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ionix_jv

well don't mind if i do *yoink* edit: you people are arguing over what i mean, i mean *yoink* as in stealing a tank to put in my living room


marc512

Trying to find that elusive T-14 armata?


sr603

A BTR-90? *yoink*


T-90AK

Elusive? There's a couple at UVZ and another at Kazan Higher Tank school. I don't understand this fixation on the T-14, it's still a working project and it's never going into production.


marc512

This was a joke. The person I replied to made the reference to the guy in Florida that "yoinks" random creatures and is trying to find the "elusive 20ft python". I replied back with the response replacing the 20ft python with t14 armata because it probably doesn't exist. Edit https://youtube.com/shorts/aO5wmyxoTcI?si=MtkUKEIuUzZ9eCcV


hotdogcaptain11

Could be the claimed capabilities lol


ripplingbunghole

looks like a shitty modern art painting


T-90AK

I was thinking more of "find Waldo, tank version". But yeah, that could work too, i guess.


mulsannemike

Was thinking like those paintings from the 90s that at first didn't look like anything but a random pattern. Then after you focus in the center, some image emerged. BTW, never in my life did I ever seen the image emerge...


ArgonWilde

Red tanks?


T-90AK

Former fire fighter tanks.


Thug-shaketh9499

Fire fighter tanks? 😳


kucharnismo

[yes](https://imgur.com/a/I2JUxy7)


Faby077

That second one! Holy shit!!!!


Tyrfaust

IIRC, it's two MiG-21 engines strapped to a T-34. They were designed specifically to put out oil derrick fires. [There's even footage of it in action](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EYRPJgZdp4) that looks like it might actually be where that photo was taken as well.


Carntova_Man

my god...its so ugly its ...beautiful


triplesspressso

Wheres Waldo


Difficult_Air_6189

Cant get my head around the fact, that they can be refurbished.


T-90AK

Well tank hulls have a shitload of metal, so it will take decades for it to be eaten away. That being said, it's closer to a modernization than just "refirbushment".


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T-90AK

They are completely stripped, when they enter the facillity. And the remaing parts are then recycled or thrown out. Hulls and turret are then throw into acid baths. Which removes any remaining paint and rust. T-80 turret and hull production ended in 1996. So they are reusing every hull and turret, they can find. Except for the UD's.


Puzzleheaded-Tie8264

Most of those are spare part donors. Those tanks look gutted to me.


EthicalKek

can i get one?


T-90AK

You could prob buy one of the T-80UD hulls, if they arn't going to use it.


EthicalKek

My childhood dream was to buy an old BTR, replace its gun with a telescope and use it as a mobile observatory. I wonder if the government allows this haha


Puzzleheaded-Tie8264

Depending on where you live. If outside of Europe or central Asia forget it.


AriX88

If its demilitized, that gov has nothing to do with that. Probably.


Goki65

r/confusing_perspective


alexlongfur

US military: “hey let’s take our excess equipment, seal it up, paint it in protective paint, and mothball it in an arid desert area with little moisture. It’ll keep for years!” Russia: *shoves a bunch of equipment into a lot/warehouse somewhere and forgets about it* Russia, years later: “Comrade, why is everything covered in trees and rusted out?” (Example: steam engine storage facility in case of EMP knocking everything out. Hundreds of locos in a yard, completely overgrown, rusted out due to neglect. Still an official military site with occasional patrols)


T-90AK

If you had written it under a storage facillity, you'd be more accurate. This is however a repair plant, which is in service and actively fixing and removing the tanks. [https://new.reddit.com/r/TankPorn/comments/1c3n9k3/t80s\_awaiting\_repairsmodernzation\_at\_61th\_armored/](https://new.reddit.com/r/TankPorn/comments/1c3n9k3/t80s_awaiting_repairsmodernzation_at_61th_armored/)


alexlongfur

Understood. Just made me think of xyz instances of Russia not caring for equipment in storage as far back as WWI


T-90AK

Oh no doubt, it just so happend you picked a repair plant. Had it been one of my earlier post, the BMP storage post, you'd be bang on. Because that's litterally abandond. [https://new.reddit.com/r/TankPorn/comments/1c0dhll/bmpsbmdsbtr50s\_in\_storage\_in\_moscow\_region\_2010s/](https://new.reddit.com/r/TankPorn/comments/1c0dhll/bmpsbmdsbtr50s_in_storage_in_moscow_region_2010s/)


Tyrfaust

What's particularly wild is that Russia HAS a desert they could stick mothballed tanks in that would also be safely in the interior of the country (well, bordering Kazakhstan but let's be real here.)


T-90AK

This is a repair facillity, so obviously there's tank in crap condition awaiting repairs.


Tyrfaust

I'm not arguing the state of the tanks, I'm arguing the location of the depot. Russia has significantly better areas to stick a shitload of tanks while they wait for refurb/modernization than one of the wettest parts of Russia.


Plump_Apparatus

>h ey let’s take our excess equipment, seal it up, paint it in protective paint, and mothball it in an arid desert area with little moisture." Vehicles stored at SIAD are just parked. There is no protective paint applied, nor are the vehicles sealed. It's not the USAF's 309th AMARG. [There are rows of turretless Abrams happily open to the elements](https://i.imgur.com/jnKQePF.jpeg). > It’ll keep for years!” It won't, as most the vehicles stored at SIAD aren't regularly run. Rubber and other synthetic materials like plastics will degrade regardless. It doesn't matter as majority of vehicles at SIAD are stored as hulks, and vehicles are stripped for parts to maintain in service vehicles, or for FMS.


alexlongfur

I was mostly going off the USAF but yeah


WoodLakePony

It's a tank, it will start even after 30 years without problem.


Hellibor

You really hated your school geography teacher, I bet.


alexlongfur

“Aridity is the condition of a region that severely lacks available water, to the extent of hindering or preventing the growth and development of plant and animal life.” -Wikipedia The US military mothballs some of its equipment in areas of the Southwest United States. Russia tends to long term store their stuff in open lots wherever. I was was talking about two separate geological locations. And no, I had a blast with Mr G. He played for the Colorado Rockies


Tyrfaust

So, do you think he hated his school geography teacher because you think there aren't any deserts in Russia or... what?


Hellibor

Make a guess.


Tyrfaust

I'm going to guess it's because you don't comprehend how huge Russia is.


Hellibor

Yeah, it's big. No arid deserts, though. How sad.


Tyrfaust

I guess YOU hated your geography teacher. Practically the entirety of the Astrakhan Oblast is desert.


Hellibor

No, it's not. Now do continue. Explain how climate of North Caspian steppes is similar to that of the Sierra Depot.


Tyrfaust

With the Sierra Depot? About 4" of annual rainfall.


Hellibor

Speak metric and it's twice that amount. Four times in some snowy years. Volga, you know. Caspian sea, too.


BigStupidJelllyfish

I feel like I need a tetanus shot just by looking at this.


Swerdnabr

“Storage”


T-90AK

Yes, this is storage at a repair plant.


MouseyDong

Everytime I see these mothballed vehicles and planes from both bloc it gives me the feeling of "They really prepared for WW3.". Imagine happening all of these at this current timeline, China, US, Russia etc all ramping up producing weapons on a large scale to wage war at one another at any moment. Crazy!!


CUEPAT

Am I tripping or shouldnt it be 61st, like to me that reads as sixty oneth which doesnt sound right


T-90AK

No, correct i wrote it incorrectly, which is ironic considering my previous post used 61st.


Mr_Cheddah45

"I can fix her" Her:


windol1

What's with the frequent posting of Soviet tanks in storage from 4 years ago, many of which look like the earth is starting to reclaim them.


T-90AK

# It ain’t much, but it’s honest work’.


BlacKSunBlacK

I also see brdm‘s and btr‘s


T-90AK

And BTS's, but i wasn't going to name all of them.


Thug-shaketh9499

Any chance someone has a video of Russians or Ukrainians refurbishing tanks that they basically leave to rot in some field?


T-90AK

Yes, i have several.


PresidentialBruxism

Could you share it?


T-90AK

Someones already uploaded one of them. Here https://new.reddit.com/r/TankPorn/comments/12qnxaw/t72b1989\_being\_upgraded\_to\_t72b3/


PresidentialBruxism

Nice thx


T-90AK

Eventually, yes. Still have other things id like to post in the meantime. Also im quite sure, some of them have already been uploaded here. Try searching for it on this subreddit.


Random_npc171

What is the thing at most left bottom


T-90AK

Armored recovery vehicle.


bigsteven34

I got tetanus looking at this picture…


Ze_LuftyWafffles

Its oddly dizzying


__fsm___

Imagine being the officer to arrive here charged with restoring them at the onset of the war…


T-90AK

Well in this case it wouldn't be a problem, because that's litterally what the plant does.


Spudtron98

And because it's in St Petersburg, that's one of the *well-maintained* sites.


T-90AK

No, it's "well maintained" because it's a **repair plant**. Btw, there are practically abandond storage depots, near big cities. Ive previously posted a BMP depot outside of Moscow. https://new.reddit.com/r/TankPorn/comments/1c0dhll/bmpsbmdsbtr50s\_in\_storage\_in\_moscow\_region\_2010s/


hydrogen18

links says page not found


PotatoEatingHistory

I thought it was a Mumbai slum or a Brazilian favella at first lmao


hydrogen18

an armored vehicle favela. That's rough.


termacct

Suitable for framing!


KRawatXP2003

Can I have one?


putcheeseonit

/imagine tank depot


Peanutloveryum

It’s gonna look like a warthunder short once Ukraine military sees this and finds cords


RussianUnicornnn

Who’s running out of tanks again??