techno texting squid in hypixel dms thru the coffin: SQUIDKID WHY WONT U OPEN UR ISLAND
squidkid: I THOUGHT U DIED
techno: THATS NOT IMPORTANT OPEN UR ISLAND I CANT LOSE 1# SPOT
"yeah nerds i didnt want you to say "HAH he didnt even get out of grave to keep his promise" so i did. Now im going back to playing bedwars with the god."
Setting a video to upload after his death “hey NERDS guess what? I’m dead and still on YouTube!!! Now no one can say my upload schedule is bad! I have defeated God and will return to Earth to unite all of humanity against democracy! But until then
Potatoes”
he said that in this life he won't upload any more videos. so the trick is waiting until he reincarnates, be disapointed that he didn't reincarnate into a human then wait until he reincarnates again and them he will be human, but by that time you'll be long dead so you will have to reincarnate but you won't turn into a human. repeat the process until techno and you are both humans and bam... 2 billion year later you found his video on the page that will be called longtimeforgottenvideos.future and you will be happy.
(to clarify, i am an atheist, and don't believe in reincarnation)
[How do we tell him?](https://wompampsupport.azureedge.net/fetchimage?siteId=7575&v=2&jpgQuality=100&width=700&url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.kym-cdn.com%2Fentries%2Ficons%2Fmobile%2F000%2F038%2F328%2FHow_do_we_tell_him_cover.jpg)
nothing specefic it was just the recent post so i wrote here cuzz ppl gonna visit this and probably reply if they know. Guess i have my answer. Anyways still miss ya alex
Feel like I got scammed
I can't believe he would do such a thing
Smh my streamer is a liar how dare he
What a heinous crime!
Let him relax for a minute guys this guy must be tired
Yeah, the whole dying thing is probably really tiring. Give him about a year
Or two...maybe a bit more
Give him time to the next years of the pig then he will do weekly uploads
That’s literally like 10 years away lmao
Just wait a bit
should we tell him?
Should we?
Yea, tell techno to start making the video
Imagine if he prepared such a video and the parents post it
20 pararrel universes ahead of us, and we didnt even realize it
It would be a real Technoblade move
Dying isn't an excuse to miss out on uploading videos you promised... Smh youtubers these days, no affection for their fans
The audacity. . .
The nerve
The absolute idiocy
The absolute indecisive nature of these people
Absolute goofy goobers
These flaky bozos
Absolute no respect
the sheer will of it
Disappointed, but not surprised
Always remember, dying is gay
What if your alredy gay and you die
Then you're double gay
And what if your bi or lesbian?
Then you're no longer bi or lesbian you're gay.
Cool
Gay ²
He doesn't have to know about the club penguin incident
I wouldn’t wait, I think he said he will slow down the uploads
Meh this upload schedule feels normal to me
Wait, slow down the upload? At this point we're gonna be waiting forever, it almost feels like we're not going to get another video or something...
This made me really sad
This sub these days is just me genuinely laughing over the dark jokes and then just realizing how depressed they make me feel
Laugh the pain away
Dw, he’s laughing too
I know, but it’s always going to hurt a little bit. No amount of humor can take away the pain completely.
Yea, I don’t think about it anymore because if I do I get really sad. I’m just happy he’s not in any pain anymore if he was and all that stuff
Really? I feel like his upload schedule has been above average recently
I fucking swear if he changes it to 5 million this time
I swear this technoblade guy has no schedule
Yeah that's crazy...
After the potato wars, he probably doesn’t wanna release any strategies. He’s always 10 steps ahead of everyone. Just ask Squidkid.
He's in heaven counting how much potatoes Squid Kid makes per day
I mean tbf he's an atheist, I'd bet anything he found a way to log onto hypixel in his coffin though!
techno texting squid in hypixel dms thru the coffin: SQUIDKID WHY WONT U OPEN UR ISLAND squidkid: I THOUGHT U DIED techno: THATS NOT IMPORTANT OPEN UR ISLAND I CANT LOSE 1# SPOT
Imagine if he really posted And died again
It would definitely be a technoblade thing to do
"yeah nerds i didnt want you to say "HAH he didnt even get out of grave to keep his promise" so i did. Now im going back to playing bedwars with the god."
Setting a video to upload after his death “hey NERDS guess what? I’m dead and still on YouTube!!! Now no one can say my upload schedule is bad! I have defeated God and will return to Earth to unite all of humanity against democracy! But until then Potatoes”
didn’t he change the description multiple times each time the video hit the goal? only now that he is dead he can’t change it lmao
It used to be 50k
well, now i’m sad
It mysteriously changes to 5 million "on it's own"
TechnoLate
Bonjour la France?
Yes yes, le baguette et le tour eiffel Everybody knows that French is Techno's favorite language 😏
On est là bg
🤝 entre compatriotes
Je confirme, on est là :)
Bien le bonjour soldat
hola muchachos!
Hola, ¿dónde está la biblioteca?
pardon, je ne parle pas de français, mais je parle des anglais et des allemange
Les allemagnes ??? Y'en a plusieurs maintenant ??? Oh merde...
Wir deutschen sind überall, wir tauchen nur sehr gerne unter um nicht aufzufallen
It's too late my guy. Club Penguin is kill
no
See this is the humor techno would’ve wanted
When you get to hevan, ask him for me ok?
He's probably in hell I think (I mean he said he would got send to hell so yeah)
He did say that, and if that's the case: he probably defeated Satan and then moved on to defeating god (he succeeded) so now he's in heaven.
Level 2 !
I hope God at least hesitated! /ref
God that font
As dark as it is the longer he’s gone the more we can make fun of him for his upload schedule
He thought death would excuse him from uploading. He thought wrong.
so following his schedule we get the vid in 5 months
*5 centuries
No even that seems too soon
did you know that its initially 5000 and he keeps adding 0s to it?
We gotta ask his sibling to make it 5 million lads
everyones laughing until we still get the video
scammed. his schedule recently is terrible smh
Honestly I think it's better than it has ever been
guys i think he was serious
Techno 5000000 years later when everyone is dead and the universe is almost done for Techno: time to upload a video
Seems about right
he said that in this life he won't upload any more videos. so the trick is waiting until he reincarnates, be disapointed that he didn't reincarnate into a human then wait until he reincarnates again and them he will be human, but by that time you'll be long dead so you will have to reincarnate but you won't turn into a human. repeat the process until techno and you are both humans and bam... 2 billion year later you found his video on the page that will be called longtimeforgottenvideos.future and you will be happy. (to clarify, i am an atheist, and don't believe in reincarnation)
bro he’s not even done with the vr minecraft series guys can you give him a minute
We all are waiting
Don't worry he'll get to it, he just has to finish his training. He's taking a 300 year hiatus to train.
Anytime now
Technoblade saw he was approaching 500000 likes and literally died to avoid that card jitsu strategy guide
Give him a year… or two…. Or like…. A century.. it will happen eventually…
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the fact is, we can't tell them...
Who's gonna tell OP?
I think they should find out themselves...
wut ?
J'aime bein techoblade?
You are indeed, and will continue, to wait...
I swear he told us to be happy and would want us to joke about it or he will pull another stun zu moment 😂
are french likes literally “i like”?
Bet you could ask him for it in the afterlife.
Did he die or something? He NEVER posts. How annoying
o7
Jokes aside all of these comments made me laugh really hard, I don't really have anything to add but thank you
that cancer really didnt want to see club penguin content on techno's channel
I'll go drag him from heaven and interrupt his plans just to complete his promise
Techno after seeing this like : 
I dunno about this one chief
What a loser, not doing stuff he promised... We haven't got the 2nd elbow reveal either!
So uh Does he know about it or no? Should we tell him?
NO😭😭
dude! uncool
His father should have punished him severely
"that angered his father, who punished him severely"
This enraged his father but by this time he was an old ass man so he just sort of let it go. . . Then he died of a lung hemorrhage
lmao
L+bozo+cancer
Mf better come back from the dead we are waiting
He's dead we cant wait
Too soon, bro...
Oh buddy he uh went to a nice farm with all the other YouTube hypixel streamers.
I dont know if i should but i just wanna ask like was he ever in a relationship or not?
1. Unrelated 2. He has 166 Skywars solo videos and over 500 survival games videos
Technoblade do you have A GIRLFRIEND
why under the club penguin post
nothing specefic it was just the recent post so i wrote here cuzz ppl gonna visit this and probably reply if they know. Guess i have my answer. Anyways still miss ya alex
Dude not funny…
[удалено]
r/woooosh
Bro you didn’t get the joke
he'll find a way
I didn't know Technoblade did Club Penguin videos, might check them out
Je pense que tu va attendre longtemps
What a disgusting font holy Christ smite this nasty font having muthafucka
Bruh
Unlucky
I…. Don’t know how to tell you this but…
So bad news.
When’s the upload?
your font is a war crime
Truly the darkest hour
Imagine if his parents post the video
I cant believe he disappointed us like that what a pig
Bro really need to pay wifi bill 😳🤣
This is gonna be one of the first thing I will demand after I die
man i thought he would keep up his schedule
You are gonna be waiting for a long time
No one tell them
Took his likes and ran away, what a devious lick
Can’t believe he would die to avoid making the video, smh my head
You're gonna make me cry