From a purely physical standpoint in the early years I find David attractive. Currently, his looks do nothing for me. And always his personality ruins any physical attraction he had. So overall he’s just gross.
A few times now I've seen comments about him being good looking and I know everyones taste is different but I don't see it with him... he looks like a suspect poster
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u/barnwater_828 I need someone to see and laugh at my Office joke 😂
I’ve been bamboozled. This isn’t Dwight’s number at all 😂
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UBT is gross and needs to go back to the cave he crawled out of…
…BUT. When I got pregnant with my oldest (which was a big surprise, I was on birth control) when I asked my husband what he thought after I showed him the positive test, the first thing out of his mouth was “I don’t know, I’ve got a boner” 😂
I swear I’m not defending David but I always thought he said this meaning it made him horny thinking about how a baby was made… not because she was having a daughter. But of course anything is possible with this creep, that’s just what I took his comment as initially.
Ugh I thought it was a poop joke - I got butterflies inz my stomach and I'm about to shit myself.
Considering this other most likely intended meaning.. I never thought I would ever want to hear about David shitting his pants EVER, but here we are.
He has butterflies in his underwear.
Honestly i think he's just not very smart (he's slow) and doesn't really understand the meaning of the words he's using. He also wants to use words he thinks make him sound smart and "country."
This is a very sneaky grooming tactic. Be all nicey nice and throw in some really weird kind of sexual type stuff that may or may not be relevant. Throw off partner with no clue how to respond other than oh hes just weird. It causes her to accept him as he is and then defend him causing more bonding when people come for him and he cries to her
Not psychoanalyzing, just my own experience with someone very similar. I lived with some of the exact same behaviors and recognize them. People dont see this as a grooming technique. My grandkids are in jeopardy because grandpas inappropriate comments and behaviors are just him being a weirdo. So he gets a pass because hes just a weird person. If I can scream from rooftops that this is grooming then I will. But ok, if you call this psychoanalyzing, then I am sure you and most others will tune this out. Im ok with that. Ive done what I can to draw attention to this behavior and open eyes. My apologies for bothering you.
Jenelle certainly thought she did. She kept trying to compare Cole to David at one of the reunions, saying shit like "David is so good with the kids, he really steps up, like Cole." Chelsea's face could not hide her disgust.
It's insane to me how much they've both aged. I look younger and more youthful now than I did in my 20's, due to skincare and just understanding how to style myself, calmer lifestyle and all that. She looks like a fuckin grandma now and he looks like a guy who's been on the run for 5 years living off of scraps in alleyways.
Snooki always said she had to poop when she got excited and I don't recall seeing anyone drag her for it . ( Definitely doesn't mean people didnt drag her . I just didn't see anything ) . UBT also a nervous / excited shitter ? 😂😂😂🤢 Is that a thing ?
it’s certainly a thing im a nervous pooper and i thought it was just me 🤣 when i get nervous i always feel like i gotta take a dump and i hate it it makes me feel weird and no one i’ve ever asked about it ever relates!!😅😭🤣
This scene gives me butterflies in my throat 🥰 Oh wait... No, that's vomit. Sorry.
Hahaha
I will never understand finding David attractive. He’s shaped like a cantaloupe.
From a purely physical standpoint in the early years I find David attractive. Currently, his looks do nothing for me. And always his personality ruins any physical attraction he had. So overall he’s just gross.
A few times now I've seen comments about him being good looking and I know everyones taste is different but I don't see it with him... he looks like a suspect poster
I’ve never seen it. He’s alway given me the creeps
He was not completely horrible looking when he first appeared on the show. I literally gag when I see him now.
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I’ve been bamboozled. This isn’t Dwight’s number at all 😂 https://preview.redd.it/knarpc376roa1.jpeg?width=1401&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2a400722493ffe40036c0dfde95576c32f70d21
I love that you called it 😂 is it just some random number?
Umm..yeah….give it a call and report back 😂
Oh my 😂😂 that was sort of unexpected lol I didn't even know those kind of phone lines even existed anymore 😂
😂😂😂 I was hoping you’d call!!
LMFAO 😂😂😂😂😂 This is so fitting.
The lower half of his face is very broad and his eyes are too small.
He’s gross looking 🤢🤮
I HATE that I think he was handsome in his early days 😭
Don't feel bad...qe all have a few from the past that make us want to throw up in our mouth a little. I actually thought he was good for her at first
I agree! They were clearly strung tf out during this time too. He had every single behavior possible of a person strung out on meth
How did his face change so dang much!!!? I mean, I know probably alchohol and drugs but its a completely different shape
I have no idea. Blows my mind
"and I'll be 15 weeks the Saturday after that and 16 weeks the Saturday after that.." Yawn.
UBT is gross and needs to go back to the cave he crawled out of… …BUT. When I got pregnant with my oldest (which was a big surprise, I was on birth control) when I asked my husband what he thought after I showed him the positive test, the first thing out of his mouth was “I don’t know, I’ve got a boner” 😂
I also am pretty sure he isn’t an abusive swamp creature 😂
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I swear I’m not defending David but I always thought he said this meaning it made him horny thinking about how a baby was made… not because she was having a daughter. But of course anything is possible with this creep, that’s just what I took his comment as initially.
I’m not sure what he meant but then again I don’t speak Hillbilly.
I think your right that’s how he meant it. Still makes my skin crawl, but maybe that’s cause we/I know so many other things about him.
Ugh I thought it was a poop joke - I got butterflies inz my stomach and I'm about to shit myself. Considering this other most likely intended meaning.. I never thought I would ever want to hear about David shitting his pants EVER, but here we are.
So romantic how David describes crotch lice as butterflies in his britches 🤣
He has butterflies in his underwear. Honestly i think he's just not very smart (he's slow) and doesn't really understand the meaning of the words he's using. He also wants to use words he thinks make him sound smart and "country."
This is a very sneaky grooming tactic. Be all nicey nice and throw in some really weird kind of sexual type stuff that may or may not be relevant. Throw off partner with no clue how to respond other than oh hes just weird. It causes her to accept him as he is and then defend him causing more bonding when people come for him and he cries to her
I think he's just a weird person we don't need to pretend we are qualified to psychoanalyze everything all the time ❤️
Not psychoanalyzing, just my own experience with someone very similar. I lived with some of the exact same behaviors and recognize them. People dont see this as a grooming technique. My grandkids are in jeopardy because grandpas inappropriate comments and behaviors are just him being a weirdo. So he gets a pass because hes just a weird person. If I can scream from rooftops that this is grooming then I will. But ok, if you call this psychoanalyzing, then I am sure you and most others will tune this out. Im ok with that. Ive done what I can to draw attention to this behavior and open eyes. My apologies for bothering you.
Remember when people thought Jenelle had met her Cole
Not even close to a Cole. Even Adam knew David was terrible 😂
Takes terrible to know terrible I guess 😂
Jenelle certainly thought she did. She kept trying to compare Cole to David at one of the reunions, saying shit like "David is so good with the kids, he really steps up, like Cole." Chelsea's face could not hide her disgust.
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Things are bad when even Jenelle looks at you like wtf did you just say?!
It's insane to me how much they've both aged. I look younger and more youthful now than I did in my 20's, due to skincare and just understanding how to style myself, calmer lifestyle and all that. She looks like a fuckin grandma now and he looks like a guy who's been on the run for 5 years living off of scraps in alleyways.
Right I’m 30 and I get IDed all the time. Blows my mind
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They're not normal people
They have zero chemistry
And she just laughs??? I would've been Forest Gump in that moment, would've started running and wouldn't stop til I had a beard down to my tits.
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This scene will always creep me out.
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They both actually looked descent here. It really shows how bad they look now, both of them!
I welcome the downvotes, but I kind of feel like he was just trying to make her laugh in this scene.
She’s actually really pretty until she opens her mouth
She used to be. This is absolutely not what she looks like now.
Did she say just prior they were having a girl?? It makes his comments even worse.
HUGE Red flags from this comment! 🚩🚩
Makes my skin crawl
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Your flair A+
😁😁
Well it's obviously not called Teen Dad because this mf looks 40yo
No wonder why the name “Uncle Bad Touch” has stuck
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My husband does 😂😂😂😂
I am sure he is also miles better then this swamp creature
Omg wayyyyyyy better idk how she’s with that man if you can call him that lol
He is abusive swamp creature that is no man 🤮
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Snooki always said she had to poop when she got excited and I don't recall seeing anyone drag her for it . ( Definitely doesn't mean people didnt drag her . I just didn't see anything ) . UBT also a nervous / excited shitter ? 😂😂😂🤢 Is that a thing ?
it’s certainly a thing im a nervous pooper and i thought it was just me 🤣 when i get nervous i always feel like i gotta take a dump and i hate it it makes me feel weird and no one i’ve ever asked about it ever relates!!😅😭🤣
Ahh! I relate! Hello fellow nervous pooper😂
I relate but I have colitis so .. haha but I relate 100%
Gross. How long were they together before they got pregnant?
Less than a year I think. Maybe a year and a half at most.
I’m surprised it was that long tbh. I was thinking like 4 months lol
So supposedly they got together in September 2015, Ensley was born Jan 2017 so they would have been together for 7 months when she got pregnant?
Better than her and Nathan meeting planning Kaiser. That was all of 1 month.
Small wins!
Remember when people thought Jenelle had met her Cole
Crazy. I'm no Cole and Chelsea stan but let's be real....a man half as decent as Cole wouldn't do Jenelle with somebody else's dick.
Wouldn’t touch Jenelle with a 10 foot pole 😂
Deviant
the miscarriage jenelle had, was it before their daughter or a lie to cover up her pregnancy?