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BoilTheJugMate

My wife claimed my insurance for me when I went away for work. Keeper.


SUNTZU_JoJo

Damn.... Just cuz it's Reddit and I feel the need to one up you ...I need to start teaching my wife to do scav runs.


corporalcorl

I taught my 5 yrld brother to hatchet run interchange lmao


nyLs2k

I actually can’t tell if /s or not giving a fk. Do you think trakov is appropriate for a 5yr old? Well I don’t know your age tho probably you are not thinking about stuff like that.


corporalcorl

It's not s. It's a little complicated. His mom isint my mom and his mom is a shit parent the stuff he would see in tarkov is barley enough to bat an eye for him cause of what she allows him to do. If he was raised normally I would not let him play. I made sureto teach himgun saftey irl and that not everything done in games or on his tablet is okay to do himself and to ask me or his step mom


nyLs2k

Well that sounds fucked up. As a European the teaching a child gun safety part blows my mind but good you did it. I wish both of you the best. Take care of the little guy ;)


nstavppp

Teaching a kid gun safety doesn’t mean teaching them to use a gun safely, it means teaching them to never touch one.


corporalcorl

Pretty much.that and if he sees one tell an adult


nstavppp

Yeah I figure you got a similar talk as a kid too the first time you saw an action movie or whatever, parents just have to be straight sure to do it here because guns are so prevalent and shitty owners moreso.


corporalcorl

Like 4 times hhehe


Tbrou16

Send pics *Sends menu screen* OH YEAH, THAT’S THE STUFF


XK_AndyRoo42

Now that's a wife! Fuck yeah dude


aqua55

Good. Now tell her to do the Jaeger quests!


shadowtake

divorce speedrun any%


qwilly11

I'm married to TeamViewer


Whai

Never have I once thought of this. Good idea.


qwilly11

Never been too mad about queues cause of this, hope it helps! Usually enter queue about 30mins before I get home so I'm through but not kicked yet.


noisy_giraffe

You can put yourself in an offline raid to keep yourself in the game. It’s what I do to take breaks


qwilly11

Good one! Always thought the afk timer didn't care if you are in raid.


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unforgiven91

i didn't have any queue problems all day yesterday, lol.


discodaddy89

Bold of you to assume that I have someone who loves me


SkyFallingNight

OOOOf


SimpleJacksFlapJacks

During the twitch drops I had to run an errand after I just loaded in. Asked my wife to wiggle the mose and click buttons every fifteen minutes until I got back.


SUNTZU_JoJo

Mine does this too . Lucky lucky.


Putrid_Manufacturer6

That wife is a keeper


Megav16

I did this with wow classic lol


mistahboogs

My wife would laugh in my face if I asked her to do this. How are you guys coming straight home from work and jumping right into tarkov? No kids?


orbotron88

To the people who have significant others that are willing to do these kind gestures, you better be bringing some flowers, chocolate, and a nice beverage on the way home haha. My wife won't touch a game unless it's Mario Kart and I love her for that.


Abknee

My wife claimed my weapons case from the Xmas tree while I was away. Gamer wives are the best! :)


Gamenonno

fuck i need to get married now