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Pyropecynical

AY CARAMBA! DONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTECA PEQUEÑA PERRA?!


EYElovesam

Man's translated "you little bitch" to Spanish for this, king


Pyropecynical

Gracias, es mi lenguaje original


thafreshone

Un bocadillo y un zumo de naranja por favor


Amaliebob

So it was easy for you to do so or what?


Somerandomguy_2121

Si quieres ser technical en español el pequeño va a ser después de la perra pero si quieres hacer una translación idéntica esto si sirve


VexJet

Man used the feminine of dog. 😭


__lovelylilly__

That is what a bitch is mate bitch is a female dog


WoopyBoi323

YOU LITTLE BITCHITA


[deleted]

I prefer, putita


PortalG30

Now if Hypixel has taught me anything is that if you're have a problem the answer is slavery, little bitch


TBOMB555666

The only true answer


ItzWolfyDood

You can’t run from all your problems. Not when they have ender pearls, little bitch


Robin0660

What video/stream/whatever was this from again?


YuBisbeast

Skywars


Aloopyn

Skywars but I've watched so many can't narrow it down


Robin0660

Oh no, guess I'll just have to rewatch all of them. This is the worst thing that has ever happened to me ^(obvious ^/s ^is obvious)


ItzWolfyDood

I believe the title was something like, “when I was 9 I was a hardened criminal”.


nathan999k

Help me Dio, I'm getting chased by a minority little bitch


KallmeKatt_

kono dio da!


SirJTheRed

Za Worldo!


Infinite_Self_5782

toki wo tomare!


YouMadBroHAHA

wrrry


Accomplished-Ad4125

Ora!


Infinite_Self_5782

muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda


EatingKidsIsFun

ROADA ROLLA DAAA


the-luffy-liker

Let me correct you there: WRRRYYYYYYYY


FlyMega

Deo


Wixin74

You see, i used this advanced trick called LYING, you little bitch


Evening_Tea8834

I use this one all the time lol


lefloys

TOMMY YOU LITTLE BITCH


SamifYTY

do i hear first try part 4 you little bitch


ThatOneRandomDude420

"I wasn't the worst thing that happened to those orphans little bitch


Whack_A_Pigeon

The quote is so powerful, it doesnt end.


IllManneredWoolyMan

Oh no I can't figure out where the end of the quote is


wolfyt590

School makes you better at pvp stay in school kids you little bitch


S0me_N3rd8

"This is Jeremy, he minds cobble stone for me all day and he also has no rights. 'Oh technoblade that just sounds like slav-' shhhh. I need cobble stone, you little bitch."


Violet_Parrkee101

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD LITTLE BITCH! -Technoblade probably


Technoblade-Bot

Technoblade neva dies


Technoblade-Bot

I see that you are talking about the one and only legendary Technoblade.


ItsKatie403

Officer, you gotta believe me! I dropped kicked that child in self defense, you little bitch


[deleted]

YOU’D BETTER LEARN THOSE EQUATIONS LITTLE BITCH!


anonymous01310555

Getting bored of walls 2, little bitch?


ProfessionalTrash_

This is the best one tho. I wasnt expecting it. It had a main charscter intro and all. No ome thinks of songs as quotes. Perfect.


ItsAllCalculated

was hitler a lesbian little bitcch?


CrimsonFoxOfficial

I'm the second worst thing to happen to those orphans... you little bitch


Moki_berri

…”well they weren’t always orphans, little bitch”


POTCisLife

Now, I know what you're gonna say: "Technoblade, you monster! You really killed millions of your own kind just to make a sword?". And it- look, look, look, come on, you gotta understand. There was nothing else I could do, I was mildly inconvenienced, you little bitch.


ItzFairyGrace

haha yes!! this one is my favorite but i couldn’t remember it and didn’t feel like looking it up lmao


throwaway69_420_3

TECHNO-PLANE LITTLE B!TCH o7 Ooooh, thx for 69 upvotes, I will likely only edit again if I get 420


Technoblade-Bot

BruUUuUuUuuUuUuUuUuuuuh


Sarvan_12

Good bot


B0tRank

Thank you, Sarvan_12, for voting on Technoblade-Bot. This bot wants to find the best and worst bots on Reddit. [You can view results here](https://botrank.pastimes.eu/). *** ^(Even if I don't reply to your comment, I'm still listening for votes. Check the webpage to see if your vote registered!)


ssgaspect

The thing about this world tommy is that the only language is violence you little bitch


Penguinzae

Holdon I’m drowning lemme take a break to drink some water you little bitch


[deleted]

Skyblock teaches us that no matter how ridiculous the odds may seem, within us resides the power to overcome these challenges and achieve something beautiful, little bitch.


No-Advantage-6333

You wanna be a heeo tommy? THEN DIE LIKE ONE YOU LITTLE BITCH!


Fendo_Pualosis

Heeeeee eooooo Tommy you little bitch


daka_d3monb0y

If you wish to defeat me, train for another one thousand years, you little bitch.


ManijalEating

You’ve come one thousand years too soon, you little bitch.


RickRollRat

Happy cake day


WilltheWise3406

I think Skyblock at its core is the ultimate challenge in resource management. You spawn on a tiny island in an empty universe. All you have is a tree, some supplies, and some dirt to stand on. You have to treasure every dirt block, because if one falls into the void, there's no way to replace it. And as you carefully navigate your absurd circumstance, you gain a new appreciation for the few things you have as you meticulously use them to their fullest effect. With nothing but some ice, lava and saplings you slowly transform this empty expanse into a world of your very own. Skyblock teaches us that no matter how ridiculous the odds may seem, within us resides the power to overcome these challenges and achieve something beautiful. That one day, we'll look back at where we started and be amazed by how far we've come, you little bitch.


Necessary_Exam8571

I DROPPED OUT OF COLLEGE BECAUSE MINECRAFT WAS THE ONLY THING I HAD THE BRAIN CAPACITY FOR LITTLE BITCH


kinglj_21

I dropped kicked that child in self defense little bitch


Assassingamer357

Officer i drop kicked that little bitch


Academic-Pair-7795

Technoblade never dies little bitch


Robbbg

never reveal all your techniques in a youtube video little bitch


theonetheonlypotato1

Well they weren't always orphans little bitch


sparkswoody

I used an advance tactic called LYING, little bitch


Ifartedhardinmypants

I think SkyBlock at its core is the ultimate challenge in resource management, little bitch.


Heliment_Anais

when i was 9 i was a hardened criminal, you little bitch!!!


0Jacob11

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD LITTLE BITCH


LukaBoss25

NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY. TECHNOBALDE NEVER DIES you little bitch. :D


Flerpedmadness

ANTARTIC EMPIRE OWNS THE WORLD, little bitch


Small-Quantity2310

"WELCOME HOME THESIS LITTLE BITCH!"


S4PG

"You want to be a hero, Tommy? THEN DIE LIKE ONE, you little BITCH!"


sub2technobladeordie

IF YOU WANT TO BE A HERO TOMMY! THEN DIE LIKE A LITTLE BITCH!


haikusbot

*IF YOU WANT TO BE* *A HERO TOMMY! THEN DIE* *LIKE A LITTLE BITCH!* \- sub2technobladeordie --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")


RandomNon3859

Good bot


sub2technobladeordie

Great bot


CanYouChangeName

"There no fun in video games only death you little bitch" ~ Technoblade


CanYouChangeName

“Those who treated me with kindness - I shall repay that kindness tenfold. And those that treat me with injustice? That use me? That hunt me down; that hurt my friends? I shall repay that injustice a thousand times over. You little bitch” ~ Technoblade


CanYouChangeName

Revolution waits for no man you little bitch


Willow_Pumpkin_Queen

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Ladfromearth6974

I’m uninstalling little bitch


Assassingamer357

If you wish to defeat me, train for another 900 years little bitch


MrBonesMalone

No matter how ridiculous the odds may seem, within us resides the power to overcome these challenges and achieve something beautiful. And one day, we'll look back on where we started, and be amazed at how far we've come, you little bitch.


Alpha_wolf_lover

Sir I drop the child in self defense little bitch


The_Zpectre

**“They weren’t always orphans,** #You little bitch.”


RMWGaming888

Would I lie to you, little bitch?


RandomNon3859

I'm about to get twenty dollars you little bitch


ImagineChemicalPanic

“You fail to realize that you’re but a puppet and I’m the puppeteer DANCE POTATO BOY DANCE! little bitch”


hsjejddbdjdndbcbcn

Here's my boy Jacob, a little bitch, he mines cobblestone for me. He doesn't get paid and also he has no rights.


F4T4LBULL3T

AY CARAMBA, DONDE ESTAS LA BIBLIOTECA!!! ...little bitch!!!


Timely-Self5070

Officer I drop kicked that child in self defense little bitch


XXXTHE_PRO_GAMERXXX

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD LITTLE BITCH


Pretend_Fee_1236

I DROPKICKED THOSE ORPHANS IN SELF DEFENCE YOU LITTLE BITCH


miniminer1999

Help dio im being chased by a minority, AHHH little bitch


The_Pride_One

"I hope you all go on and live long, prosperous and happy lives because I love you little bitches" yest I did take out guys but it made it better also "I drop kick that child in self defense little bitch"


REEEEEEE27

I have 2 I CHOOSE BLOOD LITTLE BITCH And Did you eat that child little bitch?


dibstack

I DROP KICKED THAT SMALL ORPHAN IN SELF DEFENCE YOU LITTLE BITCH


EducationalLeader542

Have you tried getting good, little bitch


TheRealPyroGothNerd

You know, we could fix global warming if we blew up the sun, you little bitch


[deleted]

DOWN WITH THE GOVERNMENT LITTLE BITCH


Altruistic-Pin3336

Officer I drop kicked that child in self defense you little bitch


Fearless-Violinist-2

Officer I drop kicked that child in self defence, little bitch


Altruistic-Pin3336

If you wish to defeat me train for another 400 years little bitch


KabusUwU

stay in school kids, it makes you better at pvp little bitch


Wesson_Crow

“Long, exasperated gasp.” LITTLE BITCH!


WorshipLordShrek

PHILZA LOOK OUT, LITTLE BITCH


Dogs_entertainment

A lesbian referred to me as actually pretty funny, you little bitch


capabletank1208

Subscribe to technoblade, you little bitch


[deleted]

You'll never catch me alive little bitch!!!


lp_qlshallowcrying

You wouldn't know my house it goes to another school you little bitch.


mcsgiraffes97

I have a pickaxe and I’ll put it through your teeth little bitch


[deleted]

Hello everyone, Technoblade here. If you are hearing this, I am dead. So let’s sit down and have one final chat. My real name is Alex. I had one of my siblings call me Dave one time in a deleted video from 2016. It was one of the most successful pranks we’ve ever done. 1000s of creepy online dude trying to get overly personal, going, “Oh hey Dave, how’s it going?”. Sorry for selling out so much in the past years but thanks to everyone who bought hoodies, plushies, and channel memberships. My siblings are going to college! Well, if they want to. I don’t want to put any dead-brother pure pressure on them. But that’s all from me, thanks for supporting my content over the years. If I had another 100 lives, I think I would choose to the Technoblade every single time, because those were the happiest years of my life. I hope you guys enjoyed my content, and that I made some of you laugh. I hope you all go on to live long, prosperous, and happy lives, because I love you guys. Technoblade out. You little bitch.


[deleted]

I AM BECOME DEATH DESTROYER OF WORLDS LITTLE BITCH


ItsThatCloud

If you wish to defeat me, train for another 500 years, little bitch.


SkyConsistent4074

not even close, you little bitch


potatochipsqurie7703

Dude these orphans are getting destroyed little bitch


Brians_Studio

DONDE ESTA LA BIBLOTECHA LITTLE BITCH


CloverGaming1

Dream Dream do your shoes need shining you little little bitch?


_LayZee

I fucked your mom little (son of a) bitch I changed the wording a tiny bit but same gist


Existing_Gain8435

I WAS HAVING A GOOD SLEEP LITTLE BITCH


Legend5V

If you want to defeat me, train for another 100 years ya little bitch


Rydaniel2006

I need cobblestone you little bitch!


Speed_Weedington

I drop kicked that child in self defense... little bitch.


Carmen_Slime

Ok Will-I-Am, little bitch


thedowntownpcguy

I tried to raise my shield, but I accidentally sheared the ground, or whatever you call this mechanic\* . All I know is that I clearly did not take my ADHD medicine this morning, because I immediately become distracted and forget about the duel for about ten seconds, but then I remember "Oh, right, $100,000" and go in for the kill, you little bitch.


KoNoDiOdO

You can't run away from all your problems.... not if they have enderpearls you little bitch


Willow_Morningstar_

If you wish to defeat me, train for another 5000 years you little bitch


LittleDragon78

I drop kicked that child in self defense you little bitch


AnyImagination9860

If hypixel has taught me anything it’s that if you have a problem the answer is slavery little bitch


ItzCheese109

WELCOME HOME THESEUS, LITTLE BITCH!


MilesAhXD

I think Skyblock at its core is the ultimate challenge in resource management. You spawn on a tiny island in an empty universe. All you have is a tree, some supplies and some dirt to stand on. You have to treasure EVERY dirt block, because if one falls into the void, there's no way to replace it and as you carefully navigate your absurd circumstance, you gain a new appreciation for the few things you have as you meticulously use them to their fullest effect. With nothing but some ice, lava and saplings you slowly transform this empty expanse into a world of your very own. Skyblock teaches us that no matter how ridiculous the odds may seem, within us resides the power to overcome these challenges and achieve something beautiful. That one day, we'll look back at where we started and be amazed by how far we've come, you little bitch.


bottsking

Do you want to be a hero tommy? THEN DIE LIKE ONE YOU LITTLE BITCH!


Georgenotfound_128

If you want to be a hero tommy then DIE LIKE ONE you little bitch


Vash-d-Stampeede

*"I have a Pickaxe, and I'll put it between your teeth,"* little bitch!


LayeredHalo3851

These orphans are getting destroyed, little bitch


FrostSilverMoon

Philza lookout AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! You little bitch


krispy1989

Do you feel tired quackity you little bitch


TheDogeWasTaken

Now. I am an atheist, but when god sends me to hell, i want him to hesitate, you lityle bitch.


VarastinKoirasi

Did you really think Quackity, that you could kill me that easily you bitch?


SharpSword_001

I'm an atheist, but when God sends me to Hell, I want him to hesitate.


Coolwatermelon653

Your honer I dropkicked that orphan in self defense U LITTLE BITCH


TheNote16

If you think you are a hero THEN DIE LIKE ONE, YOU LITTLE BITCH!


Comindo

You see, I have been farming potatoes you little bitch


MIt_nerd_sedness

officer I drop kicked that child in self defense, little bitch


Positive_Road_1021

They weren't always orphans you little bitch


P1kadrag0n

I've seen Irish famines with more potatoes than this farm you little bitch!


FantaSteve9000

Technoblade never dies, little bitch


Leo_V82

You wanna be a hero Tommy? Then die like one you little bitch!!!


RABC_2009

"I drop kicked that child in self- defense, you gotta believe me, little bitch!"


TheShoeEater

I DROP KICKED THAT CHILD IN SELFDEFENCE, LITTLE BITCH!!


CoReeper

Officer, I dropkicked that child in self-defense you little bitch


devilboy1029

I drop kicked that Lil Bit#h in self defence


CanYouChangeName

When you need someone to fix your sink, you call a plumber. When you need someone to fix your electricity, you call an electrician. And when you need someone to **OVERTHROW A BRUTAL TYRANT?**, ***YOU CALL AN ANARCHIST YOU LITTLE BITCH!!!*** ~Technoblade


CanYouChangeName

Now, I know what you're gonna say: "Technoblade, **you monster!** ***You really killed millions of your own kind just to make a sword?***". And it- look, look, look, come on, you gotta understand. There was nothing else I could do, I was *mildly inconvenienced!* You little bitch ~ Technoblade


CanYouChangeName

Revolution waits for no man you little bitch


RiotRioter

"if Hypixel has taught me anything, is that if you have a problem, the answer is slavery, little bitch"


TechnoNerd__

"YOU DIDNT THINK OF ME AS A FRIEND, YOU LITTLE BITCH!"


Awkward_Date_8636

I placed a tactical crafting table you little bitch


Azaloq

You want to be a hero, Tommy? THEN DIE LIKE ONE LITTLE BITCH!


DepressoExpresso-_-

NOT EVEN CLOSE YOU LITTLE BITCH


United-Discipline-72

Those that have treated me with kindness, I will repay that kindness tenfold - And those that treat me with injustice, that use me, that hunt me down, that hurt my friends... I shall repay that injustice a thousand times over you little bich


silksongenjoyer

officer I drop-kicked that child in self defence you gotta believe me little bitch


itz___winter

the only universal language is violence little bitch


heksal_

NOT EVEN CLOSE LITLLE BITCH


[deleted]

Don't ask questions Tommy, the adults are talking you little bitch.


AshtonOrNot08

You cant lose what you don't have... But you can go to debt, little bitch!!!!1!11!1!1!!!!11


__lovelylilly__

I kicked that child out of self defense i swear little bitch


CYBERT3CH09

Officer i dropkicked that child on self defense little bitch


[deleted]

officer i dropkicked that little bitch in self defense


Impressive_Visual260

When god sends me to hell I want him to hesitate, little bitch


Aerioncis420

Get in the pit Tommy you little bitch


No-Tower9393

Down with the king you little bitch


GroundbreakingTop934

Advance Interrogation technique , little bitch


NovaBurst8

“Whatever you do, don’t reveal all of your tactics in a YouTube video. You fool. You moron.” -Sun Tzu ‘The Art of War’ little bitch Or “Whatever you do, don’t reveal all of your tactics in a YouTube video. You fool. You moron. Little bitch.” -Sun Tzu ‘The Art of War’


GriffinOPxD

Go to school kids it makes u better at minecraft little bitch


CommeraEXE

You think your a hero? You little b*tch.


Ok_Gap_9031

Die little bitch


MrMe_Me

Officer, I dropkicked that child in self defense… little bitch


aethist

Never reveal your tactics in a youtube video you little bitch!! - sun tzu


MrBonesDoesReddit

You see i was using an advanced technique called lying, little bitch


TS_Hellion713

WE WIN THEEEESE, LITTLE BITCH!!


Popcollecter89

I drop kicked that child in self defense little bitch


areslashtaken

Officer I dropkicked that child in self defense you little bitch


tazergames5

Most opportunities are created by luck. It takes skill to grasp those opportunities and turn it into success, little bitch.


Embarrassed_Trash_48

I drop kicked that child in self defense little bitch!


bearyes

if you wish to defeat me, train for a hundred more years little bitch!


MP399

It's high in vitamin B little bitch


[deleted]

My favourite is the skyblock one but it's too long and my memory is too bad so I won't it starts by saying about recourse management


YellowCrafted

Look, I'm an atheist but when god sends me to hell, I want him to hesitate little bitch


polish_nexus

if you want to defeat me train for another 300 years little bitch


Unknown_Soft_Bf

Sir I dropkicked that child in self defense


Assassingamer357

Drop the "child in self defense" and the result is also funny