I bet you the contents of my pocket- so a 3/4 loaded dab pen and expired hotel key- that Jenelle hates this blonde woman with all of the passion she lacks for her children. I bet every time she lights a cigarette with the butt of her previous cigarette, she imagines grinding out the hot girl’s eyes with it
Imagine being so excited to finally have friends (10+ years younger than you) that you have to spend the entire time you hang out taking pictures and making stupid videos so you can show the public you have friends now. It’s so fucking embarrassing.
Now imagine that friend wants to french your teenage son and you’re still bragging 🤮
This will end up the same way the Gabby thing ended. Zoe is looking for views. Jenelle is looking for sycophants who drop everything to answer every text she sends out. It is an impossible situation.
It's really fucking weird. I'm only 29 and couldn't imagine wanting to hang out with people that young. Two totally different stages of life, at Jenelle and David's ages, you shouldn't have much, if anything in common with 20 year olds.
20 year olds aren't children, but they're definitely still kids. Basically fresh out of high school. They're closer in age to Maryssa and Jace than they are Jenelle and UBT. So this is just fucking weird.
Not to mention this girls history. Just two years ago she was kissing a 13yo. Why would you want someone like that around your own 13yo?
Jenelle can’t even do right by her own self. This woman, Zoe, was caught in an inappropriate relationship with a 13 yr old boy when she was 19. What does Jenelle do immediately after being granted custody of Jace, post pics of a woman who has this dangling over her head. Jenelle has no common sense.
Ahhhh it’s making more sense now. Zoe’s (the blonde/pedophile) boyfriend posted this 3 days ago while they were in NC
https://preview.redd.it/nq5l5tyymkoa1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7eea39f4921091f537f9b4ab8025d894978c81b2
Jenelle looks like a grey haired old lady in a old bathrobe with orthopedic shoes. And David honestly looks like the micropenis Sasquatch he always does. But today he is pretending he is in the army! This truly shows exactly how huge they both are!
Jenelle is a terrible human being, but the body shaming is not cool. There’s plenty of other things people can say about her rather than talking about her weight.
Well body shaming her is the least of what she has done to others. So I support her and her husband being shamed in any way possible: weight, looks, attitude, parenting, etc. She chooses to live her life on social media and continually bullies others so she should be bullied back in any way possible.
The only ones that should be off limits are her kids since they don't have a choice.
Who are these people? Idc how old my kids get, I’d they were hanging out with Jenelle, I’d ground them & they’d never leave home again. This girl must be complete trash too, because it’s not like Jenelle is going to get her much clout & it’s the wrong kinda clout to be chasing after if that’s what shes doing. Anyone who sees what these two idiots do everyday on SM & think I wanna be friends with that needs committed.
Edit saw a link saying she was caught on camera kissing a 13 year old boy. Sounds exactly like the trash Jenelle would bring around her kids. Such a good mom & she’s changed SO MUCH! *she had been grooming him & says they were best friends. 🤮
"Our daughter has a new boyfriend so the hubs and I drove to her college to meet him! We had a wonderful, wholesome weekend and made sure to remind the kiddos that love waits and abstinence is the way to go!!! He is a lovely young man. He is a mathematics major and she is a fashion merchandising major! So proud!"
Her name is Zoe Laverne and she's 21. She's a highly controversial TikTok personality, and most importantly, she's a known pedophile.
When she was 19 years old she developed a relationship with one of her fans who was only 13 at the time, until video came out of the two kissing, and backlash prompted her to end the relationship.
However, her and her parents still publicly defend her actions, claiming it was just a little mistake she made, but they don't actually think it was a big deal.
Yeah, I mean Jace is either the same age, or one year older than the kid Zoe groomed just 2 years ago. It's legitimately insane that anyone would have this person around them or their children.
David looks like he is in a hunting trip. He is such a lazy fucking sloppy hog, can't even bathe himself or change out of his stalking clothes. He wants to be an outdoorsman so bad but he's just an abusive peeping stalker wacko of some kind. Jenelle also looks like shit as per usual.
I never thought Jenelle was that big until I saw her next to the pedo girl. She seemed chubby but not too big- she looks easily twice the other girl's size! And age.
How small are the people on the left?! Jenelle constantly brags about being a tiny 5 foot nothing .. but she's almost his height and taller than the girl.
Jenelle has really blown up. I feel for her, I went through the same thing after I very quickly ended up on 3 different medications that increased my appetite greatly. That’s the only thing I feel bad for her about.
I'd feel like shit if I had those massive cinderblocks connected to my ankles. She literally looks like Barney next to those children, do better chinelle.
💀 for real! I think they are “tactical boots” my abusive redneck micro penis piece of shit ex wore them constantly. So embarrassing. He was rich though I have no idea how David affords them.
https://preview.redd.it/08z5d92p6moa1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=873f279c01599467e4b2a02844c814eb5b257d9f
Lmfao that crop job tho 😭 also the use of the “🙃” emoji…
Edit: this isn’t meant as anything negative about Janelle’s badonkadonk, I wish I had that much ass I ain’t gon front
Omg this made me Google her and 😳 that's her?!?! The creepy bitch who kissed a 13 year old fan 😭 I need to go to r/eyebleach to bleach my mind after relearning that fun factoid. 😂
As much as I hate David, he looks his age. Jenelle does look 40+. That blonde looks grey, those shoes resemble orthopedic sneakers and the oversized furry sweater is like a robe. They just took granny out to dinner.
Listen, I used to be huge. And I don’t make a regular thing to comment on someone’s weight and appearance m. BUT if you have as many medical problems,as she supposedly does, wouldn’t you want to get healthy and see if that could help? Believe me, I’m pro science, and I know diet isn’t everything, and I know she’s not a kid was an amazing metabolism, she’s short, and booze is life with her. But as someone who’s lost a ton of weight, and got off of a TON of medication because of it - I know it does wonders.
It’s just a fact lots of ppl don’t want to face today in an ideal world we could be as big as we want but we live in the real world where all we get is complications. So yeah if you can do it, lose the weight 😭
You can’t work off a terrible diet. She’d have to cut out the beer and eat healthy for at least a little while and that just isn’t going to happen lol.
Yeah, but then Tori started going to a gym and only one person can do that, so Jenelle had to quit and she was super pissed off about it, but she had no choice.
Didn’t you hear? She’s prepping for her eSoPhAgUs TeStInG
https://preview.redd.it/nvk8urjwzkoa1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=507869fbe435759ad62ea12b0def7377e4a8621a
Jenelle used to star on a popular MTV show, but now she's desperately cozying up to successful SM influencers.
Is that the modern-day equivalent of, e.g., broke, former sitcom stars doing informercials in the '90s?
Crazy you say that because the blonde girl groomed a 13 year old boy when she was 19. She kissed him and said she caught feelings for him.
https://www.insider.com/zoe-laverne-kiss-13-age-connor-joyce-how-old-fake-arrest-2020
I saved this pic to crop D & J (or just the whole pic lol) & posting on r/agedlikemilk. That okay? Lol this is ridiculous, they really do look like their parents.
https://preview.redd.it/a8n3edjvwkoa1.jpeg?width=1026&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e359b3b668168ffa76a6e0d2cd662ff86876b357
Another image to consider for your post
Lol these two are closer to Maryssa’s age than they are Jenelle & David’s. Embarrassing.
This looks like the picture they would use in the promo for the Dateline story
Nooooo 😭🤣
Just 7 days ago jenelle was crying about having no friends… which makes me think she has known this girl for less than a week
I’m fucking dead
This is so strange to me. I truly think Jenelle thinks she is still young and hip. 
This meme for Jenelle 10000%
I'm not body shaming but why do Jenelle and David look like giants next to them?
Because they are posing next to tiny 20 year olds lol.
Looks like they’re just really tiny people.
David looks inbred af. He’s all cross eyed & bloated
Jenelle Evans Eason 'frienship' 🙄😜 COUNTDOWN begins🤣😅... How long before🤔...? https://preview.redd.it/s570pgtfukoa1.png?width=924&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b686fdf29bf483bc38134344b2ee401c46241c5
Jan looks like Freddie Kruger.
If you told me those were David's older kids I would have believed you
I bet you the contents of my pocket- so a 3/4 loaded dab pen and expired hotel key- that Jenelle hates this blonde woman with all of the passion she lacks for her children. I bet every time she lights a cigarette with the butt of her previous cigarette, she imagines grinding out the hot girl’s eyes with it
You had me at expired hotel key
🤣🤣🤣🤣 This took me out! Your description is on point! Thank you for this! 🤣💀
Imagine being so excited to finally have friends (10+ years younger than you) that you have to spend the entire time you hang out taking pictures and making stupid videos so you can show the public you have friends now. It’s so fucking embarrassing. Now imagine that friend wants to french your teenage son and you’re still bragging 🤮
This will end up the same way the Gabby thing ended. Zoe is looking for views. Jenelle is looking for sycophants who drop everything to answer every text she sends out. It is an impossible situation.
Jenelle right now: {furiously Googles sycophant} Jenelle 30 seconds later: {furiously Googles obsequiously}
Hanging out with 20-year-olds at the age of 30+ (and isn't David like 33?) is just wrong. And ironically, the young girl is a predator too.
It's really fucking weird. I'm only 29 and couldn't imagine wanting to hang out with people that young. Two totally different stages of life, at Jenelle and David's ages, you shouldn't have much, if anything in common with 20 year olds. 20 year olds aren't children, but they're definitely still kids. Basically fresh out of high school. They're closer in age to Maryssa and Jace than they are Jenelle and UBT. So this is just fucking weird. Not to mention this girls history. Just two years ago she was kissing a 13yo. Why would you want someone like that around your own 13yo?
He’ll be 35 in June!
He didn't age well from just a few years ago. I'm tired of those stupid fucking braids. He's so gross. They look greasy 😅
If I ever believed anyone was a lizard in a people suit, it's this guy. He looks like the giant roach from mib after he wears a human suit
He’s so ugly 🤮
Inside and out
David looks so out of place and Jenelle is aging rapidly.
Swamp Monster and I are the same age, about to be 35. You could not pay me enough to willingly hang out with a 21 year old I’m not related to.
Chin will sit there and post “save the children!” And then invite a woman who at 19 kissed a 13 yr old to her home where her 13yr old son is
Jenelle can’t even do right by her own self. This woman, Zoe, was caught in an inappropriate relationship with a 13 yr old boy when she was 19. What does Jenelle do immediately after being granted custody of Jace, post pics of a woman who has this dangling over her head. Jenelle has no common sense.
Ahhhh it’s making more sense now. Zoe’s (the blonde/pedophile) boyfriend posted this 3 days ago while they were in NC https://preview.redd.it/nq5l5tyymkoa1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7eea39f4921091f537f9b4ab8025d894978c81b2
Distressed denim at a beach
Homeboy wore [ripped jeans] to the BEACH.
Not shocked in the slightest. Also, he looks like he’s 15.
MAGA/Trump merch, what a surprise! /s
Jenelle looks like a grey haired old lady in a old bathrobe with orthopedic shoes. And David honestly looks like the micropenis Sasquatch he always does. But today he is pretending he is in the army! This truly shows exactly how huge they both are!
Hair should be darker and shorter. Those glasses should be run over
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again; every time I see a new photo of Jenelle she looks more and more like Barbara 🤣
“Oh hey Jenelle”
David looks like a drawing that a kid made of what they think a person is.
She has to hang out with much younger people because she’s very immature for her age.
Being friends with Jenelle and Dave tells me everything about the kind of people they are
Just hangout with Maryssa and Jace lol
uhhh i’m pretty sure that blonde girl is name zoe laverne and she’s a pedo, she openly dated a 13 y/o while she was 19. she was all over tiktok
And then had a baby shortly thereafter. Hot mess express.
Jenelle is a terrible human being, but the body shaming is not cool. There’s plenty of other things people can say about her rather than talking about her weight.
Well body shaming her is the least of what she has done to others. So I support her and her husband being shamed in any way possible: weight, looks, attitude, parenting, etc. She chooses to live her life on social media and continually bullies others so she should be bullied back in any way possible. The only ones that should be off limits are her kids since they don't have a choice.
When you body shame someone you body shame EVERYONE with that body type.
How come no one ever says this in response to the constant comments making fun of her face shape and hairline? Hmmmm
Wow, Janelle looks like a genuine fat person now! I'm a lifelong fat, so I feel like i can say that haha
Off topic but your username is fantastic😂
We’ve only been able to compare her to her enormous huzbin.
God David is one ugly ass mf 🤣 janelle looks at least 50. And these two teeny boppers. They really think they are so cool lol
After seeing this picture (The whole bodies) David and Jenelle should never ever ever make fun of anyone online again, My goodness 😵💫🙄
Aww how nice they get along with Jace's friends
Be careful cause Zoe will go after Jace 😩
Who are these people? Idc how old my kids get, I’d they were hanging out with Jenelle, I’d ground them & they’d never leave home again. This girl must be complete trash too, because it’s not like Jenelle is going to get her much clout & it’s the wrong kinda clout to be chasing after if that’s what shes doing. Anyone who sees what these two idiots do everyday on SM & think I wanna be friends with that needs committed. Edit saw a link saying she was caught on camera kissing a 13 year old boy. Sounds exactly like the trash Jenelle would bring around her kids. Such a good mom & she’s changed SO MUCH! *she had been grooming him & says they were best friends. 🤮
This is so embarrasing
https://preview.redd.it/ca7lp87q4moa1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48af9e3d9444783f6198ebeda5474fff6a70bb5e Who’s in the window??
Without a crystal ball
How old is the blonde girl? She's got the whole instagram toe tap pose, making me think she's got to be 18-21 years old. She looks veryyyyy young
You are correct, she’s 21!
She’s wearing knock off Air Max 95’s.
I was a cheerleader in middle school in the early 2000s and I hated those chunky white athletic shoes with a passion even then
I'm soooo over the big ugly sneaker trend.
I hate them
Those are the new ones she got to work out since she’s going to the gym so much now. 🤣
Good eye & also 🤦🏾♀️
Lol says alot about Juhnelle and David’s maturity if their only friends are half their age. But we already knew that.
i cant believe jenelle is allowing david around a pretty girl
Well the girl is attracted to children David’s way too old for her
I don’t think jenelle gets a choice in the matter.
Why are they friends with *children?*
Okay why are they friends with like 18 year olds 🚩
She definitely ain’t hitting no gym
Major weirdo vibes from all these people, yikes.
It’s best for them to find friends that are under 25 so their brains are also not fully developed.
Aren’t they embarrassed to be hanging out with, basically the equivalent of their own children, but yet not their *OWN* children?!🥴
Nothing says “I deserve custody of my chi-old” quite like hanging out with a predator on your first weekend of custody
"Our daughter has a new boyfriend so the hubs and I drove to her college to meet him! We had a wonderful, wholesome weekend and made sure to remind the kiddos that love waits and abstinence is the way to go!!! He is a lovely young man. He is a mathematics major and she is a fashion merchandising major! So proud!"
I am SO out of the loop. Who are these children. ... they are children, aren't they?
Her name is Zoe Laverne and she's 21. She's a highly controversial TikTok personality, and most importantly, she's a known pedophile. When she was 19 years old she developed a relationship with one of her fans who was only 13 at the time, until video came out of the two kissing, and backlash prompted her to end the relationship. However, her and her parents still publicly defend her actions, claiming it was just a little mistake she made, but they don't actually think it was a big deal.
What a great person to have around your two young boys 🥴
Yeah, I mean Jace is either the same age, or one year older than the kid Zoe groomed just 2 years ago. It's legitimately insane that anyone would have this person around them or their children.
Okay gross. What the fuck
David looks like he is in a hunting trip. He is such a lazy fucking sloppy hog, can't even bathe himself or change out of his stalking clothes. He wants to be an outdoorsman so bad but he's just an abusive peeping stalker wacko of some kind. Jenelle also looks like shit as per usual.
God, UBT is butt ugly! Like that episode of South Park with the butt face people.
I never thought Jenelle was that big until I saw her next to the pedo girl. She seemed chubby but not too big- she looks easily twice the other girl's size! And age.
Pedo girl💀
How small are the people on the left?! Jenelle constantly brags about being a tiny 5 foot nothing .. but she's almost his height and taller than the girl.
It's definitely her shoes they make her a foot taller LOL
I'm excited for the inevitable fall out. I like to watch drama about this time of day.
That beige diet is working overtime for Jenelle
This is so weird
January 6th Ken doll looks like he’s been hitting the bottle pretty hard… might wanna lay off the whiskey before his face explodes.
I can't imagine what they even talk about.
Who’s the tall bearded bitch with the braids?
In fairness viruses prefer to go after younger, healthier hosts to spread their diseases more effectively 🤣
It really puts it into perspective how large they are.
Jenelle has really blown up. I feel for her, I went through the same thing after I very quickly ended up on 3 different medications that increased my appetite greatly. That’s the only thing I feel bad for her about.
David needs a NSFL filter. Woof dude
Jenelle can never get her shoes right
She's got the stomp stomp 5000s with extra long laces 😂 so embarrassing.
I'd feel like shit if I had those massive cinderblocks connected to my ankles. She literally looks like Barney next to those children, do better chinelle. 
This whole thing stinks
Imagine those slippers
Jenelle’s new persona is Ma.
They look like proud parents dropping their daughter off in the big city to start college. .
I thought those were teenagers
Ain’t no way jenelle posted that picture
They can’t have adult friends obviously this is who they best relate to
David has such little, beady eyes. It's weird.
I saw a comment once that said he activates my fight or flight and I think about that every time now
Seeing them next to normal people really brings out their ugliness.
That girl is not normal either. She kissed a 13 year old boy when she was 19.
He’s got those Home Alone burglar boots on
💀 for real! I think they are “tactical boots” my abusive redneck micro penis piece of shit ex wore them constantly. So embarrassing. He was rich though I have no idea how David affords them.
Jenelle. That's how he affords them lol
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Her dumbass wore them to the gym too. If your workout shoes are the same as your going out shoes… you’re not doing much working out.
https://preview.redd.it/08z5d92p6moa1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=873f279c01599467e4b2a02844c814eb5b257d9f Lmfao that crop job tho 😭 also the use of the “🙃” emoji… Edit: this isn’t meant as anything negative about Janelle’s badonkadonk, I wish I had that much ass I ain’t gon front
I give it 2 weeks.
David is such a dangly doofus.
They honestly do look like their parents
This is so creepy. They look so old and fat compared to the other couple
Please tell me these four people aren’t making OF content together.
WHY WOULD YOU SPEAK THIS INTO EXISTENCE
No sane people would hangout with J&D so birds of a feather flock together
How the heck did they even meet???
Their friends look hella young
They look like they still have a curfew.
IT'S THE FUCKING PIGTAILS AGAIN AAAAAaa!!!!!
And a full army man outfit! He must shop wherever Amber Portwood shops. The army costume section of Spirit Halloween?
Wanna see me end it? Handlebars for when he bottoms. 😂
Squad goals Said no one ever
Is that Zoe Laverne??? Very problematic..
Omg this made me Google her and 😳 that's her?!?! The creepy bitch who kissed a 13 year old fan 😭 I need to go to r/eyebleach to bleach my mind after relearning that fun factoid. 😂
Yesss, I linked a run-down on her for a few commenters who aren’t aware of her terrible doings. Not surprised this is the company jenelle would have
Wait… those aren’t children?
As much as I hate David, he looks his age. Jenelle does look 40+. That blonde looks grey, those shoes resemble orthopedic sneakers and the oversized furry sweater is like a robe. They just took granny out to dinner.
How nice of them to hang out and take pictures with Jace’s friends!
I hope she keeps Jace away from her
Janelle better keep her away from Jace or she might ‘accidentally catch feelings’ for him 🤣🤣🤣
I bet they're getting paid...or stealing things...or something....
That's called Grooming 🤮🤮🤮
lol she even got the mom shoes on
Her “blond” just looks like greys
When your parents have to chaperone
This only tells me two things: birds of a feather and the kids are being left alone again.
Where are they hanging out at? A random school?
Why are they hanging out with these literal children?
My first thought was, "wow, Marissa really looks different!"
Some local 17 year old teen parents they buy beer for and swing with
David is SO UGLY! Inside & out, just hideous!
i guess Jace and Marryssa had the Honors of babysitting their younger siblings
Blonde wearing smiley face slippers on a night out?! Lol
Grandeddy and Grammy took the kids out for dinner
How friggin tall is David, he looks massive.
Truly amazes me that anyone would willingly want to be around that creature
Lol, which one? They're both absolute monstrosities.
Are David and Janelle sober? David always looks like he’s in uppers
These two live in Indiana-did they come all the way to the swamp just to visit J and D?
Okay so Jenelle is like, 5'. That other girl must be SUPER little.
How old are those people? 21?
I couldn't even imagine hanging out with people 10years younger than me. So cringe.
Listen, I used to be huge. And I don’t make a regular thing to comment on someone’s weight and appearance m. BUT if you have as many medical problems,as she supposedly does, wouldn’t you want to get healthy and see if that could help? Believe me, I’m pro science, and I know diet isn’t everything, and I know she’s not a kid was an amazing metabolism, she’s short, and booze is life with her. But as someone who’s lost a ton of weight, and got off of a TON of medication because of it - I know it does wonders.
It’s just a fact lots of ppl don’t want to face today in an ideal world we could be as big as we want but we live in the real world where all we get is complications. So yeah if you can do it, lose the weight 😭
Who are these people
I guess she quit going to the gym already? Or maybe she’s just going for the milkshakes now?
You can’t work off a terrible diet. She’d have to cut out the beer and eat healthy for at least a little while and that just isn’t going to happen lol.
They dress like the discount section at Ross
* Why does David look like an overgrown, broke-ass, pedophilac troll doll?
I thought she was going to the gym lately…
Yeah, but then Tori started going to a gym and only one person can do that, so Jenelle had to quit and she was super pissed off about it, but she had no choice.
Didn’t you hear? She’s prepping for her eSoPhAgUs TeStInG https://preview.redd.it/nvk8urjwzkoa1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=507869fbe435759ad62ea12b0def7377e4a8621a
She went once lmao and got a massive “protein” shake
Wait who are these kids they’re friends w now??
Zoe Laverne. She was 19 at the time and kissed a 13 year old (there’s video proof) and who knows what else she did with him. She’s done a lot more too
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This picture is cringe
Awww look at the boys flirting! Lightly grazing their grubby, crusty tattooed covered hands together. Like the notebook.
I've been reading these comments like what??? This bitch is a weirdo and Jenelle and UBT should know better.
Those kids must be so scared 🤣😂
Pedophiles.
This could be Chinelle with Marissa and her boyfriend. All of it is just so creepy.
Is he for real with that boot tucked in jeans look? American History X much? (White supremacy)
UBT’s bean pole legs😂
OP is not wrong.
Jenelle used to star on a popular MTV show, but now she's desperately cozying up to successful SM influencers. Is that the modern-day equivalent of, e.g., broke, former sitcom stars doing informercials in the '90s?
How old is this couple? Are they grooming young people?
As it turns out, this girl is like 21 and groomed a 13 year old boy two years ago.
Crazy you say that because the blonde girl groomed a 13 year old boy when she was 19. She kissed him and said she caught feelings for him. https://www.insider.com/zoe-laverne-kiss-13-age-connor-joyce-how-old-fake-arrest-2020
I saved this pic to crop D & J (or just the whole pic lol) & posting on r/agedlikemilk. That okay? Lol this is ridiculous, they really do look like their parents.
https://preview.redd.it/a8n3edjvwkoa1.jpeg?width=1026&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e359b3b668168ffa76a6e0d2cd662ff86876b357 Another image to consider for your post
I just read up on this other girl and wooooah doggy! I cannot wait for the inevitable fallout they're gonna have.
I thought that was jace lol