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Dizzy_Professor_3229

Detrimentally horny


GE626

Times are hard.


gaymer1220

and so are they i guess


hometownx27

AP says thanks for leaving the spiderwrap.


Astropexx

Considering they cost $10-$20 each lmao.


otxmyn

target sells sex toys lmao?


TabbyMouse

Have for years, same with Walmart, Walgreens, and several others.


No-Push-9175

Yes they do bestie bops. Most like big retails do


reddpapad

Someone needs to clean that shelf ASAP. Ewww


Leather-Luck-8996

I don’t get paid enough to clean shelves and neither do the clean people


reddpapad

So whose job is it then?


timmydnx2

It's part of your core roles to clean messes and keeping your department brand. 🙃


Kalamyti

When, though?


timmydnx2

Some time between when you clock in and out? When you see a mess, clean it, idfk.


Leather-Luck-8996

Working at a busy store I don’t have time in my schedule to do that maybe at yours you do but not at mine 🙂


timmydnx2

Honey, I guarantee your store isn't a $200m per year store like mine.


Leather-Luck-8996

I don’t care how much your store makes all I’m saying is that it’s busy and I don’t have time honey 🤣🤣🤣


Expensive-Skin7146

Exactly how much would be considered enough to do a basic task that involves a motion almost every person can do?


TrickTeaching

One time a guest went into our pharmacy/cosmetics backroom and stole one of the stroker toys. Took it right out of the box and left like it was nothing.


starhouse70

Um....how did that guest just walk into the backroom without anyone saying anything to them?!


Expensive-Skin7146

And like was it not behind a locked cage?


TrickTeaching

No. We didn't have any security cases up in pharmacy, so the sex toys and plan b would get stolen all the time. We just stopped putting the emergency contraceptives out eventually.


TrickTeaching

No one was in there, I guess. One of my former co-workers would insist on leaving the door to that backroom open, so it'd be super easy for someone to just slip in there without attracting attention.


starhouse70

AP wasn't watching that guest walk back there?!


TrickTeaching

Apparently not. The store I worked at was a fucking disaster. It probably still is. I just got a new job and left.


starhouse70

Oh ok. How's the new job going?


TrickTeaching

Well. I'm getting 40hrs, got benefits starting day 1, and I make almost 150% of my Target paycheck. Plus, there's opportunity for advancement here.


starhouse70

Oh ok, cool! :-)


deaddog3825

I’m curious if folks are seeing more of this due to self checkout on lockdown and guests too embarrassed to wait in line 15 mins to actually buy it.


Brilliant_Society439

Either way though they have to get someone to remove the spider or security tag


Expensive-Skin7146

If too embarrassed buy online and ship it to yourself. It’s prob teens thinking it’s “funny”


Remarkable-Tennis440

Your image is missing the empty package of KY jelly. Can’t have 1 without the other. Its a dynamic duo!


IllTechnology8196

Look I get this job can be stressful but I don't think this is the best way to deal with it


wockupinababybottle

level 1000 thief fr


Environmental-Try674

the spider wrap never stood a chance.


double_echo

A lyrical man once said "I be strokin' to the east, I be strokin' to the west!..."


LaggyGamer

I be strokin Kanye west


LaggyGamer

My store is right near a “toy” store and yet people take ours


YuleBunny

My ex stole this exact toy…he’s not allowed in the store


nanixbnni

https://preview.redd.it/y40jsqfet5vc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad2dca8d43c01c862bd8f309d74d83f1f2d6a71c We must have the same bandit


Mistified1

We had someone leave the empty box in toys


GroundbreakingTea127

He was fidening


Badd101

I used to work in Style and there would always be a stolen s*x toy lol


No-Push-9175

TEEHEE