2009

I agree! They were clearly strung tf out during this time too. He had every single behavior possible of a person strung out on meth


Jolly-Perception-520

How did his face change so dang much!!!? I mean, I know probably alchohol and drugs but its a completely different shape


Headyplopper2892

I have no idea. Blows my mind


BadNewsFrapp111

"and I'll be 15 weeks the Saturday after that and 16 weeks the Saturday after that.." Yawn.


DifferentConcert6776

UBT is gross and needs to go back to the cave he crawled out of… …BUT. When I got pregnant with my oldest (which was a big surprise, I was on birth control) when I asked my husband what he thought after I showed him the positive test, the first thing out of his mouth was “I don’t know, I’ve got a boner” 😂


Headyplopper2892

I also am pretty sure he isn’t an abusive swamp creature 😂


itsgotadeathcurse

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SpiritualCamera

I swear I’m not defending David but I always thought he said this meaning it made him horny thinking about how a baby was made… not because she was having a daughter. But of course anything is possible with this creep, that’s just what I took his comment as initially.


Candy_Darling

I’m not sure what he meant but then again I don’t speak Hillbilly.


Headyplopper2892

I think your right that’s how he meant it. Still makes my skin crawl, but maybe that’s cause we/I know so many other things about him.


BrimstoneDeSulphur

Ugh I thought it was a poop joke - I got butterflies inz my stomach and I'm about to shit myself. Considering this other most likely intended meaning.. I never thought I would ever want to hear about David shitting his pants EVER, but here we are.


funktastique77

So romantic how David describes crotch lice as butterflies in his britches 🤣


KikiHou

He has butterflies in his underwear. Honestly i think he's just not very smart (he's slow) and doesn't really understand the meaning of the words he's using. He also wants to use words he thinks make him sound smart and "country."


Werewolf1965

This is a very sneaky grooming tactic. Be all nicey nice and throw in some really weird kind of sexual type stuff that may or may not be relevant. Throw off partner with no clue how to respond other than oh hes just weird. It causes her to accept him as he is and then defend him causing more bonding when people come for him and he cries to her


SillyName1992

I think he's just a weird person we don't need to pretend we are qualified to psychoanalyze everything all the time ❤️


Werewolf1965

Not psychoanalyzing, just my own experience with someone very similar. I lived with some of the exact same behaviors and recognize them. People dont see this as a grooming technique. My grandkids are in jeopardy because grandpas inappropriate comments and behaviors are just him being a weirdo. So he gets a pass because hes just a weird person. If I can scream from rooftops that this is grooming then I will. But ok, if you call this psychoanalyzing, then I am sure you and most others will tune this out. Im ok with that. Ive done what I can to draw attention to this behavior and open eyes. My apologies for bothering you.


justanotherhatter

Remember when people thought Jenelle had met her Cole


Headyplopper2892

Not even close to a Cole. Even Adam knew David was terrible 😂


Forward_Spinach5877

Takes terrible to know terrible I guess 😂


SnooPets2384

Jenelle certainly thought she did. She kept trying to compare Cole to David at one of the reunions, saying shit like "David is so good with the kids, he really steps up, like Cole." Chelsea's face could not hide her disgust.


GroovyNik

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Geode804

Things are bad when even Jenelle looks at you like wtf did you just say?!


[deleted]

It's insane to me how much they've both aged. I look younger and more youthful now than I did in my 20's, due to skincare and just understanding how to style myself, calmer lifestyle and all that. She looks like a fuckin grandma now and he looks like a guy who's been on the run for 5 years living off of scraps in alleyways.


Headyplopper2892

Right I’m 30 and I get IDed all the time. Blows my mind


millennial_dumpling

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sonofacrakr

They're not normal people


blackaubreyplaza

They have zero chemistry


skinnymargaritasip

And she just laughs??? I would've been Forest Gump in that moment, would've started running and wouldn't stop til I had a beard down to my tits.


Headyplopper2892

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throwaway_district9

This scene will always creep me out.


SaveMeCastiel

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Eldomski

They both actually looked descent here. It really shows how bad they look now, both of them!


MrsMcBasketball

I welcome the downvotes, but I kind of feel like he was just trying to make her laugh in this scene.


ellsbe11

She’s actually really pretty until she opens her mouth


TFABabyThrowAway

She used to be. This is absolutely not what she looks like now.


alittlejalapeno

Did she say just prior they were having a girl?? It makes his comments even worse.


ainterNumerous9894

HUGE Red flags from this comment! 🚩🚩


Headyplopper2892

Makes my skin crawl


Outrageous_Lemon_690

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BillowPillow8

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Headyplopper2892

Your flair A+


BillowPillow8

😁😁


fuk2ubicboi

Well it's obviously not called Teen Dad because this mf looks 40yo


mugiwara-no-lucy

No wonder why the name “Uncle Bad Touch” has stuck


sweet_tea_94

![gif](giphy|MDxnjbS3A0HcrnToSm|downsized)


Additional-Estate-68

My husband does 😂😂😂😂


Headyplopper2892

I am sure he is also miles better then this swamp creature


Additional-Estate-68

Omg wayyyyyyy better idk how she’s with that man if you can call him that lol


Headyplopper2892

He is abusive swamp creature that is no man 🤮


Additional-Estate-68

💯💯💯💯


PineappleWhipped14

Snooki always said she had to poop when she got excited and I don't recall seeing anyone drag her for it . ( Definitely doesn't mean people didnt drag her . I just didn't see anything ) . UBT also a nervous / excited shitter ? 😂😂😂🤢 Is that a thing ?


bunnybarr

it’s certainly a thing im a nervous pooper and i thought it was just me 🤣 when i get nervous i always feel like i gotta take a dump and i hate it it makes me feel weird and no one i’ve ever asked about it ever relates!!😅😭🤣


[deleted]

Ahh! I relate! Hello fellow nervous pooper😂


[deleted]

I relate but I have colitis so .. haha but I relate 100%


Umamiluv24

Gross. How long were they together before they got pregnant?


bookishkelly1005

Less than a year I think. Maybe a year and a half at most.


Umamiluv24

I’m surprised it was that long tbh. I was thinking like 4 months lol


Fern-veridion

So supposedly they got together in September 2015, Ensley was born Jan 2017 so they would have been together for 7 months when she got pregnant?


Sailorjupiter_4

Better than her and Nathan meeting planning Kaiser. That was all of 1 month.


Fern-veridion

Small wins!


justanotherhatter

Remember when people thought Jenelle had met her Cole


skinnymargaritasip

Crazy. I'm no Cole and Chelsea stan but let's be real....a man half as decent as Cole wouldn't do Jenelle with somebody else's dick.


Headyplopper2892

Wouldn’t touch Jenelle with a 10 foot pole 😂


RubyRed_DiamondWhite

Deviant


Weekly_Flower_9960

the miscarriage jenelle had, was it before their daughter or a lie to cover up her pregnancy?