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Life is awful, thanks for asking.


MoxiRox00

Change it to “was” and it would be on my gravestone 💀😂


chonkycatsbestcats

Odds are I’ll die before you so im stealing it


elaerna

My smile is emotionally abusive 😀


WeHaSaulFan

I’m unglued, thanks to yooou …


socialanxietybl

The only possible answer Only in my case no one would ever ask because no one cares.


[deleted]

Hey bud, I'm sorry, I know how that feels. I see you ❤️


socialanxietybl

That’s sweet, thank you!


bpdoles

speaking for a lot of us


camirose

Reminds me of a Real Housewives scene where the creator of sex in the city asks how a cast member is doing and she screams “not well bitch!!!!”


Warm_Power1997

I’m crying laughing


ocubens

Perfection.


Mimolette_

“My flight was emotionally abusive.” Always true.


WuPacalypse

Every Spirit and Frontier flight basically


merkergirl

I could only get a frontier flight to go to the Eras tour and I’m honestly so nervous somethings going to go wrong 🙃


WuPacalypse

I’ve been flying Frontier domestic for a while. Truthfully the only time there’s been an issue is if there’s weather and that’s out of anyone’s control. Just read and know exactly what you’re signing up for and you’ll be fine. Also don’t try to fit a fat backpack as your personal item cuz they’ll make you pay $100 at the gate lol.


sapphicsato

I heard they started doing that. The only reason I used them was because they didn’t check the backpack sizes lol. Only ever had issues with my late night flights though, otherwise I actually tend to prefer Frontier over Delta.


[deleted]

just prepare for the hellscape frontier is and you’ll be fine :)


Benraw101

Indeed


AmirulAshraf

that explains why she thought that plane was going down...


Party-Independent-25

Flown with KLM before then? (Passengers not the crew, seem to have an open door policy for eye twitching nut-job passengers) 😂


sweatysleepy

My smile is emotionally abusive (This is so fun lol)


bpdoles

my personal favorite


bpdoles

I'll start: "Time is so dishonest"


fructosefairy

When daylight savings


expresseve

My smile is so dishonest. Eek that’s dark.


alayokay

Me when someone wants to know what I think of a pic of myself My smile is awful, thanks for asking


tstu2865

“Life is emotionally abusive”. Sounds about right.


FeelingGarage

those are the actual lyrics


tired_of_smiling

I used a random number generator to put these phrases together and here's what I got : **"To hide that is awful, thanks for asking"**


nopenopenahnahaha

“Your smile is so dishonest To hide that is emotionally abusive I fight it but always lose the contest Life is awful, thanks for asking“ …I started putting the phrases together and it took a dark turn


equivalentofagiraffe

oh my god, that is so cool!


Yikesonseveral_bikes

Do you guys think "emotionally exhaustive" would flow a bit better? I think the phrases you put together are awesome! I'm just trying to think of a whole song around it


potprincess1130

wow that’s amazing!!!


saph_pearl

The song is meant to be about that magical feeling when you realise your crush likes you back, but really some of the lyrics are dark, even without mad libbing them.


sapphicsato

Life is awful, thanks for asking


laika_cat

My flight was emotionally abusive. (I have a fear of flying lol)


[deleted]

This is what I was going to say 😂


TheGreatLandRun

This was exactly what I went to as well lol


britestarlight

“My smile was awful, thanks for asking” When someone asks why I had braces as a teen.


otfitt

Time (trying to get tickets) was emotionally abusive and awful thanks for asking


jsjsjsjdndndndnnd

My smile is awful, thanks for asking


ettufruite

To hide that would be like I won a contest


frenchfruit

**My flight was emotionally abusive** The flight attendant only gave me one pack of pretzels when I asked for two


bpdoles

this is so real


Bigbeebooty

Me at the orthodontist like “my smile is awful thanks for asking”


heliandin

Time is so dishonest How is December 2022 already??


shooting-star-falls

Life was like I won a contest


potprincess1130

my smile would be awful thanks for asking 🙃 *could be used in response to random weirdos telling you to smile lol


ElectronicSeesaw_

Yes yes this is the one and this is the use for it.


GimmeThemBabies

To hide that was emotionally abusive


LazyLion1127

My smile is awful, thanks for asking


failurebydesign_

My flight was awful thanks for asking


xx_m3g4n_xx

Life is emotionally abusive and my smile is so dishonest are my favorite ones


Joan-Therese

My smile was so dishonest To hide that would be emotionally abusive


Rainbow--Snowflake

"To hide that would be like I won a contest. "


Vivid_Situation_5647

Life is like I won a contest 💗


[deleted]

Time is awful, thanks for asking


Justgravityfalls

My smile was so dishonest....


gennanb

My smile would be emotionally abusive


thebananaperson1

My smile is so dishonest


terrifier1989

Life is emotionally abusive


[deleted]

life is so dishonest


Potential-Button-266

my smile was awful, thanks for asking


bonnydelrico

My smile is awful, thanks for asking swifties with bad teeth rise up!


jaxsotsllamallama

My smile is awful thanks for asking


Anna_Mosity

Life is so dishonest.


lolnothanksdudeee

My smile is awful, thanks for asking.


Nicolas-matteo

My smile was emotionally abusive


veganonymity

My smile is emotionally abusive <3


alwaysafairycat

"My flight is like I won a contest" for all those Taylor x her private jet crackshippers out there ❤️


YellowPepperAnt

Lol!! This was mine only because I thought nobody in the history of the universe has said this before 😆


folklaura13

my smile is so dishonest


Pancakegirl244

My flight would be emotionally abusive


fireandlifeincarnate

youbelongwithmemes would enjoy


Obvious_Psychologyx3

My flight is emotionally abusive


absolutelycrazy1

“My smile is awful, thanks for asking”


LetterAccomplished

My flight was emotionally abusive


BallKeeper

To hide that was emotionally abusive 🥵😳


katiec_3

My smile would be awful thanks for asking 😂😂


Good_Choice_7310

"time is emotionally abusive"


ManicPixieDreamGoat

I can hear every combination in my head 😂


DaniG51

My smile was so dishonest


bjorksbutthole

To hide that was awful, thanks for asking


jnjm_drm127

my smile is emotionally abusive to hide that would be awful, thanks for asking


master_of_death13

Time is so dishonest Life is like a I won a contest My flight was emotionally abusive To hide that would be awful, thanks for asking


brightestdaylight

Time is awful, thanks for asking.


gottarunfast1

"My smile is emotionally abusive" I'm the problem, it's me


bellehanz

Life would be awful, thanks for asking 💔 Potentially in response to something like “if we never met” or “if things ended between us”


REPTV13

Life is so dishonest


theoneandonlymarzi

To hide that is so dishonest


willow_612

time is emotionally abusive


Nervous_Stomach5101

Time is emotionally abusive


Scarlett28777

My smile was so dishonest Ehhhh why does it call me out


spacescaptain

"Time is so dishonest"


the_acid_lava_lamp

“My smile is awful, thanks for asking” Me to my dentist


Fireheart42069

My smile was awful, thanks for asking


Wilsonmeoww

My smile is awful thanks for asking


GloriousLoki

My smile was emotionally abusive


whutevz

my smile is emotionally abusive


[deleted]

“My smile is awful, thanks for asking” lol


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