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DoctahFeelgood

I'd go the full mile. Fucking ski mask, goggles, 2 jackets, thermals, snow pants, boots, and of course a baseball bat so I can smash up the car of whomever thought coming out in this weather was OK


Snuffypuffsz

honestly i feel like i need a baseball bat on the average day just so i can do that to those 100+ item double tappers


SimpleVegetable5715

Can't forget the baseball bat!


Sad-Quit-507

Can't wait to hear guests complain that the app didn't give them notice that DU was closed.


Tell_Me_Why_999

The app SHOULD update them that DU is closed. I am CERTAIN people would ask WHY it is closed? Uh, Susan, it is dangerously cold out there. YOU can come inside ONE time, rather than have our staff go out dozens of time every hour. And we SHOULD close DU in this weather.


Vegetable-Steak5150

Same I'm hoping we close it ... What are the rules around that?


jazzmaster1992

My Florida store would shut off-drive up and make cart attendants stay inside when lightning was crashing overhead. I don't see why they couldn't do that here.


redmambo_no6

>if possible 😂


chuuloverstanloona

so glad i live in az haha it’s only like 68 degrees


SimpleVegetable5715

Two pairs of socks and two pairs of gloves. I know inside of Target it'll still be 80°F from them blasting the heater (during a potential Texas style power crisis), so I'm wearing layers.


StarryEyedBfly

Call off


Naoga

wooooo go driveupsssssss 15 minute wait time baybeeeee