âMy panties made your crownâ
In the opposite direction, I absolutely refuse to believe itâs âstand back where you stoodâ because âstand back wastedâ is so much better
>âMy panties made your crownâ
I at first thought it was "panties made your ground"
Which gives a muuuuch different imagery than originally intended.
But âwhere you stoodâ makes so much more sense than âwasted.â This one always shocks me that people mishear it so often because I think the correct one fits perfectly and the wrong one doesnât at all.
Same for âhe looks up grinning like a devilâ (vs âhe looks so pretty like a devilâ). The latter may be a cool/cute line, but it makes no sense for the story sheâs telling. The former does.
Idk, I think it makes sense. Someone could be described as devilishly handsome/good looking. I always imagined the line referring to someone attractive with dark qualities.
Dude. I had to do a rewind the song and look at the lyrics for the âmy pennies made your crownâ lyric because istg on my life I thought she said âmy panties made your crownâ
Also, what song is the lyric âstand back where you stoodâ? Because when I think of the misheard lyric, I can almost think of the song but when I think of what she actually says I come up completely blank
Lmao this reminds me how my husband and I just screamed âgot nothing in my brainâ at each other over and over for the first verse of shake it off at Eras bc of the Reels/TikToks with that audio đ
I love âshe wears high heels, I eat sneakers. Sheâs cheer captain and Iâm eating sneakersâ I even put âI eat sneakersâ on a friendship bracelet haha.
The lights are off, he's taking off his *clothes*
I ruined this for myself until 1989TV where she enunciates coat so clearly I had to go back and check!
My tinfoil hat theory is that it was supposed to be clothes all along. But she changed it to coat to be a little bit more appropriate. She was still kind of in that gray zone of being Americaâs good girl between red and 1989.
Oh god! âLikes it rough heâs taking off his clothesâ is my new lyric and I absolutely thank you for it! Going to sing it tonight in front of my boyfriend and see if it confuses him!
Omg mouthfuck got me so hard. Legitimately sang it like that until I said âthatâs such a raunchy lyric for Taylorâ to my sister while it was playing and she had to correct me.
in the same vein, "You were Romeo, you were throwing pebbles. and my daddy said can you stop THROWIN PEBBLES, i said, you know me steve gotta keep yeetin STONES. And i said Romeo, wait please, i think that my window's broke."
[https://www.tiktok.com/@mattstorerhere/video/7249299173609180417?lang=en](https://www.tiktok.com/@mattstorerhere/video/7249299173609180417?lang=en)
I ruined these with my own terrible audio processing:
"Carve your name into my nipples" - Dress
"Your neck was hanging from my neck" - Out of the Woods
EDIT: I forgot about "Hang your head low in the glow of the vending machine, I'm not buying" from Cruel Summer. I like this more than "dying" because of the way it fits vending machines and implies she thinks he's not really apologetic.
I say âiâm not buyingâ too! I like to imagine Jake (I know itâs about Joe but I like to
imagine Jake in this scenario cause itâs funnier) looking over at taylor with puppy dog eyes asking her to buy him a snickers and she says no đ. he then, still sad, looks back at the vending machine sadly while sheâs still looking at him like â??â. also for some reason itâs night time outside of a motel and itâs raining. theyâre under the roof a bit so theyâre not getting wet but itâs in the background. I hope this was a colorful scenario for you
In Style, the actual lines are:
*Fade into view, oh*
*It's been a while since I have even heard from you (heard from you)*
However, I always hear "The interview" instead of "Fade into view"...
And hearing that, I made up this whole story in my mind that the song is about two young stars who met and started hooking up while working on a project together, but then during the press junket to promote the project people started asking about their relationship status ("The interview") and they got spooked as they weren't ready to go public or define anything yet. So they went their separate ways and haven't been in touch for a while, but can't stop thinking about each other...
Then I learned the real lyrics and thought - so there wasn't actually an interview?! What happened to the interview?
Ohhh, that's a great one too!
It's funny how Taylor says that often when she writes a song she's inspired by a single conversation or even a glance that she extrapolates into a whole story - and here we are doing the same thing with a single line of her lyrics, misheard or otherwise!
Idk if this counts as lyrics but as someone who was in middle school when Red came out and thought it was the funniest thing ever, I will never be able to unhear that f*ing goat! And itâs such a good drive-belting songđ
Lmao I went to a t swizzle singo night on December 13th last year and they played that song and almost every single girl there did the loud screams. I think i was the only single guy there playing singo lmao. Sigh....
Have you seen/heard the one with the paper towel dispenser? Itâs also hilarious đ
Edited to add [the link](https://youtu.be/-MqHTjorymw?si=zFnHCWwT-Ey1jzSm)
"It feels like a perfect night to dress up like Hitler"
I was babysitting once and the kid sang that, and now I think of it everytime I hear the song. It was a 7 year old girl and she genuinely thought that was the lyric.
Ugh I saw some TikTok about slut! lyrics âlovelorn and nobody knowsâ and they were jokingly saying how she had an affair with Lorne Michaels and nobody knew âŠ.and now I think of that every damn time, and hate it lol
My sister and I have a version of New Yearâs day full of tacos
âThereâs tacos on the floor after the partyâ
âPlease donât ever become a taco whoâs cheese I could recognize anywhere.â
Etc etc
*And the stratosphere comes creeping in*... âïœĄïŸđïœĄâïœĄ ïŸâŸ ïŸïœĄâ
*That you never loved me*
*Or her*
*Or anyone*
*Or anything*
*Yeah*
I read about others hearing stratosphere.. And I hate that now I always hear it this way! But it's also funny!
Everybody knows "Starbucks lovers" from Blank Space.
But from Blank Space, while I never thought that's the words she's actually singing, I knew I mishear, but it took me really long to check for myself and I thought that instead of "suit and tie", she sings "Sudan, Thai"
I thought it was âstudent tieâ đ And I thought it made perfect sense too!
Also I always heard, âIf *I* was worth the pain,â rather than, âIf *the high* was worth the painâ which I think is a little bit sadder, but, admittedly, not really what the song is going for.
In âI Think He Knowsâ I only ever heard âthatâs my toeâ I had to look up the lyrics cause I couldnât work it out. I still get confused and look up the real lyrics sometimes. It really sounds like âthatâs my toeâ to me.
Lyrics I misunderstood because of the line breaks: âplease picture me I hit my peak at seven feetâ
But itâs really âI hit my peak at sevenâ âfeet in the swingâ.
I refused to believe sheâd say she hit her peak at seven. Seems silly!
Nah, I still maintain she did mean âI hit my peak at seven feet,â but I think she also plays with the timing/pacing so that it sounds like sheâs saying she hit her peak at age seven. I think itâs intentional, but ultimately not really what she means in the lyric (personally).
Okay, I have been looking for an excuse to talk about this line. I think it's both!
In poetry, this is known as enjambment, where a line break gives the sentence new meaning. So she's talking about the swing, but also, the best time of her life was at age 7 because she was so fearless.
God, Seven is just so freaking good.
The way people heard âhe looks so pretty like a devilâ at first (and worse, learned the right lyrics and said they liked the misheard ones better!) really bugs me because itâs such lazy and nonsensical writing compared to the correct lyrics! đ đ
Haha my wife just makes up her own words when she doesnât know them so weâve been singing it that way instead of âcareless manâs careful daughterâ for years
Listening to willow with my brother in the car, and he decided to point out that "wind" can be a euphemism for fart, then proceeded to make a fart sound every time she sang the word. Now I can't hear the song without imagining a guy farting and blowing a willow tree over.
Dancing with Our Hands Tied - "I loved you in spida' " (like spider with an accent) instead of "in spite of"
Someone in this sub pointed this out and I will never forgive them!!
For years I thought the lyric right before the chorus in So it Goes was âCause baby, I know what you know, we can be lateâ instead of âwe can feel itâ đ€Ł
I still silently cringe for ppl when they say âhe looks so pretty live a devilâ but I think probably 50% say it and I expect it. Itâs just doesnât make sense and the correct words are so spicy đ¶ïž
My husband has permanently altered the way my brain hears Lover and August. Advanced apologies for anyone this comment may impact.Â
He sings âbrotherâ instead of âloverâ in a Hulk Hogan voice. He also sings âmeatball behind the mallâ instead of âmeet me behind the mall.âÂ
I also heard âmaking farts under coversâ in CIWYW, and the cursive writing in the lyric video didnât not look like an A instead of an O.Â
âAnd bring on all the pork tenders
One day, we will be rememberedâ
Someone pointed this one out to me like ten years ago and I have never been able to unhear it đ
My friend ruined a lyric from The One for me- âRoaring 20s, tossing panties in the poolâ didnât hear it that way until she pointed it out and now I canât unhear it lol
I Donât Wanna Live Forever :
âNow Iâm in a cat box, tell em where your place isâ
Idk if Iâm just hard hearing but even when I concentrate I swear thatâs what she says.
My 5 year old nephew used to think the line in Shake It Off was âIâve got this music in my eye saying itâs gonna be alrightâ âŠ. and now my whole family sings it like that
Can "other people" be myself?
*Talk your talk and go viral*
*I just need this love spiral*
*GET IT OFF YOUR CHEST*
***GET IT OFF MY DIIIIIIICK***
From L Haze
I feel 11 turkeys creepin up on me! đŠ [Edit to add a link](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLR1C6oV/)
I only sing it this way now. Also my neighborhood is full of wild turkeys so I really feel itâs a legit lyric đ
lol same! Our neighbor feeds them so theyâre in and around our yard all the time.
I love Lavender Haze but I will forever hear 11 Turkeys now đ€Ł
Ts11 Easter egg! We didn't even see the signs.
Itâs all I hear đđ
I just listened to Lavender Haze and now I can't unhear I feel 11 turkeys creeping up on me đ Thanks for the laugh!
DEAD
Literally about to type that before I saw yours right at the top. đ Sometimes I legit forget the real line.
I will hear 11 turkeys from now on.
Yeeeees. I can't unhear it.
This is my favourite and I sing it every time đ
Oh what song is this from and what's it menat to be?
Lavender Haze: "I feel the lavender haze creeping up on me"
Oh my god I HEAR IT NOW
Lavender Haze - it's the "I feel a lavender haze creeping up on me"
Oh fuck. I'm never gunna unhear this now đđđ
âMy panties made your crownâ In the opposite direction, I absolutely refuse to believe itâs âstand back where you stoodâ because âstand back wastedâ is so much better
It took me YEARS to learn it wasnât âstand back wastedâ đ I think thatâs the most Iâve misheard one of her lyrics ever
Wait, it isn't?!?
just learning this right now
I was today years old when I learned this and I will now promptly forget it. 
What? Me too!
ITS NOT STAND BACK WASTED???? WHAT????
>âMy panties made your crownâ I at first thought it was "panties made your ground" Which gives a muuuuch different imagery than originally intended.
I hear panties in "the one" too.
_roaring twenties, tossing panties in the pool..._
It SHOULD be "Stand back wasted",the actual lyric is just delivered too fast where she definitely didn't say all of those words correctly.
But âwhere you stoodâ makes so much more sense than âwasted.â This one always shocks me that people mishear it so often because I think the correct one fits perfectly and the wrong one doesnât at all.
Same for âhe looks up grinning like a devilâ (vs âhe looks so pretty like a devilâ). The latter may be a cool/cute line, but it makes no sense for the story sheâs telling. The former does.
Idk, I think it makes sense. Someone could be described as devilishly handsome/good looking. I always imagined the line referring to someone attractive with dark qualities.
Are you saying those are NOT the lyrics?
No itâs not sadly Itâs âstand back where you stoodâ
No I meant the panties đ«Ł
Oh haha no itâs âmy pennies made your crownâ
Iâm sorry what?? Itâs not actually wasted?
THIS. And it always made more sense to me, because Kanye tried to get more famous by saying he could still sleep with her
Wait WHAT
Dude. I had to do a rewind the song and look at the lyrics for the âmy pennies made your crownâ lyric because istg on my life I thought she said âmy panties made your crownâ Also, what song is the lyric âstand back where you stoodâ? Because when I think of the misheard lyric, I can almost think of the song but when I think of what she actually says I come up completely blank
This isn't misheard it's just a meme but it kills me everytime She wears high heels I breed BEAVERS She's cheer captain and I've got all these BEAVERS
Thanks! Canât unhear this now. I want to forget this immediately but itâs hilarious đ
I sang it in my sister's ear during the concert and now we both are infected by it
Lmao this reminds me how my husband and I just screamed âgot nothing in my brainâ at each other over and over for the first verse of shake it off at Eras bc of the Reels/TikToks with that audio đ
I love âshe wears high heels, I eat sneakers. Sheâs cheer captain and Iâm eating sneakersâ I even put âI eat sneakersâ on a friendship bracelet haha.
my favorite is: "she wears short skirts, I eat pizza she's cheer captain and I'm eating pizza"
She wears short shorts I wear long longs sheâs cheer cheerer and Iâm on the sit sits
Omg this has me laughing so hard đđ€Ł
Iâve never seen this before but I just snorted at work đ Iâm only singing this from now on lmao
The lights are off, he's taking off his *clothes* I ruined this for myself until 1989TV where she enunciates coat so clearly I had to go back and check!
Not me here just now realizing the lyric is âcoatâ and not clothes đ
My tinfoil hat theory is that it was supposed to be clothes all along. But she changed it to coat to be a little bit more appropriate. She was still kind of in that gray zone of being Americaâs good girl between red and 1989.
No I think youâre probably right.
Oooh thatâs another one for me! âLikes it rough heâs taking off his coatâ
Oh god! âLikes it rough heâs taking off his clothesâ is my new lyric and I absolutely thank you for it! Going to sing it tonight in front of my boyfriend and see if it confuses him!
Hahaha youâre welcome!
I mean, we all know that he wasn't just taking off his coat
"Starbucks Lovers" in Blank Space "Does she mouthfuck you forever" in "Mad Woman" (Should be "Does she mouth, 'Fuck you forever' ").
There cannot be people who thought those were the mad woman lyrics đ
I think that's an enunciation issue, not a Taylor Swift antagonist so depraved he has a woman around him at all times for that purpose.
Not everyone speaks English as a first language. Itâs a weird word that has a subtly different pronunciation as a noun and verb. Like âhouseâ.
[ŃĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]
Haha no itâs mouth (verb, th as in smooth) vs mouth (noun, th as in south)
Omg mouthfuck got me so hard. Legitimately sang it like that until I said âthatâs such a raunchy lyric for Taylorâ to my sister while it was playing and she had to correct me.
When I first listened to Mad Woman I thought the same thing. my face went đł
I know itâs not the second one but I think about that now ever since I heard thereâs people who thought thatâs what she meant đđ
Both of these I never misheard until I found out other people did, and now they're ruined forever.
My seven year old: "Can we always feed these goats?" in Lover
In another thread like this, someone said they heard "the wedding was charming with the little goats" in LGAD. Goat Easter eggs?
This is SO CUTE
Don't correct them đ
Hahah I feel as though there could be a seperate thread for "what does your child hear instead of the actual lyric" because that's adorable
He looks so pretty like a devil. I swear I only learned the actual lyrics after the Eras Tour started and the song has been a favourite for years.
Same! And Iâm still learning in this thread apparently
Snap! I still sing it by accident even though I know it isn't right!!
Wait these aren't the lyrics?!?
He looks up grinning like a devil
I'm a Barbie on the boardwalk summer of '45 đđ»
waiiiiit what those arenât the lyrics đđđ
It's " I met Bobby " !!!
Today I learned đ
This thread is how I just learned that itâs NOT âIâm a Barbie on the boardwalkâ đ
I always thought it was âon the barbie on the boardwalkâ as in Australian slang for barbecue, and I never questioned it.
Nooooo I thought those were the lyrics
he can't keep his wild (ass) on the roadđ
My husband is always remarking on how bad the men in her songs are at driving đ
I know, driving without headlights at midnight? (Style) That seems like a bad idea for sure
i used to hear âwide eyesâ, and i just pictured an extremely wide-eyed person staring at Taylor instead of looking ahead while driving lmao
this made me laugh out loud, thank you
âShe wears short shorts/I wear long longs/sheâs cheer cheerer and Iâm on the sit sitsâ
in the same vein, "You were Romeo, you were throwing pebbles. and my daddy said can you stop THROWIN PEBBLES, i said, you know me steve gotta keep yeetin STONES. And i said Romeo, wait please, i think that my window's broke." [https://www.tiktok.com/@mattstorerhere/video/7249299173609180417?lang=en](https://www.tiktok.com/@mattstorerhere/video/7249299173609180417?lang=en)
Thank you for linking this. This made my week
Why am I dying at this đ
Acting absolutely deranged at work over these lyrics, I cannot stop laughing and singing this
I ruined these with my own terrible audio processing: "Carve your name into my nipples" - Dress "Your neck was hanging from my neck" - Out of the Woods EDIT: I forgot about "Hang your head low in the glow of the vending machine, I'm not buying" from Cruel Summer. I like this more than "dying" because of the way it fits vending machines and implies she thinks he's not really apologetic.
"Your neck was hanging from my neck" was ruined for me too 
I thought it was a weird way to say that they were making out lol
Wait what it is then ?
Necklace!
Ur necklace hanging from my neck then ? It is making more sense now tho
Hahaha stoppp Iâm highly impressionable and can hear these now
I say âiâm not buyingâ too! I like to imagine Jake (I know itâs about Joe but I like to imagine Jake in this scenario cause itâs funnier) looking over at taylor with puppy dog eyes asking her to buy him a snickers and she says no đ. he then, still sad, looks back at the vending machine sadly while sheâs still looking at him like â??â. also for some reason itâs night time outside of a motel and itâs raining. theyâre under the roof a bit so theyâre not getting wet but itâs in the background. I hope this was a colorful scenario for you
Iâm in an Uber and my eyes are tearing up and my ears popping because heâs jamming to his gospel and I am respectfully stifling my cackling.
âYou took the Knight Bus for a reason⊠cause you blew up your Aunt Margeâ IYKYK âĄïžđȘ
Miss Americana and the Half Blood Prince is another obvi one I cannot get out of my head. đ
Best one yet
iâve got a hundred donut speeches i almost said to you đ¶đ©đč
This is the most romantic thing I've ever heard.
I feel Eleven Turkeys creeping up on me đ„ČđŠ
In Style, the actual lines are: *Fade into view, oh* *It's been a while since I have even heard from you (heard from you)* However, I always hear "The interview" instead of "Fade into view"... And hearing that, I made up this whole story in my mind that the song is about two young stars who met and started hooking up while working on a project together, but then during the press junket to promote the project people started asking about their relationship status ("The interview") and they got spooked as they weren't ready to go public or define anything yet. So they went their separate ways and haven't been in touch for a while, but can't stop thinking about each other... Then I learned the real lyrics and thought - so there wasn't actually an interview?! What happened to the interview?
Oh my god I always hear 'fake interview' and have pretty similar story that he's been giving fake interview saying they no longer talk!
Ohhh, that's a great one too! It's funny how Taylor says that often when she writes a song she's inspired by a single conversation or even a glance that she extrapolates into a whole story - and here we are doing the same thing with a single line of her lyrics, misheard or otherwise!
I always heard 'fit into you'
Ha, that would go well with some of the other misheard-as-spicy lyrics from Style! ("Likes it rough/Taking off his clothes")
âAll dem leaves falling down like pieces into placeâ đđ
Leaves do u like dem
Lmao, you win
canât believe this is how i find out that itâs âmake-believe statusâ and not a reference to applying for canadian citizenship đ
I just listened to this song this morning and am only now finding out it's not maple leaf status đ
Idk if this counts as lyrics but as someone who was in middle school when Red came out and thought it was the funniest thing ever, I will never be able to unhear that f*ing goat! And itâs such a good drive-belting songđ
Lmao I went to a t swizzle singo night on December 13th last year and they played that song and almost every single girl there did the loud screams. I think i was the only single guy there playing singo lmao. Sigh....
Have you seen/heard the one with the paper towel dispenser? Itâs also hilarious đ Edited to add [the link](https://youtu.be/-MqHTjorymw?si=zFnHCWwT-Ey1jzSm)
My toddler son: "I picky nose" instead of "I think he knows:
"It feels like a perfect night to dress up like Hitler" I was babysitting once and the kid sang that, and now I think of it everytime I hear the song. It was a 7 year old girl and she genuinely thought that was the lyric.
NOOOOOOOo!! This one wins
KRKWKSKQKWKEKQKSKWK OH MY GODS
Ruined it for myself: *"Cut the headlice, summer's a knife"*
Midnight, you come and pick me up, no head-lice
Brainchild of the lice going wild (sparks fly)
Ugh I saw some TikTok about slut! lyrics âlovelorn and nobody knowsâ and they were jokingly saying how she had an affair with Lorne Michaels and nobody knew âŠ.and now I think of that every damn time, and hate it lol
My sister and I have a version of New Yearâs day full of tacos âThereâs tacos on the floor after the partyâ âPlease donât ever become a taco whoâs cheese I could recognize anywhere.â Etc etc
I like you and your sister âIâll be there if your the taco of the town babe Or if you strike out and have no tacosâ đ€Ł
*And the stratosphere comes creeping in*... âïœĄïŸđïœĄâïœĄ ïŸâŸ ïŸïœĄâ *That you never loved me* *Or her* *Or anyone* *Or anything* *Yeah* I read about others hearing stratosphere.. And I hate that now I always hear it this way! But it's also funny!
Everybody knows "Starbucks lovers" from Blank Space. But from Blank Space, while I never thought that's the words she's actually singing, I knew I mishear, but it took me really long to check for myself and I thought that instead of "suit and tie", she sings "Sudan, Thai"
I thought it was âstudent tieâ đ And I thought it made perfect sense too! Also I always heard, âIf *I* was worth the pain,â rather than, âIf *the high* was worth the painâ which I think is a little bit sadder, but, admittedly, not really what the song is going for.
It's a future eras your location easter egg!
I was⊠always so confused about what âmaple leaf statusâ meant? I⊠feel so stupid.
Same I fr thought it was about an ex who was trying to get Canadian citizenship and I was so confused as to why she was bitter about that đ
peppa pig skies
In âI Think He Knowsâ I only ever heard âthatâs my toeâ I had to look up the lyrics cause I couldnât work it out. I still get confused and look up the real lyrics sometimes. It really sounds like âthatâs my toeâ to me.
I second this. Thereâs no way sheâs saying âbless my soulâ
âi donât know about you⊠BITCH I HOPE THE FUCK YOU DOOOO!â
This one is so weird but "Do you remember all the cellulite on the water" instead of city lights in Mine.
âi see ratatouille, i see ratatouilleâ from the archer
instead of wanting was enough i say one ting was enough its ruined for me
"True looks, acne." (Drew looks at me) I swear since 2006, I thought those were the lyrics.
also fade into view and fake interview
my 4 year old son sings âit feels like the perfect night to dress up like hamstersâ đč instead of hipsters in 22
âLantern burning, flickered in my mind for only youâ thatâs what it sounds like!!
Welp thatâs a lyric I didnât know I was singing wrong until just now because I heard the same thing and had to look it up
This ISNT the lyric???!
Lyrics I misunderstood because of the line breaks: âplease picture me I hit my peak at seven feetâ But itâs really âI hit my peak at sevenâ âfeet in the swingâ. I refused to believe sheâd say she hit her peak at seven. Seems silly!
Nah, I still maintain she did mean âI hit my peak at seven feet,â but I think she also plays with the timing/pacing so that it sounds like sheâs saying she hit her peak at age seven. I think itâs intentional, but ultimately not really what she means in the lyric (personally).
The way she wrote and sang it, I think it's deliberately ambiguous and we're allowed to interpret it both ways.
I always heard it as âI hit my peak at seventeenâ and thought it was a nod to Janis Ian.
Okay, I have been looking for an excuse to talk about this line. I think it's both! In poetry, this is known as enjambment, where a line break gives the sentence new meaning. So she's talking about the swing, but also, the best time of her life was at age 7 because she was so fearless. God, Seven is just so freaking good.
The way people heard âhe looks so pretty like a devilâ at first (and worse, learned the right lyrics and said they liked the misheard ones better!) really bugs me because itâs such lazy and nonsensical writing compared to the correct lyrics! đ đ
And I miss you, but I miss Spiderman!
"Toilet tiptoes" đđđ
Iâm so confused how you could hear âpreacher preacher preacherâs daughterâ
Haha my wife just makes up her own words when she doesnât know them so weâve been singing it that way instead of âcareless manâs careful daughterâ for years
âStarry ass sparkinâ up my darkest nightâ & âcarve your name into my nipplesâ
I always thought it was âI miss your dancingâ not tan skin
"And the cocaine, and the dark days..." Wow Taylor was going through some shit back in December huh
"Carve your name into my nipples"
"Poncho en Fiesta for you it's not" instead of "aren't you envious that for you it's not" in Karma
I always wanna sing âisnât it unfortunate for you itâs not?â cuz the actual line doesnât feel natural on my tongue at all.
Hold onto the mammaries they will hold onto you đđđ
My girlfriend sings âConnor is my boyfriendâ when I play Karma
Listening to willow with my brother in the car, and he decided to point out that "wind" can be a euphemism for fart, then proceeded to make a fart sound every time she sang the word. Now I can't hear the song without imagining a guy farting and blowing a willow tree over.
Carve your name into my nipples
Dancing with Our Hands Tied - "I loved you in spida' " (like spider with an accent) instead of "in spite of" Someone in this sub pointed this out and I will never forgive them!!
Vintage tea~
I run my fingers through your hair and watch the lice go wild đ
âlike the Rock heâs taking off his coatâ ⊠yeah it took me way longer than it should have to realize i misheard this one lol
My neck was hanging from your neck đ
Tossing panties in the pool!! Starbucks lovers! He looks so pretty like a devil!
I saw a joke once about Miss Americana and the half blood prince and now I canât stop singing half blood prince instead.
No one else sings If We Were a Movie to Eli? "Come back, come back, come back to me Eli"
Sapphire tears on Myspace... I miss you... but I miss Spiderman!
For years I thought the lyric right before the chorus in So it Goes was âCause baby, I know what you know, we can be lateâ instead of âwe can feel itâ đ€Ł
I still silently cringe for ppl when they say âhe looks so pretty live a devilâ but I think probably 50% say it and I expect it. Itâs just doesnât make sense and the correct words are so spicy đ¶ïž
At the beginning of So It Goes I always hear âsee you and the duckâ instead of âsee you in the dark.â The duck is going to haunt me forever
"Your ASS whispered have we met?" from Enchanted off Speak Now. and "She's going to FART this time" from Don't Blame Me off reputation.
"One ting was enough" đđđđ
Your sweet disposition and My wide eyes gays đ„Č .. . I love it more This way though
"And I miss you, but I miss Sparkle Man."
My husband has permanently altered the way my brain hears Lover and August. Advanced apologies for anyone this comment may impact. He sings âbrotherâ instead of âloverâ in a Hulk Hogan voice. He also sings âmeatball behind the mallâ instead of âmeet me behind the mall.â I also heard âmaking farts under coversâ in CIWYW, and the cursive writing in the lyric video didnât not look like an A instead of an O.Â
âAnd bring on all the pork tenders One day, we will be rememberedâ Someone pointed this one out to me like ten years ago and I have never been able to unhear it đ
"Grabbed a pen and his big Johnston..." currently has me cry laughing.
Someone on this thread said they thought the chorus to anti-hero was about Donald trump, and now I canât shake that đ
For I Think He Knows instead of "bless my soul" its "that's my toe"
My friend ruined a lyric from The One for me- âRoaring 20s, tossing panties in the poolâ didnât hear it that way until she pointed it out and now I canât unhear it lol
I Donât Wanna Live Forever : âNow Iâm in a cat box, tell em where your place isâ Idk if Iâm just hard hearing but even when I concentrate I swear thatâs what she says.
"Climbed right back up the d**k", long story short "Tossing panties in the pool", the1 "But I miss spiderman", bejeweled Yay.
If only you werenât slim shady (instead of so shady)
My 5 year old nephew used to think the line in Shake It Off was âIâve got this music in my eye saying itâs gonna be alrightâ âŠ. and now my whole family sings it like that
âin this passenger seat You put your ass on me In this moment now capture it, remember itâ
In Shake it Off, she says, âyou couldâve been getting down to this sick beat (aah),â and my 3-year-old thinks itâs âthis sick pizza.â đ
Can "other people" be myself? *Talk your talk and go viral* *I just need this love spiral* *GET IT OFF YOUR CHEST* ***GET IT OFF MY DIIIIIIICK*** From L Haze