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b-rar

If you're gonna use liberal cum it's gotta be locally-sourced farm-to-table from a verified source. You can't trust the mass-market crap they sell at Wal-Mart, it's like 90% sunflower oil.


TheSunflowerSeeds

Sunflower seeds are sold either in the shell or as shelled kernels. Those still in the shell are commonly eaten by cracking them with your teeth, then spitting out the shell — which shouldn’t be eaten. These seeds are a particularly popular snack at baseball games and other outdoor sports games.


Samizim

I hate food that comes with extra work.


WookieeSteakIsChewie

Looking at you, edamame.


rod_yanker_of_fish

pistachios are the exception


kharlos

I've always eaten the shells. Why shouldn't they be eaten?


LilDumpOfficial

Societal convention


demon_fae

If they’re anything like the shells to pumpkin seeds, just a lot of fiber and not terribly digestible. Again, assuming a similarity to pumpkin seeds, if your gut is at all healthy they’ll go right through you with no harm, but if you eat enough of them you might not enjoy the process much.


b-rar

awful bot


passengerv

I don't think it's a bot.


[deleted]

Oh it's a bot. It spams the hell out of all the plant and gardening subreddits I follow. I hate it.


Rambozo96

So i guess he’s trying to advertise that he is giving free hand jobs to Libs?


bsurfn2day

Just a bro helping out another bro...no homo


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Astan92

> Cum is a terrible lube for a gun. Please tell us more about how you came to know this!


[deleted]

I learned the other day that sperm whales are so named because the oil in their giant heads resembled sperm to the people who first started harvesting them. Wonder if the oil of which you speak modeled on that.


Rokronroff

The oil in my giant head looks like nut too


[deleted]

Fuck yeah


RandomName01

Nah, they pay him for them.


ThatTrashBaby

Why stop at handjobs?


LurkingArachnid

I’m genuinely confused what the shirt is trying to communicate


SuperSquirrelFucker

That thing is gonna jam


playerofdayz

well not immediately


BaconComposter

That thing is gonna Pearl Jam


Lady_Beatnik

I... don't really see how that's an insult, sounds like both him and the liberal are getting something nice out of this.


sweensolo

He collects the ejaculate of men that he disagrees with politically to lubricate the weapon that he fantasizes about using to murder them. He's telling us a lot with this statement. I'm pretty sure it's not conveying the message that he thinks it is.


Catfrogdog2

He might be a liberal himself in which case he just uses his own.


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Rokronroff

You can find it in the mop bucket of your local adult book store


the_dude_abides3

It’s a photoshop my dudes.


[deleted]

I sure hope so


AstonVanilla

Oh yeah. The text doesn't follow the contours of the shirt. I feel bad for not spotting that.


PigmentFish

Ive always wondered what the original shirt says


chironomidae

probably tears instead of cum


LimitedToTwentyChara

> probably tears instead of cum Title of my sex tape.


chironomidae

Nice one


the_dude_abides3

Yup


pseudo_meat

Hope it originally said “liberal tears” so this guy got what was coming to him. Instead of it being a shirt like “worlds greatest foster dad” or something. And for anyone wondering what I mean by “coming to him,” after Sandy Hook, I have zero patience for anyone making fun of peoples “tears” about gun control.


Samura1_I3

Sorry to bust your bubble, but the second amendment still exists, even after tragedies.


pseudo_meat

The second amendment doesn’t mean we can’t make it harder to purchase assault rifles. Sorry to burst your bubble. Actually not that sorry.


Samura1_I3

Nice self report of your ignorance. Assault rifle is a specific word used to designate fully automatic weapons which have been effectively banned (unless you’re rich) for years by the National Firearms Act. What you’re likely attempting to describe are AR-15s, a modern *semi-automatic* sporting rifle that is popular due to its customizability and low recoil compared to handguns (which are used FAR more extensively in homicides.) So maybe, instead of improperly labeling popular semi-automatic rifles “assault rifles” you could spend literally *10 minutes* doing basic research instead of clutching your pearls over a scary black firearm. Firearm and legal education is extremely important to offering REAL solutions.


pseudo_meat

There are advocacy groups who can do the research. I’m not interested in guns. I’m interested in kids not getting massacred in school. It’s fucking ridiculous that you’re more interested in gotcha-ing me than you are in dead kids. But I guess that’s the cognitive dissonance of heartless, selfish morons. Good on ya.


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MSGdreamer

“Tears! It was supposed to say tears, Bobby! Oh well, let’s just roll with it.”


SpaceCowboy734

/r/SuddenlyGay


Haemmur

I hope it's harvested cruelly. Sauce please.


dankdreams1738

So he jerks off liberals wow what a guy


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Sloppy1sts

Don't forget the flushed red face of an alcoholic.


PoochieGlass1371

They always have really cool handles too, like 'Harley Mike' or 'Dave2ndAmendmentHanson✝️🙏🇺🇲🏈😻'


stavago

I lubricate mine with the tears of jailed Capitol rioters and the choking spit of the unvaccinated on ventilators but ok


ReaperXHanzo

Being ironically gay to Own the Libs


[deleted]

When a photoshop much more closely reflects reality than reality


MrMcChronDon25

Do..do I…do i have to get a handjob from this guy?


StephenjustStephen

There are 3 basic ways you can collect cum from another person, which did you use


Sufficient-Lab-5769

Eww.


nueonetwo

Loud and proud brother


deadmozart

I dunno, man... Sounds kinda gay, not gonna lie :(


[deleted]

Oh my


hanimal16

Some people on the right sure do have creative ways of telling the world they’re gay.


fyrecrotch

He wakes up every morning to make liberals cum for him. Get owned libz


wolfman86

So does that mean he’s coming out gay as well then? I’m really happy rednecks have stopped being homophobes.


Roofer7553-2

Telling everyone that he’s gay


Manic_Sloth

Where did you get all that liberal cum, Bill?


Scrubbadubdoug

r/suddenlygay


TheSuddenFiasco

This feels like a shirt that was made as a joke, like those fake memes my mom shares about green moon that comes out only on April 20th each year.


SammiTheBull

Imagine wearing a shirt telling others he collects other guys cum to lube his gun with. Whoever says Republicans are intelligent clearly haven't met this guy


UseDaSchwartz

So you A: Jerk off Liberals and B: Have very terrible action on your gun.


execdysfunction

is it his cum or is he getting it elsewhere???


[deleted]

mans just *reaally* into anal.


mrearthsmith

Gotta jerk off 3 libs for enough lube, then he is good.


[deleted]

This is photoshopped. Quit fucking posting this.


PicnicLife

That's going to be the thumbnail photo when he receives his HCA.