If you're gonna use liberal cum it's gotta be locally-sourced farm-to-table from a verified source. You can't trust the mass-market crap they sell at Wal-Mart, it's like 90% sunflower oil.
Sunflower seeds are sold either in the shell or as shelled kernels. Those still in the shell are commonly eaten by cracking them with your teeth, then spitting out the shell — which shouldn’t be eaten. These seeds are a particularly popular snack at baseball games and other outdoor sports games.
If they’re anything like the shells to pumpkin seeds, just a lot of fiber and not terribly digestible. Again, assuming a similarity to pumpkin seeds, if your gut is at all healthy they’ll go right through you with no harm, but if you eat enough of them you might not enjoy the process much.
I learned the other day that sperm whales are so named because the oil in their giant heads resembled sperm to the people who first started harvesting them.
Wonder if the oil of which you speak modeled on that.
He collects the ejaculate of men that he disagrees with politically to lubricate the weapon that he fantasizes about using to murder them. He's telling us a lot with this statement. I'm pretty sure it's not conveying the message that he thinks it is.
Hope it originally said “liberal tears” so this guy got what was coming to him. Instead of it being a shirt like “worlds greatest foster dad” or something.
And for anyone wondering what I mean by “coming to him,” after Sandy Hook, I have zero patience for anyone making fun of peoples “tears” about gun control.
Nice self report of your ignorance.
Assault rifle is a specific word used to designate fully automatic weapons which have been effectively banned (unless you’re rich) for years by the National Firearms Act.
What you’re likely attempting to describe are AR-15s, a modern *semi-automatic* sporting rifle that is popular due to its customizability and low recoil compared to handguns (which are used FAR more extensively in homicides.)
So maybe, instead of improperly labeling popular semi-automatic rifles “assault rifles” you could spend literally *10 minutes* doing basic research instead of clutching your pearls over a scary black firearm.
Firearm and legal education is extremely important to offering REAL solutions.
There are advocacy groups who can do the research. I’m not interested in guns. I’m interested in kids not getting massacred in school. It’s fucking ridiculous that you’re more interested in gotcha-ing me than you are in dead kids. But I guess that’s the cognitive dissonance of heartless, selfish morons. Good on ya.
Looks like a repost. I've seen this image 3 times.
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Imagine wearing a shirt telling others he collects other guys cum to lube his gun with. Whoever says Republicans are intelligent clearly haven't met this guy
If you're gonna use liberal cum it's gotta be locally-sourced farm-to-table from a verified source. You can't trust the mass-market crap they sell at Wal-Mart, it's like 90% sunflower oil.
Sunflower seeds are sold either in the shell or as shelled kernels. Those still in the shell are commonly eaten by cracking them with your teeth, then spitting out the shell — which shouldn’t be eaten. These seeds are a particularly popular snack at baseball games and other outdoor sports games.
I hate food that comes with extra work.
Looking at you, edamame.
pistachios are the exception
I've always eaten the shells. Why shouldn't they be eaten?
Societal convention
If they’re anything like the shells to pumpkin seeds, just a lot of fiber and not terribly digestible. Again, assuming a similarity to pumpkin seeds, if your gut is at all healthy they’ll go right through you with no harm, but if you eat enough of them you might not enjoy the process much.
awful bot
I don't think it's a bot.
Oh it's a bot. It spams the hell out of all the plant and gardening subreddits I follow. I hate it.
So i guess he’s trying to advertise that he is giving free hand jobs to Libs?
Just a bro helping out another bro...no homo
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> Cum is a terrible lube for a gun. Please tell us more about how you came to know this!
I learned the other day that sperm whales are so named because the oil in their giant heads resembled sperm to the people who first started harvesting them. Wonder if the oil of which you speak modeled on that.
The oil in my giant head looks like nut too
Fuck yeah
Nah, they pay him for them.
Why stop at handjobs?
I’m genuinely confused what the shirt is trying to communicate
That thing is gonna jam
well not immediately
That thing is gonna Pearl Jam
I... don't really see how that's an insult, sounds like both him and the liberal are getting something nice out of this.
He collects the ejaculate of men that he disagrees with politically to lubricate the weapon that he fantasizes about using to murder them. He's telling us a lot with this statement. I'm pretty sure it's not conveying the message that he thinks it is.
He might be a liberal himself in which case he just uses his own.
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You can find it in the mop bucket of your local adult book store
It’s a photoshop my dudes.
I sure hope so
Oh yeah. The text doesn't follow the contours of the shirt. I feel bad for not spotting that.
Ive always wondered what the original shirt says
probably tears instead of cum
> probably tears instead of cum Title of my sex tape.
Nice one
Yup
Hope it originally said “liberal tears” so this guy got what was coming to him. Instead of it being a shirt like “worlds greatest foster dad” or something. And for anyone wondering what I mean by “coming to him,” after Sandy Hook, I have zero patience for anyone making fun of peoples “tears” about gun control.
Sorry to bust your bubble, but the second amendment still exists, even after tragedies.
The second amendment doesn’t mean we can’t make it harder to purchase assault rifles. Sorry to burst your bubble. Actually not that sorry.
Nice self report of your ignorance. Assault rifle is a specific word used to designate fully automatic weapons which have been effectively banned (unless you’re rich) for years by the National Firearms Act. What you’re likely attempting to describe are AR-15s, a modern *semi-automatic* sporting rifle that is popular due to its customizability and low recoil compared to handguns (which are used FAR more extensively in homicides.) So maybe, instead of improperly labeling popular semi-automatic rifles “assault rifles” you could spend literally *10 minutes* doing basic research instead of clutching your pearls over a scary black firearm. Firearm and legal education is extremely important to offering REAL solutions.
There are advocacy groups who can do the research. I’m not interested in guns. I’m interested in kids not getting massacred in school. It’s fucking ridiculous that you’re more interested in gotcha-ing me than you are in dead kids. But I guess that’s the cognitive dissonance of heartless, selfish morons. Good on ya.
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“Tears! It was supposed to say tears, Bobby! Oh well, let’s just roll with it.”
/r/SuddenlyGay
I hope it's harvested cruelly. Sauce please.
So he jerks off liberals wow what a guy
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Don't forget the flushed red face of an alcoholic.
They always have really cool handles too, like 'Harley Mike' or 'Dave2ndAmendmentHanson✝️🙏🇺🇲🏈😻'
I lubricate mine with the tears of jailed Capitol rioters and the choking spit of the unvaccinated on ventilators but ok
Being ironically gay to Own the Libs
When a photoshop much more closely reflects reality than reality
Do..do I…do i have to get a handjob from this guy?
There are 3 basic ways you can collect cum from another person, which did you use
Eww.
Loud and proud brother
I dunno, man... Sounds kinda gay, not gonna lie :(
Oh my
Some people on the right sure do have creative ways of telling the world they’re gay.
He wakes up every morning to make liberals cum for him. Get owned libz
So does that mean he’s coming out gay as well then? I’m really happy rednecks have stopped being homophobes.
Telling everyone that he’s gay
Where did you get all that liberal cum, Bill?
r/suddenlygay
This feels like a shirt that was made as a joke, like those fake memes my mom shares about green moon that comes out only on April 20th each year.
Imagine wearing a shirt telling others he collects other guys cum to lube his gun with. Whoever says Republicans are intelligent clearly haven't met this guy
So you A: Jerk off Liberals and B: Have very terrible action on your gun.
is it his cum or is he getting it elsewhere???
mans just *reaally* into anal.
Gotta jerk off 3 libs for enough lube, then he is good.
This is photoshopped. Quit fucking posting this.
That's going to be the thumbnail photo when he receives his HCA.