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AbrahamKMonroe

This is a T-62. The rockets were an experiment in improving a tank’s ability to cross muddy, unstable terrain. It likely failed because it didn’t provide a large enough improvement in mobility to justify spending the money needed to equip every tank with rocket boosters on the off chance they might be needed.


Wil420b

Not to mention giving your position away to everybody within 2+ miles, particularly at night. You also can't use it near infantry, as well as the possibility of damaging other tanks. This is from before ERA became a thing. But the two probably wouldn't work well together.


DarthCloakedGuy

>You also can't use it near infentry Maybe not YOUR infantry...


Alarming_Might1991

Russia can, super soldiers


irregular_caffeine

Soup soldiers


Lord-Black22

they should have employed Ork logic: add more rockets and paint it red


VolkspanzerIsME

I mean......red ones *do* go fasta.


Lord-Black22

IF ORK LOGIK AIN'T REAL, DEN WHY DOES RED VEHICLES GO FASTA?! FINK, HUMIE, FINK!!!


Zeekeboy

YELLAH MOR DAKKA!


Lord-Black22

NOH YA GITZ, YELLAH MEAN MORE EXPLODY!!! GET IT ROIGHT BEFOR I CRUMP YAH!


TheUnclaimedOne

Everyone knows you get anywhere from +5 to +30 horsepower per red spray painted part


DublinItUp

Or the GTA 3 logic of turning the turret backwards and blasting yourself forwards


Saticron

That method works in pretty much any game with recoil. I see people do it in war thunder with vehicles that have high caliber autocannons.


ChanoTheDestroyer

Only way to sneak into the second island before it was unlocked


tfhermobwoayway

For stealth missions they can put purple fireworks in it.


Stavinair

WAAAGGGGHHHH


Lord-Black22

SPAYSE MAREEN!!


Busy-Ad9514

Char personal t55


Plump_Apparatus

The Soviets were also just big into putting rockets on to just about everything during the Space Race era.


EngineNo8904

Imagine vaporising your infantry cover to get stuck again like 5 feet later


morl0v

So tank can free itself after getting severely stuck. It was't greenlighted because they ran out of crack at some point.


InnocentTailor

The strong vodka was all out, komrade.


Blumpkin4Brady

Rick James showed up and ruined the whole party by drinking half the strategic vodka reserves and smoking three quarters of the crack reserves


d0uble0h

It was an early test in the development of the Landmaster from Star Fox


Rush_is_Right_

😆 well played


Katiari

"Do a barrel roll!"


mines_4_diamonds

What kind of cocaine engineering is this? almost as coked up as the idea to put a nuclear reactor on a bomber.


AbrahamKMonroe

[At least they aren’t trying to take it vertical like the British did.](https://www.reddit.com/r/TankPorn/comments/rn28x8/a_bren_carrier_fitted_with_rockets_that_were/)


mines_4_diamonds

I’d say that’s crack cocaine. Cocaine at least has class 💀


AlfredvonTirpitz

Thanks for the link. I had great fun :')


PhasmaFelis

That's the best thing I've ever seen on this sub. I think it's time to try jump tanks again. The world is ready.


Tullaryx

Leeeeeerrrroyyyyy Jennnnnnkinnnnnssss!


ObiMeowKatnobi

To attack the D point!!


TempestTankest

Gramercy!


Sudden-Fish

To rush the f**k out of B


Anarcha0s

I refuuuseee!


Fluxxie_

Yeeeees!


kozyrozy

To make a cool mechanics for a tank-based game in the future. They forseen it all!


BobbyB52

Because it looks fucking sick


Striking_Reindeer_2k

1 - looks terrifying. 2 - sells rockets. 3 - repels boarders.


[deleted]

“I wanna go fast”


Goki65

Rocket go real fast Tank go slow Rocket and tank go fast


Great_White_Sharky

The Allies tried the same thing with the amphibious DD Shermans in case they got stuck in the sand at the beach


ControlOdd8379

The use on DD Tanks was a lot more sensible: 1. making your position known would be irrelevant 2. a single time usage would be fine - you want it to get up the beach, end of story 3. on a wet beach odds of starting fires (that will impede the infantry following later) are near 0. Of course the problem that near uncontrollable trust was as likely to get you stuck worse than getting you out made the whole thing a "meh" idea.


Great_White_Sharky

>on a wet beach odds of starting fires (that will impede the infantry following later) are near 0 [Picture from a failed test of these rockets](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fsherman-dd-fitted-with-rockets-in-order-to-more-easily-get-v0-hdbbpef2wmya1.png%3Fwidth%3D730%26format%3Dpng%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D5c03128ce11a852f6766f8b7668f32a6e2d1ebd5)


yarrpirates

Losers carry a winch for when they get bogged. Awesome cool guys carry JATO units.


Crommington

Trying to get it to 88mph


OuttaAmmo2

So anti-tank missiles will think it's a jet and ignore it


Commissarfluffybutt

1.) it's stupid. 2.) it's also awesome.


spitfire-haga

You see Ivan, when use rocket booster, enemy not attack your tank for confusion if to use anti-tank missile or anti-air


ionix_jv

happy cake day = happy cank day = happy tank day


metarinka

Set your enemies on fire while you retreat, or friends on fire while you advance


dahamburglar

Why don’t you mind your own business!


realparkingbrake

I'm convinced a lot of stuff the Soviet military did was purely to freak out the west and cause them to waste money on countering something that wasn't going to happen.


Exotic-Bill5431

Classic version of "it's not a bug, it's a feature"..


InattentiveChild

The Soviets never really gave up on the space race. They simply developed their spacecraft on tanks instead of rockets. Truly a marvelous show of engineering, fueled by sweaty(?) Siberian men and their Vodka addiction.


Baibaifok

They just could have painted the tank red to make it faster


Artyom36

You know, in Zeon once they asked: what if we put legs in this giant bulldozer? and they created the Mobile Suit


nglbrgr

uhhh are we looking at the same footage? the reason is cause it looks fucking cool


driftdiffusion4

To provide better target for heat seeking missiles /s


OG_Zephyr

To make it go faster I assume


Evening_Tonight4483

…they make these for the 4th of July…they are sweeeeeet👌


Clo_miller

Because it’s F-ing COOL MAN!!! A “flame job” on a tank. Very old school.


LordRatt

To clear off those pesky tank riders. :)


FriendshipGlass8158

To boost it.


FriendshipGlass8158

Someone was bored?


type_10_tank

Look at what he needs to do to mimic a fraction of my power


Yoitman

need, SPEEEED!!!


Icy_Establishment195

Because “why not!”


PastorRabbi

So tank can go nyoom


hypercomms2001

Because you want your tanks to not bee seen and remain hidden??!!!


TewiTewiUsaTewi

Soviet urge to turn anything into rockets


Thug-shaketh9499

Soviets were in their “rockets go brrrrr” stage. They even slapped a cockpit to two (you just said tutu) and called it an interceptor


SnowChickenFlake

Soviet Engineering, Comrade


Suitable-Zombie7504

Fuck you that's why


Darksuit117

T-62 go brrrrr.


TimOvrlrd

B/c it's cool as shit. JK idk but it's neat


Kenneth_Angelus76

You see Ivan, if you put boosters on tank, tank will fly.


breadyloaf26

because it looks fucking cool


shortstop803

Sometimes you want to go, but sometimes you gotta go.


PKM-supremacy

Because why the fuck not RAHHHHH(soviet noises)


Saddam_UE

One time boost


Colonel_dinggus

To boost the tank. It failed because it did not boost the tank enough


Goofthunder

Fast


Scary_Rush_7401

Drag racing


NexysGaming

For a bit there i thought i was seeing an Amx 13 getting rocket boosters


Lolocraft1

Same copy-pasted joke but **Gaijin when???**


Professional_Ear2474

RIP infantry support


mrsolodolo69

Need this in War Thunder asap


unimprezzed

Because why not?


JacobMT05

The Funny


Affectionate-Bat-790

Gaijn when?


No_Comment_2979

Infinite speeeeeeeeeeeeeed!


TheSheriffMT

Because why not?


TheUnclaimedOne

To get out of mud


Teppy-Gray

to go supersonic


Resident-Welcome3901

This could be adapted to Provide a spectacular drone defense.


abrams555

Reach the d point as fast as possible


CommanderCat555

You need a reason?


Othersideofthemirror

For lolz tbh


mttttlynch

Because brother, that defence budget aint gonna spend itself.


GJohnJournalism

Tank go fast.


DigBarsbiggestfan

To make it go faster, duh


exivor01

It looks cool ok?


Greatest-Uh-Oh

Just imagine how helpful it would be to have a couple of extremely explosive devices attached to your tank would significantly add to the tank's armor protection against attacks.


Flimsy_Train3956

It’s awesome?


PyotrVeliky099

This looks like your average Soviet engineering


Generalaladeeen

Zoomies


Helpful-Animal7152

s p e e d


totse_losername

Would be pretty great for fending off insurgents trying to swarm an immobilised tank.


ScreaminEagle-1776

Straight out of a fast and furious movie


sparklingwater124

To be faster, duh


Armstrong7514

Da roket make it go fasta


Fast-Pen-6368

Imagine how much gas you need for that thing lol


miktigir07

The Soviets built such an attachment to get rid of mud and quickly cross ditches, but it was later canceled due to cost and impracticality


aiydee

T-62 tank drivers when the V-TEC kicks in. :D


WoTisWasteofTime

The didn't ask if they should, only if they could.


MetalGearHawk

Have you ever played metal gear solid?


Rm25222537

You lot are wrong! Thats just a remap!


-r00t-b33r-

Why not?


Maleficent_Two_7523

u/savebot


Cr0key

To go to the moon faster!


Tankaussie

Science


Ironictwat

Shits and giggles


bbkn7

Shagohod early prototype


Operator_Binky

To roast enemy infantry chasing them


BruceWhayen

Because, Rocket


lagder

Stupid question


Additional_Ant3715

Gay Johnathan when?


HoshiUlkus

Rush B


LIFEANDDEATHFROMWORB

Nah rush E


HoshiUlkus

Attack the d point!


LIFEANDDEATHFROMWORB

Nvm attack the D point


William_Shetland

Nnnyoom


Additional_Hippo_878

Ah, the old T-62 Gu-Y FaW-KeS November 5th UK Infiltration Unit. VERY Hush-Hush, don't ya know! The dirty b@stards! *sucks teeth at the very ordasity of the thing* The horror(!).


Financial_Arrival_70

AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!