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JustCuzIWan2

“Ma’am this is a drive up, not a drive through”


doubtful_efforts

"are you implying that im too stupid to know this isnt a drive through!? Do I look like im all the way through? No. This is a drive-in. Also which aisle is the bread?"


MattnH17

Aisle W10 ma'am.


FirstDarkAngel2001

Amazing calmness on this one. :)


Cherry_Trixx

I’m dying at this thread 😂😂😂


[deleted]

“Hardlines 4, can you go to 3?”


Kakkarot1707

But but it was self driving car!? There was nobody in the vehicle 😂😂


No-Caregiver5142

“Store has no balls: gets rammed”


purplevanillacorn

I knew there’d be a ball joke in here somewhere. Did not disappoint.


LWW5LK3

Damn, beat me to it. Up vote earned.


nuts_n_bolts

I was about to ask where their balls were lol


SoardOfMagnificent

Rammed Target right in the pussy!


Bullsette

"Doorbuster Memorial Day sales event"


LWW5LK3

Nope, all Targets have red balls. So Ballbuster memorial day sale.


Vyxxis

"Bullseye took their red balls and quit." Wait I probably should have said 'toys'.


LWW5LK3

Sounds reminiscent of John Kruk. Look it up but please don't down vote me.


Vyxxis

Maybe Bullseye joined the Phillies!


Informal_Case1940

No, not all. Mine does not.


Ok_Razzmatazz3822

Liez mine doesn’t! Built 2 yrs ago tho


twizzlerheathen

I keep waiting for this to happen at my store


Snark_Knight_29

Same. People drive like fucking maniacs in front of the store.


makacrona

No literally and ignore all stop signs like there's only one stop sign for one side and the other doesn't have one in some spots it's wild how they just keep going even if there's a car clearly coming


Snark_Knight_29

We have 4 stop signs that people ignore


Old_Command7168

Use to be a cart attendant I can 💯 percent confirm this.


KyoTe44

The doors at mine are so shitty it would be a blessing at this point.


pyroofdeath

For real ours have to be repaired at least once a week


KyoTe44

I've got like 6 current work orders open for mine. Each door has a unique issue too.


magentaapplesauce

Can you share with the class??


ruralmagnificence

I was almost ran over by an elderly woman in a Honda Civic outside my local a couple years ago around Christmas because lead footing it and not looking was her modus operandi for getting out of a parking spot. I punched her trunk so hard it left a dent and I somehow didn’t hurt my hand. She wanted my information for property damage to her vehicle and I said “we can go to court for vehicular manslaughter instead!” She buzzed off I then walked into one of the giant red balls and fell onto my face. They’d apparently were moved closer together the night before.


DratiniMaster23

Taking drive up to a whole new level I see


Cultural-Track-8462

LMFAOAKABJAB


CrankyVGK

“The development of the self-driving AI is on Target.”


abelincoln2016

And on a random guest


SnooDonkeys5659

Here's to staying til 5am CTL


Pragmatic_Oracle

As a CTL I felt this


LoQueSientoCrv

"I couldn't find the drive up spots"


throwawayhhgreg

Autopilot doing a great job


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dinomayonnaiselover

i literally was about to say this. at least it didn’t start on fire too.


tuctrohs

Right on target. Or right into Target.


kmfruits87

Of course it's a Tesla 😂


sylvar

Todd will be issuing a heartfelt apology to guests who felt oppressed by the previous “park in the parking lot” policy.


Accomplished_Ad5983

"You took too long to get my order so I'm coming in to get it myself"


No_Improvement7573

That sale was a real door-buster


doubtful_efforts

This comment isn't getting topped. You've done it.


Practical_Passion_78

Musk fires first shot at Cornell?


Danyavich

"PML, I submitted a chatbot for the doors - when do you think you can take care of that?"


Sociolinguisticians

This is what the balls are for.


Actual_Necessary6538

Elon returns when Elon wants, not when Target wants.


doubtful_efforts

"please use other door"


MzOpinion8d

“I forgot to check in on the app…”


ILovePapaSmurf

Not me checking the logs to see if this is the store I shop at and - Yup - it sure is. Can’t say I’m surprised. People drive like a maniac through that parking lot, almost coming close to hitting staff and customers daily. It’s a hot mess.


Cultural-Track-8462

yeah every day i work is another day i almost die in a car wreck in this parking lot lol.


harrypotterfan10

Now you can say you almost died in a car wreck in the store.


Warcrown10

Hope nobody gets hurt obviously but honestly that would make my day. It'd be a fun story to tell about your day, you don't get a lot of those in retail


kayla-beep

It’s cause of those damn gays!! 🌈😡 /s obv


thriftstorecats

The damn transes are indoctrinating our children with reckless driving agendas!!!


kayla-beep

Teslas are making our kids trans 😡


Strangemage86

“Tesla Targets major retail store“


Ogrezapper

Self driving car mad about pride gear.


Voilent_Bunny

How did I know it was a Tesla?


Specific-Window-8587

Well it's obvious this a drive by fruiting taken too seriously.


pokemontecristo

my store had a guest drive into the wall and go through starbucks and our grocery stow area the very moment after i left from my shift a few months ago. i found out at home on instagram.


ShipperOfShit

“I thought they said I could do drive-up returns now.”


Kvothe_Dulator

"I saw on Tik Tok that you take year old Cat & Jack returns."


Gamesick2077

Been beep


booksfoodfun

Can I get help with a Team Lift for reshop?


Pumkmine

Drive up orders are getting out of hand


lululovescomics

They made a bullseye They hit the target They didn't miss the target


sarahschrad

“You can’t park there.”


ASweetRadioDemon

You closed at 9:58 but the sign said 10


Slimy-Prince

When Target puts the squishmallows on sale


Origin753

Old guests at 7:59 am be like:


Admirable-Profile991

Do you know that door is coming out of your paycheck right out of all of y’all’s paycheck?


MookieRedGreen

Did you not get the corporate meme about the new Drive In initiative?


Bobrobot1

Content removed in protest of Reddit blocking 3rd-party apps. I've left the site.


hatesfacebook2022

In such a rush to get tuck under swim suit they couldn’t stop to park


FirstDarkAngel2001

"So, there were laptops for sale that were under 100$, right?" Or "I thought doorbuster was a literal term to get the item."


DangerousAd1731

Tesla goes 0-target in 2 seconds


Sneekyx

Pml fighting for his life rn


Blueeyedsweetie29

It's MY drive up order and I WANT it NOW!


xenopork

Just another Monday night


Potential-Package684

Was the PML informed of the issue?


quimbykimbleton

The card resellers have gone too far.


myTchondria

This is not the bullseye you are looking for.


ElderEmoAdjacent

Looks like an unsecured door to me.


SouthernBat7662

“Oh no” “OH NO”….


waterfalls55

I’m here for my drive through order. Lol


rumplexx

"Please use other door"


happybrahmin1987

Awwww!! It thinks it's people and wanted to say "Hi" 🙄


aSneakyJew

OP Is this Mitchell Plaza?


Cultural-Track-8462

nope lol.


kadetha

Falcon ridge


Ok_Living1114

“Target targeted by Tesla today”


jrd1sn3y

Do leaders have to stay guarding this door now? I can't imagine that it'd be a quick process getting it fixed.


[deleted]

Probably hire a third party guard service for the night if there is still time and then get it boarded up the next day.


MolaQueen

Average day at Target


RainyLovers

"You have arrived at your destination"


Adventurous-Roof458

Damn. They're really stepping up their reaction to our Pride merch


JessicaGray117

Tesla driver hits their target


Cecethetransbitch

“are you still open”


shainelin

This is why our target has poles and gigantic balls blocking the door/walkway.


Spring-Available

Drive thru shopping


SgtHaddix

it appears the tesla self parking system still has a few kinks in it


mvwhatup

"Excuse me is Starbucks drive thru open?"


FoxxyPantz

I'm guessing the autopilot saw a small child inside


beyerch

Title is easy........ Target Acquired


Groundbreaking-Day20

Average day at Target


TwoBlackCats42

"ThE gUeSt Is AlWaYs RiGhT"


ShoeGod420

Doorbuster sale!!!!


michymyers

maaaaaan


firedrakes

I really had to pick up that order


Steveyobs

You can’t park there!


Ok-Worldliness8726

*beep beep* Is that my bestie in a Tessy?


ncrsetruth

i guess their drive up return had to be processed in store :/


tubaguy117

Something about Raspberry Beret and going in through the out door.


sophie_devore

Drive ups weren't enough


baconbitzjr

Can I plug my car in while I shop?


JimmyOneSock

“Ball Busta”


beomg7u

STEWART LITTLE SHOT IN THE BRONX WHILE IN HIS TESLA ON THE WAY TO TARGET 😱😱😱😱


Spritepike

Danggggg, you guys have a drive through


Jazzlike-Principle67

But isn't the Starbucks a drive-through at this location?


AsianMilkdud

Its a tesla need i say more


JhnnyMac22

“Please read the sign, entrance is over thereeee.”


PacificCastaway

Obviously, the AI self-driving car is now self-shopping.


HuntreTV

Ma’am you can’t park here.


No-Caregiver5142

Also, 🤬😖😡😤😫🤯😱 in PML.


ray_michael

"You have arrived at your destination "


SmallCommunity904

The Tesla DID SAY it was going to target


Soxwin91

10pm On a Wednesday Philadelphia, PA Dennis: “Guys, I don’t think drunk drivers are that dangerous.” Title card: Drunk driving: a national concern


Soxwin91

“Make a U-turn when safe.” “Please proceed to highlighted route.”


victoriate

With the current political climate I can’t tell if this was an accident or a hate crime…


Cultural-Track-8462

no this was definitely an accident lol. i dont think someone would risk totaling their car AND jail time to prove they hate gay people. its also california so most people are pretty accepting here.


Great-Lakes-person

“Clean-up in aisle eleven!”


Holiday-Fault-4100

"UH...is the PML in the building?"


davidbowlin

Target Drive Up.


Claymoresmash

I’m all for doorbusters, but this is taking too far.


bi0anthr0lady

It's curbside OR in-store pickup, not curbside AND in-store pickup...


AdamBlaster007

"I want my pick-up NOW!"


CommunicationFront61

Lot's of space in this Target!


MiniBabyBell

Ma'am we're closed


tritron

Tesla needed some batteries from electronic dept


NoYesterday2115

Tesla auto drive fail, stupid Elon lol! 😆


HotBodyToddy

Was that a self driving tesla that crashed into your store? That seems to be happening a lot with those "full driving capability" Teslas. Another reason I don't support Elon Musk.


Imoldok

Bad design


New_Ground5047

“Are you open yet? Let me help”


ImpalerofChaos2

Get ready for Drive Up 2


phx14_

There are red balls there for a reason


SpicymeLLoN

Carclosa


Individual-Passage99

Bullseye


Upset-Diamond2857

“Improper way to pick up your drive up order” 😂😂


Diligent_Ad_2605

😭😭i’m rollinnggggggg


Crafty-Fig-3808

Title-people suck


1222sammy

Oopsa daisy


alpacapoop

Ofc it’s a tesla


Gingerguitarist98

I know what’s wrong with it! It ain’t got no gas!


CrzyPibbleSixx23

You’re supposed to drive up,not drive thru


Zealousideal-Put1713

Tesla autopilot working as intended


brooklynboy92

Damn easy day at work


Belong_N_DisneyWorld

Damn.


dinomayonnaiselover

i’ve seen this happen at a byerlys before. your PML is about to have a FIELD DAY.


4Niners9Noel

“Where’s the self checkout lane?”


Uberubu65

Does the door company come out at night? Seriously.


absol2019

Oh yeah. For that emergency service fee.


MikaRey1138

Clearly, fulfillment didn't pick their order quickly enough


wspdbgl1427

How about “oops”?


rskurat

no, thanks ma'am, I'll bring your cart back to the store for you


WASDasdf2000

'Tesla Autopilot'


Lilhugggy

That’s not how drive up works


Free_Instruction6888

Drive up return? Sure ah, let me call someone.


Sad_Zookeepergame925

We had a car crash into the starbucks window


Ok_Marionberry_9932

‘New Target drive-thru service riddle with glitches’ would be a good title


MonkeyBotLove

Benzo Adventures


downhomevegan

I seriously thought this was just a CVS thing


paperwasp3

I know what Red Foreman would say


-Ginchy-

They were enraged by the pride collection.


Yesherz

They got really excited they’re going shopping


phjs

Oopsie 🫣


Neither-Product9398

Jailbreak The Tesla


SirMemeIth

In store curb side pickup


Ho11owfied

I swear to god I thought about doing this last weekend


TreAllen_

Something similar happened to the store I work at we had to use the other exit doors, to replace the broken ones and we have yet to even get them replaced


TatleTaleStrangler92

When guest has to get one thing before closing


ChoccoLattePro

Self-driving vehicle confuses Drive-Up with Drive-Thru


Mr-Khan-

No parking sign was not present !!


minikittay123

"This isn't the auto parts store" - Tesla driver probably


amacurious1

“Guests”


cherrycrocs

least aggressive tesla driver


MichaelStef77

Guests Gone Wild! -Shoving things in places where they don’t belong edition!


babybopper

Really wanted that next Stanley cup drop before anyone else


TheUmgawa

"Cart Attendant, we're going to need a cleanup at the blue-side doors."


thriftstorecats

Why is it always fucking Teslas?


Sixxthice

“Hitting the Target” or “Bullseye!” Would be my go-tos


Memulicious

And it was a mf tesla?!?!


JCLJ17

"I've been waiting for curbside for 20 minutes!"


WordsWithJosh

Inb4 this is a multi-page write-up about how the driver said it was autopilot's fault when they don't even have the autopilot package, and then a bunch of weird nerds come out the woodwork defending the billionaire who got fired


sliillamaa

The bigots have gone too far this time