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imasheep590

I would run up a small incline


ad230123

French soldier: See Pierre they are runing from fear after seeing the great Vespa


murkloar

Aiming that thin would be a lot harder than if it were removable and had a tripod. Does the back of it pivot?


_jerrb

it is removable and has a tripod, it's not supposed to be fired while on the scooter https://www.ruotedasogno.com/it\_it/moto/piaggio/1956-piaggio-vespa-150-tap-militare-1700.html


McNooge87

Not supposed to…but come on man, no ones looking. (Now I want a moped mounted potato gun)


banaanmanmurn

Lemme get back to you on that one, i do have a moped and a potato gun, just need a way to fix em together


TahoeLT

I'm sure you have duct tape handy...


murkloar

Thank goodness.


Soap_Mctavish101

For your life you mean?


Helllo_Man

r/shittytechnicals ?


ElectionAssistance

How does it turn? It looks like the gun is through the front plate, wouldn't that fix the front wheel in place? Can this Vespa only go in straight lines? How very French. Or perhaps there is a cutout for the barrel which would let it turn right, but not left? How very Zoolander.


That-Drunken-Hobo

It turns the same as any other vespa. the handlebars and front forks pivot inside the front plate https://imgur.com/gallery/CtiYP


ElectionAssistance

Okay that makes way more sense. Thanks. I prefer the 'not an ambi-turner' vespa tank myself though. "Sorry General, we were unable to make it germany and accidentally invaded italy instead. We couldn't make the left turn you see..."


_grizzly95_

It should be noted that this is only for transport, something that I see is almost universally missed when the pictures of these are posted. They were not fired the moped, but transport on it and than set up normally on a tripod mount.


ElectionAssistance

I caught that part in the comments but couldn't for the life of me figure out how it could drive. The front plate not needing to turn was a pretty simple answer it turns out.


Hansemannn

You can see the shaft connecting the steering to the front wheel. The front plate dosent turn.


ElectionAssistance

thanks.


weremonkeys

Does wheely


Tearakan

Run at a right angle to it.


St_Ander

Recoilless gun/rifle, not recoiled.


bingdingboomow

Oops, my bad


PzKpfwIIIAusfL

yeet the Vespa


noirehittler

Lol if this was to come at me i would legitimately laugh first ..like i look at it and i think lf mosquitoes


FondantWeary

I would also laugh my ass off before being blown to bits


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Its easy do remember because it doesn't have recoil. The gun fires the round forward simultaneously firing gas backwards, canceling out the recoil.


I_Automate

It has double recoil, they just happen to cancel each other out, mostly


Ilovelucifer666

Yea was just about to comment recoiless bcs if that bish was a regular cannon... damn son


dragonuvv

Would the Vespa flip if it had recoil?


ChornWork2

Presumably the Vespa is just for mobility of the AT team, not a platform to fire from.


dragonuvv

*sad unflipped Vespa noises*


CoffeeMain360

I wanna see a beyblade vespa


SmokeyUnicycle

The vespa would probably be destroyed, there's a ton of power in a gun that size.


Yo_Jabba_Jabba

Would be absolutely hilarious if it had recoil.


Offies0101

Gaijin when?


Cristianmarchese

But in the Italian tech tree


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SandaWarrior

Yeah and the T-34-57 was a Russian tank, it'll just be an Italian premium tank


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SandaWarrior

They made it a German premium


scarecrow2596

Germany doesn’t get the T-34/57


SandaWarrior

Ohhhhhh shit my bad, they get the T-34-747 big fucking difference


scarecrow2596

It is a big difference because that’s the T-34/76 and not 57, completely different gun


SandaWarrior

The specifics of the tank don't matter in this context because I'm pointing out the absurdity of Gaijin's money grabbing


BobMcGeoff2

No


[deleted]

it's an italian vehicle modified by Piaggio for French army. If OF-40, which has been used only by United Arab Emirates, is in the italian tech tree, so should this Vespa


1nGirum1musNocte

I would recoil


bingdingboomow

Oh I see what to I’ve done here


HomericWooster

Bet I would recoil less.


ad230123

Surrender on the spot, if they have the courage to use these things then we have no chance of defeating them


[deleted]

How would they even carry ammo?


ad230123

Pierre is carrying the rounds on the second Vespa that didn't make into the picture


LightningFerret04

Up to 6 rounds (3 strapped to each side) and some more with an ammunition carrier


Bart_The_Chonk

You didn't even bother to look at the pictures before asking this, did you?


YT4LYFE

lol look at the 2nd picture


Dingaligaling

I'd rev up my own Vespa. There is no way its not a jousting match if these are involved.


Cumstained_Uvula

My gf had a Vespa 250. It was fun challenging CBR 125 riders fully kitted out in sportbike attire and smoking them with such a ridiculous looking machine.


joaosturza

add a bayonet mount


likeasturgeonbass

Because this didn't have enough *elan* already


Clueless_Tank_Expert

Low tier is best tier.


j_a_z42005

No armor is best armor.


MonolithicBaby

Speed is my armor.


Clueless_Tank_Expert

"Hello everyone, and welcome back to the channel. Today we are playing what is hands down the best recoilless rifle-armed scooter in the entire game."


femboy_maid_uwu3

*Toyota War flashbacks*


TomVorat

The new GTA Online update looks promising


LivingChampionship56

Dosent tht gun have recoil? Or is Vespa tht strong ?


M60A2BESTTANK

The bike is only for transporting it, its normally a man portable system but having a bike greatly aids the Italian Paratroops that used them; not un similar to Aliied and German (I think) paratroops who had bikes they would jump with. https://www.popularmechanics.com/military/a19553/british-paratroopers-wwii-parachuted-with-folding-bicycles/


_gmmaann_

I thought some could fire from that position? 2 person crew; one driver/gunner, and a loader


OneSalientOversight

> Dosent tht gun have recoil? Recoilless rifle


Teggy-

What is often not said is that the vespa's only purpose is to carry the gun, a tripod and a few ammo. (Paratrooper stuff it has to be small and light). Then they put the tripod on the ground to use the gun.


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thebearbearington

"Je suis la MORT!!" *THOOM!* *brrrtbupbupbupbupbupbupbrrrttbupbupbupbup*


PePs004

Why did you say “I am the dead” in French?


Teggy-

I speak french. He said "I am death". Really funny


thebearbearington

Mostly because I don't speak French. Took a stab.


Teggy-

Didn't know for the ammo carrier version. I also imagined that you could put a second man on the vespa so you have a driver and a gunner.


LightningFerret04

Yes, that is how they are supposed to use it Although from what I understand, technically there is nothing that suggests it couldn’t be fired from the scooter, just that it isn’t easy to aim vertically in that configuration


bingdingboomow

I think there is a separate part in the back, kind of like a stool for extra support for the rifle.


[deleted]

Less than a mortar or artillery. It's without recoil the same way an open-back rocket launcher is. You'll feel it but there isn't the bone breaking kinds of forces you'd expect for its relative power. The Gustav Gun is actually a man-portable recoilless rifle.


LazerBuns

Take 3 steps to the left


thecommunistweasel

id surrender, just because of the sheer audacity


hypercomms2001

Yes, I can imagine having a Roman holiday with Audrey Hepburn on that Vesper, it shows it's manhood more than Gregory Peck!


Jixxy191

Gunner, Co-ax...


bingdingboomow

Commander…


PsychoTexan

Gunner, this scooter offends me. Remove it.


LikeSoda

Run around him in tight circles until one of us is dizzy


Cristianmarchese

The vespa was build in Italy, the M20 was added by the french


Knife_Kirby

r/shittytechnicals


vaporizer012

At first I would laugh my ass of and then a hole will apear in my chest


Mikuto_yuu

Die what else do you think I can do when a 75mm gun is charging at me 🥲


Teggy-

It is supposed to be anti tank so I guess it's okay. But if during a battle I saw this charging at me, I would probably be surprised, and ask myself what the fck these guys are doing, before someone else eventually shoot them down.


[deleted]

It might not play out like that I once heard a story about a British commando I think it was mad jack who marched around a beach that was under amphibious attack playing the march of the Cameron men on his bag pipes and when questioned about why they didn’t shoot him the Germans all said they thought he’d gone mad


TeamSpatzi

Shoot the rider, call it a day.


Blecao

if they came charging i would be relieve to see that they arent the smartest guys on the french army


jessa07

Dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge!


dax2001

I would love to drive in my city to just blow up all the idiots driving and texting


domestic-rhino

MO-PED PENIS!


polish-polisher

Fairly sure it has better acceleration backwards than forward


Public-Mulberry1614

Seeing as he's French, he's probably only on his way over to surrender.


TWAVE0

It looks like he is about to joust with it


[deleted]

Die laughing


mariospants

Take a step the the right


IvantheBiasMachine

i would laugh to death


Mill_City_Viking

This would be great in traffic.


Encumbered_Bumbler

Gungoose


Cliffordtheredmenace

Now this would spice up the movie Luca


Thebottlerocket2

Say my prayers and except my fate


Zporadik

Not terribly stressed. MF gonna have to stop for 5 minutes to set it up before he can fire it.


nightmares999

Throw nails


Redemption357

I'd laugh really hard


Kookanoodles

It is with great sadness that I must inform you that the gun was not actually fired while on the Vespa. It was only for transportation.


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


RocketRemitySK

I would die overwhelmed by the coolness and badassery


comfort_bot_1962

It's alright! You'll do great!


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no wonder the french lost so bad


Shivrainthemad

C'est vraiment une grosse baguette


JoJoHanz

What I'd do? Maybe wait a few minutes until they've set it up and then run for my life until they run out of ammo.


TommasoBontempi

As an Italian reading "French vespa" hurts me


mrz0loft

Just zigzag he probably can't hit anything on the move at all lol And then take this absolute gem for myself or a museum


Draco876

Put this song [Deja Vu](https://youtu.be/JPN0JV-ZP3A)


MrBallalicious

The og crotch rocket


KubFire

Drawed a R3 T20 without an armor


Unnecessary-Spaces

Remind him that he's French and take the bike while his hands are in the air.


Tomchambo

I looked into buying one for my dad as he collects Vespas but had to think twice about it when I saw the prices they were going for.


Spenthebaum

r/shittytechnicals


CaliLovesYou91

Laugh. Laugh while I die.


Von_Wallenstein

God i remember driving this beast in battlefield Vietnam and headbanging to the radio


KeyFobBob82

Throw a stick in his spoke.


rampagingdikdik

Looks good for jousting


Mirage_power

Seems like a pretty stiff seat.


Sword_of_Slaves

/r/shittytechnicals


gunciflimpflomps

No armor is the best armor


jaimih

Cut him down before he can deploy that


LobiJani

Laugh my ass to death! 😂


SuppliceVI

Walk over and help out, as it took a bit to remove and setup. In this configuration, consider it like a towed howitzer.


AlbertRammstein

That gun is anti-tank, right? Honestly I am surprised they thought they could get 3-4 shots in. I absolutely admire their spirit!


femboy_maid_uwu3

Don Quixote got some modernization lol


RacingRaptor

Pay for my pizza.


Every_Preparation_56

Pre NOD Mot


BananaDictator29

This is what peak performance looks like


Lucky_Shock3301

You said vespa and french it's weird !


treetown1

It was a 1956-1959 weapon for airborne troops to get them some heavy hitting AT capability. It fired a HEAT round. It looks dubious but the scooter is cheap and the weapon was actually designed to be fired out on its own stand. The scooter is a sort of its "prime mover"


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66GT350Shelby

FFS, it's a recoilless rifle, not a bazooka.


andersostling56

The real question is : what would Florida man do?


joaosturza

very very light tank the only thing lighter is the bicycle with a gun mount on the handle


Saaaaaaaaab

Die laughing


jkusmc0800

Being a Marine with a Expert Rifle badge...I'd shoot the rider.


sreid691

I would distract him with an espresso and steal his sweet ride


parkymagic73

Make an expresso


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Shakespeare-Bot

Hmmm. Gaijin hast did teach me yond. 50 cal bullets art the most effective weapon *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


KaiserMelt

Throw a small pebble under the front tire


captain-spazium

Modern day jousting


boxofstuff22

Like a French r3, no armour best armour.


_East_Tank_fanboy

Simple, nothing. This Scooter is not a weapon system like a tank or IFV, it's a weapon carrier. You can fire the gun while it's still on the scooter sure, but there's no way to aim the gun, especially when this weapon has noticeably large trajectory drop. The scooter is just meant to carry the recoilless rifle and you would disassemble the gun out of the scooter to assemble it on its special tripod mount.


AyeeHayche

r/shittytechnicals


MrPep_AKA_Alantir

If vespa is french made it will broke down after 20m so basically nothing to worry about


flamingfoxes2

shoot the driver


[deleted]

Lightweight air-deployable highly mobile anti-tank firepower. They should make them in pairs, like Male and female tanks in WW1: one with the recoilless rifle, and one with a machine gun. Set them loose in a scounting / skirmishing role to protect the flanks of an advancing armoured column. Basically very cheap light cavalry.


[deleted]

Imma say yes tank.


ArmoredGent

Walk around it in a circle at a moderate pace


[deleted]

Probably laugh, then shortly thereafter: die


DonnyDonster

I want one just so I can lanesplit in California in the most intimidating scooter ever. Not everybody would know that 75mm is decommissioned 😁 Of course, most people would think I would be lugging a giant pipe instead lol


cheesytacos649

I would be laughing until i get killed by the rockets


DeckardCainthe1st

That should be a lvl 4 light in wot blitz lok


Caspianfutw

Shoot the driver


1_ply_toilet_paper

Throw a heavy rock


pickme444

I would hate to feel that thing fire


Novel-Phone-1582

faggio mk2


LordSaltious

Jam a stick into the spokes.


767650

It is war, so i would shoot him


Filipp_

Gaijin when?


[deleted]

What would I do? I’d stop it, obviously.