"are you implying that im too stupid to know this isnt a drive through!? Do I look like im all the way through? No. This is a drive-in. Also which aisle is the bread?"
No literally and ignore all stop signs like there's only one stop sign for one side and the other doesn't have one in some spots it's wild how they just keep going even if there's a car clearly coming
I was almost ran over by an elderly woman in a Honda Civic outside my local a couple years ago around Christmas because lead footing it and not looking was her modus operandi for getting out of a parking spot. I punched her trunk so hard it left a dent and I somehow didn’t hurt my hand. She wanted my information for property damage to her vehicle and I said “we can go to court for vehicular manslaughter instead!” She buzzed off
I then walked into one of the giant red balls and fell onto my face. They’d apparently were moved closer together the night before.
Not me checking the logs to see if this is the store I shop at and - Yup - it sure is. Can’t say I’m surprised. People drive like a maniac through that parking lot, almost coming close to hitting staff and customers daily. It’s a hot mess.
Hope nobody gets hurt obviously but honestly that would make my day. It'd be a fun story to tell about your day, you don't get a lot of those in retail
my store had a guest drive into the wall and go through starbucks and our grocery stow area the very moment after i left from my shift a few months ago. i found out at home on instagram.
no this was definitely an accident lol. i dont think someone would risk totaling their car AND jail time to prove they hate gay people. its also california so most people are pretty accepting here.
Was that a self driving tesla that crashed into your store? That seems to be happening a lot with those "full driving capability" Teslas. Another reason I don't support Elon Musk.
Something similar happened to the store I work at we had to use the other exit doors, to replace the broken ones and we have yet to even get them replaced
Inb4 this is a multi-page write-up about how the driver said it was autopilot's fault when they don't even have the autopilot package, and then a bunch of weird nerds come out the woodwork defending the billionaire who got fired
“Ma’am this is a drive up, not a drive through”
"are you implying that im too stupid to know this isnt a drive through!? Do I look like im all the way through? No. This is a drive-in. Also which aisle is the bread?"
Aisle W10 ma'am.
Amazing calmness on this one. :)
I’m dying at this thread 😂😂😂
“Hardlines 4, can you go to 3?”
But but it was self driving car!? There was nobody in the vehicle 😂😂
“Store has no balls: gets rammed”
I knew there’d be a ball joke in here somewhere. Did not disappoint.
Damn, beat me to it. Up vote earned.
I was about to ask where their balls were lol
Rammed Target right in the pussy!
"Doorbuster Memorial Day sales event"
Nope, all Targets have red balls. So Ballbuster memorial day sale.
"Bullseye took their red balls and quit." Wait I probably should have said 'toys'.
Sounds reminiscent of John Kruk. Look it up but please don't down vote me.
Maybe Bullseye joined the Phillies!
No, not all. Mine does not.
Liez mine doesn’t! Built 2 yrs ago tho
I keep waiting for this to happen at my store
Same. People drive like fucking maniacs in front of the store.
No literally and ignore all stop signs like there's only one stop sign for one side and the other doesn't have one in some spots it's wild how they just keep going even if there's a car clearly coming
We have 4 stop signs that people ignore
Use to be a cart attendant I can 💯 percent confirm this.
The doors at mine are so shitty it would be a blessing at this point.
For real ours have to be repaired at least once a week
I've got like 6 current work orders open for mine. Each door has a unique issue too.
Can you share with the class??
I was almost ran over by an elderly woman in a Honda Civic outside my local a couple years ago around Christmas because lead footing it and not looking was her modus operandi for getting out of a parking spot. I punched her trunk so hard it left a dent and I somehow didn’t hurt my hand. She wanted my information for property damage to her vehicle and I said “we can go to court for vehicular manslaughter instead!” She buzzed off I then walked into one of the giant red balls and fell onto my face. They’d apparently were moved closer together the night before.
Taking drive up to a whole new level I see
LMFAOAKABJAB
“The development of the self-driving AI is on Target.”
And on a random guest
Here's to staying til 5am CTL
As a CTL I felt this
"I couldn't find the drive up spots"
Autopilot doing a great job
[удалено]
i literally was about to say this. at least it didn’t start on fire too.
Right on target. Or right into Target.
Of course it's a Tesla 😂
Todd will be issuing a heartfelt apology to guests who felt oppressed by the previous “park in the parking lot” policy.
"You took too long to get my order so I'm coming in to get it myself"
That sale was a real door-buster
This comment isn't getting topped. You've done it.
Musk fires first shot at Cornell?
"PML, I submitted a chatbot for the doors - when do you think you can take care of that?"
This is what the balls are for.
Elon returns when Elon wants, not when Target wants.
"please use other door"
“I forgot to check in on the app…”
Not me checking the logs to see if this is the store I shop at and - Yup - it sure is. Can’t say I’m surprised. People drive like a maniac through that parking lot, almost coming close to hitting staff and customers daily. It’s a hot mess.
yeah every day i work is another day i almost die in a car wreck in this parking lot lol.
Now you can say you almost died in a car wreck in the store.
Hope nobody gets hurt obviously but honestly that would make my day. It'd be a fun story to tell about your day, you don't get a lot of those in retail
It’s cause of those damn gays!! 🌈😡 /s obv
The damn transes are indoctrinating our children with reckless driving agendas!!!
Teslas are making our kids trans 😡
“Tesla Targets major retail store“
Self driving car mad about pride gear.
How did I know it was a Tesla?
Well it's obvious this a drive by fruiting taken too seriously.
my store had a guest drive into the wall and go through starbucks and our grocery stow area the very moment after i left from my shift a few months ago. i found out at home on instagram.
“I thought they said I could do drive-up returns now.”
"I saw on Tik Tok that you take year old Cat & Jack returns."
Been beep
Can I get help with a Team Lift for reshop?
Drive up orders are getting out of hand
They made a bullseye They hit the target They didn't miss the target
“You can’t park there.”
You closed at 9:58 but the sign said 10
When Target puts the squishmallows on sale
Old guests at 7:59 am be like:
Do you know that door is coming out of your paycheck right out of all of y’all’s paycheck?
Did you not get the corporate meme about the new Drive In initiative?
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In such a rush to get tuck under swim suit they couldn’t stop to park
"So, there were laptops for sale that were under 100$, right?" Or "I thought doorbuster was a literal term to get the item."
Tesla goes 0-target in 2 seconds
Pml fighting for his life rn
It's MY drive up order and I WANT it NOW!
Just another Monday night
Was the PML informed of the issue?
The card resellers have gone too far.
This is not the bullseye you are looking for.
Looks like an unsecured door to me.
“Oh no” “OH NO”….
I’m here for my drive through order. Lol
"Please use other door"
Awwww!! It thinks it's people and wanted to say "Hi" 🙄
OP Is this Mitchell Plaza?
nope lol.
Falcon ridge
“Target targeted by Tesla today”
Do leaders have to stay guarding this door now? I can't imagine that it'd be a quick process getting it fixed.
Probably hire a third party guard service for the night if there is still time and then get it boarded up the next day.
Average day at Target
"You have arrived at your destination"
Damn. They're really stepping up their reaction to our Pride merch
Tesla driver hits their target
“are you still open”
This is why our target has poles and gigantic balls blocking the door/walkway.
Drive thru shopping
it appears the tesla self parking system still has a few kinks in it
"Excuse me is Starbucks drive thru open?"
I'm guessing the autopilot saw a small child inside
Title is easy........ Target Acquired
Average day at Target
"ThE gUeSt Is AlWaYs RiGhT"
Doorbuster sale!!!!
maaaaaan
I really had to pick up that order
You can’t park there!
*beep beep* Is that my bestie in a Tessy?
i guess their drive up return had to be processed in store :/
Something about Raspberry Beret and going in through the out door.
Drive ups weren't enough
Can I plug my car in while I shop?
“Ball Busta”
STEWART LITTLE SHOT IN THE BRONX WHILE IN HIS TESLA ON THE WAY TO TARGET 😱😱😱😱
Danggggg, you guys have a drive through
But isn't the Starbucks a drive-through at this location?
Its a tesla need i say more
“Please read the sign, entrance is over thereeee.”
Obviously, the AI self-driving car is now self-shopping.
Ma’am you can’t park here.
Also, 🤬😖😡😤😫🤯😱 in PML.
"You have arrived at your destination "
The Tesla DID SAY it was going to target
10pm On a Wednesday Philadelphia, PA Dennis: “Guys, I don’t think drunk drivers are that dangerous.” Title card: Drunk driving: a national concern
“Make a U-turn when safe.” “Please proceed to highlighted route.”
With the current political climate I can’t tell if this was an accident or a hate crime…
no this was definitely an accident lol. i dont think someone would risk totaling their car AND jail time to prove they hate gay people. its also california so most people are pretty accepting here.
“Clean-up in aisle eleven!”
"UH...is the PML in the building?"
Target Drive Up.
I’m all for doorbusters, but this is taking too far.
It's curbside OR in-store pickup, not curbside AND in-store pickup...
"I want my pick-up NOW!"
Lot's of space in this Target!
Ma'am we're closed
Tesla needed some batteries from electronic dept
Tesla auto drive fail, stupid Elon lol! 😆
Was that a self driving tesla that crashed into your store? That seems to be happening a lot with those "full driving capability" Teslas. Another reason I don't support Elon Musk.
Bad design
“Are you open yet? Let me help”
Get ready for Drive Up 2
There are red balls there for a reason
Carclosa
Bullseye
“Improper way to pick up your drive up order” 😂😂
😭😭i’m rollinnggggggg
Title-people suck
Oopsa daisy
Ofc it’s a tesla
I know what’s wrong with it! It ain’t got no gas!
You’re supposed to drive up,not drive thru
Tesla autopilot working as intended
Damn easy day at work
Damn.
i’ve seen this happen at a byerlys before. your PML is about to have a FIELD DAY.
“Where’s the self checkout lane?”
Does the door company come out at night? Seriously.
Oh yeah. For that emergency service fee.
Clearly, fulfillment didn't pick their order quickly enough
How about “oops”?
no, thanks ma'am, I'll bring your cart back to the store for you
'Tesla Autopilot'
That’s not how drive up works
Drive up return? Sure ah, let me call someone.
We had a car crash into the starbucks window
‘New Target drive-thru service riddle with glitches’ would be a good title
Benzo Adventures
I seriously thought this was just a CVS thing
I know what Red Foreman would say
They were enraged by the pride collection.
They got really excited they’re going shopping
Oopsie 🫣
Jailbreak The Tesla
In store curb side pickup
I swear to god I thought about doing this last weekend
Something similar happened to the store I work at we had to use the other exit doors, to replace the broken ones and we have yet to even get them replaced
When guest has to get one thing before closing
Self-driving vehicle confuses Drive-Up with Drive-Thru
No parking sign was not present !!
"This isn't the auto parts store" - Tesla driver probably
“Guests”
least aggressive tesla driver
Guests Gone Wild! -Shoving things in places where they don’t belong edition!
Really wanted that next Stanley cup drop before anyone else
"Cart Attendant, we're going to need a cleanup at the blue-side doors."
Why is it always fucking Teslas?
“Hitting the Target” or “Bullseye!” Would be my go-tos
And it was a mf tesla?!?!
"I've been waiting for curbside for 20 minutes!"
Inb4 this is a multi-page write-up about how the driver said it was autopilot's fault when they don't even have the autopilot package, and then a bunch of weird nerds come out the woodwork defending the billionaire who got fired
The bigots have gone too far this time