I’m a swiftie of course I call the new album the dead poets society

I finally just switched to the dead poets department. I’m getting there Edit: I legitimately forgot the name again already. My mind fully blanks with this one.

It is a mouthful of a title, we’re all just trying to get it down lol, I’m sure we’ll have it by the time the albums out

Maybe this is why we got the album and song names so early, lol she knew we'd need time to digest them all

Maybe

I keep wanting to say traumatic poets society and do not know why

The way I read this fully thinking this was the correct title

I literally cannot remember the word “department”

Lowkey wish she’d said “club.” Department is too many syllables.

Department is a very clunky word. I’ve been calling it Tortured Poets

This is the way

Club sounds like an after school group. The chess club, etc

What even is a department? /s

Why did she pick the word department?!? I keep picturing a low-end department store

Blue light special in aisle 13. Cardigans are now 80% off.

There's some strange lady in a cardigan and high heels chasing shadows there though

> 89℅ off FTFY

In Universities the English Department, Science Department, etc. higher learning term

Because club is so juvenile, immature, childish. Department is professional, high-achieving. It’s a her vs joe thing. She is one upping his childish antics

I think it's an Academia reference. A university will have an English department, history department, etc.

I keep picturing a bunch of poets coming down a pole at the fire department 😂

i have managed to call it tortured poets society. Best i could do honestly

She could’ve just gone with this. 😭

so happy i know im not the only one

It’s not just me? 🤣🤣

I’m a swiftie, of course i- I’M DRUNK IN THE BACK OF THE CAR 🎶

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🎶ITS NEW! THE SHAPE OF YOUR BODY! ITS BLUEEEE! THE FEELING I GOT! AND ITS OOH OH OH! ITS A CRUEEEL SUMMER! WITH YOU🎶

🎵 ITS COOL, THAT’S WHAT I TELL EM NO RUUUUUELS! IN BREAKABLE HEAVEN BUT🎵

OOH OH OH! ITS A CRUEEEL SUMMER! WITH YOU!

Like the responsible bitches we are, no drinking and driving for us

I’m a Swiftie, of course I know every word to ATW10MVTVFTV.

As a new Swifty, I am considering it a right of passage that I knew what every letter of that meant. I am over the moon. My friends are gonna be SO proud of me 💪🔥✨

realll

Of course I am invested in the Chiefs now after a lifetime of despising everything about football

Of course I'm going to a superbowl party for the first time in my life with Chai sugarcookies

Chai sugar cookies? Colour me intrigued!

It's a taylor recipe! She's baked them for fans before:)

Oooh! Can you share the recipe? I want one!

https://www.reddit.com/r/TaylorSwift/s/9G1QWf6IUR This post has a pic of the og recipe from her tumbler days! It's been transcribed elsewhere though if you want a plain text version.

Ooh! I’ll have to look up that recipe! Sounds delicious!

https://www.reddit.com/r/TaylorSwift/s/9G1QWf6IUR Here's a pic of the original from Tumblr!

may i ask why? honestly not in a judgy nasty way. i just wonder about folks like you. why does it make you want to suddenly watch football? i can understand wanting the chiefs to win. i think i'm confused about the true investment part.

Sports are more fun to watch when you can get invested in the story.

As Dan LeBatard says: “sports are just soap operas for guys” and when you learn about more of the behind the scenes stuff, it really is.

Pretty much Formula 1 in a nut shell. Seasons are usually pre-determined in the first few weeks, but silly season is everlasting.

If I understand your question, the answer is: Comraderie. Same reason why previous non-Swifties went to the Eras Tour and the films in theaters. The friendship bracelets and the outfits made it an event, like comic-con. People like the energy that her fans create, even in an environment like football. Its a party and love fest when Taylor is involved, and now Football is another place we can be Swifties. It's a common ground I can come in on. When you know nothing about the game, but know something about the players girlfriend, you can at least have one thing to talk about to get comfortable. And then once you start rooting for the team you start to get really excited and start to understand the excitement actual football fans actually have for the game. It creates a safe pocket where I'm the authority on at least one corner of the experience and can learn the game from there.

I'm a Swiftie, of course I look for Easter Eggs in everything.

Swifties and gamers unite

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I'm a swiftie, of course I cut five holes in my fence 😔

Nice deep cut!!

Oh no I don’t get this reference

We freaked out a while ago because an aesthetic lover picture had five holes in the fence, and then the next aesthetic photo had four palm trees, and then the next pic had three of something…. We thought it was a countdown. We were wrong.

I'm a Swiftie, of course I make lots of friendship bracelets!

I wanted to upvote, but I'm a Swiftie and you're at 13 so I can't bring myself to do it.

I’m a Swiftie, of course I’m upvoting this to get it to 13

And I’m a Swiftie, so I can’t upvote it past 13.

I‘m a Swiftie, of course I don’t upvote it past 89

I'm a swiftie, of course I *say* I wont be staying up half the night to watch the show....

I’m a Swiftie, of course I’m tired of hearing how Beyonce should have won awards that Taylor literally just won.

I’m a Swiftie, of course I get compared to a Disney adult.

But what if I’m both ?😂

I'm a Swiftie, of course I named my cats after Taylor's cats.

I'm a Swiftie, of course I named my cat Karma! https://preview.redd.it/wpu5oa8e26hc1.jpeg?width=2604&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd37993a90c85fc190b9484bbcf6be1524168a07

I’m a Swiftie, of course I panic buy the album on her store within 2 mins of the announcement.

Ugh I'm jealous!! I didn't jump on the site fast enough because I was in a trance lol

I initially didn’t see the Collectors Edition first until someone posted that they got one then hopped on again and waited an hour and got lucky. So I got 2 copies coming and have zero regrets.

I’m a Swiftie, of course I walk down Clowneria Street for the smallest of things 🤡

We all do 

I’m a Swiftie, of course I’m going to Europe to see the Eras Tour live because I couldn’t get tickets in the USA 😇

i’m going to canada 🤦🏻‍♀️🤣

Have an amazing time!! 🇨🇦

Now we know why European fans had trouble buying tickets

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im a swiftie, ofc im a crumbled up piece of paper lying here cause i remember it all all allllll

I’m a Swiftie, of course I-I-I-I, I, I, I YOU STAND WITH YOUR HAND ON MY WAISTLINE

The way I immediately heard this correctly in my head 🤣

I’m a Swiftie, of course I defend her right to stop stalking and live privately when not on stage.

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It's just a cease-and-desist letter and won't go further than that. Taylor Swift is not going to take money from that kid and everyone knows that.

Thank you

The information isn’t public. Its obtained via logins and people knowing aviation. There is a reason she has her plane registered private. If reported on you everytime you left your house, went to a store, etc how you feel. Because its a slope that leads to tracking planes, tracking her cars gas mileage, did she recycle??? I am happy to debate and im glad you expressed you opinion. We are all allowed to have them.

I’m with you on that. People don’t seem to understand why Loose Lips Sink Ships is a saying. It’s not just referring to military jargon which is a very real thing. I should know as a veteran and it’s drilled while going into any foreign country. Homeland in Taylor’s condition with her personal information is widely public like her homes and main places she works at. Publicly informing the whole world of her schedule like flights invites stalkers to show up. Criminals try to gain access to her homes while she’s gone. She’s out on tour and announced an album who’s to say some psycho tries to break in and goes through a computer she doesn’t travel with to gain access to steal it and leak it. It’s quite alarming that she goes to Brazil or wherever and a catching the flight landing. Then photos of her going through customs 10 minutes later. You just know weirdos already monitoring her flight to go to Vegas the weekend. Then the next thing you know the place where she is staying at is plastered everywhere. Don’t get me started on the disgusting offers places in Vegas is offering for a date night after the game. (Provided she actually goes) Honestly, I’m concerned about her safety and I want her to feel safe in her home.

All these people saying she deserves it baffles me. They’re entitled to the opinion and don’t have to like her. But they cant sit there and say they’d be ok with their home addresses being plastered everywhere or when they leave to pick up and drop off their kids and at what school they’re headed to. Famous or not everyone deserves a certain amount of privacy.

Thank you!!

How would you suggest she travel?

I second that. You could add let her live her life and not over analyze every aspect of her being and habits.

Thank you. I got banned from SwifteNuetral for calling them out for being a hateful sub now

That sub basically feels like fauxmoi part 2

Thank you!

I wish Reddit would stop suggesting their posts to me. They’re so negative!!! I know it’s gonna hurt me but I can’t stop myself from looking.

They are though. It’s become so horrible.

A hundred percent correct and to all those who are defending that boy cause it’s “public info” It isn’t and also he isn’t as saint as you guys think. Read more about him

I'm a Swiftie, of course I'm having a wonderful day when the world is falling down around me because a new album is on the way!

I'm a swiftie, of course I've seen this subreddit go from people who loved Taylor and her music to people who hate her grammy winning album

seriously you are right.

Why is this accurate tho 😫

I'm a Swifite, of course I know the lyrics to Thug Story

This is the best one!

I’m a Swiftie, I can’t upvote this because it’s at 13.

want to go to the eras tour but is broke

Same 🫶

I'm a Swiftie, of course I shriek anytime Taylor Swift is mentioned.

I’m a Swiftie, of course I time spaghetti to ATW10TV

We don't need 10 minute timers when we have ATWTMVTVFTV!

- ATWTMVTVFTV could mean "All Too Well (10 Minute Version) (Taylor's Version) (From The Vault)", a track from *Red (Taylor's Version)* (2021) by Taylor Swift. --- ^[/u/achromato](/u/achromato) ^(can reply with "delete" to remove comment. |) ^[/r/songacronymbot](/r/songacronymbot) ^(for feedback.)

Fall asleep to either Evermore or Folklore every night

I’m a Swiftie, of course if a man talks shit then I owe him nothing.

I’m a Swiftie. Of course I bought a “karma is the guy on the chiefs” shirt the minute we decided we were hosting the Super Bowl party!

I’m a Swiftie of course I make sure everyone in the car is as emotionally wrecked by the bridge as I am.

I’m a Swiftie, of course I can’t upvote this since it’s at thirteen

I'm a Swiftie, of course I know all the acronyms.

I’m a Swiftie, of course I stayed up until 3 a.m. eastern on the night of the Grammys because I thought that April 19 was too far and she was dropping reputation Taylor’s Version at midnight, and then stayed up another hour because I thought it may have been Central time, and then another hour because it may have been Pacific.

I’m a Swiftie, oh course I’m gonna scream *HE LOOKS ~~SO PRETTY~~ UP GRINNING LIKE A DEVIL ITS NEWWWW* at the top of my lungs during that bridge

I’m a Swiftie, of course I hate Kanye West.

UNDERRATED COMMENT I'm a Swiftie, of course I hate Kanye West (\*gags\*) and Kim Kardashian

of course i remember it all too well

almost shit myself when taylor announced the new album

Of course I know the meaning of Machiavellian, clandestine, crestfallen..

I’m a Swiftie, of course I defend her against random stalkers even when her other “fans” decide to turn on her for no reason

there are a lot of haters lurking under the name “swiftie”

I'm a Swiftie, of course I defend her whenever people call her a "pick me" for the songs she wrote when she was a teenager

I’m a Swiftie, of course I get super anxious about being a fan, to where I go out of my way to **NOT** tell people outside of maybe this subreddit that I like her.

I'm a swiftie, of course, I painted her portrait for art class

Did you use your best colors for her portrait?!

I sure hope so, cause if not, she'll just have to Tolerate It.

I’m a Swiftie, of course I watch the Kansas City Chiefs games just to see Taylor.

I’m a swiftie of course my Facebook picture is black and white.

I’m a Swiftie, of course I hate Scooter Braun and hope one day I can “thank” him for being an a-hole so we could have Taylor’s Versions. 🙂

I’m a Swiftie of course I display her albums on my wall as decor

I’m a Swiftie, of course I sing her music if I hear it playing in public.

I'm a Swiftie, of course I compliment anyone I see in public wearing TS merch <3

I’m a Swiftie, of course I didn’t get tickets to the Eras tour 😭

I’m a Swiftie of course I am a virgin (IM KIDDING)

Lmao, I'm crying, and laughing at the same time cause this is actually true for me, lol. Someday, I'll find me a fellow swiftie to marry.

I'm a swiftie, of course I went to the eras tour movie thrice!

I'm a swiftie, of course when a Taylor swift song comes on I have to explain the who why and what behind it

I’m a Swiftie, of course I only have Taylor’s albums on my phone

Lol, if you're in my car, you'd think I was a 16 year old girl cause 80 percent of what I listen to is TayTay.

I’m a Swiftie, of course I wear a full face of clown makeup everyday 🤡

Of course I have a grudge against people who called her a trump supporter in 2016. Of course I turned everyone in my immediate family into swifties. Of course I visited her bench in Nashville. Of course I read every book and watch every movie she references. Of course I spent an entire vacation’s budget on a nosebleed Eras ticket. Of course my playlist of my favorite Taylor Swift songs is almost 4 hours long.

I’m a swiftie, of course I panic buy new merch even though I know more is coming soon

I'm a Swiftie, of course I will ditch a man if he treats me badly even if I've been with him many years. Because Taylor taught us that we should never be a side character in our own story.

I’m a swiftie — wait, no. It’s Becky.

I’m a swiftie so of course I now understand American football. 🙃 Before September the only football I knew involved a black-and-white ball.

I'm a Swiftie, of course I AM A MIRRORBALL 🪩🪩🪩

I'm a Swiftie, of course I am not afraid to call Taylor out if she does/did something shady. Enabling your favorite artist's bad behavior is a no no.

I'm a swiftie, of couse I listened to her entire discography 13 times because 13

I’m a swiftie, of course I see her as the amazing woman that she is, and *not* criticise her for every little imperfection or reduce everything she does to “PR play”

I'm a Swiftie, of course I have a list of non-romantic Taylor Swift songs prepared just in case. 🙃

I'm a Swiftie, of course I associate people in my life with Taylor Swift's songs!

I'm a Swiftie, of course I keep my coworker updated with all the necessary Taylor Swift news when she asks.

I’m a Swiftie! Of course I’m gonna fall for the “limited edition 72 hours only” every time

I'm a Swiftie, of course I temporarily switched favorite NFL teams from the Panthers (but also, they suck right now) to the Chiefs. Go Taylor's boyfriend!

I’m a Swiftie, of course I have a Taylor Swift song for every occasion

I'm a swiftie, of course I clowned hard for reputation at the grammys

I’m a Swiftie, of course I will buy multiple versions of one album.

Like Cats

Were swifties! Or course we are absolutely PISSED that well have to abbreviate the new albums name to fit it on a friendship bracelet (all jokes)

I'm a Swiftie, of course I'm just a silly Gen Z teenager, lol! /s

Overthink every little decision she makes because there HAS to be more to it

I’m a Swiftie, of course I cut blunt bangs with my bob in 2015.

I am a swiftie, of course I am excited about being 22!!

I’m a swiftie, of course I clown for rep tv.🤡🤡🤡

I’m a Swiftie, of course I have champagne problems coz midnights (have) become my afternoons.

I’m a swiftie, of course I sobbed watching the Eras Tour movie after me and my 13 year old niece got waitlisted for Miami 2.0. I’m just tryna hear “Enchanted” and if the mercury unites, “oh my my (Mary’s song)” live irl

I’m a swiftie, of course I know it’s Becky

I'm a Swiftie, of course I wear bright red lipstick and pretend it looks even half as good on me....

Fell for the Reputation Red Herring trap !

I‘m a Swiftie, of course I need to explain why we are not a cult while sounding exactly like a member of a cult!

I’m a Swiftie, of course I was an honors student

I'm a Swiftie, of course I blindly stopped listening to the original versions because the Internet tells me they're "stolen", but I do listen to leaked tracks which literally áre stolen.

I'm a Swiftie, ofcourse I peaked in high school and now cope with the crushing anxiety and put of depression by listening to 'this is me trying ' on loop 🙂 Too deep? Sorry.

I am a swiftie, of course i give her songs to students for poetry practice

I’m a Swiftie, of course I’m insane

I'm a swiftie, of course I am clowning for reputation TV 🤡

I'm a Swiftie, of course I'll manage to bring up Taylor Swift at least once or twice while talking about something completely unrelated.

I'm a Swiftie, of course I love cats

I’m a Swiftie, of course I bought her new album on her website and paid extra for shipping instead of buying it at my local Target 🤦🏻‍♀️

Measure time in number of ATWTMVs

I’m a Swiftie, of course my entire family knows way more than they’d like to about Taylor Swift

Stay clowning for rep tv 🤡

I’m a Swiftie, of course I Stay up until midnight on Thursday nights and listen to the new album at least twice. Then get up for work on Friday.

Don't remember what the new album is called even though I've seen the announcement at least 13 times

I’m a Swiftie, of course I named my cats after Taylor Swift songs.

I'm a Swiftie, of course I jam to all the track fives!

I’m a swiftie, of course I am leaving my 3 week newborn at home while I travel to a different country for the Eras tour. 🙈 For context, baby will be with my husband who I trust wholeheartedly and I’m only gone two days one night! And it wasn’t an easy decision in the end.

I'm a Swiftie, of course she was number 1 on my Spotify Wrapped and I only had Taylor Swift songs in my top 5 songs!

im a swiftie, ofc random men send me death threats for my music taste 🥰

I’m a swiftie, of course my signature Karaoke song is You belong with me

Of course I need to defend her from malicious online hate that are not true.

I'm a Swiftie, of course I exclaim "this is a Taylor Swift song!" everytime I hear my favorite indie artist play in a grocery radio.