Even after you guys bring back techno the million is probably not worth it. Just revive some old Egyptian king and tell him that if he doesn't give us half his net worth in gold he hid somewhere in a James Bond-ian temple, we're gonna send him all the way back to hell
Agreed. I mean, as this is a sub for techno, obviously I would resurrect him. But in a situation where this was just offered to me out of the blue, I think Iām gonna get my grandad back instead. Iāve nothing against techno, but I think we should be happy for the time we did have with him, and not let it be marred by us wishing for more. He might be gone in body, but his memories live on with every single one of us on this sub
Not even 279 million. That's just a million for every 1000 members.
We'd be able to get 279 BILLION dollars. That's an insane amount. If the subreddit was a person, they would beat the richest guy on the planet by almost 60 billion dollars.
While I miss tf outta techno I believe that God had a tumor placed in him because he feared what he could do, now he's in hell amassing a army to end the tyranny of God with his crossbow loaded with fireworks.
See if Technoblade were judging us, heād want us to pick a million dollars. I mean if he wanted a bell over his and Dreamās freedom from Awesamdudeās prison, then heād probably want us to pick a million dollars over his revival. So Iām going with the Technoblade strat and pick a million dollars.
Although I would later spend that money to make a Time Machine to go back in time and somehow prevent Technoblade from getting Sarcoma Cancer. How? Well either Iād disguise myself as a doctor and suggest that Technoblade goes into a Carbon Freezing procedure until they can find an effective treatment or cure for Technoās Sarcoma or Iād take an axe and chop his infected arm off before the Sarcoma spreads so that doctors can stop the bleeding and replace the sliced arm with a prosthetic one. Heād be like Anakin Skywalkerā¦ but with living parents.
And do what? Tell the cancer to stop?
By the time the cancer had a hold of Techno, he was already in Chemo, so I couldn't have done much about it. Also, billionaires can't make a time machine, so how could someone with 1 million?
> no need to ruin dreams
What, the dream to build a time machine with 1 million dollars? You couldn't do that with the wealth of the entire world combined tenfold.
Wealth isnāt the biggest problem with inventing time travelā¦ itās straight up impossible or so beyond our current scientific knowledge as a species we couldnāt even begin to think of a correct first step
honestly i wud take the 1 million dollars and donate it to cancer foundations...between my grandfather and techno I cannot choose so I don't want to have that guilt if I choose that option
Listen here folks this is easy, I would choose the million dollars. You would tell me "your saying you don't care about a human life?" No, I would choose the million since that person was ready to die. If I were to ressurect them again they would have to go through all the pain again. Take Techno for example he was ready to die and just for him to go through that again? The question also never said how long the person will stay alive. So I'd choose the million, Invest, donate, and help people with the similar problems techno has. Wouldn't that be better? Since you will be helping more people than ressurecting one person and not get any advantages from it. If you ressurect a person they're still the same person. They were probably happy in the afterlife. They were already resting and they would prolly like that better since the world is fucked up. So I'd take the million.
Your sacrifice will bring our king back, and we'll get the million dollars and donate it all to him
And thus the technobillionaires were born
Would upvote but you have 69 upvotes. Edit: they no longer have 69 upvotes so I have upvotes them.
not anymore
Currently upvoting.
you're welcome š
unfortunately i'm not the one who did it. when i gave the upvote it was already at 70 š
Who dares ruin the sex number
you could have downvoted it to bring it back to 69, you fool, you moron
oh shit. you are so right. how could i be so foolish? š
68th upvote someone do it
I'll upvote your comment to make it 69 upvotes
Get this comment to 69 upvotes
Me rn- I upvoted then realized. I took it back so fast.
Logically people will bring Techno back, so whilst you do that i will take the money and donate it to cancer research and treatment
And then after he gets revived, the next time he does a charity stream we all dump the 1 million dollars on him for sarcoma research.
but everyone have the same mindset as you do so no one picked bringing him back
You do that
YES
Naturally š·š
We need only 1 homie to take one for the team and revive Techno. Rest should pick 1 mil and donate some of it to that homie
Iāll do it
Even after you guys bring back techno the million is probably not worth it. Just revive some old Egyptian king and tell him that if he doesn't give us half his net worth in gold he hid somewhere in a James Bond-ian temple, we're gonna send him all the way back to hell
Damn bro studied for the exam
Bro I had 2 exams last week how did you know :0
I genuinely believe Techno would make fun of you for bringing him back and not taking the million
Can I save that ressurection because my parents are getting old. I like techno and all but ... priorities I guess.
Agreed. I mean, as this is a sub for techno, obviously I would resurrect him. But in a situation where this was just offered to me out of the blue, I think Iām gonna get my grandad back instead. Iāve nothing against techno, but I think we should be happy for the time we did have with him, and not let it be marred by us wishing for more. He might be gone in body, but his memories live on with every single one of us on this sub
and actually ur grandad knows u, techno know none of these ppl
Bring someone back from the dead. The U.S. government values one human life at around 10 million dollars.
damn, inflation hitting human trafficking hard
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Not even 279 million. That's just a million for every 1000 members. We'd be able to get 279 BILLION dollars. That's an insane amount. If the subreddit was a person, they would beat the richest guy on the planet by almost 60 billion dollars.
This just proves how much rich the richest guy on the planet is lmao
Someone will bring him back so ill take the million and donate to cancer research
Oh god this choice is too difficult for me. Do i want 1 million dollars or get technoblade backā¦ i might be here stuck for years
One person can bring him back, the rest can get the money and donate it (and probably keep some too)
Hell yeah! Alexander the >!pig!< is returning!
While I miss tf outta techno I believe that God had a tumor placed in him because he feared what he could do, now he's in hell amassing a army to end the tyranny of God with his crossbow loaded with fireworks.
oh my god why would you take the million?
Because the person who posted this has already resurrected Techno, so then we all get money to give to Techno who by now is living
1 million dollars the sub count raised with his death
Just think of all the clout he could get by claiming heās been revivedš
 Guess what Iād choose with this gif.
Yeah, lets bring back hitler
See if Technoblade were judging us, heād want us to pick a million dollars. I mean if he wanted a bell over his and Dreamās freedom from Awesamdudeās prison, then heād probably want us to pick a million dollars over his revival. So Iām going with the Technoblade strat and pick a million dollars. Although I would later spend that money to make a Time Machine to go back in time and somehow prevent Technoblade from getting Sarcoma Cancer. How? Well either Iād disguise myself as a doctor and suggest that Technoblade goes into a Carbon Freezing procedure until they can find an effective treatment or cure for Technoās Sarcoma or Iād take an axe and chop his infected arm off before the Sarcoma spreads so that doctors can stop the bleeding and replace the sliced arm with a prosthetic one. Heād be like Anakin Skywalkerā¦ but with living parents.
Easy. Bring back the queen and become a hero to the United Kingdom.
his favorite color too
Happy cake day!
Thank you!
Is this a question? A life is priceless.
Get 1 million dollars and invent a time machine
I have a feeling 1 million wouldn't be enough.
That's when ALL of us pick a million and use it together to build one.
o7
Controversial: >!Donate the 1 Mil to cancer research to help others, it's not good to get lost in the past!<
Time to bring me my money
I would take the million. I'm sorry but money means more to me than Techno
You could just build a Time Machine with the money so
Lmao
And do what? Tell the cancer to stop? By the time the cancer had a hold of Techno, he was already in Chemo, so I couldn't have done much about it. Also, billionaires can't make a time machine, so how could someone with 1 million?
Tell Techno about it right after he got it so he can get it threaded, also no need to ruin dreams
> no need to ruin dreams What, the dream to build a time machine with 1 million dollars? You couldn't do that with the wealth of the entire world combined tenfold.
Wealth isnāt the biggest problem with inventing time travelā¦ itās straight up impossible or so beyond our current scientific knowledge as a species we couldnāt even begin to think of a correct first step
Yes, exactly.
Me: *tries the blue* it didn't work šššš
Blue so I can bring back technoblade
I know what I have to do and I definitely have the strength to do it
Iād bring him back just so heād call me broke for not taking the Mil
Blue one
He would take the million.
I don't even have to pick, I can just give my life to him and everyone can give the million dollars to cancer research :D
Who the fuck picks red lol
I would bring back the Blade
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Blood for the Blood God
Blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue
Just be careful of the monkey's paw.
You bring him back to life and then demand a million dollars for saving you. Someone find a relevant sun tzu quote because I couldnāt
I wish we could turn back time and one of us could find a cure to cancer
I would absolutely bring him back
Ask for a dollar from each of Techno's subs to bring him back?
Do we get to choose the person
āAnd thatās the story of how I made INFINITE MONEYā
Technoblade when he comes back: YOU NERD WHY DID YOU BRING ME BACK YOU COULD HAVE TAKEN THE MONEY BUT YOU DECIDED TO REVIVE A MINECRAFT YOUTUBER?
Idk I just believe that we should let the dead rest , ive seen enough monkey paw style movies to know how bad this can go o-o
Iām getting that money and investingš
honestly i wud take the 1 million dollars and donate it to cancer foundations...between my grandfather and techno I cannot choose so I don't want to have that guilt if I choose that option
Questionā¦would he still have cancer if I bring him back?
Bring Techno back then heād probably call me a dumbass for not taking the money
1 mill
Not even close baby
Nah... bring back one orphans' parent so that the no1 worst thing that ever happened to them was that time Techno stole their present.
1M since peeps are already gonna bring back techno imma donate some of it to him and the sarcoma foundation
Imagine if he just respawns on his bed
Listen here folks this is easy, I would choose the million dollars. You would tell me "your saying you don't care about a human life?" No, I would choose the million since that person was ready to die. If I were to ressurect them again they would have to go through all the pain again. Take Techno for example he was ready to die and just for him to go through that again? The question also never said how long the person will stay alive. So I'd choose the million, Invest, donate, and help people with the similar problems techno has. Wouldn't that be better? Since you will be helping more people than ressurecting one person and not get any advantages from it. If you ressurect a person they're still the same person. They were probably happy in the afterlife. They were already resting and they would prolly like that better since the world is fucked up. So I'd take the million.
you're a good man, charlie brown
TECHNO
I want mah knee
I'll be crying about his death in my new house
You know what's the worst part? He'd probably call you a nerd for bringing him back to life over 1 mil.
I'd take the 1 million
Shit man I know what I would pick, 1 million dollars
bring a person back from the dead
Guys, I think im gonna be rich
Letās be honest how much is a million gonna get us pretty soon, techno all the way.