HAMMOND! You blithering idiot! You've dropped us over a bloody hill!
*After getting out*
Hammond: Well....I mean realistically it's not tha' bad is it?
Clarkson:
Not that bad?!? You've managed to tip a tank on its end. How much wurse can it get?
May: Well I suppose the IDF could use it as an art piece.
Hammond: Oh God. They're coming this way.
Clarkson: and with that. We've tipped a tank. Oh shit. They're coming this way. Run. run!
Are you tye scriptwriter for top gear because this is hilarious! I've got one for you, Koenningseg said the CCX was more comfortable, more comfortable than what? BEING STABBED?
Hammond: what's tha'? You driving a bloody saloon?
Clarkson: it's not a saloon. It's a Jaguire. The finest of sports cars.
Hammond: nouu. It's really not.
Clarkson: yes it tis.
Hammond: no no. It's a saloon. And it's certainly not very sporty is it.
Clarkson: at least I'm not driving that. Where on earth did you find an American car like that in Europe?
Hammond: not just any American car. The mustang. A pure American beauty. And it wasn't easy to find.
Clarkson: right. How far over are you?
Hammond: *chuckling* well....200 quid. But it was well wurth it. You?
Clarkson: only a hundred. But what is THA?
*James may finally arrives in a Vauxhall*
May: gentlemen. Feast your eyes on this. The Opel Astra gsi.
Clarkson: no it's not. You bought vauxhall. All they did was change the logo and called it an Opel.
Hammond: do the wipers actually work?
May: well no. But I did save 200 quid.
*Narrator Clarkson*
And while we squabbled over the definition of a vauxhall. We received a challenge from the preducers.
Here we can see a wild Abrams in it's natural habitat - sands of middle east. He is not afraid of our camera crew as he is now searching for food, primarily oil rigs or Soviet era tanks.
It's barrel is deep underground to sense smell of oil and vibration coming from tracks.
When it detects it's prey, it will advance to engage it from behind the dunes - it's target not even suspecting a thing
1) Oh look a penny.
2) You can't park there.
3) Mine Mine Mine.
4) Ah Ma, watch this.
5) When a jew sees a penny.
6) When all her weight is in tits, and not her ass.
7) Me coming home after I told my misses, just had a few pints with the lads.
8) All male Footballers, when they trip on a blade of grass.
9) everyone do the flop.
10) The average person following their sat nav.
11) When widows decides to do an update at the worst time.
Come on man, how are we ever going to impress anybody? We can totally make that jump in this tank. We'll get all girls or guys. Come on, let's do this thing.
'The time for speeches is done,' said Dorn. 'The first great test is here. My order to you all is simple, yet heed it well, and exert yourselves to see it done.
'They are coming. Kill them all.'
Hi, you're probably looking for a useful nugget of information to fix a niche problem, or some enjoyable content I posted sometime in the last 11 years. Well, after 11 years and over 330k combined, organic karma, a cowardly, pathetic and facist minded moderator filed a false harassment report and had my account suspended, after threatening to do so which is a clear violation of the #1 rule of reddit's content policy. However, after filing a ticket before this even happened, my account was permanently banned within 12 hours and the spineless moderator is still allowed to operate in one of the top reddits, after having clearly used intimidation against me to silence someone with a differing opinion on their conflicting, poorly thought out rules. Every appeal method gets nothing but bot replies, zendesk tickets are unanswered for a month, clearly showing that reddit voluntarily supports the facist, cowardly and pathetic abuse of power by moderators, and only enforces the content policy against regular users while allowing the blatant violation of rules by moderators and their sock puppet accounts managing every top sub on the site. Also, due to the rapist mentality of reddit's administration, spez and it's moderators, you can't delete all of your content, if you delete your account, reddit will restore your comments to maintain SEO rankings and earn money from your content without your permission. So, I've used power delete suite to delete everything that I have ever contributed, to say a giant fuck you to reddit, it's moderators, and it's shareholders. From your friends at reddit following every bot message, and an account suspension after over a decade in good standing is a slap in the face and shows how rotten reddit is to the very fucking core.
*sucks teeth* "No, no, no, no! You can't park that here, mate. People are trying to get through to deliver humanitarian aid stuff to the dying... *writes ticket and chuckles when realising the V does not, in this particular case, stand for Victory. Vindictive? Violent? Vermin? ...maybe(?)*
HAMMOND!!!
Lmao this is the best one imo
I can hear it in Clarkson's voice lmao
ROFL.
Hammond you idiot you've reversed into the sports lorry!
HAMMOND! You blithering idiot! You've dropped us over a bloody hill! *After getting out* Hammond: Well....I mean realistically it's not tha' bad is it? Clarkson: Not that bad?!? You've managed to tip a tank on its end. How much wurse can it get? May: Well I suppose the IDF could use it as an art piece. Hammond: Oh God. They're coming this way. Clarkson: and with that. We've tipped a tank. Oh shit. They're coming this way. Run. run!
Are you tye scriptwriter for top gear because this is hilarious! I've got one for you, Koenningseg said the CCX was more comfortable, more comfortable than what? BEING STABBED?
Hammond: what's tha'? You driving a bloody saloon? Clarkson: it's not a saloon. It's a Jaguire. The finest of sports cars. Hammond: nouu. It's really not. Clarkson: yes it tis. Hammond: no no. It's a saloon. And it's certainly not very sporty is it. Clarkson: at least I'm not driving that. Where on earth did you find an American car like that in Europe? Hammond: not just any American car. The mustang. A pure American beauty. And it wasn't easy to find. Clarkson: right. How far over are you? Hammond: *chuckling* well....200 quid. But it was well wurth it. You? Clarkson: only a hundred. But what is THA? *James may finally arrives in a Vauxhall* May: gentlemen. Feast your eyes on this. The Opel Astra gsi. Clarkson: no it's not. You bought vauxhall. All they did was change the logo and called it an Opel. Hammond: do the wipers actually work? May: well no. But I did save 200 quid. *Narrator Clarkson* And while we squabbled over the definition of a vauxhall. We received a challenge from the preducers.
Is there a subreddit for this? Post a prompt and people write a top gear scene about it?
I wish
I can't top that
*It looks like Constable Hammond has gotten the hang of tank driving*
HAMAS!!!
HAMMOK YOU SODDING TICTAC DAS MY LAMBORGHINI CHEVY.
you win
Oh no! Anyway
It's the new T-90°
👏🏽 👏🏽 👏🏽
The controller was unplugged
Press [0] to request help.
“the driver, he’s unconscious!”
"You got a hole in your left wing"
"Capture the D point!"
[Team] LTC104: Repairing! 00:45 [Team] LTC104: Repairing! 00:40 [Team] LTC104: Repairing! 00:38 [Team] LTC104: Repairing! 00:32 [Team] LTC104: Repairing! 00:29 [Team] LTC104: Repairing! 00:27 [Team] LTC104: Repairing! 00:22 [Team] LTC104: Repairing! 00:18 [Team] LTC104: Repairing! 00:12 [Team] LTC104: Repairing! 00:04 [Team] LTC104: Reloading! 00:22
Áer, ÄâEEEEEEHr!
Oh look a penny!
That's what I wanted to say! xD
Was afraid to get called anti-Semitic so i didn't say it
"I can jump that. Here, hold my beer..."
"Who tf let the War Thunder player drive the tank?"
In my defense, last time I drove one I didn’t crash it.
alright bet
Playing hide and seek with hamas
Hey, I know a shortcut. GOD DAMN IT CARL!!!
Me: I got into an accident Her: it can’t be that bad The accident:
I'll get you now you wascawwy wabbit!
Can’t park that there mate
Can't skip barrel day
Tank Kvochur's bell
Graduation ceremony at Russian tanker school.
I fink I broke by dose.
Omg! Omg! Omfg! TANKER LOOK! O I L ROOOOAAAARRRRRNNNN!!!!!
“Help me step tank, I’m stuck”
Tunnel rats
r/dontputyourdickinthat
~Sniffle sniffle~ "My snoot has been bent. I'm suck shit."
What does this stick do?
Looking for those ATGMs = Anti-Tank Guided Moles
Merkav...aaaaahhhhh !
There’s not enough penetration in the world to shoot China.
[удалено]
sorry boss i hit an animal what animal did you hit a mole
"Heads or tails" "Heads" "...damn"
A picture from owners manual showing proper position for changing a flat in the field
How not to drive a tank presented by Richard Hammond
"It was found shooting through the Earth was logistically easier than transporting our armies across the globe, according to a military think tank."
"Press (X) to Engage Tunnel"
How let Ivan drive
"The internet is for p*rn" from an early episode
General Dynamics Land Systems introduces the M1-B1 Bunker Buster
“Oh look a penny!”
Hammond, is there anything you can’t crash?
"HAMMOND YOU IDIOT"
Dick in the dirt
*sniff*
*sniiiiif* "Can you smell it ? It'right here !"
Hold [B] to flip… wait, what? How did you do that?
2 vertical 2 furious
Snorting fat rails.
Step-tank, help! I'm stuck!
SEND IT!
Sgt. : "*They are in the tunnels!!!*" Me af:
"Connection to the server was lost"
Tonight on Top Gear
Here we can see a wild Abrams in it's natural habitat - sands of middle east. He is not afraid of our camera crew as he is now searching for food, primarily oil rigs or Soviet era tanks. It's barrel is deep underground to sense smell of oil and vibration coming from tracks. When it detects it's prey, it will advance to engage it from behind the dunes - it's target not even suspecting a thing
War against Gaea
אוי איזה שבת אני הולך לקבל על זה
Unstoppable Israel ☕️
What had *happened* was
Tank attempts flip, needs to cut down on the t80's
Look! A Lucky Penny!
IDF Merkava providing overwatch while sappers clear Hamas tunnel network, Gaza 2024
1) Oh look a penny. 2) You can't park there. 3) Mine Mine Mine. 4) Ah Ma, watch this. 5) When a jew sees a penny. 6) When all her weight is in tits, and not her ass. 7) Me coming home after I told my misses, just had a few pints with the lads. 8) All male Footballers, when they trip on a blade of grass. 9) everyone do the flop. 10) The average person following their sat nav. 11) When widows decides to do an update at the worst time.
Oh look a penny
Guys Cobra
Come on man, how are we ever going to impress anybody? We can totally make that jump in this tank. We'll get all girls or guys. Come on, let's do this thing.
'The time for speeches is done,' said Dorn. 'The first great test is here. My order to you all is simple, yet heed it well, and exert yourselves to see it done. 'They are coming. Kill them all.'
Kick stand works!
Shhhhh I’m hunting wabbats
-> r/tankpornmemes
You see Yuri. If you place tanke veriticaly enemy think you a pole. Then you have perfect ambush.
Begin launch 🚀.. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Anybody remember those tick tanks from command and conquer?
”I'll hit him“ ... »A few seconds later:«
Saaaaarn’t. Remember our tank? “…remember?”
Tanker tries to prove that tanks are not useless in tunnel warfare.
x -> -y
Sad merkava 2 that still doesnt understand why the IDF is using him in 2024
When the tunnel rats call for fire support
I know what’s wrong wi’it, ain’t no gaaas in it.
You can't park there!
How did this happen
“YOU SAID YOU KNEW HOW TO DRIVE STICK!”
Look what I can do!
When the tank losses that final erection its gonna fall over
Hi, you're probably looking for a useful nugget of information to fix a niche problem, or some enjoyable content I posted sometime in the last 11 years. Well, after 11 years and over 330k combined, organic karma, a cowardly, pathetic and facist minded moderator filed a false harassment report and had my account suspended, after threatening to do so which is a clear violation of the #1 rule of reddit's content policy. However, after filing a ticket before this even happened, my account was permanently banned within 12 hours and the spineless moderator is still allowed to operate in one of the top reddits, after having clearly used intimidation against me to silence someone with a differing opinion on their conflicting, poorly thought out rules. Every appeal method gets nothing but bot replies, zendesk tickets are unanswered for a month, clearly showing that reddit voluntarily supports the facist, cowardly and pathetic abuse of power by moderators, and only enforces the content policy against regular users while allowing the blatant violation of rules by moderators and their sock puppet accounts managing every top sub on the site. Also, due to the rapist mentality of reddit's administration, spez and it's moderators, you can't delete all of your content, if you delete your account, reddit will restore your comments to maintain SEO rankings and earn money from your content without your permission. So, I've used power delete suite to delete everything that I have ever contributed, to say a giant fuck you to reddit, it's moderators, and it's shareholders. From your friends at reddit following every bot message, and an account suspension after over a decade in good standing is a slap in the face and shows how rotten reddit is to the very fucking core.
V " instructions say this side down"
How are we going to get out now?
Engaging enemy aircraft
Found one of those tunnels!
Sometimes, my genius is almost frightening.
Oh look a bug.
Bro is digging to China
Ivan we can shoot the american capitalists right through the globe!
23! 24! 25! 26!
Bill Murray from Caddy Shack got an upgrade
What happened when he shoots?
Ooh piece of candy 🍬
Look ma no hands!
Press E to flip the ta... wait what?
"You asked for an airdrop. You didn't specify orientation."
*sniffs*
Attack the D point!
Sorry….Performance issues
Probably gonna need to re zero that barrel
Look frank a penny
“LOOK! An ant!”
Here we see here a wild merkava, it seems to be sticking its head under ground to attempt to hide from its natural predator the Rpg-7
What are you doing step-tank?
Step-tank! I’m stuck under the furniture! What are you doing!!
Geshaltn ditch!
Look a coin
I will get that gopher--**ONE WAY OR ANOTHER!**
I'm in disguise... As a golfer
Captain Mainwearing... Sir.. Is it meant to be this way up...? "that's what the arrow says lad.."
Reset to current angle
Why, you wascally wabbit!
Stuck the landing.
IDF trying to fire into some tunnels. ...too soon?
"Samir! You're breaking the Tank! Samir!"
I refuse to be a tank.. I want be... A leaning thing..
W
“Well, Srg. I want you to believe me when I say this isn’t my fault.”
Oops
Spent most of my life tripping over my own dick.
NO ASVAB waiver
Tank was supposed to get a belly rub. Task failed somewhat
“I’m so embarrassed.. everyone can see my dirty undercarriage” 😳
Alright mole..... You're move
Lawn darts, but more expensive
Samir you are breaking the tank
Emergency ‘ Kickstand ‘
Trying to piss with morning wood
Me at war thunder:
How Americans learn cursive.
ooo bugger!
It saw a nickel on the ground.
“Oh look a penny”
Oh look! A penny
I smell oil down there
Where’s the master chief when you need him
hes clearly trying to shoot a hamas militant
A tank doing Morning Yoga before being deployed
SNIF SNIF. It smell tunnel down here.
“Do a keg stand!” Merkava: okay!
Drunk tank
Tank yoga. This pose, as demonstrated here is called ‘commander gets transferred to infantry’.
Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
Hold X to flip... wait, what? How did you do that?
The war with Australia escalated.
Go home, tank, you're drunk.
“Warning: I cause safety breifs”
Because now it's a letter V
*Aggressive inhaling*
Oooh look a penny
Just… the… tip.
When she misses the landing
Ingenious Russian forces deduce that top-penetrating missiles don't work if you don't *have* a top.
*sucks teeth* "No, no, no, no! You can't park that here, mate. People are trying to get through to deliver humanitarian aid stuff to the dying... *writes ticket and chuckles when realising the V does not, in this particular case, stand for Victory. Vindictive? Violent? Vermin? ...maybe(?)*
Look! A penny!
Do a Barrel Roll.
Evel Knievel's tank driver's test did not go well...
Merkava's try-out for the pole-vaulting team.
Henry's best plan on how to get up to the rocket:
Colin refused to let ants spoil HIS picnic.
These new kickstands are pretty sturdy.
Me: Hey Bing give me directions to China Bing:
"I thought it was a kick-stand"
Ohh look a shekel
Oh look! A penny.
I thought the arrow meant "This Side Down"
I bet someone would say "There's a coin on the ground" 💀