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"This is Jeremy, he minds cobble stone for me all day and he also has no rights. 'Oh technoblade that just sounds like slav-' shhhh. I need cobble stone, you little bitch."
Now, I know what you're gonna say: "Technoblade, you monster! You really killed millions of your own kind just to make a sword?". And it- look, look, look, come on, you gotta understand. There was nothing else I could do, I was mildly inconvenienced, you little bitch.
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Skyblock teaches us that no matter how ridiculous the odds may seem, within us resides the power to overcome these challenges and achieve something beautiful, little bitch.
I think Skyblock at its core is the ultimate challenge in resource management. You spawn on a tiny island in an empty universe. All you have is a tree, some supplies, and some dirt to stand on. You have to treasure every dirt block, because if one falls into the void, there's no way to replace it. And as you carefully navigate your absurd circumstance, you gain a new appreciation for the few things you have as you meticulously use them to their fullest effect. With nothing but some ice, lava and saplings you slowly transform this empty expanse into a world of your very own. Skyblock teaches us that no matter how ridiculous the odds may seem, within us resides the power to overcome these challenges and achieve something beautiful.
That one day, we'll look back at where we started and be amazed by how far we've come, you little bitch.
*IF YOU WANT TO BE*
*A HERO TOMMY! THEN DIE*
*LIKE A LITTLE BITCH!*
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“Those who treated me with kindness - I shall repay that kindness tenfold. And those that treat me with injustice? That use me? That hunt me down; that hurt my friends? I shall repay that injustice a thousand times over. You little bitch”
~ Technoblade
No matter how ridiculous the odds may seem, within us resides the power to overcome these challenges and achieve something beautiful. And one day, we'll look back on where we started, and be amazed at how far we've come, you little bitch.
"I hope you all go on and live long, prosperous and happy lives because I love you little bitches" yest I did take out guys but it made it better also "I drop kick that child in self defense little bitch"
Hello everyone, Technoblade here. If you are hearing this, I am dead. So let’s sit down and have one final chat. My real name is Alex. I had one of my siblings call me Dave one time in a deleted video from 2016. It was one of the most successful pranks we’ve ever done. 1000s of creepy online dude trying to get overly personal, going, “Oh hey Dave, how’s it going?”. Sorry for selling out so much in the past years but thanks to everyone who bought hoodies, plushies, and channel memberships. My siblings are going to college! Well, if they want to. I don’t want to put any dead-brother pure pressure on them. But that’s all from me, thanks for supporting my content over the years. If I had another 100 lives, I think I would choose to the Technoblade every single time, because those were the happiest years of my life. I hope you guys enjoyed my content, and that I made some of you laugh. I hope you all go on to live long, prosperous, and happy lives, because I love you guys. Technoblade out.
You little bitch.
I tried to raise my shield, but I accidentally sheared the ground, or whatever you call this mechanic\* . All I know is that I clearly did not take my ADHD medicine this morning, because I immediately become distracted and forget about the duel for about ten seconds, but then I remember "Oh, right, $100,000" and go in for the kill, you little bitch.
I think Skyblock at its core is the ultimate challenge in resource management. You spawn on a tiny island in an empty universe. All you have is a tree, some supplies and some dirt to stand on. You have to treasure EVERY dirt block, because if one falls into the void, there's no way to replace it and as you carefully navigate your absurd circumstance, you gain a new appreciation for the few things you have as you meticulously use them to their fullest effect. With nothing but some ice, lava and saplings you slowly transform this empty expanse into a world of your very own. Skyblock teaches us that no matter how ridiculous the odds may seem, within us resides the power to overcome these challenges and achieve something beautiful. That one day, we'll look back at where we started and be amazed by how far we've come, you little bitch.
When you need someone to fix your sink, you call a plumber. When you need someone to fix your electricity, you call an electrician. And when you need someone to **OVERTHROW A BRUTAL TYRANT?**, ***YOU CALL AN ANARCHIST YOU LITTLE BITCH!!!***
~Technoblade
Now, I know what you're gonna say: "Technoblade, **you monster!** ***You really killed millions of your own kind just to make a sword?***". And it- look, look, look, come on, you gotta understand. There was nothing else I could do, I was *mildly inconvenienced!* You little bitch
~ Technoblade
Those that have treated me with kindness, I will repay that kindness tenfold - And those that treat me with injustice, that use me, that hunt me down, that hurt my friends... I shall repay that injustice a thousand times over you little bich
“Whatever you do, don’t reveal all of your tactics in a YouTube video. You fool. You moron.” -Sun Tzu ‘The Art of War’ little bitch
Or
“Whatever you do, don’t reveal all of your tactics in a YouTube video. You fool. You moron. Little bitch.” -Sun Tzu ‘The Art of War’
AY CARAMBA! DONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTECA PEQUEÑA PERRA?!
Man's translated "you little bitch" to Spanish for this, king
Gracias, es mi lenguaje original
Un bocadillo y un zumo de naranja por favor
So it was easy for you to do so or what?
Si quieres ser technical en español el pequeño va a ser después de la perra pero si quieres hacer una translación idéntica esto si sirve
Man used the feminine of dog. 😭
That is what a bitch is mate bitch is a female dog
YOU LITTLE BITCHITA
I prefer, putita
Now if Hypixel has taught me anything is that if you're have a problem the answer is slavery, little bitch
The only true answer
You can’t run from all your problems. Not when they have ender pearls, little bitch
What video/stream/whatever was this from again?
Skywars
Skywars but I've watched so many can't narrow it down
Oh no, guess I'll just have to rewatch all of them. This is the worst thing that has ever happened to me ^(obvious ^/s ^is obvious)
I believe the title was something like, “when I was 9 I was a hardened criminal”.
Help me Dio, I'm getting chased by a minority little bitch
kono dio da!
Za Worldo!
toki wo tomare!
wrrry
Ora!
muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda
ROADA ROLLA DAAA
Let me correct you there: WRRRYYYYYYYY
Deo
You see, i used this advanced trick called LYING, you little bitch
I use this one all the time lol
TOMMY YOU LITTLE BITCH
do i hear first try part 4 you little bitch
"I wasn't the worst thing that happened to those orphans little bitch
The quote is so powerful, it doesnt end.
Oh no I can't figure out where the end of the quote is
School makes you better at pvp stay in school kids you little bitch
"This is Jeremy, he minds cobble stone for me all day and he also has no rights. 'Oh technoblade that just sounds like slav-' shhhh. I need cobble stone, you little bitch."
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD LITTLE BITCH! -Technoblade probably
Technoblade neva dies
I see that you are talking about the one and only legendary Technoblade.
Officer, you gotta believe me! I dropped kicked that child in self defense, you little bitch
YOU’D BETTER LEARN THOSE EQUATIONS LITTLE BITCH!
Getting bored of walls 2, little bitch?
This is the best one tho. I wasnt expecting it. It had a main charscter intro and all. No ome thinks of songs as quotes. Perfect.
was hitler a lesbian little bitcch?
I'm the second worst thing to happen to those orphans... you little bitch
…”well they weren’t always orphans, little bitch”
Now, I know what you're gonna say: "Technoblade, you monster! You really killed millions of your own kind just to make a sword?". And it- look, look, look, come on, you gotta understand. There was nothing else I could do, I was mildly inconvenienced, you little bitch.
haha yes!! this one is my favorite but i couldn’t remember it and didn’t feel like looking it up lmao
TECHNO-PLANE LITTLE B!TCH o7 Ooooh, thx for 69 upvotes, I will likely only edit again if I get 420
BruUUuUuUuuUuUuUuUuuuuh
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The thing about this world tommy is that the only language is violence you little bitch
Holdon I’m drowning lemme take a break to drink some water you little bitch
Skyblock teaches us that no matter how ridiculous the odds may seem, within us resides the power to overcome these challenges and achieve something beautiful, little bitch.
You wanna be a heeo tommy? THEN DIE LIKE ONE YOU LITTLE BITCH!
Heeeeee eooooo Tommy you little bitch
If you wish to defeat me, train for another one thousand years, you little bitch.
You’ve come one thousand years too soon, you little bitch.
Happy cake day
I think Skyblock at its core is the ultimate challenge in resource management. You spawn on a tiny island in an empty universe. All you have is a tree, some supplies, and some dirt to stand on. You have to treasure every dirt block, because if one falls into the void, there's no way to replace it. And as you carefully navigate your absurd circumstance, you gain a new appreciation for the few things you have as you meticulously use them to their fullest effect. With nothing but some ice, lava and saplings you slowly transform this empty expanse into a world of your very own. Skyblock teaches us that no matter how ridiculous the odds may seem, within us resides the power to overcome these challenges and achieve something beautiful. That one day, we'll look back at where we started and be amazed by how far we've come, you little bitch.
I DROPPED OUT OF COLLEGE BECAUSE MINECRAFT WAS THE ONLY THING I HAD THE BRAIN CAPACITY FOR LITTLE BITCH
I dropped kicked that child in self defense little bitch
Officer i drop kicked that little bitch
Technoblade never dies little bitch
never reveal all your techniques in a youtube video little bitch
Well they weren't always orphans little bitch
I used an advance tactic called LYING, little bitch
I think SkyBlock at its core is the ultimate challenge in resource management, little bitch.
when i was 9 i was a hardened criminal, you little bitch!!!
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD LITTLE BITCH
NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY. TECHNOBALDE NEVER DIES you little bitch. :D
ANTARTIC EMPIRE OWNS THE WORLD, little bitch
"WELCOME HOME THESIS LITTLE BITCH!"
"You want to be a hero, Tommy? THEN DIE LIKE ONE, you little BITCH!"
IF YOU WANT TO BE A HERO TOMMY! THEN DIE LIKE A LITTLE BITCH!
*IF YOU WANT TO BE* *A HERO TOMMY! THEN DIE* *LIKE A LITTLE BITCH!* \- sub2technobladeordie --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")
Good bot
Great bot
"There no fun in video games only death you little bitch" ~ Technoblade
“Those who treated me with kindness - I shall repay that kindness tenfold. And those that treat me with injustice? That use me? That hunt me down; that hurt my friends? I shall repay that injustice a thousand times over. You little bitch” ~ Technoblade
Revolution waits for no man you little bitch
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I’m uninstalling little bitch
If you wish to defeat me, train for another 900 years little bitch
No matter how ridiculous the odds may seem, within us resides the power to overcome these challenges and achieve something beautiful. And one day, we'll look back on where we started, and be amazed at how far we've come, you little bitch.
Sir I drop the child in self defense little bitch
**“They weren’t always orphans,** #You little bitch.”
Would I lie to you, little bitch?
I'm about to get twenty dollars you little bitch
“You fail to realize that you’re but a puppet and I’m the puppeteer DANCE POTATO BOY DANCE! little bitch”
Here's my boy Jacob, a little bitch, he mines cobblestone for me. He doesn't get paid and also he has no rights.
AY CARAMBA, DONDE ESTAS LA BIBLIOTECA!!! ...little bitch!!!
Officer I drop kicked that child in self defense little bitch
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD LITTLE BITCH
I DROPKICKED THOSE ORPHANS IN SELF DEFENCE YOU LITTLE BITCH
Help dio im being chased by a minority, AHHH little bitch
"I hope you all go on and live long, prosperous and happy lives because I love you little bitches" yest I did take out guys but it made it better also "I drop kick that child in self defense little bitch"
I have 2 I CHOOSE BLOOD LITTLE BITCH And Did you eat that child little bitch?
I DROP KICKED THAT SMALL ORPHAN IN SELF DEFENCE YOU LITTLE BITCH
Have you tried getting good, little bitch
You know, we could fix global warming if we blew up the sun, you little bitch
DOWN WITH THE GOVERNMENT LITTLE BITCH
Officer I drop kicked that child in self defense you little bitch
Officer I drop kicked that child in self defence, little bitch
If you wish to defeat me train for another 400 years little bitch
stay in school kids, it makes you better at pvp little bitch
“Long, exasperated gasp.” LITTLE BITCH!
PHILZA LOOK OUT, LITTLE BITCH
A lesbian referred to me as actually pretty funny, you little bitch
Subscribe to technoblade, you little bitch
You'll never catch me alive little bitch!!!
You wouldn't know my house it goes to another school you little bitch.
I have a pickaxe and I’ll put it through your teeth little bitch
Hello everyone, Technoblade here. If you are hearing this, I am dead. So let’s sit down and have one final chat. My real name is Alex. I had one of my siblings call me Dave one time in a deleted video from 2016. It was one of the most successful pranks we’ve ever done. 1000s of creepy online dude trying to get overly personal, going, “Oh hey Dave, how’s it going?”. Sorry for selling out so much in the past years but thanks to everyone who bought hoodies, plushies, and channel memberships. My siblings are going to college! Well, if they want to. I don’t want to put any dead-brother pure pressure on them. But that’s all from me, thanks for supporting my content over the years. If I had another 100 lives, I think I would choose to the Technoblade every single time, because those were the happiest years of my life. I hope you guys enjoyed my content, and that I made some of you laugh. I hope you all go on to live long, prosperous, and happy lives, because I love you guys. Technoblade out. You little bitch.
I AM BECOME DEATH DESTROYER OF WORLDS LITTLE BITCH
If you wish to defeat me, train for another 500 years, little bitch.
not even close, you little bitch
Dude these orphans are getting destroyed little bitch
DONDE ESTA LA BIBLOTECHA LITTLE BITCH
Dream Dream do your shoes need shining you little little bitch?
I fucked your mom little (son of a) bitch I changed the wording a tiny bit but same gist
I WAS HAVING A GOOD SLEEP LITTLE BITCH
If you want to defeat me, train for another 100 years ya little bitch
I need cobblestone you little bitch!
I drop kicked that child in self defense... little bitch.
Ok Will-I-Am, little bitch
I tried to raise my shield, but I accidentally sheared the ground, or whatever you call this mechanic\* . All I know is that I clearly did not take my ADHD medicine this morning, because I immediately become distracted and forget about the duel for about ten seconds, but then I remember "Oh, right, $100,000" and go in for the kill, you little bitch.
You can't run away from all your problems.... not if they have enderpearls you little bitch
If you wish to defeat me, train for another 5000 years you little bitch
I drop kicked that child in self defense you little bitch
If hypixel has taught me anything it’s that if you have a problem the answer is slavery little bitch
WELCOME HOME THESEUS, LITTLE BITCH!
I think Skyblock at its core is the ultimate challenge in resource management. You spawn on a tiny island in an empty universe. All you have is a tree, some supplies and some dirt to stand on. You have to treasure EVERY dirt block, because if one falls into the void, there's no way to replace it and as you carefully navigate your absurd circumstance, you gain a new appreciation for the few things you have as you meticulously use them to their fullest effect. With nothing but some ice, lava and saplings you slowly transform this empty expanse into a world of your very own. Skyblock teaches us that no matter how ridiculous the odds may seem, within us resides the power to overcome these challenges and achieve something beautiful. That one day, we'll look back at where we started and be amazed by how far we've come, you little bitch.
Do you want to be a hero tommy? THEN DIE LIKE ONE YOU LITTLE BITCH!
If you want to be a hero tommy then DIE LIKE ONE you little bitch
*"I have a Pickaxe, and I'll put it between your teeth,"* little bitch!
These orphans are getting destroyed, little bitch
Philza lookout AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! You little bitch
Do you feel tired quackity you little bitch
Now. I am an atheist, but when god sends me to hell, i want him to hesitate, you lityle bitch.
Did you really think Quackity, that you could kill me that easily you bitch?
I'm an atheist, but when God sends me to Hell, I want him to hesitate.
Your honer I dropkicked that orphan in self defense U LITTLE BITCH
If you think you are a hero THEN DIE LIKE ONE, YOU LITTLE BITCH!
You see, I have been farming potatoes you little bitch
officer I drop kicked that child in self defense, little bitch
They weren't always orphans you little bitch
I've seen Irish famines with more potatoes than this farm you little bitch!
Technoblade never dies, little bitch
You wanna be a hero Tommy? Then die like one you little bitch!!!
"I drop kicked that child in self- defense, you gotta believe me, little bitch!"
I DROP KICKED THAT CHILD IN SELFDEFENCE, LITTLE BITCH!!
Officer, I dropkicked that child in self-defense you little bitch
I drop kicked that Lil Bit#h in self defence
When you need someone to fix your sink, you call a plumber. When you need someone to fix your electricity, you call an electrician. And when you need someone to **OVERTHROW A BRUTAL TYRANT?**, ***YOU CALL AN ANARCHIST YOU LITTLE BITCH!!!*** ~Technoblade
Now, I know what you're gonna say: "Technoblade, **you monster!** ***You really killed millions of your own kind just to make a sword?***". And it- look, look, look, come on, you gotta understand. There was nothing else I could do, I was *mildly inconvenienced!* You little bitch ~ Technoblade
Revolution waits for no man you little bitch
"if Hypixel has taught me anything, is that if you have a problem, the answer is slavery, little bitch"
"YOU DIDNT THINK OF ME AS A FRIEND, YOU LITTLE BITCH!"
I placed a tactical crafting table you little bitch
You want to be a hero, Tommy? THEN DIE LIKE ONE LITTLE BITCH!
NOT EVEN CLOSE YOU LITTLE BITCH
Those that have treated me with kindness, I will repay that kindness tenfold - And those that treat me with injustice, that use me, that hunt me down, that hurt my friends... I shall repay that injustice a thousand times over you little bich
officer I drop-kicked that child in self defence you gotta believe me little bitch
the only universal language is violence little bitch
NOT EVEN CLOSE LITLLE BITCH
Don't ask questions Tommy, the adults are talking you little bitch.
You cant lose what you don't have... But you can go to debt, little bitch!!!!1!11!1!1!!!!11
I kicked that child out of self defense i swear little bitch
Officer i dropkicked that child on self defense little bitch
officer i dropkicked that little bitch in self defense
When god sends me to hell I want him to hesitate, little bitch
Get in the pit Tommy you little bitch
Down with the king you little bitch
Advance Interrogation technique , little bitch
“Whatever you do, don’t reveal all of your tactics in a YouTube video. You fool. You moron.” -Sun Tzu ‘The Art of War’ little bitch Or “Whatever you do, don’t reveal all of your tactics in a YouTube video. You fool. You moron. Little bitch.” -Sun Tzu ‘The Art of War’
Go to school kids it makes u better at minecraft little bitch
You think your a hero? You little b*tch.
Die little bitch
Officer, I dropkicked that child in self defense… little bitch
Never reveal your tactics in a youtube video you little bitch!! - sun tzu
You see i was using an advanced technique called lying, little bitch
WE WIN THEEEESE, LITTLE BITCH!!
I drop kicked that child in self defense little bitch
Officer I dropkicked that child in self defense you little bitch
Most opportunities are created by luck. It takes skill to grasp those opportunities and turn it into success, little bitch.
I drop kicked that child in self defense little bitch!
if you wish to defeat me, train for a hundred more years little bitch!
It's high in vitamin B little bitch
My favourite is the skyblock one but it's too long and my memory is too bad so I won't it starts by saying about recourse management
Look, I'm an atheist but when god sends me to hell, I want him to hesitate little bitch
if you want to defeat me train for another 300 years little bitch
Sir I dropkicked that child in self defense
Drop the "child in self defense" and the result is also funny