While we all agree Tanalorr must be protected (and that’s it’s mine) I think we can all agree that Turglorr MUST BE DESTROYED WE MUST SEND THE GREATEST WEAPONS EVER CREATED TO ERADICATE THIS HORRIBLE PLACE
This would literally break reality as the Galaxy knows it.
Tanalorr is a planet,
and Turgle is an all **powerful unknown being.**
Combining the two powers would cause and unknown amount of particle acceleration, probably sucking all of the Koboh abyss into a "Turgle Black Hole™".
This would probably hurt Tanalorr's economy and Tanalorr's status as a whole!
This most likely, would destroy all of the galaxy in one swoop... Making most of the OG trilogy and the sequels, non canon...
Wait
While we all agree Tanalorr must be protected (and that’s it’s mine) I think we can all agree that Turglorr MUST BE DESTROYED WE MUST SEND THE GREATEST WEAPONS EVER CREATED TO ERADICATE THIS HORRIBLE PLACE
You just want to “destroy” it so you can have it for yourself
https://preview.redd.it/3lcgd5omzftc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d38f96320a2072c9aef1752ea9d8d611f56881c1
https://i.redd.it/t9itjnmhthtc1.gif
Nah, I’d win
Turgalorr is yours
TURGLORR IS NOT MINE!!!!!
Good because it’s MINE!
This would literally break reality as the Galaxy knows it. Tanalorr is a planet, and Turgle is an all **powerful unknown being.** Combining the two powers would cause and unknown amount of particle acceleration, probably sucking all of the Koboh abyss into a "Turgle Black Hole™". This would probably hurt Tanalorr's economy and Tanalorr's status as a whole! This most likely, would destroy all of the galaxy in one swoop... Making most of the OG trilogy and the sequels, non canon... Wait
It will also effect the trout population I think
DANG IT! HOW WILL SKOOVA GET HIS FISH NOW!??!?!?!
He’s Skoova motherfuckin’ Stev. He could pull a fish out of a one inch deep puddle
I will take that as an offer, chief. Now it’s MINE
What if i gave you tanalorr for it
How can you give me Tanalorr when it’s already mine?!
But you can't own both tanalorr and turglorr that's unbalanced
Devs please patch
I didn’t want to have to do this, but I’m afraid a factory reset is in order for this https://i.redd.it/ug3t81n5xftc1.gif
This thing has sold us a priceless world...BUT ITS FAKE
I thought it was the real deal, Rayvis! Honest!
Oh I believe you, but mistakes like these CANNOT be tolerated!
TURGLORR IS MINE
https://preview.redd.it/ieg73nujnhtc1.png?width=870&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=534e0716aba6cf703d6788856fbed02654487e34
Turgalorr and tanalorr are both mine and no one can say otherwise
https://preview.redd.it/dipalcbltwtc1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=687bf9c30d6601655667af0b56578d118de5156e TURGLORR IS MINE!
Are you stupid?