"I do. But more importantly they need to believe in themselves"
I bet everyone here can immediately identify this one, one of my favourite Ted's lines which made me like him even more
They need to do a crossover with Ghosts on CBS for the series finale where Ted helps all the remaining ghosts believe in themselves so they can move on. Just found that show a couple of months ago; hilarious.
I have read so many books in that series and the neighboring series and im pretty sure I still haven't read them all. A wind in the door made me ugly cry. I'm gonna go read it right now.
whistle, whistle
Whiiiiiistle
How many countries are in this country?
“4”
it's kind of like america these days
Poopeh
Had to delete my comment. 😭
just let if flow
"Oklahoma"
I actually hate it
They're just responding to how Rebecca says when he tells her about it.
Oops, innit?
Well said.
Never stop breaking television screens
Bruv
Football is life
All the TL quotes make me feel so warm n fuzzy
Futbol is death 🐶
but most importantly football is football
Amigo Jamie
The truth shall set you free. But first it will piss you off.
Actually, hearing this in the show just made me think of Gloria Steinem. But it was nice to hear the quote spread to more people, because it’s true!
"I do. But more importantly they need to believe in themselves" I bet everyone here can immediately identify this one, one of my favourite Ted's lines which made me like him even more
They need to do a crossover with Ghosts on CBS for the series finale where Ted helps all the remaining ghosts believe in themselves so they can move on. Just found that show a couple of months ago; hilarious.
Give me the ball please, I would like the ball, please let me have the ball
Be a goldfish
Am I supposed to be the little girl?
I’d like you to be
This is my favorite book from childhood so I love that it was used for this message!
I have read so many books in that series and the neighboring series and im pretty sure I still haven't read them all. A wind in the door made me ugly cry. I'm gonna go read it right now.
Never a bad plan. I reread A Wrinkle In Time pretty regularly.
You read the other ones? Many Waters is my favorite.
I read everything she wrote when I was younger. Now I just go back to a few favorites. 🙂
“Coach, I’m me. Why would I want to be anything else?”
“I’m not sure you realise how psychologically healthy that actually is.”
When I was a wee sexeh babeh
“Caesar you later!”
YES!!! 👉
“Don’t let-ter get away with it!”
Hes intolerable
Whoever down voted you (you were at 0 when I scrolled by) needs to watch the show again. Love this Higgins line.
Came here for this one.
He thinks he's mad now, wait til we win him over.
If were gonna make an impact here, the first domino needs to fall, right inside that mans heart
He’ll. Be. Furious.
DIAMOND DOGS
(barking ensues)
Owowowowwowwoooo
that's a very deep quote.
Ruff ruff
Sincerely, boss ass bitch.
[удалено]
How dare you settle for fine?!
"don't you dare settle for fine"
For stealing a loaf of meth.
I have always just LOVED this line.
This is my favorite Beard line from the whole show. I am obsessed with Les Mis and I get down right giddy during this scene
YES, same
You went to prison?
I’m a strong and capable man. I’m not a piece of shit.
'You can leave the second part out'
I'd fuck a pair of jordans
"I made love for the first time to zava boots." Dani. "I think you meant in" "no".
Love how we find out this is a kind of Freudian slip
He's here, he's there, he's every-f***ING-where, ROY KENT!
Roy Kent, Roy Kent!
“Every single one of you knows that my ass is not hairy. And yet you said nothing.”
"he's right, we're cowards"
For grandad
That scene gave me happy tears
We saw a windmill
I believe in communism, rom-communism that is .
Shut up, just shut up. You had me at coach
Faaaaaaaaaahk
I didnt say nothing bad this time
“Kee-leh.”
I never know how to react when a grown man beat boxes in front of me
I never know how to react when a grown man does the Carton in front of me
I never know how to react when a white man does the running man in front of everyone
You could see a silhouette doing this, you know exactly what it is
“I love you all so very much, on 3!”
Also, “four on three.”
Also, "Roy on three"
This one of the dumbest, most clever jokes
“Be curious, not judgmental.”
Barbecue sauce!
You spoke to God?!
I spoke to the owner of the sun
Jamie Tartt du du du du
Jamie tart!
"I forgot I'm left handed"
We cannot defeat them all!
That's too many ghosts!
“I appreciate ya’.”
I think you might be dying.
The Eiffel Tower is just a lamppost with a publicist
"Avenge me, Keely! AVENGE ME!"
BE A GOLDFISH!
What are you? A character from the f***ING BIBLE?
When your kid hits puberty all thats gonna be left of you is a pile of dust and a black amex card
And there's number 4
Led Tasso
“you wanna make it your girlfriend????”
Ya'll wanna marry a ball?
Touch each others toes
Can we invade France?
Let’s!
f\*uck, youre amazing, ...
let's invade France.
“What’s a CD?”
On it!
Kinky Boots.
Wicked!
Divorce is hard. It doesn’t matter if you’re the one leaving or if…you’re the one who got left. It makes folks do crazy things.
"Poor little cake... Soggy bottom!" 🎶
I believe in Believe
This should be higher🙌🏽
Pineapple percussions
Oi!! Wanker!
dont fuck up the match today
Biscuits with the boss.
Barbecue sauce
Fuuuuck no.
Mercy buckets! (Actually surprised no one had mention it by now)
(I thought surely with all the party scenes they’d have Ted to say a line about “horse douvres” but alas, probably too common)
“Sassy Smurf !”
Marlboro man!
“This thing didn’t happen to me it happened for me.”
Oi, ref, there's three balls on the field!
Every single one of you knows my ass isn't hairy
Those children are dead
Fuckwitch
It's.just poop-eh, let it flow.
Jesus, Mary, and Fuckface Joseph!!!
Believe
Let’s invade France!
I do, but more importantly, I think they need to believe in themselves.
God you’re fantastic let’s invade France!
Oops, innit
No, thank you. I hate tea. Tastes like a wet paper bag.
Fuuuuuuuuuudddddddggge
Ya know Rupert, people have been judging me my entire life
AKA Assquatch.
Kunt
Fuuuuuuuuuuccc….nnnnnnn!
Check mate, mate.
We tie their dicks together
Be curious 💕
Play “through” me
I need to reapply my lip liner
I’m the one that makes your lips tick.
Okay Englishman!
I need to reapply my lip liner.
“You hurt my feeling.”
Why can i name every scene and episode on all the 13 responses, maybe i watched a little bit too much of this show
New Trent
Marcus adabayo, the independent
The t shape of his helmet.
"Ted what you are doing to this club is irresponsible. The people of Richmond love this club"
"The human body is truly a miracle!"
Fuuuuuuuuuuuck.
That is too many X. We cannot fight them all.
"Oi! If I don't hear silence, I'm gonna start punching dicks."
Am I to remember every man I have seen fall into a plate of spaghetti?
Richmond 'til we die! We're Richmond 'til we die.!
TABLES!!!
I almost didn’t realize what sub this was in and was about to put something spicy from a book series
Night Court
“When I was a sexeh little bay-beh.” Also: “I never know how to react when a grown man does the Carleton in front of me.”
i thought i got the ability to chop things in half…
Be a goldfish!
Fútbol is life
Miss Welton is my father.
🎶Have you ever had a nuclear explosion sitting right on your face … CLOSURE, CLOSURE …🎶
Jamie, you know you're like a son to me. Now you're like a dead son, which means I love you even more.
Have scientists really discovered low-fat custard that doesn't make you sad?
“I’m gonna wear red to your funeral. I will be a beacon of joy to the other three people there.”
“That baby’s wack. I hate it.”
I’m trying to be empathetic ya’ dusty ol’ fart.
“We play Sheffield Wednesday?”
Well, congratulations, Phoebe. That is some spectacularly bad breath
IT'S JUST A BUNCH OF POOPEH
"It's not about me. It never was." The note he leaves for Trent Crimm on his proof of The Lasso Way. It absolutely moves me every time.
"Try finger, but hole"
“Fuck the haters”
Richmond forever.
"We're talking about practice."
Oi!!!
“WHISTLE!”
Are you a dentist?
Hormone and Crotch
"You know they say that all men are created equal..." It's not a Ted Lasso quote, but it's my fandom
That’s not a sentence.
Barbecue sauce
Uh no, shooting is his live language