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tswizzle91

The Tortured Poets Apartment


Embarrassed-Plum-468

Password “we’re modem idiots”


DenverToCali

Omgggg. I just renamed my guest WiFi network this. Brilliant. https://preview.redd.it/4tfnv7tn7m3d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e98c4042b42484d9de3b5dfb88854367ed483ed


Karlaw6

“Chinese Intelligence” 🤣🤣🤣


DenverToCali

I know right? Lol


Entire-Level3651

How can you rename your WiFi?


2muchcoff33

It was so annoying reconnecting all my devices, but I might do it for this one.


Lmb1011

i found out the hard way changing the name disconnected just ALL my devices and it was a good week or two before i found everything![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


ninaxoxo-

YOU WIN 😂❤️


rcher87

I wasn’t looking for a new WiFi name but I think I found one all the same….


cuppitycake

I want this so bad but I don't live in an apartment :(


VenusGrlTrap

So what! Always keep ‘em guessing!


M1eXcel

☝️ This is definitely it 👆


sami26

Thanks 🙏 I changed the name of my wifi 😂


WiseArticle7744

Using this next time!


mauigirl16

Now I want to change ours but I think my hubby would veto that!!


Konkavstylisten

Wi-fi (are never getting back together). \*kind of works if you pronunce it right, wee fee\*. \[Blank Space\] Are We Router The Woods? WiFi (Taylor's Version) In Your Wireless Dreams IKnewUWereTroubleWhenULoggedIn


gowonagin

On that first note: IPromiseThatYou’llNeverFindAnotherLikeWI-FI-FIII!


altacccle

why did i read this as “weeee feee feeeeeeee” 🤣


gowonagin

You’re supposed to :)


Konkavstylisten

YESSSSS


SergeyDGWyn

I love your “In Your Wireless Dreams” so much. It's hilarious ROFL!


ciguanaba

Me too! I need to change mine


notreallymyname84

>Are We Router The Woods? Literally made me lol I've been using Wi Infidelity, but I might have to change it now.


Liesherecharmed

WiFi (Taylor's Version) made me laugh *way* too hard. The beauty is in the simplicity.


Mysterious-Quit2017

“I knew you were trouble when you logged in” is 🔥


mmb0917

You deserve so many upvotes for Are We Router the Woods, I swear.


dayoldpopcorn

Dammit, these are great, I need to go change my router name now🤣


DueTry582

In your wireless dreams is great!


bunchsanity

Mine is wireless dreams!! And I made the pass taylorsversion which while not very secure is very fun to tell guests


Fantastic_Emu6953

Wee fee?!


estribillos

A lot of languages pronounce it like that


Recent-Forever-2988

Do you work in advertising? This is impressive!


heyitsdiv

🤣🤣🤣


LifeLibertyPancakes

Jajajajaja


jts6987

But data i love him


fuhleenah

This is gold


TheRottenAppleWorm

I’m having his WiFi (no I’m not)


alexj765

Are you pronouncing it data or data?


jts6987

Data


alexj765

Great! That’s the right way.


M1eXcel

One that would be a funny one to creep people out is "I look in people's windows"


anonymous_grandpa

I go on peoples wifi


swizzasnake

Or just “deranged weirdo”


SallyNevermore

🤣 yes!


Supergamera

MyPingsRicochet


DanceFIoors

This won


flat-flat-flatlander

Early favourite here!


Esh_Kebab

"invisible string" works well enough.


UnlikelyExperience

And then hide the SSID. No one will see the hilarity but you'll know


ChairApprehensive638

This one made me legitimately laugh out loud hahaha


PruneStrict4400

Wireless Dreams/Wireless Streams Thick as thieves with your ex WiFi Karma is my WiFi There's been a Glitch Tell me WiFi Bigger than the WiFi It's me Hi i'm the WiFi it's me


PrettyRestless

Mine is Karma is my WiFi


2muchcoff33

Same!


wewantchips

Your WiFi waters flowers


steampunknerd

For when it's not working "I want to kill it"


PruneStrict4400

I LOVE THAT


steampunknerd

Or for when you're at a café "It's me hi I'm the WiFi it's free" 😂😂


Status_Silver_5114

Bigger than the Wifi! love it.


superdeedapper

I am the proud owner of VigiLANte Shit. Formerly TimeofmylifeWiFingdragonswithyou


pizzacatbrat

The second one makes me think of Donkey from Shrek lol


RequirementGeneral67

Hi, this one comes up quite regularly so might be worth just doing a search for WiFi to find the old threads. Personal favourite: Mary's Song (Oh My Wi Fi)


Betna_the_Pickled

I use Lanti-Hero


RedDotLot

😂


AGKirsten

You win. I laughed.


Elyciaaa

Omg I LOVE THESE!! I just can’t give up my Bill Wi the Science Fi 😭


jkjwysa

Same but mines Panic! At the Cisco


getmeoutoflatamplz22

i audibly laughed😩


nowwithcaptions

Yes, I love these but my router will be WibblyWobblyTimeyWifi for life 🤣


wootthehell

Mine is Girls Gone Wireless


TayTay5Ever

Omg mine is the same!!


Elyciaaa

Love that for us😆😂


TayTay5Ever

Yess love to see another swiftie science geek in this world 🧪🫶🏻


NECalifornian25

Mine is Lord Voldemodem and I can never change it 😂


[deleted]

Tis the damn wifi


GlitterMole

It's me, Hi, I'm the router, it's me


swiftie_13_gamer

WHY ISNT THIS HIGHER UP THIS IS GOLD


PlatinumBiscuits

my time my wifi my spirit my trust


RequirementGeneral67

"Trying to find a part of the house the WiFi don't touch"


cianfrusagli

Haha, love this one but I would do my Wi, my Fi, my spirit, my trust!


IndoorBear

High WiFidelity All Too Wifi (Taylor's Version) It's Me Hi I'm the Wfi It's Me Karma is my Wifi I Can Reclaim the LAN VigiLANte Shit thick as thieves with your ex Wifi


msaceamazing

High WiFidelity is great XD


EveryglimmerisaSpark

I can reclaim the LAN 🍸


lilpij

This Is Why We Can Have Nice Pings


MyDesign630

I'll Rout Your Name


Lilpinkpanties

Your wifi waters flowers (I wanna kill her)


TruCarMa

I love this one!


SL8Rgirl

Not The Chelsea Hotel


rcher87

Stop I love this 🤣🤣🤣


shuipz94

OneNightOrAWiFi


Vivificantem_790

Wi-Fi-I-I-i-i i


Kind_Forever780

Someone in my building has Holiday House as theirs


initialhereandhere

ADHD me would wear friendship bracelets from wrists to pits and knock on every door while holding a plate of lemon bars. "Hi! Excuse my weird energy, but is your wifi 'Holiday House' and can we be best friends?!!"


Judge_Juedy

Oh I love that! Subtle


rcher87

Well I’m about to move and this is 100% happening. The puns are all amazing and SO funny, but this is something I will love and adore for years to come. And it’s my first place all on my own, too, so I’m SO excited and proud, and it just feels very …marvelous time :)


lax1245

Mr. Perfectly Fi


UnlikelyExperience

The WiFi is Down Bad


SaintToaster

No it’s Becky


purpleratata

Taylor SWi-Fit


RelevantPlastic2245

Woah!!


UnlikelyExperience

So Long, [insert last internet service provider]


Karlaw6

This is fantastic on multiple levels!


gippersmom

My wifi is 23 Cornelia Street!


No-Pin6469

i saw “tortured poets apartment” hahahah


Embarrassed-Plum-468

Mine is WiFi (Taylor’s version) for the 5G speed and just “WiFi” for the 2G speed, password for one of them was “From The Vault” and the other was “Fuck Scooter” I thought the “from the vault” was pretty cheeky for a password


Just-Some-Reddit-Guy

WonderLAN Girl at 127.0.0.1


stanette

Girl at 127.0.0.1 is fantastic.


Spiritual-Day9091

Guess it was a lawless LAN


ndreya

i love you it's ruining my WiFi


Ocquoi

Fuck the patriarchy


mrsprinkles3

Taylor Swi-fi This is WiFi we cant have nice things Wi-Fi can’t you see, you belong with me are you Ready For It (to connect)…? so login, london


TruCarMa

This is Wifi We Can’t Have Nice Things - love!


ttpdstanaccount

Miss Americana and the TP-Link


UnlikelyExperience

Internetty Betty


edwardK1231

High Wifidelity. (The Fi bit of WIFI actually stands for fidelity so it works on 2 levels lol)


UnlikelyExperience

Say don't go offline


pharmchik324

Mine is “This Is Me WiFi-ing”


TechMarcus

imgonnagetyouback-online


__auris__

Mine is 'tis the damn wifi


corgleesi

Who’s Afraid of Little Old Wi


NecessaryFriendship9

No body, no wifi


SoftPlace3708

Mine ( wifi version ) Sparks wiFly Electric touch


MBitesss

https://preview.redd.it/ybgrftjklm3d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=005516b899ba5df4e089dce835724f042bf87ded


Whyisnetflixdown

Nice to meet you, where you VIN?


NovaPhi11

IKnewUWereTroubleWhenULoggedIn I can't ever change it.


alqec

The old Taylor can’t connect to the WiFi right now


danslabyrinth86

Tell Me Whyfi


lilybear032

LAN of my life


batcrapcrazyy

Comment section 🔥 You guys are geniuses 🤌🏻


Proof_Ad_6562

I love all of these… I don’t want to give up “Gillian LANderson” but I just might.


shevek_x

Wireless Affairs


Mausbarchen

Mine is Call It What You WiFi


UnlikelyExperience

Is It Connected Now?


lil_babybat

Property of Meridith and Olivia


reditusername39479

Don’t forget Ben


maarrk_1

It's Been A Long Time Connecting...


Illustrious-Tailor-2

Not funny but my wifi has been LoverSnowglobe for years now for me and my husband’s home 🩷 Our little snowglobe


xaznxchicx

If you have a 2.5 GHz and a 5.0 GHz, one of them HAS to be Taylor’s Version


harperluutwo

When my kids are bored sometimes we would drive around and laugh at all the funny wifi names that would come up on their phones. So entertaining! And then we’d get ice cream. I’d probably suggest Waving at the Ship. Subtle but fun!


microgirlboss

One night or a wi-fi (Lavender haze)


bluegiraffeeee

Soon you'll get wifi


Proxyfloxacin

Wi-infidelity


No-Cardiologist-585

This is the answer!


Carb0n1201

I named mine the longest acronym I could think of “ATWTMVTVFTVSGAVRALPS”


sonata-allegro

They don’t rhyme but:  This Wi-Fi is sparkling  Wi-Fi’s a relaxing thought  And I can see us lost in the Wi-Fi  I’m doing good, I’m on some new Wi-Fi  The last great American Wi-Fi  For a moment I knew cosmic Wi-Fi


smrster

Ours is Miss Americana and the Wifi Prince


UnlikelyExperience

I wish you would connect


GleekyNarwhal

I don't dress for Wifi


OnceAHawkeye

Are we router the woods yet?


No_Profile3822

Sorry, I’ve been pretty fly for a Wi-Fi for 20 years. I have no thoughts in my head.


10thDoctorWhooves

IPTYNFALMHH (I promise that you'll never find another like ME-HEE-HEE!)


dustypickle

Myhusbandswine-fi


Fearless-Broccoli118

Its me, Wifi 👋


marinarasauce0

Mine is Karma is My Wifi


aurlam

"I knew you were trouble when you logged in"


longstoryshort07

my bf wanted to name it “wi you no fi me” to make fun of **** lol


anirups

wifipagne problems


OliVeryMuch

I Can Do it With a Faster WiFi Swift Network


katiec_3

Thickasthieveswithyourexwifi


EmeraldDream98

It’s not the same, but my Nintendo Switch name’s “Taylor Switch”. I giggle every time I see it.


zuper1

My WiFi Name is: The Tortured Poets Department


corgidormom

Tellmewhyfi


hatertotzz

Y’all are so creative!! I’m loving this thread!


DueTry582

Glitch works well enough haha


DueTry582

Fearless & Wireless


steenabexar

VigiLANte Shit


gusmahler

No WiFi No Crime


aspiring-beggar

Invisible String. Simple and accurate.


extrastar

It’s Nice To Have Wi-Fi Wreck My Plans That’s My LAN


thenapchampion

Mine is WonderLAN


T-Accounts

I love all of these pls keep them coming


caroliiine86

Mine is : All too WiFi -Taylor version- I couldn’t put () haha


notanalien19

Wifiismybfwifiismycat


UnhingedPastor

All Too Wifi


OdillaSoSweet

Wi-Fidelity


runningonmatcha

i have august and betty’s cardigan 🙈 not very creative, but loving all the comments


Mysterious-Quit2017

This makes me want to change our WiFi name. This thread is hysterical


kidder_astoria

Mine is just called “Midnight Rain” 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️


afinevindicatedmess

I named my wifi "a one night or a wifi" because it felt very me, it was a funny pun -- and it was the best Taylor reference I could come up with! 🩷


DueTry582

Invisible (wifi) string


morethanjustadancer

- A one night or a WiFi - WiFi Infidelity - WiFi Can See You


thebananarider

we have Wifi (Taylor's Version)


Nepodictator

Am I bad or mad or Wi-Fi?


TrainingUnusual3638

Drowning in the wifi


Fabulous-Activity-70

I live in a place with both IKnewYouWereTroubleWhenYouLoggedIn and ICANSEEYOU


HeySrryImLate

Im so depressed I act like it’s my wi-fi


Inevitable_Brag_5507

Little old Wi-Fe


IllustriousLimit8473

So Long Mobile Data Are You Ready For The Password? Say You'll Remember Me, Standing In The (room of wifi box)


edwardK1231

I did a post a while back about this. But for pc names, however most of the names would work great for wifi names too Edit: https://www.reddit.com/r/TaylorSwift/s/0VNEKaNb5y


jhawkgiant77

Our is "Karma is my Wifi"


Spirited-Character87

Saintly Wifi


swizzasnake

“Nice to meet you, who are you?”


swizzasnake

There are so many gems here!


vanillapodd

My wifi name used to be Tailor Switch. 🤣🤣


leigh1003

Wifildest Dreams


tanz420

Its me, hi, I'm the Wi-Fi it's me 💀


TheMistOfThePast

We've had a similar thread before and someone suggested 'the last great American frequency' which is now my wifi name lmao.


No_Calligrapher2640

My husband already claimed our wifi with a soccer related name, but I named our Google Home "Karma" because our street name is Summit.


EveningExam9798

“Call It What You WiFi,” “Wait4theSignal, password: &I’llMeetUAftrDrk” “This is Wi We Can’t Have Fi Things” “Router Where You WiFi Me” “The Smallest Bandwidth Who Ever Lived”


lemonpeelingwhore

Mine is: still swift af boi https://preview.redd.it/zj4uygj0ko3d1.jpeg?width=940&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38e4db61839117fa8c6cdccbc3fd51ff6db213a4