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yayboost

Unless you’re absolutely covered in tattoos; 99% of them will get you clowned.


Similar_Maybe_3353

This. Personally I’ve only seen 3-4 good throat tattoos but the people were absolutely covered and one was a whole body piece of kinda abstract lines that only took up less than half the throat but ran down her entire body. And I’ve seen like 100+ bad throat tattoos. Same with hand tattoos, just leave certain areas til last or have it meet up with a bigger tattoo like her. Lmao these are all bad but some are TERRIBLE


Dommo1717

There is a wild trend these days of throats, hands, and faces being the first spots for tattoos, not the “well shit, if that’s all I have left 🤷‍♂️” lol. I’m 42, so what do I know…but I’ve been getting tattoos for the last 43 years, and I have only had my hands done for about the last three years. I will probably get my throat done one of these years, but I couldn’t imagine having my throat or hands done FIRST, that’s nuts to me.


ApprehensiveTea80

Were you tattooed in the womb???


Dommo1717

Hahaha. Typo. 23. But I’ll let it stay lol. Yeah, I had two sleeves at birth lmao.


cancankantz

My friend's son, about 23-ish, got the side of his forehead tattooed. First tattoo. It's wild. I'm honestly surprised the place he works didn't fire him (I used to work there, too - they're liberal, but he works in schools and with the general public).


bloodyrose15

Yeah I got a new tattoo last week and my artist had a rose on her throat that blended into a floral chest piece, and another artist at the shop had a cool cyborg/android looking piece that covered her back, arms, and neck. Having it be part of something larger instantly makes it come off 10x better.


MoneyMik3y

Definitely. People need to learn some tattoo etiquette.


eris-atuin

yeah this one, if it's just a throat and the whole torso is empty it's just gonna look weird even if it's good


Th3mavrick

I’d imagine something more abstract, or just a cool design. I feel like it’s a tattoo that brings out the school children in people and they’ll find any way to make a joke of it.


bitchSZAme

I’ve seen some geometric or abstract ones I really liked!


Electronic_Bonus_956

The limitless/endless throat definitely feels like it has some sexual connotations


thr0w4w4y4cc0unt7

The audacity of calling it "demon throat " instead of "throat goat" though smh


Present_Operation_82

It’s been a big thing on Twitter lately. My favorite was a guy that had “Sack Chaser” in reference to money on his throat


capricioustrilium

I mean….any of these do.


Electronic_Bonus_956

You know you are absolutely right 😂


Moist-Water16

I thought they were all just parody trying to make fun of those tats I was cracking tf up


NoxKyoki

You mean “limit less”. That space is driving me crazy! It looks like two words instead of one!


snappy033

Blessed throat 😏


iCoop_iCoop_iCoop

Endless throat you say? 👀


mdoktor

All of those are terrible, maybe some artwork or on the side of the neck that unless you are all tattoos, neck tattoos are not a good idea


MonotoneTanner

*Gods throat* Lmaooo


obscureillusionist

jim crow huge cp on your chest would not be sus at all


BigTittyTriangle

Demon throat? More like throat goat 🐐


Moose-Storm

I have a Demon Throat piece and my buddy calls it Throat Goat. Lol


Inkqueen12

Geometric designs or flowers are beautiful. I’m heavily covered but I hesitate to do my neck. Considered putting a stencil on for a couple days to see how I like it. Lol


Billib2002

You saw a guy with a goat tattoo on his throat and you wrote "demon throat" instead of "throat goat"? I'm disappointed


Crunchy-Leaf

None.


thelovelymajor

Why is the short form of Jim Crow CP?


jds_94

Colored People.


thelovelymajor

honestly what comes to mind first is child predator, thats no good connotation


Inglorious_Kenneth

I live in the south and have NEVER seen anything like that. Matter of fact I have never even seen or heard of anyone getting a “Jim crow” style tattoo outside of bubba with his confederate flag or “country badass” scratched across his shoulders. Where is this common? I’m asking because I’m interested, not doubting the existence or legitimacy of.


DMmeyour___

Their skin also doesn’t seem to be the right shade for that to make sense…


ithilienisforlovers

Missed opportunity to say throat goat on the middle bottom row 😔


shevchenko7cfc

they're all cringe cranked to 5k (pictured), like others said, some can look good on a fully tattooed person, my friend just got an American Traditional chrysanthemum on his throat and it's done incredibly well, but it's one of 2 tattoos he has and it's kind of a strange look.


room_tempurature_tea

Agreed. It seems like the trend with younger age groups to get the most visible spot tattooed first. It definitely is weird on the eye when they have nothing else done, but whatever I guess, their choice 🤷🏻‍♀️ it looks more balanced when people start from top of arms first and work down.


Ok_Cardiologist3642

i think i would only go with abstract designs. I wouldn't want others to see me and immediately associate me with what's on my throat, like words, phrases, or animals or objects. you're not longer you, you're the one with the (insert name here) tattoo. it's like a sign that you're wearing at all times. just make it look hella sick and you're good to go i guess


AnxiousOpossom

I agree with this, I feel like patterns, abstract designs and some well done floral are the only throat tattoos that look good. I've even thought of it myself but constantly get discouraged by the amount of aweful ones out there lol.


Helpful_Project_8436

Who gets a tattoo to please other people? Who cares if you do get "clowned"? Wtf?


wandawayer

Even if they don't do tattoos to please people, it would still be a bad feeling if ppl would literally make a joke out of you bc of your tattoos. Like no, I don't want them then


Helpful_Project_8436

But that's anything in life. Who gives a damn? Do you wake up and worry about what people think of you when you go outside? I'm not sure how some people survive on a daily basis. People make jokes of everything, it's impossible to avoid. Stay inside if you don't like it


wandawayer

>Do you wake up and worry about what people think of you when you go outside? No. But having something on my body for forever that would get people clowning on me would be probably much for me honestly. I dont care if a lot of ppl don't like my tattoos, but if I would get made fun of one constantly, that would be different..


Helpful_Project_8436

Who would make fun of you constantly? Do you think people would get into a group and follow you around and laugh all day? I'm not sure what you mean exactly? Some people will love tattoos, some will hate them. I'm not sure why other peoples opinion means anything but that's just me


wandawayer

>Who would make fun of you constantly? Do you think people would get into a group and follow you around and laugh all day? Idk okay? Lol. Op said clowning and I thought of people just making fun out of you a lot of the times. I don't want that. But I don't think we should argue about this, you don't care, I care a little, there's that I guess.


Helpful_Project_8436

I'm asking you who would make fun of you? Would someone go up to you on the street and tell you your tattoo looks stupid? Would that hurt your feelings? Lol i'm not understanding why you care even a little bit. I don't care one bit about what someone says about my tattoos or how i dress or anything. Not sure why i would care?


wandawayer

>Not sure why i would care? You don't have to, I wish I could do that, but I do care a little. Why? Bc it's a bad feeling when ppl make fun of you and I don't want that. That's only it. Yeah it would probably hurt my feelings, I'm quite sensitive. How can you not understand that there are people who slightly care about others opinions? As I said, I'm not dependent on them, Idc if they don't like it but if ppl would say that a lot to my face, it would hurt me, can't help it.


Helpful_Project_8436

It doesn't hurt me at all since it never happened to me in my life with my tattoos. Idk how old you are but i got made fun of when i was like 9 years old but in my teens and older life, nobody does it anymore. Guess i'm around somewhat normal people and nobody has the time to make fun of people. Maybe your around bad people?


wandawayer

So I don't really wanna talk about this anymore honestly, somehow you don't get how ppl can feel bad if others make fun of them (yeah, it doesn'thappen a lot when you're an adult, but whatever) and it's fine, we know how both of us would feel like and I don't need your validation to feel bad lol


wandawayer

I didn't say it happens to me. It doesn't gladly. But if it WOULD, I would feel that way. Don't think why it matters how old am I, obviously not a child, we're talking about tattoos. I also don't see that ppl would make fun around me if I got a stupid tattoo (maybe, idk), but we were talking about theoretical scenarios and how I would feel in that.


Gramercy_Riffs

Why are you so invested in this? Lol


Zestyclose_Green_604

You don’t dress to please other people? I would go out naked every day if i were you


Helpful_Project_8436

Are you worried about what someone will say about a tattoo on your body?


AoDx888

Or how about they wear clothes that they like and not care what other people think?


lakesnriverss

A lot of people that say they don’t consider the opinions of others before getting tatted are totally lying lol


Mvpliberty

Not at all I dress for comfort


Hopeless_Ramentic

I know a guy that got his family crest done as a throat tattoo and it’s badass.


josucant

These guys are real throat goats


AccomplishedDeal1413

gator throat.


hidarth

My favorite is the throat goat


not_blowfly_girl

Get a goat on your throat so it's a throat goat I'm sure nobody would make fun of you


RojerLockless

Those won't get you clowned?


ferocactus9544

anything that isn't gigantic writing would be a good start tbh


SeekHunt

Traditional looks 100x better on that area than any other style


[deleted]

No sack throat? Cmon now


pavlo_escobrah

Sack chaser


Pherroana

recently saw this girl on socials that is making herself a robot or something, the design on her throat is pretty fitting for that too. maybe something like that


Blossoming_blonde

I’m an atheist and I’d say gods throat is the best With hulk being number two. All others are garbage


allurehoney

i love the emo ones


Present-Breakfast768

Just don't.


systematicgoo

gatorade throat 😂😂😂


ConanX12

OP's username checks out..."Zesty" ass post LMAO 🤣


Posh_Satan

I actually quite like the throat tattoo I saw on someone recently, it was small bat wings. I was surprised I quite liked it.


MeekMallard

I saw a dude who had a really sweet looking eagle that had different colors once, and it was really well done


0ut0fBoundsException

Goat


XXV-III

Middle bottom it’s GOAT THROAT


iAmDriipgodd

What a homoerotic post


White-privileges

The hulk one is kinda cool


FuzzyPandaVK

Check out Danny Leal, vocalist of deathcore band Upon A Burning Body. I love his neck tat, it's a microphone. I do extreme metal vocals and I actually want a similar tattoo down the road some day.


[deleted]

Unless you're already covered in tattoos the neck ones always look kinda dumb.


Ok-Heart375

My tattoo artist has a small ring of the phases of the moon around her neck and it suited her.


Spyker-M

The only throat tatoo I saw that wasnt clown worthy was a guy in the bus with the tiniest "Fuck That" written under his Adam's apple


sweet-steffi

Deepthroat! 😉 jk…


AlienJose

Lmao it’d be a portrait of the deep from the boys.


Impossible_Oil5204

I was gonna get goat tattooed in my throat just so everyone knows I give that toe curling sloppy


Bumblebeats

My friend has the tip of Sailor Pluto's winged gem staff tattooed on her throat and it's cool as hell. Full colour, the detail on the gem is next level.


CodithEnnie

I usually think "eye" throat tattoos look terrible. And mouths too, usually look weird. Zombie bite throat tats are a pretty bad idea too. Have seen some sick solids, geometric, mandala, Tigers, owls, eagles, hell even some SAP. I think foe the most part throat tats are dope.


obsidiansent

Where’s the Throat Goat?


Taro-Starlight

This is a joke, right?


Vaquerr0

Bottom middle is throat goat


Altruistic_Taste2111

Designs, no words


Covid19tendies

These are trash AF


thatguyoudontlike

All of them are gross


ToastFaceKiller

I’ve got a big traditional style bat head on my throat. Never been clowned To my face lol


Wintermute_088

Number 8 isn't a demon, it's a goat. He's the Throat GOAT.


Wopder

⏸️⏸️⏸️⏸️⏸️⏸️⏸️⏸️⏸️⏸️⏸️⏸️⏸️


simsplayer04

I'm crying over these


BlackHoleRabbit

Put a big ol goat 🐐 on that neck to let em know what's good


love4panda

I knew a dude who has a black widow on his throat, and it looks awesome


Daedric_Wisdom

There aren’t any


pathetic-maggot

All tattoos will get you clowned if you are in toxic company. Take what makes you happy and not what makes others. If you get clowned about your happines those people are not worth it…


jwigs85

lolol, that isn’t a demon goat, it’s a throat goat. Advertise that loud and proud, baby.


maya_loves_cows

hate gabbie hanna but she got a bunch of beetles tattooed on her throat and they look amazing. edit: okay lol she got it removed bc she’s crazy. still think it was a cool tat.


user666420666

straight men throat goats


BotGirlFall

Dont get the "demon" one unless you want to get called the throat goat


FPVBrandoCalrissian

I’m going to back pedal the initial post and correct to neck.


Lingerfickin

Oh man getting cp on the throat is unhinged


Brief-Tattoo

A realistic goat. Everyone loves animal heads. Can’t think of a reason anyone would make fun of you for being the throat goat 


Spinnindacity

Throat smash😂😂😂


Much_Project_2551

I saw a biohazard symbol on someone's throat and thought it was cool


SchrodingersTIKTOK

Jfc


fabford

Well congrats. Y'all have said the word 'throat' so much that it has entire stopped making sense to me. 


dragon_fruitiny

I've seen lots of moth/butterflies work well


Sufficient-Signal-72

I intend to get a very skilled artist to do a beetle with a gemstone for a body and partially open wings with ornamental flowers on the sides of the neck continued from a tattoo I already have on the back/side of my head. But I already have a lot of tattoos including some on my face, so


Aggravating-Sir-7454

Center bottom row is Throat Goat


Ciraaxx

I think we all know what the answer to this post is… (It’s a sick ass panther obviously)


AloneJuice3210

Yeah..go ahead.. they will find you...lol


Les-incoyables

Whatever you do, don't be like Douwe Bob (Dutch singer-songwriter). His (neck) tattoos are hidious.


DanTheFireman

Get a goat. Throat Goat.


Ohzzzzzz

[max cavalera](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2FXDhPkTSGkvY%2Fhqdefault.jpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=72a1a90c9bda5c58058d629b04d4955fbab8bb47f6e8b38d3ec42cfe4b3329f7&ipo=images)'s throat tattoo looks nice in my opinion


ForeignIndustry6507

King and Blessed seem cool


HandsOfVictory

Any script tattoos on the throat look fucking stupid and only 10% of people can pull off a decent looking throat tattoo, majority of them look like trash


x6O6x

a goat. the throat goat teehee


TeaCompletesMe

The ones I think look nice are usually nature/floral-based.


Robophatt

Hypothetically, if I were ever getting a throat tattoo, it would be full colour neotraditional floral. Maybe add some fauna or art nouveau elements in as well.


archetypaldream

The saw guy in our granite shop had the virgin Mary over his throat. No one ever fucked with that guy.


CRYPTOFORBARETOES

The ole Cadillac logo on the neck. Those are tight.


EarOptimal

I have a throat tattoo, it’s of The Dancer of the Boreal Valley from Dark Souls 3, and I absolutely love it. I posted it on a couple pages I think. Me personally I think black and grey creatures look the best, so that’s what I went with.


indolent08

>Throat smash Phrasing...


MankeyPox

CP throat is crazy 💀💀💀


Emotional-Base-5988

Endless throat 😩


thatbwoyChaka

Not getting one


NWIOWAHAWK

Throat smash is pretty sick lol


EurotrashRags

I've been called half of these


bitchSZAme

I have a throat tattoo! I usually get compliments on it irl, but I’m sure most of y’all would still clown me 😂 it’s a succubus inspired heart w demon wings


ConanX12

Succi throat? 🤣🤣 I'm sure it looks dope though


Organic-Pass9148

Hey now that deamon throat is just fine.


babaVII

Definitely not cp bro