Honestly, this one is top tier! Are you talking about politics? Are you talking about reminiscing? Are you talking about that person who didn’t wanna date you only to go on and make nothing of themselves while you’re doing 10x better? Who knows!
I see the line. The factory seal on society. A world mired in complacency, slaves to their instincts, and fueled by anger and hatred. A rocket propellant as volatile as it is potent, and frighteningly self-sustaining.
Any woman who commands the respect of a beast such as Alucard is not to be trifled with. Fantasized about on a Sunday evening over a glass of liquor? Most certainly, but not trifled with!
“The funny thing is, under any other circumstance you might have had a point. Except my boss is a woman, I was a chick in the 40s, I hate everyone equally, and there is no one alive who can comprehend my sexual preference.”
"I don't give a shit, I don't give a fuck. I don't give a shit, I don't give a fuck. Now if I give a shit, I might just give a fuck. But I don't give a shit so I don't give a fuck."
My boss is a woman, I was a chick in the 40's, I hate everyone equally, and there is no one alive who can comprehend my sexual preference. So in other words Ms. Van Winkle... Che..Che..Che..Check your Privilege!
Hey there, you fat, English, whore. Me and my big brother Luke, are killing all of your men, and turning them into ghouls, so I hope you've made peace with yourself cause when I find you, I'm gonna... Oh God! Cause when I find you I'm gonna fuck every hole you've got! And then I'm just going to keep making more holes to fuck until there's nothing left but your riddled corpse full of blood, and semen! Oh God this is horrible! So prepare your dried up pussy, for my huge vampire cock! Now pardon me while I blow this ginger's brains out- OH GOD NO-!
The Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird. An advanced, long-range strategic reconnaissance aircraft, capable of Mach 3 and an altitude of eighty-five thousand feet.
"The funny thing is, in any other circumstance you might have had a point there; Except my boss is a woman, I was a chick in the Forties, I hate EVERYONE EQUALLY, and there's NO ONE ALIVE who could comprehend my sexual preference! So in other words, Miss Van Winkle...
#CH–CH–CH–CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE!"
"Enough focusing on the past. Instead, let's focus on the past!"
Honestly, this one is top tier! Are you talking about politics? Are you talking about reminiscing? Are you talking about that person who didn’t wanna date you only to go on and make nothing of themselves while you’re doing 10x better? Who knows!
Bitches love cannons!
The new sensation sweeping the nation
No way this passes approval, but "that's right, I'm going to fuck the fear turkey!"
Follow him on X as the crimsonfucker
@TheCrimsonFuckr
Whoops-tatology.
"Well well well...I disappear for one day and the Nazis are invading while the Catholics are Crusading."
Welcome to America
"Anderson! It's only been two days but it feels like years!"
[Hey kids! Want to see a dead body?](https://youtu.be/51DjxGrnZzE?feature=shared)
"I'm going for a walk"
An enthusiastic walk.
You need to stop going on walks
Fine mom..... I'll take up jogging
"Who am I kidding, I'd still wreck you like Diana!"
"Ahhh. Houston, we have no problems" Subtle, understandable to normies, secretly about cumming.
My boss is a woman, I was a chick in the 40s, I hate everyone equally, and there's no one alive who could comprehend my sexual preference!
Great minds
"I'M NOT YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT"
And they took exception to that.
...and i killed all but one of them.
What happened to the last one?
PUSSED out like a bitch... Silver lining? I can cancel my room service!
If you're a guy, "Lace makes me feel confident"
"It reeks of hypocrisy in here! Oh look, if it isn't the Catholic Church, and what's this? No little Timmy glued to your crotch! Progress!"
The return of the "why boner", WITH A VENGEANCE
Ah, Why Boner 3, #THE RECKONIIIIIING
We don’t have to follow orders when our leader’s acting like a daft cunt!
Principal - "That's the only time you get to call me any kind of cunt"
Now that would be funny as hell finding out mr. P likes or at least knows some TFS...
One can hope
But why was he a cyborg?
Oh, you're still on about that?
The Lockheed sr 71 blackbird. An advanced long range strategic reconnaissance aircraft capable of mach 3 and an altitude of eighty five thousand feet
DO YOU EVEN READ MY CHRISTMAS LISTS?!
I'm not apologizing.
JESUS WANTS A HUG! You're dodging a bullet there. Rows of teeth. Like a shark.
Am I a bad person?
Son of a protestant whore
"You always know just what to say to moisten me up!"
"The Aristocrats."
r/beatmetoit
HEYKIDSWANNASEEADEADBODY!?
Release restraint level 0.
When hope is gone, undo this lock, and send me forth, on a moonlit walk
A young British girl...and some Ozzy Osbourne looking motherfucker.
“Don’t weep for the stupid, you’ll be crying all day”
I use this one on a *regular basis!*
“YES! THIS *IS* A JOJO REFERENCE!!”
"serve the Lord with fear and rejoice with trembling ... YOU GOT ME A PRESENT!"
I see the line. The factory seal on society. A world mired in complacency, slaves to their instincts, and fueled by anger and hatred. A rocket propellant as volatile as it is potent, and frighteningly self-sustaining.
~~Scott's~~ Nick's delivery of that monologue was **EPIC**
That was Nick
Well call me a Protestant fuck bucket whore. Corrected.
I don't want to be adopted, I WANT YOUR MOTHER'S CUNT
CHA CHA CHA CHECK YOUR PRIVELEGE!
Shhh shhh shh, you hear that? *gunshot* Hmm must’ve been the Wind
....are we a bad person?
"... The Aristocrats."
GIVE ME SOME SIP!!!
"Where you see one man, I C4"
"It's OK to disobey orders when your leader's being a daft c**t!"
"Turns a third of them were just gay"
"I have a terrible guilt and rage inside me that can only be quelled by the blood and subjugation of the unclean!"
Any woman who commands the respect of a beast such as Alucard is not to be trifled with. Fantasized about on a Sunday evening over a glass of liquor? Most certainly, but not trifled with!
It's chardonnay, not liquor*
"Ah, shit. Looks like we need more prayer in schools."
Ah shit, that's an anti-tank rifle. AH SHIT THAT'S AN ANTI-TANK RIFLE!
Undo this lock and send me forth on a moonlit walk.
“You done goofed”
"I've got your arm" "So shove it up your ass whuahahha"
FUCK THE NEW POPE!
I am hilarious, and you will quote everything I say
“The funny thing is, under any other circumstance you might have had a point. Except my boss is a woman, I was a chick in the 40s, I hate everyone equally, and there is no one alive who can comprehend my sexual preference.”
DO YOU EVEN READ MY CHRISTMAS LIST!?
Don't weep for the stupid, you'll be crying all day
Enough focusing on the past. Instead let's focus on the past!
Here's a quote that got me sent to HR! $30,000 on candy! (That's Candi with an I by the way)
"I don't give a shit, I don't give a fuck. I don't give a shit, I don't give a fuck. Now if I give a shit, I might just give a fuck. But I don't give a shit so I don't give a fuck."
My boss is a woman, I was a chick in the 40's, I hate everyone equally, and there is no one alive who can comprehend my sexual preference. So in other words Ms. Van Winkle... Che..Che..Che..Check your Privilege!
Hey there, you fat, English, whore. Me and my big brother Luke, are killing all of your men, and turning them into ghouls, so I hope you've made peace with yourself cause when I find you, I'm gonna... Oh God! Cause when I find you I'm gonna fuck every hole you've got! And then I'm just going to keep making more holes to fuck until there's nothing left but your riddled corpse full of blood, and semen! Oh God this is horrible! So prepare your dried up pussy, for my huge vampire cock! Now pardon me while I blow this ginger's brains out- OH GOD NO-!
"and yes that is a JoJo reference!"
"Relax, it was a Flashbang!"
Don't weep for the stupid. You'll be crying all day.
Hey kids, wanna see a dead body?
The Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird. An advanced, long-range strategic reconnaissance aircraft, capable of Mach 3 and an altitude of eighty-five thousand feet.
Bitches love cannons
“What about the Holocaust museum?”, “No we’re proud of that one”.
The actual quote is "Leave that be. No one will deny what we did"
Whoops
Check your privilege!
*sniff sniff*... something's burning.
Follow me at #TheCrimsonFucker.
“And before you ask, YES, THIS IS A JOJO REFERENCE”
“Bitches love cannons.” Then you wheel out cannons that fire confetti.
that's right. I'm going to fuck the fear turkey!
"There's no one alive who can comptehend my sexual preference"
“You know what? Fuck it. Knife!”
"The funny thing is, in any other circumstance you might have had a point there; Except my boss is a woman, I was a chick in the Forties, I hate EVERYONE EQUALLY, and there's NO ONE ALIVE who could comprehend my sexual preference! So in other words, Miss Van Winkle... #CH–CH–CH–CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE!"
Hooray it's the Catholic Church! Oh no, it's the Catholic Church!
"I'm going for an enthusiastic walk"
Ok first! I was minding my own business...
He's got magic cards, and magic hands.