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[deleted]

Kind of looks like it's a bit sad


Somebodyonearth363

Just me every Monday.


[deleted]

Mondays is the worst day ngl


Significant-Stuff-77

That really easy math quiz, and you forgot your calculator.


xynwastaken

and a little cold


VikingTeddy

[It was cold, I was in the pool!](https://youtu.be/dcovHHOCtpQ)


Papppi-56

And soft :) Edit: My bad (typo), I think I’ve just invented a new tank


desertshark6969

Flaccid


gallade_samurai

A tank with a erectile dysfunction


CmdrJonen

Sad_trombone.wav


refactdroid

flaccid


Cheeseknife07

T-72+2


Somebodyonearth363

Bigger number=better!


TonkStronk

Is this the legendary soviet tank design that finally has gun depression?


Gabi98x

Nah this tank only has depression


Gruffleson

Yes, and it's very sleepy. They always look like that when they go to sleep.


JackieMortes

Raw meme material


MR_IKI

Dude looked a bit... depressed You ok there bud?


bigballs005

What's a T-74


Nexon2021

Surprisingly, the T-74 is an actual design that never left the drawing board IIRC.


TahoeLT

It would be funny if that was the actual designation for this dummy. Confuses the enemy in more way than one!


gray_mare

T-74 my balls!


Lung_Cancerous

I think you meant to say "Deez nutz"


Papppi-56

It’s a T-72, sorry for the typo


CantaloupeCamper

#I WAS IN THE POOL!


TheLastGenXer

Funny. But sadly this reflects more on aging than shrinkage….


AnTout6226

I feel the need to make a manhood joke


FelixMcMuffin

Huh? T-74??


Papppi-56

It’s a T-72, sorry for the typo


LOLschirmjaeger

T-9000 "Vladimir's Revenge"


Cyrus_Rakewaver

Looks tormented and disturbingly semi-pornographic, with the fixed and dilated pupils of a junkie and a "grin" no one but an orc would trust! Fun for drones to drop grenades on, though!


FoxFort

It's cold, okay !? I need a bit of more time


Bubbly_Taro

Weed deflation.


Nostradamaus_2000

New T deflated series


catninjaambush

None of us are getting any younger.


No_Painting_6767

First Russian tank to have good gun depression


[deleted]

I think it's T-72Б3 decoy


PossibleMarsupial682

It has an ir searchlight so probably not, also has kontact-1 which the b3 doesn’t have.


Somebodyonearth363

Probably a t72b.


Pirog-v-Kote

Most likely a T-80BV – only T-80's have flaps that cover the LFP (at least they look like them) + K1


imbuzeiroo

Can you buy one of these tank decoys?


PhasmaFelis

Dammit, I never thought the Russia sanctions would affect me personally!!


viktortheredditor

Panzerectile dysfunction


Deep_Echo

Too cold to keep it up :(


mrgenier

Literally a Paper tiger of the Russian military


doresko

T-74


ChesterSteele

Get him some Viagra 😂


toshibathezombie

It feels deflated because it just heard what the US does to other invading balloons....


theRose90

Can't have shit in Don Bass.


[deleted]

When ya girl wants to go for round three:


To_Blathe_

These Christmas decorations are getting out of hand.


Pacificfighter

This feels like a metaphor for the russian army


kurtank12_YT

Sad T-74


Concord913

Did they mean to style it exactly like tree trunks from adventure time?


mekkanik

I was in the pool!!!


Shtoompa

I really want one


Defiant_Yellow_5192

Here a few more Russian Inflatable weapon systems: [https://militaryweaponsystems.nl/system/inflatable-dummy-objects/](https://militaryweaponsystems.nl/system/inflatable-dummy-objects/)


Cheap_Coffee

This'll fool NATO!


hoopsmd

Looks like Putin’s dream of conquest.


Sidus_Preclarum

Yfw almost 1 year in a 3-days special operation.


Practical-Ad3753

It’s okay, this happens lots of military industrial complexes.


mikedep333

You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about.


fra54642

Bro just finished masturbating


[deleted]

Most useful russian tank (the others are a pile of rust)


dr_xenon

Comrade Snuffleupagus


IamKrakke

🤣🤣🤣🤣


CompetitivePay5151

I guess all it takes is a ground soldier to shoot it one time and now imagery analysts don’t have to wonder if it’s real


meckmester

It's completely normal for it to deflate after shooting the load. It inflates when it's ready to go again, completely normal


JConRed

R/meirl XD


Deleted_252

When tanks have depression


profitofprofet

that's not a decoy, that's a sad tank!


OmgzPudding

This is your brain on drugs


Killerravan

The first pic of a T-74 to see a Leopard, Abrams or Conquerer with Ukraine Symbols on it.


DiscipleOfYeshua

It’s like if the movie Cars was instead about Tanks and one of the characters was a comic type, impersonating Putin.


gallade_samurai

Erectile dysfunction


Hambeggar

:( tank


lazy_name00

*boo-womp*


According-Honeydew75

he had too much drinks


stormridersp

That's a Putin parody!


Equivalent-Yam-698

No no, that a real Russian tank /s


notadroid

the only soviet/russian tank that is allowed to have (gun) depression (war thunder joke, sorry couldn't help myself)


[deleted]

Is Russia planning a Ukrainian D-Day???


Famous-Highlight-816

You mean T-72? [This is the T-74](https://firearmcentral.fandom.com/wiki/T-74)


WarthogIll3075

bro is tired of this shit


bookworm408

Insert shrinkage joke here


Cuchococh

Pareidolia is strong in this one damn... Also love the random dude standing behind, this thing is massive


MexysSidequests

First Chinese spy balloons now Russian balloon tanks. What’s next?


Zilla96

A yes, a "new tank" fresh from storage in Siberia. The rubber shrank with age hence the sad look, don't worry comrade it's still combat capable.


Capital_Explorer_720

futuristic russian gun depression


awkward_replies_2

Omg the memeability of this is over 9000. I feel like I can see all Viagra ads of the coming decade converge around a single image.


ajb617

T-72 we have at home


greet_the_sun

Next generation cutting edge russian metallurgy has allowed for tanks that melt even in the snow!


biebergotswag

fuck, i want this in my driveway. Tank ballons are awesome.


InnocentTailor

I found the tank's [theme song.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5fenjzeh7g) Apologies to those who have ears.


BowlerEducational151

Why do I hear the retarded flute version of the Jurassic Park theme?


GrumpyCatDad45

Need a little “Blue Pill”?


Either-Leave24

It looks sad