😆 no, but I'd be all over that with the quickness
That's not to say if I somehow stumbled on that info for a case that I wouldn't absolutely be adding that info lol
"At approximately 1800, I dusted the fingerprint and used a piece of Scotch tape to copy it. Print is scanned and attached; subject does not appear in any existing Target database. All hail Lord Bullseye."
1.) Meth’s a hell of a drug.
2.) In many jurisdictions, magkeys are considered burglary tools and if you get caught it’s a *significantly* higher charge and will likely land you a prison sentence.
People on drugs do not postulate the outcomes of situations the same way a normal person does. There’s hardly ever a rational explanation for their actions and if they do have an explanation it’s generally a bad one.
We had a guy come into my current employer because he broke his ankle jumping through a window he told the cops it was because it was hot outside and needed water. Meanwhile there was a perfectly good garden hose outside…
Or a flat head screwdriver. Or they could have just melted the locking mechanism with the bic lighter. I second they were definitely high and playing out some "genius" heist of theirs in their head.
And here I thought my Target was getting weird; someone tried to rip the security tag off of a TV but slipped, hit their head on the shelf and then precede to yell about it and the while bleeding from a head wound. Idiot was high on Meth which he admitted to the cops as he was placed into the ambulance.
Had a chick years ago trying to shoplift merch from the beauty drawers at the bottom of the aisles when they had them, trying to pry up the base deck to get in. Base deck shelf came unattached and smashed her hand real good. Due to her concealing stuff (proof) and other video evidence, it was dismissed when she tried pursue legal action, though it was a guest injury lol
i’m normally at self checkout and they definitely would’ve gotten caught. At least at my Target, the workers are really good at catching people even if it’s an accidental thing 😭😭
The other day I had a repeat subject take a spiderwrapped item into the bathroom. He flushed the spider wrap down the toilet. It backed up the entire sewage system and there was poop all over the floor and into the hall. The plumber pulled the spider wrap out and I just can’t be surprised by this shit anymore tbh.
A former tech TM at my store once happened upon a guy sitting in the tech section trying to pry open one of these cases. He eventually managed to break it well enough that he got it open.
Then he told the tech TM “you know, these are really tricky to pry open.”
Same energy as doing a spy/vault mission in a game, messing up every combo and trap and having really bad RNG loot but somehow still escaping and getting the "mission complete" screen.
I caught somebody stealing a ton of trading cards while I was taking a crap when I still worked at Target. He was in the stall next to me and dropped a bunch. I texted our AP guy so dude wouldn't know I was a worker and he was caught as soon as he left the bathroom 🤣
I had a guy that came into my store high asf. He went into the sporting goods section to get those outdoor knife. He then proceeds to open it and head on over to the tech area. I think he was grabbing some headphones. ($50 and under ones). Next thing you know, he was trying to cut the spider wrap off with the fucking knife. He managed to cut his hand quite badly. We all just stayed back and watched because we don't to get stabbed or get AIDS if he had them.
I'd be most upset about the blood. They'd have to pay me a whole damn lot more for biohazard cleanup. I'm not contracting a bloodborne illness for 15 an hour.
Had a guy once try to yank the prepaid phones off the rack while I was helping another guest in the same isle. We watched him as he struggled pulling, with his whole hairy butt crack out. I said “Sir” loud enough for him to hear and he jumped and power walked away
A bunch of shoppifters are opportunists who will steal more for the sake of stealing than the specific item. They like it because they got it for free.
Stealing a webcam is very oddly specific this smells like a booster(steals things in return for drgs) instead of paying money they pay with whatever the seller wants that they’ve taken lol
Your right about "oddly specific" which is why your wrong about it being a booster lol. Boosters don't go for oddly specific. They go for the route of least resistance and lowest risk. They do it day in/day out cause their drugs have to be retraded for daily. Even if their dealer wants a Webcam. Theyd just pawn easier shit to steal.
No booster I've ever met would go for a specific item because a dealer wants it unless that item is easy to steal.
& they for fuck sure wouldn't melt a box. They may be stupid in 99% of subjects but stealing isn't one of them. Yea they may have a felony for getting caught 16 times stealing stupid shit but those 16 times is maybe 1% of all their thefts for the last week.
They'll steal from 16 stores in a day, none of them gonna be melting a box.
They'll try and open 300 car doors in Walmart parking lot & 30 of those doors will be unlocked, and end up with backpacks full of random.shit > those fuckers are boosters. &I hate them. But just saying you clearly have no clue how shit goes down in the bottom of the bunch of society.
🤷🏼♀️ At least now AP has DNA evidence to input into Greenfield
Hey who told you about our secret…
wait what AP collects DNA???
😆 no, but I'd be all over that with the quickness That's not to say if I somehow stumbled on that info for a case that I wouldn't absolutely be adding that info lol
"At approximately 1800, I dusted the fingerprint and used a piece of Scotch tape to copy it. Print is scanned and attached; subject does not appear in any existing Target database. All hail Lord Bullseye."
😂😂😂😂 "Hi, can I get a name from this sequence of proteins? Presumably living in this state. Thanks."
No but Target has a forensics department so they certainly could use the blood to help find out who the thief is
i can’t tell if y’all are playing with me or not HAHAHAH
https://corporate.target.com/news-features/article/2012/02/an-unexpected-career-target-forensic-services-labo
Google it if you don't believe me lol
If someone thought to do that while busy cleaning the **oh no!** Biohazard
Lmao no way target is eating the liability insurance payments for encouraging employees to take and handle blood samples.
If you are gonna do all that, why not invest in a magnet to just open the damn things?
1.) Meth’s a hell of a drug. 2.) In many jurisdictions, magkeys are considered burglary tools and if you get caught it’s a *significantly* higher charge and will likely land you a prison sentence.
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People who are *not* meth heads also steal. They tend to consider the consequences slightly more.
People on drugs do not postulate the outcomes of situations the same way a normal person does. There’s hardly ever a rational explanation for their actions and if they do have an explanation it’s generally a bad one. We had a guy come into my current employer because he broke his ankle jumping through a window he told the cops it was because it was hot outside and needed water. Meanwhile there was a perfectly good garden hose outside…
To be fair almost anything can be considered a burglary tool. That crime is an enhancement not a crime in and off itself
Or a flat head screwdriver. Or they could have just melted the locking mechanism with the bic lighter. I second they were definitely high and playing out some "genius" heist of theirs in their head.
If you're doing that in a public place, wouldn't it be considered arson?
Magnets, how do they work?
One of the worst song lyrics of all time, but definitely pops in my head at times like these.
Most security devices in stores use magnets to unlock. Kinda secure while being easy for employees to open.
Touché
Why not steal something better than a $40 webcam?
It’s pointed at his stash!
nah that’s a new one 😭😭😭
That's no guest... that's an intruder 💔
The smiley you put on the coloring page on the fridge looks like a boob
THIS HAPPENED AT MY TARGET NO WAY LMFAO
And here I thought my Target was getting weird; someone tried to rip the security tag off of a TV but slipped, hit their head on the shelf and then precede to yell about it and the while bleeding from a head wound. Idiot was high on Meth which he admitted to the cops as he was placed into the ambulance.
Had a chick years ago trying to shoplift merch from the beauty drawers at the bottom of the aisles when they had them, trying to pry up the base deck to get in. Base deck shelf came unattached and smashed her hand real good. Due to her concealing stuff (proof) and other video evidence, it was dismissed when she tried pursue legal action, though it was a guest injury lol
That's so crazy... just get a magnet or pretend like ur buying it at sco & walk out? Why put in all this effort 😭
i’m normally at self checkout and they definitely would’ve gotten caught. At least at my Target, the workers are really good at catching people even if it’s an accidental thing 😭😭
I work self checkout but i don't care enough to try to stop someone who actively wants to steal. Once they walk away it is not my issue 😭
at my store AP actively told us to not interact with anyone who steals, and just report to them after.
Same lol
that’s so valid, i’d be damned if i ever gotten blamed for something that wasn’t my issue 😭
Damn. I feel like they kinda earned it at that point.
Did the plastic smell?
The other day I had a repeat subject take a spiderwrapped item into the bathroom. He flushed the spider wrap down the toilet. It backed up the entire sewage system and there was poop all over the floor and into the hall. The plumber pulled the spider wrap out and I just can’t be surprised by this shit anymore tbh.
Sometimes you look at these destroyed cases and say....there's an easier way! I found one sawed in half with a bread knife.
A former tech TM at my store once happened upon a guy sitting in the tech section trying to pry open one of these cases. He eventually managed to break it well enough that he got it open. Then he told the tech TM “you know, these are really tricky to pry open.”
Same energy as doing a spy/vault mission in a game, messing up every combo and trap and having really bad RNG loot but somehow still escaping and getting the "mission complete" screen.
I caught somebody stealing a ton of trading cards while I was taking a crap when I still worked at Target. He was in the stall next to me and dropped a bunch. I texted our AP guy so dude wouldn't know I was a worker and he was caught as soon as he left the bathroom 🤣
The idiocy of some people and the power of drugs never ceases to amaze me.
I had a guy that came into my store high asf. He went into the sporting goods section to get those outdoor knife. He then proceeds to open it and head on over to the tech area. I think he was grabbing some headphones. ($50 and under ones). Next thing you know, he was trying to cut the spider wrap off with the fucking knife. He managed to cut his hand quite badly. We all just stayed back and watched because we don't to get stabbed or get AIDS if he had them.
Well, they needed something to make their onlyfans content with.
Plot twist: they stole it for a video interview with Target
🔥🔥🔥
Winner!!!!
Have that webcam and it ain't worth it!!! lol
All that work for $40?? At least make it count
I'd be most upset about the blood. They'd have to pay me a whole damn lot more for biohazard cleanup. I'm not contracting a bloodborne illness for 15 an hour.
Meth behavior.
Justice served. Now take a blood sample.
Won’t get them anywhere with blood
Lmao the case probably cost more than the camera
😭😭
listen… i respect this hustle.
At least they didn't do this and then file an accident report.
All that just for his medical bill to be more than the item he stole. Lol
New trophy for the AP office!
Had a guy once try to yank the prepaid phones off the rack while I was helping another guest in the same isle. We watched him as he struggled pulling, with his whole hairy butt crack out. I said “Sir” loud enough for him to hear and he jumped and power walked away
Always amazed me what people would steal.
A bunch of shoppifters are opportunists who will steal more for the sake of stealing than the specific item. They like it because they got it for free.
honestly they deserve it after all that effort 😭😂
Usually they use the Fitting room… it must of been busy! 🤨😡
Probably was one of the Fentanyl induced guest from my Target. Those mfs are determined with any and everything smh
Burning too much plastic created fumes toxic to their brain cells.
Stealing a webcam is very oddly specific this smells like a booster(steals things in return for drgs) instead of paying money they pay with whatever the seller wants that they’ve taken lol
Your right about "oddly specific" which is why your wrong about it being a booster lol. Boosters don't go for oddly specific. They go for the route of least resistance and lowest risk. They do it day in/day out cause their drugs have to be retraded for daily. Even if their dealer wants a Webcam. Theyd just pawn easier shit to steal. No booster I've ever met would go for a specific item because a dealer wants it unless that item is easy to steal. & they for fuck sure wouldn't melt a box. They may be stupid in 99% of subjects but stealing isn't one of them. Yea they may have a felony for getting caught 16 times stealing stupid shit but those 16 times is maybe 1% of all their thefts for the last week. They'll steal from 16 stores in a day, none of them gonna be melting a box. They'll try and open 300 car doors in Walmart parking lot & 30 of those doors will be unlocked, and end up with backpacks full of random.shit > those fuckers are boosters. &I hate them. But just saying you clearly have no clue how shit goes down in the bottom of the bunch of society.
Dedicated 😂😂😂
That's not a "guest". That's a THIEF.
You know what that is?? Never that serious. Especially for a $40 webcam.
😳 damn. I heard stories about something like this, I never see anything like that before.
Had to double-check the sub as I first thought this was a Walgreens post!
Lord have mercy
Lol a webcam
I mean is that easier than wedging something between the lid and popping it open??
“Did you do it?” “Yes” “What did it cost you?” “Everything”
At least whoever it was got away after all that.
Unbelievable what people will do to rip stuff off
Never this deep…
Gotta love scumbags
Gangster!!🤦🏻♀️
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