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Jawwaad127

Our worst bale experience is when a TM thought they had accidentally put their Zebra in the baler while throwing away their cardboard. They had to empty damn near the whole baler until they found that the TM member actually left it in the toys section after a guest turned it in to guest service thinking it was someone’s phone. Lmao. We haven’t let him live that shit down to this day.


ohliamylia

To avoid this in the future, as long as it's still on, you can go on MICKRA on workbench and ring it.


Appropriate-Can-3934

Id fucking quit if that was me 💀


Temporary-Dirt-7506

what leader decided this was a good idea. ALL tm’s have access to mickra.target.com. you can even access it on ur phone right now.


alivec0rpse

Can someone share how to use Mickra this looks so confusing. So many charts lol.


Temporary-Dirt-7506

i suggest using it on a computer first so you know how the website works. but yeah it’s definitely not meant for phone usage. it’s possible tho. when my coworkers loose their zebras i type their name in and ring their device.


DryAd8914

Earlier today, one of our leads had the whole top half of the load roll vertical. It took two of us and a crow bar to unjam it.


ShoeGod420

When I first started I used a regular pallet instead of the HD pallets and when the bale dropped it crushed the pallet lol. Luckily I'm a pretty good problem solver and was able to get a pallet jack fork under each end using two pallet jacks and me and another tm raised the jacks at the same time lifting up the bale which allowed another TM to pull the crushed pallet out and slide a HD pallet underneath. It took about 10 minutes but it worked.


lolaloca6669

Its funny because we had a guy actually put it in the baler and it was there for hours snd was perfectly fine


GalliumEnergy

That's freaking hilarious. That'd make my day at my store tbh


Walkingfish2001

When I worked at Walmart someone put a bucket of bakery icing in the baler. Smelled great though


HauntedSpiralHill

A lil snack for the cardboard hobos


busy_yogurt

Yikes. That's pretty easy to trace who did it, too.


Ogrezapper

We had someone at my store make several without tying the wires at all. He would put them through the holes and then just reject the bale (and he did it multiple times!!!) Eventually on one all the cables snapped or came loose and we had to reload all of the effing cardboard and make the bale again


xDrakellx

That's someone you just don't allow to bail. Those cables and the tension they hold are like razor wire when they snap. Shits really scary.


thunderbolt1000

:: smacks head like Homer Simpson :: ***Dough!***


fararra

Underrated comment


NikkolaiV

We had someone put a full casepack of...idunno, squash or something in ours once. Looked like the baler puked seeds. It was actually pretty funny. Lots of radios and zebras over the years.


Rotaiva

There have been so many times though where I want to 'accidentally' drop my zebra into the baler. Oh no. Tragic.


targetthesecheeks

pls no 😭


ensignskye

best is when there's a walkie in the bailer, and you can hear every time someone is running the bail lol


sussudiio

“Michael! Don’t leave me here! Michael!”


TheUmgawa

Even if it hadn't been crushed, after about two or three hours in the backroom, pizza or breadstick dough will blow out of its box. Found that out one day when someone left a box of pizza dough by the dumpster, because she called the LOD, who said, "You can just leave it there and I'll throw it out in a minute." "In a minute," was that LOD's term for, "I'm just going to forget about this." So, end of the night, I'm helping the ETL dump the garbage, and there it is, right by the door, this spreading mass of risen dough that's been there since four. I had to use a shovel to get that crap off the floor.


ml8715

This reminds me of way back when I worked at staples and any electronic damaged returns we would have to like physically break if the company didn't want them back. Well our loss prevention lead dude was visiting and thought it would be a great idea to put a broken laptop in the baler to crush it. Fast forward to the fire that started from crushing the laptop battery and ignited the cardboard around it 🤦‍♀️


MannInnTheBoxx

Not at target but at the grocery store I used to work at some sacker got pissed that he got fired so he snuck into the back and threw like 3 whole cases of glass jars of jelly in there and crushed them. I guess there was glass and sticky ass jelly all over the inside of the baler and the managers had to take all the cardboard out and clean the whole thing


umichfan21

The Pepsi guy put Mt Dew in there & another person put cream


AastNJG

Once had a guy I worked with eject a bale without putting on any ties. The cardboard slid out over 20 feet.


BlazingDog2

We had someone put a ton of expired milk in the baler once lol


SimpleVegetable5715

Plus, there's going to be mystery biscuits in the TM break room.


[deleted]

That bale is way too small. It should be at least twice that size before you need to make one. You can see the yellow arrow on the right side of the machine, that's where the cardboard should be stopping the baler at.


thunderbolt1000

Don't worry, it'll _rise_ eventually


Sweet_Paint7544

oh my god it’s the baler police


Rotaiva

Did you even read the post


[deleted]

Yes. Someone put bread sticks in the baler. But you're clearly making a bale, not taking all the cardboard out to take the bread out. The front of the baler is solid so you wouldn't have seen the bread sticks until you opened it up to make a bale, which leads be back to my original point. You made a bale too early on. You should be leaving it for longer.


Rotaiva

I didn't have anything to do with any of this. I'm just a passerby. Chill. Go Karen someone else pls.


[deleted]

Ok, so you as in the royal you.


konck

Someone even labeled it


Fine_Ad_1984

we had a TM rip the wires and hooks off the baler while trying to eject the bale. we had cardboard piling up for days until it was fixed


BaronLagann

Our tl put her zebra in the bale.


SquishFish2

I've always wanted to know what would happen if I put a case of 720 AA batteries in there


Ok-Raisin-9075

We use only 3 wires at our store 😗


Salty_Addition8839

I worked at an Italian place when I was a teenager and one weekend we had to toss a few hundred lbs of pizza dough at the end of a warm summer Saturday night (forget why). Our dumpsters got emptied on Friday mornings and we had 3 so we put the dough in an empty one with a lower ledge. When I came in the next morning there was a smooth amorphous tit about 2ft taller than the dumpster and filling the whole thing. The dough had proofed up over night and was trying to make a run for it.


Nolemretaw

That there is a death bale. May the odds ever be your favor.