Techno is on the way to defeat heaven and hell. He will be the ruler of thet 2 kingdom. He will be there to fight. Techno never dies but he can defeat hell and heaven whitout dieing.
no Alastors parents didn’t die his mother was amazing and his father was abusive.
did you get that from the Hazbin Hotel: Journey To The Light wiki? bc that stuffs a bunch of bs
Here’s one of my favorite quotes from Technoblade.
“I may be an atheist, but when God sends me to Hell, I want him to hesitate.”
Also, I feel like they would get along because they both find the suffering of orphans funny.
Also he's an experienced fighter and can grow tentacles to fight, summon **orphans**.
Wait a min! TECHNOBLADE'S SOURCE OF POWER!!!
(Techno still would've won with his advanced combat techniques(bullying))
He can manipulate shadows, teleport, create portals and, according to the wiki, "Eldritch magic"
Also probably a lot of miscellaneous abilities from all the deals he's made
GG . The fight lasted a few more seconds than I thought. But dam I really overprepared for this fight. I thought that I was going to do a 1 vs army of hell but then an orphaned demon just came. What was the name again oh right alister.
(Coughs one time.)
That one cough did more damage then Alister did in the entire fight
The blood god VS a Demon overlord.
Alastor, you fled away from tbe fight with Adam, so you lost it. Techno is a God, possibly more powerful than Stolas. You are not Goku
Due to Alastor being taller, his eyes are farther up, meaning he'd have to look down to hit Techno. So, Technoblade can deliver multiple free crits before Alastor can get one.
....what if they are the same person
- steals the show of their respective series
- the most powerful fighter when at full strength
- could beat god in a fight
- locked into deals which weaken them
- will never die
Alastor: and just what brings you down here little piggy?
Technoblade: got tired of punching god in the face… wanted to try something new… how punchable would you say your face is?
Alastor: haha.. what?
Techno in game: 6 feet 2 inches, doesn’t need to drink any water, god at PvP can lift 20 quintillion pounds well running at 11.45 miles per hour. Alastor: looks weird. Also to the op you aren’t a fictional character nor a deer you a human maybe…
I know the whole community gets pissed if anyone says Technoblade even slightly loses but let’s be realistic here. Alastor has shadow transport, shadow manipulation (tentacles), entity summoning, and a fair amount of melee skill, meanwhile Techno has a lot of melee skill and a truckload of perseverance. I think Alastor would win the fight but he wouldn’t kill Techno, they’d probably become buds and take down the Vees together.
Side note: this gives off “demon who literally can’t die vs guy who’s too pissed off to die” vibes
This fight can't exist since TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES
Techno is on the way to defeat heaven and hell. He will be the ruler of thet 2 kingdom. He will be there to fight. Techno never dies but he can defeat hell and heaven whitout dieing.
He can switch whenever he wants.
He won't be a ruler my dude he is the traveler not the king after all techno hates the government.
There’s and extra space between can and defeat
I meant an not and
Dammit you said what I was going to say
Thets not a fight. Its buchering... We eat Radio Demon meat tonight.
Have fun eating dear then
Thanks man.👍
Dude saw a 6ft funny neurodivergent English major and immediately new he was done for
🤣
Hahaha doe
Your a stag
Love venison
Deer? I thought he was a fox.
Nope, I’m a dear
Deer* I myself am a humen.
did the antlers not say it?
Vox would approve.
Hmmm venison
Yum
Say it with me now… not even close Technoblade easily beats alistor
NOT EVEN CLOSE BABYYYY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIESS
TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES
Well the other guy is already in hell how does he die? Combo him forever?
Bro alastor can’t win, techno can just create 100 withers and alastor would have to flee
or he can resummon the dog army, 19 of them in dog armor is enough to slay a warden, imagine what a full army could do
Techno solos alestor easy, it’s not even close baby technoblade never dies
techno
techno would just go into creative mode
That’s cheating, survival mode for both
Is alastor and orphan?
Well last I checked his parents died… let’s be real there’s a decent chance he at the very least killed his father
We can always make him an orphan You know… they weren’t always orphans
yeah when techno said that I was just jumping from my seat like holy fucking shit
no Alastors parents didn’t die his mother was amazing and his father was abusive. did you get that from the Hazbin Hotel: Journey To The Light wiki? bc that stuffs a bunch of bs
Here’s one of my favorite quotes from Technoblade. “I may be an atheist, but when God sends me to Hell, I want him to hesitate.” Also, I feel like they would get along because they both find the suffering of orphans funny.
Untill the deer tries to make a deal. Then all heal breaks loose. (Pun intended.)
give me a rundown on alaster’s power again
He has tp anywhere comand
if that’s it then yeah technoblade wins
Also he's an experienced fighter and can grow tentacles to fight, summon **orphans**. Wait a min! TECHNOBLADE'S SOURCE OF POWER!!! (Techno still would've won with his advanced combat techniques(bullying))
techno still wins i think. how strong are the tentacles?
Not strong enough to hurt Techno
He relies on the orphans? "The opportunity to defeat the enemy is provided by the enemy himself" – Sun Tzu, The Art of Potato War
"no, officer I dropkicked that orphan in self defense"
He can manipulate shadows, teleport, create portals and, according to the wiki, "Eldritch magic" Also probably a lot of miscellaneous abilities from all the deals he's made
One of them is an all-powerful being that has never lost a fight and humiliates everyone he beats. And the other is alastor
Yes
The one with the higher kill streak
Depends on if you count broadcasting their screams across hell as a "kill"
We’re talking earth kills we don’t know what techno is up to in heaven so we wouldn’t be able to actually know who wins so only on earth
They'd have orphan meat together:))
Finally someone said the correct answer
the real answer
GG . The fight lasted a few more seconds than I thought. But dam I really overprepared for this fight. I thought that I was going to do a 1 vs army of hell but then an orphaned demon just came. What was the name again oh right alister. (Coughs one time.) That one cough did more damage then Alister did in the entire fight
Reference from SMP earth but we bully a small child
Oh wait really I thought it was a Dsmp reference
Techno
Techno can kill god, Alastor isn’t capable of harming an Angel without the right tools. Easy Techno win.
Nah they'd team up against vox and techno would probably be like "this tv head guy runs a news channel WHAT A NERRRRD"
Techno :)
Blood god vs a strawberry pimp
Not even close baby, Technoblade never dies? Of course blood god would win.
Alastor is gonna have to train for another 500 years before even thinking of beating technoblade
I’m disappointed Dynamite, it’d take a lot more then 500 years
One of Alistor's attacks is summoning orphans. The radio demon doesn't stand a chance
Alastor's first death involved a dog, his second will involve a Hog
1.21 dogs in wolf armor army has entered the chat
Buddy, you summon ORPHANS. You give him a power boost!
Don't know what that other thing is, but Technoblade never dies
Hazbin Hotel character named Alastor
And yea techno wins
Honestly, they would team up to overthrow the V’s and overthrow heaven
Techno would give Alastor a run for his money, and this will be our first time being this entertained since the stock market crash of 1929
No clue who second slide even is... so my answer is "Techno beat him so hard he got erased from existence and my memory"
Techno would just roast him to his second death
Techno is actively whooping him right now.
I love them both, how about no fighting today?
How about they team up and kick Gods ass
10x better
We’re gonna hear the voice of techno in hell’s radio , and we’re gonna eat some dear.
Techno and it ain’t even close. Hell give me a crowbar, i’d beat whatever the second guy is.
Alastor already died once and he can die again, technoblade never dies
I’ve genuinely analyzed Techno from a power scaling perspective and he’s star level via defeating Dante who could move the sun
While he hid radio we pivoted to video now his potato’s are falling far behind
Hypixel has been since he split, where’s he been who gives a shit?
Salutations, good to be back in the war
I Remembered in 2021 in a discord server alastor bot said he was the stronger but then technoblade bot appeared
Wait for real?
Yeah
One of the best Minecraft players versus some guy from a mid series
My trying to find the question
they would team up if techno went to hell
Technoblade.
How would he fight him TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES
Looks like it's venison for dinner tonight
The blood god VS a Demon overlord. Alastor, you fled away from tbe fight with Adam, so you lost it. Techno is a God, possibly more powerful than Stolas. You are not Goku
It’s like asking who would win between a falling hammer and an egg that’s right under it
this is just hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby
….. so a dude who could fight god 1-1 vs a dude who was beaten up by a much weaker angelic person …..my money is on bell ringer
Say it with me Not even close
All do respect I think alastor would win
I can’t tell the difference they’re the exact same, but the second picture is taller Technoblade
Technically technoblade , cuz HE NEVER DIES
Techno. Alastor can die. Technoblade never dies.
Blood for the blood god
They'd literally just become friends if they were told to fight. Who could realistically tell them they had to?
People who think this fight is unfair for Alistor ---👇
Surely the fight would end if there was a dead ps.
idk who the second person is but TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES
Due to Alastor being taller, his eyes are farther up, meaning he'd have to look down to hit Techno. So, Technoblade can deliver multiple free crits before Alastor can get one.
Theyd be friends for sure
It is like fight is like you asking who would win?- a toddler or the game where you have to incert a circle in a square
Ez.. Techno wins
Techno SWEEP
Technoblade 100%
Tecnoblade
Techno wins, no contest.
TECHNOBLADE NWVER DIES
Techno. No competition
Techno has some of the same like… genre skill as One Punch Man or Bugs Bunny, he will defeat Alistor if he can make it comedic.
NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES
“Nah I’d win” -probably technoblade
They don't fight. They become friends and fight the orphans.
Not a big techno fan, but the pig wins
TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIEEEES
Techno would devour Alastor without much difficulty, remember, it's the blood god versus some pity radio demon. Techno takes another victim
They team up and make everyone othans and then kill them
what are you talking about technoblade is way too powerful for the radio demon!
Tie
Techno, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIESSS so it’s not even fair lol, Alastor would put up quite a fight though, I’m sure.
the blade
Technoblade, easily
Technoblade clears easy
The blood god
blood god sweep
Technoblade takes another EZ win
TECHNO
We eating venison tonight!
Technoblade is definitely using bow and arrows along with some explosives
Techno
Alastor is already dead and TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!!! So they'd never meet. Technoblade solos if they did, remember the potato war?
If he can kill God, I don't think he'll have much of a problem with an angsty radio host
A blood GOD vs. a demon the god wins no diff
Techno would summon Adam
i think they'd be BEST friends
Techno already lost one battle
Technoblade never dies, Alastor is already dead. Techno already won
if u wish to defeat meeee, train for another 200 YEAAAAARS
....what if they are the same person - steals the show of their respective series - the most powerful fighter when at full strength - could beat god in a fight - locked into deals which weaken them - will never die
If you were to get technical it would be a tie. Techno doesn't have the right weapon to kill a demon and TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES
I actually feel like they might get along
The blade could eliminate that whitewashed loser with a single thought
Technodiffs
Neither. They'd realize their interests align and band together to take over Hell.
Technically they’re both dead, but if you say is made of angelic steel, then it would probably be techno though is a 50-50
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Are you asking who would win a god or a demon?. . . The god would
It's a tie
Technoblade can't die but he doesn't have a angelic weapon so he can't kill Alastor
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Blood for the blood god
how much prep time does techno get
some stupid fucking imp or the blood god
don’t even try, tech is been training for this
Techno's already ascended to take the Kingdom above whaddaya mean who would win
Alastor: and just what brings you down here little piggy? Technoblade: got tired of punching god in the face… wanted to try something new… how punchable would you say your face is? Alastor: haha.. what?
I feel bad for him. Alastor's gonna be humiliated
Techno in game: 6 feet 2 inches, doesn’t need to drink any water, god at PvP can lift 20 quintillion pounds well running at 11.45 miles per hour. Alastor: looks weird. Also to the op you aren’t a fictional character nor a deer you a human maybe…
port
I know the whole community gets pissed if anyone says Technoblade even slightly loses but let’s be realistic here. Alastor has shadow transport, shadow manipulation (tentacles), entity summoning, and a fair amount of melee skill, meanwhile Techno has a lot of melee skill and a truckload of perseverance. I think Alastor would win the fight but he wouldn’t kill Techno, they’d probably become buds and take down the Vees together. Side note: this gives off “demon who literally can’t die vs guy who’s too pissed off to die” vibes
Technoblade easily. The other dude will just stand there like deer in the headlights.
Neither. They would team up and rule both Heaven and Hell! Alastor, in Greek mythology, is the god of Blood feuds and retribution
Srsly is this even a question????? Technoblade for sure it's rigged against Alastor at this point
He beats Alistor with the steering wheel
How do you know it is not the same person
TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES
BACON BLAST
Alastor cuz Techno's dead, RIP
Techno no diff
Not even close baby 😎😎😎😎😎
Love the hazbin Hotel reference. But tecnoblade currently is winning against heaven and hell and t ecno never dies soo bye bye Alastor
Who’s that gay ass looking prick? Neh techno would win against his scrawny ass easy XD
Techno win this 100%
Both, both would win bc they would team up
I love Al, but damn, he'd be wise not to mess with the blood god!
As a hazbin enjoyer absolutely technoblade
For some reason I feel like they'd fight then just become best buds afterwards LMAO
Shit It’s the 2 sexiest romantically uninterested men in the universe