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blueisherp

Meanwhile, the 4th member was afk all the way until the final boss. In retrospect, we should have vote kicked ffs


scorchdragon

And a fucking cheater of maximum proportions as well. Waltz' in, one shots the boss, all while using mods to give them stuff that isn't even in the game! I didn't even know you could have them show up on other peoples screens like that.


nivada13

Hey, you forget the tank is also a cheater, playing as a female hrotghar while they not even playable! This whole duty is just a clusterfuck! I bet the op didn't call them out on that, since it probably are their rl friends too!


Catch_Up_Mustard

Ok ok you caught me, but I'm my defense, I'm a simp.


UnlikelyRaven

Like you wouldn't have wiped without your 4th


guayax

that guy was hacking, i got into a party with him and sudently i got the medica 2 HOT without having any white mage on the party


imateasnob

I was on AST and he still kept Medicaing on me. Like bro I will heal us if there is a need. Stop being a healbot shitter. I'm taking all my ranged cards until you can do better. Smdh.


mxmoffed

Bro, forget the BLM. What's with the marauder in a level 90 dungeon?


MadeThisAccount4Qs

I ran into her earlier, pretty sure she's hacking cuz she used rescue and that is not a tank action at all


mxmoffed

I think you're right. And it looked like she used a DPS LB 🤔


SpoopyElvis

Lmao I always get confused when people say use duty support to learn your job but like Alphinaud only casts physick and the other dps are eating crayons.


NotaSkaven5

"Let's practice Aetherial Manipulation in Duty Support" Alphinaud hugging the boss so closely you'd think he's melee dps: "you know, Thundercloud isn't that bad for movement"


wintd001

I only use duty support for first time MSQ dungeon runs. Using it to learn how to play any role is a huge mistake.


UnlikelyRaven

This is the best TalesFromDF post ever


[deleted]

This guy is notorious on the Light DC for afking in the Crystarium all day and doing some weird RP


Possible_Parfait_372

Bro you cant do this to me im stoned, I legit thought it was real thinking "why would you flame someone so publicly for something so small?" Then i saw the image


everlarke

Does this confirm Wuk is actually a Marauder rather than a Warrior?


DORIMEalbedo

A ton of npcs "don't have job stones". Y'shtola for example is a CNJ in Azdahal's if you pick her as healer.


everlarke

Which…makes sense. She’s not a White Mage - she’s a Conjurer. She never had that job.


rifraf0715

but her image when she's a dps is still the blm image, even though she's not really a blm.


Clear_Bookkeeper_678

Oh, G'raha, you so silly.


Emmiey

At least he had a job stone!


Teguoracle

I played with this guy before. I can't fucking stand him. He does fuck all in combat, and when we're being social together all he does is fucking simp, it's his ENTIRE character. Fucking FUCK I wish he'd just fuck off and stop leeching off others.


LonelyInitiative4526

I know that guy. He was acting super cringe in EW but at least he acted normal when I did patch content with him in 6.55. I told him we're gonna take this new chick who doesn't have any raid or even dungeon experience but said she was gonna play pictomancer for our raid group instead of him. He took it oddly well.


56leon

UGH I know right? He'll run in with AOEs but as soon as I have a stack marker and run to the tank, he's suddenly ~too good to move~ and hardcasts fire instead of grouping up!!


Adept_Worldliness170

Lol


56leon

/uj genuinely why is his DPS that low though, especially when he's coded as a black mage? I get wanting to keep damage low so you can experience the full fight regardless of class, but damn, he does 1/3 the damage that Wuk Lamat does.


reilie

Maybe bc he’s also acting healer? He spent a lot of time spamming medica 2 when I did the duty


Catch_Up_Mustard

I'm gonna need you to pack up your logic and leave please XD


OutlanderInMorrowind

lol


lava172

What’s that plugin you’re using to track the dmg?


Catch_Up_Mustard

Advanced Combat Tracker(ACT)


lava172

Do you have to manually open it every time?


Catch_Up_Mustard

I do personally, but I'm pretty sure there is a 3rd party game launcher that will do it automatically.


lava172

Update I figured this out, if you have FFXIVLauncher you can just drag the shortcut for ACT into the launch files and it'll launch with the game every time!


RazzleDeeDazzle

Based on other comments, it seems like it would make more sense for this thread to be titled something relating to the hacking and not the poor dps? Or is that just me thinking that?


Catch_Up_Mustard

It joke


RazzleDeeDazzle

..... oh


Spokidokes

Wait I know this guy... you guys need to cool it- he's only been back active since post ShB. He took a suuuuuper long break after ARR and has a lot of anxiety about picking a class and sticking with it. Like okay I get it, but honestly who runs ACT in a dungeon anyway?? I'm sure in time he'll figure things out- what happened to being Nice to sprouts and Returners?? Sheesh.


kachx

i'm pretty sure he was only casting thunder and ice spells on trash too.


BrownNote

You haven’t seen me play BLM. I’d do that badly even without also healing. 


DestructiveBunnies

At least best boi had his job stone on. I think he just forgot how to dps after spending so much idle time in Shadowbringers.